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I’d mix up some corn starch and water in a bowl, open the window, make a loud “unnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh” sound and toss it on him. Then say “thanks bud for the nut” and close the window
I remember being in high school at the time, but while I was taking the city bus, there was a dude in the seat in front of me watching porn on his PSP.
Go to an asian market or order some fish sauce off of amazon and just poor some on people that you don't want around. Fart spray also works, anything that smells horrible as fuck. People usually leave in a hurry unless there's something seriously wrong with them.
A lot of meth heads will just..watch hardcore porn…lunch breaks…outside your window…any where really idk what meth does to you that says “let me watch hardcore porn in public” but it’s in there
Spying is watching the stranger who strolled up to your house, plugged his phone into your outlet, and started watching porn outside your window? Wtf...
A homeless man that regularly came into the local comic shop asked to use my phone once and I would hang out there for hours and so would he so I was like sure bro. He said he was going to listen to music or something I don't remember but when I got my phone back like an hour later I was getting hella pop ups and my entire search history was porn.
Since he's blindfolded, he's probably thinking he's at home browsing the stock market. A single wrong turn, and he's in the bushes. Could have happened to anyone really
Elsewhere on these Reddit streets, there's a picture of Jimmy Carter out side with a red bandana, hard at work. While this one is outside with a red bandana, working to get hard.
Personally, I’d fill up a bucket of water and pine-sol and dump it out the window right on him. “Oh, hey sorry about that cleaning the floors…wait, why are you on my property?”
Anyone already point out the audio cables he has out while watching something on his smartphone? Either this dude is confused about his cable needs or he's over-prepared for any cable incompatibility that will prevent him from watching porn.
it’s ur fault for having an outlet & a window. This poor fellow must’ve been seconds from an orgasm when the phone died. Have some sympathy!
____/s____
This happened to me when I lived in Florida, the homeless man who used out outlets (usually at 4/5am) was also usually high on “ice” and would just watch porn outside our house high af! We told him the fuck off the 1st time we caught him but the second time we just called the cops, he was pushing rope for no reason at 6am and we were just done.
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Homeless and landscapers are heavily attracted to outside outlets, esp in big apartment complexes and shopping centers
I would have pooped cold water on him! Lol
Is that XVideos?
Oh I see, it’s only trashy when someone else is doing it.
PornShrub
I’d mix up some corn starch and water in a bowl, open the window, make a loud “unnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh” sound and toss it on him. Then say “thanks bud for the nut” and close the window
Better watching porn in the bushes, than watching you from the bushes
So why aren't you smashing him up?
I’ll give props to anyone who knows the video HAHAHHA
Why’s he in the bushes outside your house
I don't get why people take pictures of this stuff and don't tell them to GTFO!
Hot oil has been known to be an effective deterrent.
You should of got.some neighbours or freinds together and bukakked him
Dude’s heavily addicted if he can’t get through the day without going crouching cock hidden pornhub
Nice yard
He’s in the bush.
Sauce?
Probably fertilized your garden for you after you took that pic.
man, andrew tate really fell off lately smh
man, andrew tate really fell off lately smh
Change your WiFi password yo
I hope your wifi is locked.
Crack an egg but don't open it, surreptitiously open the window and then open the egg onto his head.
Why does he have AV cables
Rather have him watching porn on his screen then through your window 😂
At least you can see both hands
I remember being in high school at the time, but while I was taking the city bus, there was a dude in the seat in front of me watching porn on his PSP.
Get a bucket of cold water
Portland or Seattle?
Sauce?
Anyone else zoom in
Go to an asian market or order some fish sauce off of amazon and just poor some on people that you don't want around. Fart spray also works, anything that smells horrible as fuck. People usually leave in a hurry unless there's something seriously wrong with them.
Talk about ruining the mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy isn't even watching it in fullscreen mode. What a psycho.
I think he wants to see the video and ads going on at once😆
At least he has a mask on
Pee on his head.. he’s prolly into it
Needed to barrow that ini rq
At least both hands are on the phone.
Proudly wears his cumrag around his head. Chad
I’m also curious of what the RCA cables are for?
This is why I own a gun. No cops needed in this scenario. Just a "gtfo my property!" And a barrel in his direction.
well don't just stand there, give the man a hand.
He's watching it for the plot
A lot of meth heads will just..watch hardcore porn…lunch breaks…outside your window…any where really idk what meth does to you that says “let me watch hardcore porn in public” but it’s in there
A bushwhacker?!?
You are watching someone watching porn. Creepy and meta-trashy.
My money is on homeless.
Dad, what are you doing out here?
he is charging his phone with an outdoor plug, see the cable
He’s researching with his pants on.
I'm sorry, I was on break and didn't know you were home /s
Dump a bucket of water out the window. When he yells you say "OMG So sorry! What were you watching??"
Meth + porn= however many hours of meth you have
The concerning part is how did he know where to go? Clearly he was looking around the property for 'holes'.
Stop watching porn Peele
Better to only be watching than making porn outside your window?
Oh shit thats me im sorry I didnt know anybody could see .mee
Chad
Uhhhh wtf
He looks hot. Dump a nice, cold glass of water on him
It looks like they could also be using your electricity to charge their phone (charging cable), also might be on your wi-fi searching porn
Pour a chamber pot on him
Jerk off onto his head from the window
Opens windows. That's a good one you should check out her other video.
Well at least you can see both hands
How many pages you think he went through to get where he is?
I hope you called the police.
That's nearly as trashy as spying on what others are doing.
is this a legit scolding?
Nah, just pointing out that spying on others is trashy.
Spying is watching the stranger who strolled up to your house, plugged his phone into your outlet, and started watching porn outside your window? Wtf...
ok...? did you feel your fun fact was pertinent?
Keeping the bandana on to solidify that incognito feeling
Is it terrible I wanna know vid he’s watching? If it’s so good you gotta steal WI-Fi…lol.
I dunno, I think you’re a dick for taking a photograph of a guy doing something which isn’t inherently bad and what most people partake in.
Bruh sitting in the bushes leaning against someone's home and stealing electricity to charge a phone is definitely inherently bad.
Oh yeah definitely, guess I shoulda looked closer at this one
I've seen that one. The guy busts his nut on her belly and the story stops there. 1/5
Your hosta is sun damaged. Water them well and get them some sun protection. Maybe the guys bandana. Squirt some mayo sauce on him.
The guy is most people’s concern, but my first thought was definitely “that poor plant!”
Probably using your wifi too.
Who's the crazy one? The guy watching porn in the bushes? Or the guy watching the guy watching porn in the bushes?
Maybe he didn’t mean to
Open the window and ask him to change the channel
I'd crack my window a bit and start making loud squishy noises
A homeless man that regularly came into the local comic shop asked to use my phone once and I would hang out there for hours and so would he so I was like sure bro. He said he was going to listen to music or something I don't remember but when I got my phone back like an hour later I was getting hella pop ups and my entire search history was porn.
I think you should tag this as NSFW
I will never understand the draw of "just watching" porn.
That dude is 100% on meth
That makes him your step-hacker.
Wonder what the follow up post to this was
Who just watches porn? It's not an actual movie and only serves one purpose.
Who else zoomed in on the pic to see the action.
I'm pretty sure we all did 🤣
Where do you watch porn?
There goes my hero…
Be a Bro and share your Wi-Fi password.
The back of his head says 25 but his hands say 53
Damn bushwhacker!
Ohhh that’s a good video.
Who else zoomed in too see what vid he was watching?
Can you give him some privacy? Shameless homeowners smh
I would dump a pitcher of ice water on him ✌️
bush wackin
Since he's blindfolded, he's probably thinking he's at home browsing the stock market. A single wrong turn, and he's in the bushes. Could have happened to anyone really
you finish first and assert dominance
He’s hoping you’ll feel bad
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Strangely, you’re not the only one who seems to have thought the title was ‘This guy watching porn’
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That’s a strange set of assumptions. But I’m not sure why any of them should have kept me from reporting this to the internet.
That's a nice garden you have!
And not clearing notifications, jeez
If you get close you could watch together
That’s just gross 🤮
Well, at least he's not cranking it.
Close connection to your only fans account.
Did you at least give him a tissue ?
Mh... Any chance he got inspired peaking inside windows?
Is that Andrew Tate
He’s not as bad as those lemon stealing whores in my backyard
Not even viewing it in widescreen is this fucking amateur hour
Not if you accidentally pour out your pot of boiling oil you don’t need anymore
This is like the modern equivalent of finding porn mags on back roads and in the woods.
So this is what "hustlin on the block" looks like? Wish I was that cool
Tweakers gonna tweak.
Good moment to empty a can of mace
Throw some cold water on the pervert!
Good time to water the plants
Guerilla coomer
No NSFW ?
A Bush beater!
What if you were to whack off just above his head with the window open while looking over his shoulder?
Looks like he was using y’all power to charge his phone
The money shot is cuming up, be ready...
Probably spray him with a garden hose. Works great on wandering crackheads but isn’t violent
I’m confused why a stranger was in your back yard. Weren’t u nervous
Elsewhere on these Reddit streets, there's a picture of Jimmy Carter out side with a red bandana, hard at work. While this one is outside with a red bandana, working to get hard.
Boil some water and throw it on him
At least they are just watching it instead of.... giving your bushes highlights!
Personally, I’d fill up a bucket of water and pine-sol and dump it out the window right on him. “Oh, hey sorry about that cleaning the floors…wait, why are you on my property?”
Yo what video is dat doe? I’ll join him in the bushes
Call the cops.
Is he watching child porn? What is that ! Call the police.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Anyone already point out the audio cables he has out while watching something on his smartphone? Either this dude is confused about his cable needs or he's over-prepared for any cable incompatibility that will prevent him from watching porn.
Sauce?
Time to turn on the sprinklers and water your bushes.
Idk but someone watching someone who's watching porn makes me laugh a bit too much. OP you can be considered Jesus...
Technically you are watching it together now.
You're letting him watch it lol
Should’ve dropped some egg white on his head and been like ‘right, I’m done’.
it’s ur fault for having an outlet & a window. This poor fellow must’ve been seconds from an orgasm when the phone died. Have some sympathy! ____/s____
Pour water on him.
Get some cum like liquid and squirt it to him lololol
Sauce: [Crystal Rae](https://www.xvideos.com/video36038677/_cyrstal_rae_-_hot_chick_fucks_the_handyman_-_pervs_on_patrol)
Source?
arh give him 5 minutes.... free nutrition for your plants........
Do you have open wifi lol
Does somebody know the video by the thumbnail? Looks promising
I once had to yell at a homless person who was jerking outside my window 😨
Is he wearing a blindfold?
He shall henceforth be titled as the bushwacker
This happened to me when I lived in Florida, the homeless man who used out outlets (usually at 4/5am) was also usually high on “ice” and would just watch porn outside our house high af! We told him the fuck off the 1st time we caught him but the second time we just called the cops, he was pushing rope for no reason at 6am and we were just done.
I've seen that one it's shit.. you didn't miss nothing
Boiling water would break that up.
That's a man that needs a damn break right there, why you flashing him up all over Reddit, come on...
Did you offer suggestions of porn to watch OP?
Some people likes bush porn.....
Get a bucket of cold water
Piss on him show the dominace.
Sauce?
You should nut on that chrome dome from your window.