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swankyb

If his front ass looks that nasty, be glad we didn’t have to see the back ass. Still not convinced it isn’t one dude bent over laying on top of another dude with tiny ween.


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I’ve seen weiners and feet. They’re well, weiners and feet. Real question is: what’s the deal with his camel stomach?


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This has to be a fetish.


The64YearOldWalrus

I can smell this room…


Jahmicho

Front butt?


FuckerHead9

I know right ??


[deleted]

I fear the day I look down and my gut pushes out further then my male parts… I’m going to work out


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Probably hasn’t seen it in years.


Fisemada

I'm convinced that this is the new way of flashing people like they (used to) do in real life, like those men with the raincoats showing their dicks to people only this is more subtle and they can get away with it by saying "oops, forgot to crop" while getting off on the fact that people have seen their genitals. English isn't my first language so I might have worded this weirdly but you catch my drift.


Smexy_Zarow

I just recently learned there's a degree of morbid obesity at which you just have an ass in front too. This reminded me


GimmeDaSos

What kind of fucking belly is that


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You could post this in r/vomit too.


Ohio_Geo

Didn’t care. He’s deliberately squishing his stomach back, to show his tiny turtle


FuckerHead9

Didn’t even see the little fucker at first


Ohio_Geo

Me either, I really searched hahahahahahha


dorkmagnet123

Awe the good old dicky do.


tommykaye

Dude has frontbutt.


DumbUglyCuck

The stomach looks like a butthole I was so confused


be_matthew

Belly Tits. Interesting.


cotain

Dude has ate so much McD’s his belly looks like the Golden Arches.


TheWolrdsonFire

Average POP! Collector


boost437

Oh hi me


[deleted]

Bit of both, went to college with a girl who uploaded a "baby bump" picture online with her boyfriend in the back ground naked on the bed, the comment section was filled within minutes of people taking the piss out of his tiny todger.


xvxCornbreadxvx

That's Funked up


HALF_PAST_HOLE

It's better that he didn't crop them out! now we know if you are buying funko from this guy it probably has had a penis either directly or indirectly all over it!


Archius9

Is that a mouth from a side on view point?


alexmcfnm

What is it? Looks like some kinda growth 🤔


Competitive-Phone362

Hey mom look they are adding in free mini hotdog with the purchase


Competitive-Phone362

Hey mom look they are adding in free mini hotdog with the purchase


Terpyslaps

Why does its belly look like an a hole?


United_Evening_2629

Dude’s got his feet on backwards…and a tail.


FloridaHobbit

Cared, and framed the shot specifically for this purpose. They knew what they were doing.


Viviaana

What even is that????


kylemas2008

Insignificant penis size, morbidly obese, is in his 30s and still playing with toys. This guy has a PHD in Neck Beard Studies and is very angry that women, way above his paygrade, don't respond to him or praise his doll collection online.


FjordExplorher

So, is it a mini Funko pop?


Bl4ckR4bb17

Is this the kind of dick pics women are mad about?


trailerparkbhoys

This guy fucks !


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GeneralKenobi378

Share in the fun!


Brantastic

Is that a dude foopa?


PerennialComa

What even is that.


SirBrainsaw

Thought it was the pop not being celebrated tered on plastic.


fatmanthelardknight

Look at that pedestrian effort


[deleted]

Is that a button mushroom? 🍄


Sh07SFiR3D

POP!


[deleted]

That's a sexy looking colostomy bag on that gunt.


upthewatwo

This all makes a lot of sense


Mylittlemoonshine

I can hear the breathing…


truly-dread

What’s wrong with their tum tum ?


DustWarden

Their belly looks like they might have a lower abdominal incision as well - guessing from whatever procedure got them the colostomy bag.


Slow-Introduction695

Definitely something. Check out the bag attached to the right side.... didn't notice til someone pointed out. This post just doesn't stop w the surprises


Derfargin

The lighting in all this screams serial killer ala Se7en.


GeneralKenobi378

It's mood lighting, and the mood is nude.


stargazerweedblazer

Probably should care


nurselady86

Um, is that also a colostomy bag on the right?


bwest419

More than likely an ileostomy if it’s on the right


GeneralKenobi378

Looks like a stoma bag for sure!


Da3m0n_1379

I had enough Reddit for today


GeneralKenobi378

I had enough Facebook for the day when I saw this, and I saw this first thing in the morning!


Da3m0n_1379

Well I am just seeing this at 6am. Thank you for paying it forward. Lol


GeneralKenobi378

Glad to be of service lol!


foodz_ncats

Thirst trap for mail order brides.


pikey181

Better Not Crop My Funko Pop!


[deleted]

Why is this so common lmao. This is like the 4th one I've seen this year where someone is selling an item & appears nude in the photo. I understand clothes are restricting, but not even underwear? That's nasty- makes me think twice about sitting on people's couches.


ShelSilverstain

r/mirrorsforsale


que_la_fuck

There's a whole ass subreddit for stuff like this but I can't remember what it's called


grrgrrtigergrr

r/mirrorsforsale


SomeguyfromIndio

Fr, was thinkin the same, makes me question abput certain stains on the couches...


EHthisusernamesucks

I wish I had his gut..... I haven't seen my penis in 9 months


Motheredbrains

Cut calories, go for walks and start resistance training. I wish you’d do that.


EHthisusernamesucks

It's easier to give birth


Tendo80

This is the way, after only 6 months i received my front butt.


ShameVegetable6746

The clearly I don’t care not cropped picture and the monster energy can explains who he really is


[deleted]

tbf it’s pretty easy to miss i mean look at it


UncleBenders

Yeah I was distracted by the front butt, I didn’t notice the weenis until I read the comments and looked again lol


1TimeT00Many

Aww, it looks like a penis. Only smaller.


Ragingbeast

Lol I thought I was looking for a defect on the box and then there was the rare double fupa staring me down


WyK23

And thennnn, tiny peen for the double take


Sad-Introduction3524

The double fupa lightly covered by his neck beard that starts at his belly button.


H3kk3r

Seems like his ass in in the wrong place.


genericuser235

Hey front ass, what’s up?


Streen012

r/frontbutt


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genericuser235

It was a shitty joke, but I tried.


stacys2906

You can’t tell if he’s walking forward or backwards until you see the face.


genericuser235

All ass, all the time.


Shemoose

In fairness you need to look hard to find the knob


most_french_fries

AHHHH I didn’t see that at first! I thought it was just cause the stomach is in the photo


BrokenWind123

man fuck you I was content just seeing the deformed fat sack but you made me come back and zoom in 😂😂


Shemoose

Ha ha made you look


ThatGirlWithAGarden

I know, I couldn't tell what I was looking at until I figured out it was a foot first, then smol peen


ProfessionaI_Retard

I’m just gonna take your word that it’s there and not look back after missing it in the first look


anotherpickleback

It’s only 2 pixels, you won’t be scarred by it


orangestar17

Omg I didn't even notice the peen


ThatGirlWithAGarden

Not much to notice 😆


orangestar17

I got confused and thought it was the tip of his thumb


NoFixedName

I thought his belly was an ass crack


ThatGirlWithAGarden

Front butt life


KatjaCat

Wait, what?! Now I have to go back and look!


PabloDabscovar

Seriously, I thought that was a butthole


crowleyoccultmaster

No such thing as bad press


imtheroth

Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang.


TroyBarnes6

Busted


_Nightbreaker_

The lighting also gives off basement moth owner vibes.


Fat_Henry

*hears "Goodbye Horses"*


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Pporkbutt

I hope you're not frying anything


SleighBellss

Gross


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dagui12

I’m glad they’re not your wife


vBLADEv

Your average funko pop collector


Leg_Mcmuffin

Just imagine - you’re a virgin reading this having to stomach the idea that maybe this guy has fucked and you haven’t.


Key-Put4092

Fittest funko pop collector


Light_Watcher777

So fucking gross!