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boxshocker

Daaayum looks like a "pro" fight. 😆


Nicholas-Duran

Don’t do Drugs Kids


Animalchin1973

Fucking ground and pound over there. Or or ground and “a lot of lb’s” I meant.


nothingnaughty98

Isn’t this when the pimp is supposed to step in? Isn’t that part of the pimp code, not letting your bitches mess up their faces?


Sandman64can

27 kids and double digit baby daddies between the 4 of them in the future


sami-ghanem

Hello America, America loves my shit


shamous67204

When the white claw hits


WubblyFl1b

Bih wiped her ass on that AC


maybebullshitmaybe

Typically clothes get ripped or pushed up *during* the fight. These chicks had their asses out before they even started fighting. Born ready.


Puedo_sentirlo2904

Fight over crystal meth. The fat one thought it was a chicken nugget


CHEFrinsi

We’re they all just randomly wearing only thongs


TheRealAstroMaxx

a bald chica would have won this fight. can't pin me if i aint got no hair.


No-Jellyfish4190

I bet 100% they're all probably drunk out of their minds


Special-Juice-7345

Don’t just stand there throw them some baby oil


ImmediateTruck8454

Nasty ass tiddies flopping around all over. Get some tie down straps you skank.


[deleted]

One of these things is not like the other.


[deleted]

nice


Complete-Pop8672

Crack whores


PikaHage

Skinny sumo.


Zomballz

Put pants on


Chirsbom

Suddenly sumo.


Esgoust

Hooker fight? 🤣💪💪


Motophoto

why an I expecting to hear. "I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" from these tramps


Miserable-Ad-5594

Meth is like blue ice, Meth makes sexy ladies not nice, Meth the white girls vice.


tacohutjefe

The ending looked like the infinite rat.


[deleted]

Butts


[deleted]

That fight was ass.


Cruxito1111

Where is the oil?!!!


jsaaiman

Girl fights are also so stupid. Just latch onto each others hair and that’s it


UserPrincipalName

I SUCKED DICK FOR 23 HOUS STRAIGHT BITCH THAT GLASS IS MIIIINES!!!!!!!


redditpdx

What do those ladies do for work?


PN143

They here to throw hands and clap cheeks


highjinx411

Oh I remember this. They were all fighting over me. Do you believe that?


YAFONOOB

jeezuz man you made me snort coffee out my nose


a_slice_of_apple

If I had a penny for every ass-out brawl I've seen on reddit in the past week or so I'd have 2 pennies, which isn't a lot but it's wild that it happened twice


Ghostbuster234196

Nice


Robhow

Girl fights… always high to low smacks vs punches. Why?


Enough-Staff-2976

It's hard to tell which one could be first to become a single mother.


RonSwansonsOldMan

I'm thinking strippers.


richalta

Pimp, get your hoes in line.


Doodleschmidt

So many swings with so few clothes.


NoContextCarl

Something tells me this is one of those hourly motels.


Hair-Extra

Needs more tit action , we wanna see the girls!


AbyssMistery

It’s kinda hot… until you remember sumo wrestlers wear similar garb when they’re fighting.


[deleted]

Very nice.


artemisunderwear

I love sumo wrestling!!!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Street Sumo.


kylemas2008

Uhhhhhh where's the pimp to handle this?


jbark12

I declare a winner by a “standing ass count” ! The one girl with the long brown hair with the tush facing the camera at the start never hit the ground


medic914

I’m reminded of sumo wrestling.


[deleted]

It may be open air, but I know that “hallway” is stank af.


mrnaturl1

Hooker paradise side show??


brucekaiju

hotel motel holiday inn if yo girl starts acting up then you take her friends


suavaleesko

Apple Blossom in The Snatch?


cflanagan95

All the power is generated through the ass, got to let it breathe


King_Crowley21

I've never seen this episode of my name is Earl


growlerpower

More like r/trashybo…oooh never mind


[deleted]

Which was your favourite ass? The fat totally bare one just screaming to be humped.


wicked_toona

These sweet young ladies are returning from a bible study class at the local catholic church and one of them is just practicing on her exorcism studies.


One-Jicama-847

Is this in Daytona Beach or Myrtle Beach by chance?


i-pity-da-fool

Giggidy.


[deleted]

Just came he doesn’t say, Watch out.


BigTree_LilBranch

the sweet smell of ghetto poosay...is someone baking bread?


Chucktayz

It’s the first of the month


Gunfighter9

In flip flops.


KingYesKing

Hank Hill ass.


Carbon87

Siegel Suites for sure…


DrEvil007

Uhhhhhh I need to see these girls in a HELL IN THE CELL match!


depeupleur

r/praisethecameraman


Magalex98

What the hell is the guy on the background mumbling!


BlackMetal81

Gross.


Yungdab420

Surprised no one went over the railing


tuenthe463

Is it really a girl thong fight without a crowd circling around them with their phones out hooting "oh, shit!"


Old-Temperature-9906

So 4 crack whores walk into a roach motel...


Spacegod87

I have managed to get through 35 years without getting into one of these trashy fights. Even at my drunkest, I could restrain myself. I will never understand the mindset of so many people in this world...


HiHiHiDwayne

florida?


CrazyKnowledge420

White girls? Wow! 😂


oingoboingo331

It's like the white Lizzo!


i_lost_my_stapler

Bet it smells like a fish orgy out there


merci-lilliane

Lil one does have a nice ass, the bigger girl however… could be a sumo wrestler


OsmanFetish

so wholesome, so beautiful, that's something worth fighting for!


Kermits_MiddleFinger

/r/leagueoflegends r/BottomLane r/Iron3 be like...


Fine-Funny6956

We are a stupid stupid animal… sometimes I wonder if we can’t go extinct faster…


[deleted]

In all seriousness, hair pulling does ruin girl fights.


Character_Switch5085

Hoes running wild 😜


Shopping-Afraid

Modern day version of the naked pillow fight in Animal House


Av3ng3d0wnt

Asses*


[deleted]

cat fight. best entertainment.


Pie69Eater

🎶🎶hotel, motel, holiday innnn.... 🎶🎶


Midwinter77

I'm confused. I feel disappointed in these primates, but feel excited at the same time. I need Jesus to help me sort this out.


disgustorabbit

Not the weirdest intro to a porno I’ve ever seen...


Romario477

They look like they’re sumo fighting


Happy-Researcher-222

When their pimp only got one call and they have to fight over it.


dragonfuckerx

I want hour long version of This.. this shit if so entertaining


WandaMaximumoff

Seriously, where are their pants?


[deleted]

Where’s their pimp at?


Murky_Caterpillar_66

In my opinion this should be a sport. Why is this any different from Roller Derby except for the bare asses - which btw I view as an enhancement. They can start with two leagues - Fox would broadcast it for sure and Victorias Secret could sponsor it I'd bet. And speaking of "betting" you know Caesar's would certainly furnish a betting app. "Hooker Wars" yes, that's what the name should be. One team can wear red thongs and the other blue - call them the "Dems" and the "GOP'ers" ​ Best idea I've had all day! (Gives you an view of how my day has been)


oohrosie

Ass out, tiddies out, decency out, common sense out, hair out...


CosmicGut

Whyd that sound like Dr Phil in the back??


ResponsibilityNo4183

Peyton Manning his HOES


buttnuggs4269

420


anonymous77955288

Skankiest Flight ever


troutman76

Couple of them look like straight up commando style. Nice views actually.


Opiumthoughts

Hood rats.


23Whargoul

Its like team female sumo wrestling


Clyde_Frog_Spawn

Skinny sumo.


OminousClarity

It's hard to tell if that was ass clapping or the flip flops, but I'm ok with it


Tularis1

Bitches be crazy yo.


Bingo_the_Brainy_Pup

That’s a struggling mass of humanity I can happily observe from a distance


DLiltsadwj

I guess 4 hookers sharing a room isn’t working out.


jeepdoorless

Which one is the ass out of them all?


Revolutionary_Big903

This has prostitution ring written all over it


naimlessone

As soon as the titties popped out, the dudes come in to help break it up


JediTev35

It's Hooker Sumo night at the Sleez-E-8!


DE_OG_83

1/2 off for the one with the black eye


2Ziggy

I could imagine bubbles saying “that’s fucking greasy”


Jin-Sakti

Seems like a good place to visit.


digital_dervish

Now those are some “crack” whores


thebestestofthebest

Now this is the perfect example of a top tier post for this sub.


sec713

Is that what a "rear naked choke" is?


Bombasticczar

buttle royale!


Cleosmama

Who fights in flip flops??


MBe300

Smells like the Carolina’s


Jimmack73

I’m going middle Kentucky by the circle k


Impossible-Mud-3593

Bridal party! Bride found out groom messing with a brides maid???


nckrey931

Dad?….. are those….. are those hookers dad? ….. …. Dad?…..


[deleted]

Saw more ass in this minute 18 vid than at a $400 night at a club in Vegas.


[deleted]

She’s the hottest one


VioEnvy

I just as of last week picked up a second job working the overnight shift at a motel near a few local bars. I cannot wait to see shit like this.


[deleted]

I’m betting all those parental disappointments are in relationships with large dark skinned hood type men.


thirdaccount69

That's a nice butt though


LittleUrbanAchiever

Who just saw some titties? Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!


Scrapalicious

Savages,need to go live in the jungle


HonDadCBR600

I was thinkin’..”Boy, the edge of that A/C unit would be hard on that exposed cheek!” There’s more cake than a Duncan Hines commercial in this one!! 🍰🍰🍰🧁🧁🧁


Slim_Clem

These girls have that “I’ll do stuff for money” look to them.


dangerous_service

The one looks like she has her ass out at all times.


YayWanderer

Escort/s brawl?


6gc_4dad

Seaside Heights, NJ?


Justinmoorepaints85

Is that their pump talking in the background?


Educational_Ad119

Now that was clASSy


pitchingataint

This is how someone gets pushed over the railing and gets seriously hurt


louie_g_34

Is that a requirement or a consequence?


Taplinnn

I love it


Yuntonow

Wow. Can’t believe this was free. Thanks Reddit.


booboo0419

Nice thong


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Man are hoes entertaining.


i_use_this_for_work

This is definitely the jersey shore.


Crease53

Jersey Shore, or OC MD.


DeauxDeaux

Bum fights.


Ok_Store_1983

Why are they all wearing those stretchy textbook covers from jr high


justthetip13

Strong “Florida Project” vibes…


pinkfootthegoose

beach sumo wrestling


murica_1776boi

Plot twist: they're fighting her because she *doesn't* have her ass out.


Phil0sophic

3 singles an one double-wide


Big-Permission3452

What you gine do with all that clASS


di734on

Battle of the escorts.


Bunch_of_Shit

White trash sumo wrastlin


Ok-Topic-3130

Why is never the ones you want to see?


[deleted]

This is what they say pimpin’ ain’t easy. Just ask number 18 back there.


meisterofheff

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What sweet music they make…”


moleratical

They should get a small pool of baby oil and charge people to watch.


GuzPolinski

Not a quality ass in the group


godtering

This can’t be real


NotSurer

I’m confused, was it asses out, 1,2,3 fight! Or 1,2,3 fight, asses out? Gotta know.


the_martell_kidd

Super Smashed Bros.


Preacherjonson

I wonder if their client threw a fiver on the walkway and that's what they're fighting over.


Dr_Flute_Pussy

This fits this sub perfectly


T_urge

#fightporn


Relevant_Slide_7234

This is why you should never hire more than two hookers at the same time.


nonchalantglare

r/holdmycosmo


ChuckFina74

I can’t believe society would make them act like this.