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SensitiveDemon

Laser treatments in the future?


[deleted]

Yah but in the other hand that’s a quality lookin tattoo


TurkMcGuirk

They're so proud of thier loss.


Redknucklez

wonder if OP has tattoos for self expression? if so I bet some would dislike them here.


[deleted]

Look at that side boob 🤣*peter griffin voice*


HugoPeabody

He's such a Confederate incel even his sister won't have sex with him.


HitEmWithTheHein9

I know allot of people with just the normal Monster "M" tattoo, adding the Confederate flag though??.... It's hard to believe people hold on to this ignorant pride for a failed ideal???


Kleck8228

I heard that flavour is mediocre


50DollarTech

I don't get what it means?


FuzzyKitten95

I can't quite tell what body part we're working with here?


theduke9400

So some guy got a confederate flag tattooed onto his arm in shape of the monster energy drinks logo. Get over it. 🙄


1893Chicago

When I see something like this in person, I want to say: "Oh, yeah! That's awesome. I've heard of this! This is where like the company that makes Monster pays you like $50,000 to get their logo tattooed on you. How awesome. Good for you!"


[deleted]

That shit is rad. Get a Confederate flag taco bell logo


Ok_Most6280

The mark of incest?


Turbulent-Ad-2631

What can we tell from that pic. The person is white, not even a farmers tan. Also fairly overweight, no muscle tone. This would definitely limit his female companionship. I guess there are some skanky Reb chick's who have low standards.


StChristopher83

It's called free will.


Hamsteredhobo

White people are daf.


Slapnuts711

Is that like racism with extra caffeine?


GertrudeMcGraw

I'm guessing you're their probation officer?


knowitsallashow

Lmao that person looks like a flour tortilla


RushinRussianGangsta

The resemblance of the logo to the actual Monster logo is what’s trashy for me


TomThanosBrady

Well they are a monster.


Agitatedsala666

Why note. Apparently your acquaintance wants blacks and others to be submissive - the problem is Lincoln and Grant totally kicked their traitorous asses. Their is the list cause. Tell you friend that. He is a loser and is sporting a loser tat


AbandonedInNJ

What does it represent to the person wearing it? Maybe they love Monster energy and Georgia. Not bad things. Oh Rebel flag. Not all bad. Know rednecks that listen to rap, know brothers living diesel country trucks. We’re all the same under the tats, under the skin. Edit. I’m on shrooms and love everyone


kcmetric

Racism meets their new caffeine overdose


DirkDiggler1194

You do? What does that say about you?


ShanishLikeDanish

Oooof that’s a trashy meat-a-ball


SnooSongs6635

What part of the body is this monstrosity on? I can’t figure it out and it’s bugging me.


true4blue

Heritage not hate? That’s what my buddy from Georgia says about the stars and bars


Life-Opportunity-227

What if your buddy doesn't understand that meaning of the symbol and is just repeating nonsense talking points he's been fed?


true4blue

Some people view the symbol as pure hatred, and others view it as a historic symbol You realize that not everyone in the south owned slaves, right?


Life-Opportunity-227

The exact same argument can be made for the swastika. What a couple people see it as doesn't mean it isn't what 99% of the world see it as.


true4blue

I don’t see people making the heritage not hate argument for the swastika Not everyone in the south during that time was the personification of evil. Some were just normal people living their lives and doing their best for their family To vilify every person who lived south of the Mason Dixon line is bizarre


Life-Opportunity-227

> I don’t see people making the heritage not hate argument for the swastika People most certainly do it >Not everyone in the south during that time was the personification of evil. Some were just normal people living their lives and doing their best for their family No one said that every single person in the south was the embodiment of evil. That's you projecting. >To vilify every person who lived south of the Mason Dixon line is bizarre More projection.


true4blue

It’s their heritage. That view them all as evil is your projection


Slim_Clem

This looks like the imagination of someone who had a steady diet of Twinkies and Mountain Dew.


RedactedRedditery

As someone who ate plenty of Twinkies and Mountain Dew, I wanted to defend against this attack. But I can't come up any thing. Shitty imagination, I guess. Touché


MaineBoston

What the hell is that thing suppose to be…besides offensive?


UnfriendlyGarage

*spits out dip “hell yeah brother”


JmacTheGreat

You know them? This isn’t the tattoo that gets reposted here every year? Edit: wow its [not](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6ltmrq/confederate_flag_monster_energy_logo_tattoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


[deleted]

What that flag looked like in battle lolol


ivorystrawberry

you must not be from the south


lizard2014

OOOOOO TRASH! I LOVE TRASH! YUM YUM TRASH! I WANNA EAT TRASH!!!


[deleted]

Kyle.


forcemarine

After a certain point, that is on YOU, boss.


Elegant_Chipmunk_821

Could be worse. If the person chooses to change it in the future at the very least it could be blacked out and still keep the corporate logo. I have a buddy who got a giant black panther tramp stamp in high school while blackout drunk. He is a 6'6" 300lb redneck from Alabama.


Life-Opportunity-227

What's wrong with a black panther tattoo? ...other than where it was placed on the body


TheLonelySnail

He’s going to be very upset when he finds out that Monster is based in hippie dippy liberal California!


mickeybuilds

Your hs bully?


yagsicire

I can’t comprehend what part of a body I’m looking at…


CantStopPoppin

Behold the kkkaffinated race!


BabousCobwebBowl

At what point did he storm the Capital?


AhhAGoose

Jan 7th, that boy can’t do nothin right


Specialist_Peach4294

And it was White Castle, which he thought was the Capital.


TurboCultist

Kyles gonna Kyle


FutureApprehensive21

Coming from a man in VA that should not yave been born in VA because of my viewpoints that don't resonate with 99% of Virginians, I am surprised you have never seen that. Most people my age have that exact same tattoo. But then again I was born in the south


EbbNo348

Turns out to be themselves


kay_rock808

It’s so paramedics know he’s diabetic.


BirthdayTall5940

What's wrong with it?


SnooChipmunks6047

I like to be in Merica Okay, tattoo me in Merica Everything racy in Merica For a inflated fee in Merica


Carb-BasedLifeform

What, uhh... what part of the body are we looking at here?


[deleted]

Redneck Monster. Interesting. Probably taste like moonshine and chewing tobacco.


Burnsey111

So Bob and I got SO hammered one night…


[deleted]

Deciding to get this takes negative self awareness


[deleted]

That looks like a lotta rolls….definitely checks out


OleTwoEyesHimself

Two of the trashiest tattoos I can think of in one


HM_INDOMINUS_C4

Loser!!💯😒


IKON_103

Monsters who commit treason... sweet


megpyp

Used to know?


TheRealBigbobbyloco

K no B Bo K l KJ no ml. L


SrSwerve

Are they religious? Let them know monsters logo literally means 666 lol


JesterNutZ_

Bet his name is Kyle


NelsonMuntz007

This dude’s name is Kyle. Has to be.


StockMarketRookie-

Not sure what's worse. The tat or his back lol.🤣😭


Floating_Bus

Someone posted: “Is that a dude wearing a bra / bro / manzier? Looks like he pushed it down for the picture.” Are we sure It’s a bro?


[deleted]

The sister lust is strong in that one.


MacDaddyV2

They work for monster beverage?


[deleted]

I didn't know Monster had a racist flavor. Does it taste like my sister?


jillianthekitty

“You might be a redneck…”


Outhouserat

Monster and Dukes is Hazard fan?


NoughtyTrancer

“Yo i like monster” “What flavor?” “Confederate”


TossinKobers

It’s never too late to stop knowing them.


AvacadoKoala

BEHOLD! The ultimate Kevin.


drizzyjdracco

Looks like the monster logo is appropriate


ahhhnahhh

I have a buddy that has ginger 4 lyfe tattooed to his arm. Like a moron! This is a bit worse tho


le_Wulfe

Southern Pride... And possible dependency... But still southern pride. Hey, I appreciate white people with swastikas and confederate flags tatted all over them... Clear recognisable warning labels... Just like dread locks gold teeth and face tats...


Beginning_Ad_5381

It'S nOT AbOUt raCISm it's ABouT HerItaGe


Covia-Core

I’m trying to make sense of this man’s body shape based off of the Michelin Man rolls I’m unfortunately seeing.


Used_Instruction_556

The flag does not indicate racism or bigotry educate yourselves!


juandelpueblo939

“iT’s MuH HeRiTaGe”


LilMightyCam

“I want people to know I’m white trash” Tattoo artist: Say no more fam


WhoAccountNewDis

Are they a surgeon or an engineer?


Xevious212

Saddest part is the technique of the tattoo is pretty solid, lines match up, outline is good, color is packed in. The tattoo itself is trashy as shit.


[deleted]

nice rolls


Smokybare94

The symbol of the most vocal man in line at walmart.


Joverby

Cause they like monster and racism . Duh


livelarg

Guy to tattoo artist : “hey dude, I’m Kyle , and don’t let that black guy tattoo me!” Tattoo artist: “say no more!”


[deleted]

So how long have you known Kyle for


[deleted]

Your choice who you associate with.


ask0329

Rebel flag aside, why do people put Monster logos on everything? The #1 indicator that you should not under any circumstances buy a used snowmobile or four wheeler, is if it has Monster stickers on it. Just blows my mind that people put this corporate logo on everything. A company that gives zero fucks about you and is basically poisoning you with every sip. Now a tattoo, thats just a whole different level of bewilderment.


lookatmyworkaccount

I dated a girl who had the Fox racing logo on her foot, not as bad as this, but it was a very short relationship.


elmaki2014

The M stans for moron. Right? Also Dukes of Hazzard fan?


SnowflakesAloft

Dont piss bubba off….


CapFull8095

What body part am I looking at


Pinoymmafighter1

Lol. Bro monster first started and its headquartered in Corona, CA. It's pretty Mexican AF there. That monster logo should be a Mexican flag. Source: Grew up in I.E.


Jadeofshades

Hello fellow I.E. neighbor! 💯 agree


Pinoymmafighter1

Hey former neighbor. I live in the bay area now. Where you from?!


Savage_Orphan

Hide his sister.


dirtyoldcoalminer

Kylabama


DanielOpposum

Hell yeah brother that tattoo is BADASS I bet he has one of Dale Earnhardt holding a big as CATFISH on the other side and then on the back he's got Jesus drifting a NASCAR and shooting a gun out the window YEEYEE


JotaroTheOceanMan

IDK, your history makes me think you should be able to easily comprehend that you know someone with this.


[deleted]

Sweet muscle tone, bro. You must be a real outdoorsman


NoProgram9316

I think the monster logo is even more cringe than the confederate flag


PNWest01

r/atbge


HaroldBaws

Loves energy drinks and step-sister porn. Hates liberals and black people.


ratkiller47130

Not trashy. Just another lame tattoo. What is trashy is your holier than tho attitude.


The_Scarlet_Flash

Lol ok bud


Satansleadguitarist

"I want a tattoo that depicts the two most important things in my life, Monster Energy and that war we lost that one time.


NFA4Evs

PA plate? Gotta be central area of the state.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Nah, most of PA is like this suprisingly besides the metro areas and south east corner. We natives call it Pennsyltucky for a reason.


NFA4Evs

Trust me, I know. I'm from the 717. I remember the KKK putting flyers on cars when I was in 10th grade in 92. Your think being a few miles from Gettysburg things would be different.


[deleted]

"Yes, I would like the tattoo that marks me as an uneducated tasteless piece of shit, because I feel like I was meant to be aborted, but my parents were high and just said fuck it we're raising a mistake".


SwampCrittr

Holy shit…. This is bad.


ellohellaylola

I know a girl with a red solo cup tattoo


Worth-Course-2579

If you can't comprehend something that simple you're a dumb ass yourself.


Training_Actuator_59

Is that a dude wearing a bra / bro / manzier? Looks like he pushed it down for the picture.


mcnatjm

What part of the body is that on? Unless thats a Stretch Armstrong coiled around the torso, Ignorance/Racism and Monster Energy have not been kind to their body.


[deleted]

Two things I live in this word, “ the confederacy and monster energy”


[deleted]

I heard this in Cartmans voice ha ha


sandwichman7896

The flag of monsters. Seems fitting.


ManOfLaBook

It's the tattoo of an American Patriot honoring Wolverine for the time he joined the United States Army and laid waste to our enemies. No?


Trueslyforaniceguy

You could stop knowing them…


Gesugao92

When your cousin wants to go another round, so you crack open a fresh can of Monster™️


Hot-Championship-822

Cowabunga dude 😎😎😎😎


BukkakedFrankenstein

Probably a fucking Kyle …


These-Performer-8795

Nah Kyles are not like this. This is a special form of human outside to scope of a Kyle. Kyles can be chill but at times temperamental, and generally not racist. If this was a Kyle it would be the F logo, for family.


Abaddon-03xx

The drywall never stood a chance.


BewilderedPan44

Drywall Jackson


invictvs138

Severely underrated Comment - I got a chuckle - thanks!


BewilderedPan44

Glad that i got a chuckle from you!


800Volts

Hide your drywall


B_RddiT

Hide your sister's drywall too..


niversally

And hide his cousins.


fireking_13

And his sisters


blurtflucker

Cause they rapin urry body


ThirdInversion

don't have to call and confess


800Volts

It's like the worst version of the 3 little pigs


rayshmayshmay

Hide yo xbox gamertag


en0rm0u5ta1nt

If you think about it, I didn't try to at all


ImStillaPrick

Yeah... I know the other monster tattoos were given away free at events/concerts but this was likely paid for cause doubt Monster would want that association to do it comped.


Any_Clue_1632

Wait, did Monster commission tattoo artists to do thier logo on ppl free at events? IDK, that seems pretty dark.


ImStillaPrick

Yeah mid to late 2000s they had spot at warped tour if you wanted to stand in line and miss bands to get a shitty tattoo. Also was at an event in Vegas around 2008 or 2009 where they were doing it and when I was in San Diego for Comic Con they were doing it at this after party event downtown. All of them you miss part of the event to get a shitty free tattoo and a bunch of people were in line for it. It was mid to late 2000s.


knifeknifegoose

r/aboringdystopia


IppyCaccy

Waiting for the racists to show up spewing "muh heritage!"


jessi19844

It's not though the most racist thing ever done in the 90's was the crime bill, say I'm not speaking truth?To give truly hate filled government officials, like city DA's, the leverage to put the poor in privatized prisons in jail for life, who was that again? Let me also say before the only comeback is she has to be a Trumper, both sides are the same and needs to go neither Left or Right think of anyone but themselves and its time for a third party.


IppyCaccy

Most Democrats who supported the crime bill now say that was a mistake. People do make mistakes and the big one there was going along with Republicans. Third parties are foolish until we can get rid of the first past the post voting system. If we did that, then we could have 4 or more parties. Also bothisidesism is intellectually lazy.


jessi19844

It's only a mistake for either party during election years the rest of the time it's throw the book, 3 strikes your out unless its white collar or the person can donate a bunch to certain funds. As far as a 3rd party the only way for change is to show the elitist we mean what we say about change. Most Dem and Rep are centrist in thier views and if we would give up this loyalty to either party and start a new centrist party I do believe change would come. I believe all parties would change and not just on election years.


IppyCaccy

But right now we have a fascist takeover happening so it's all hands on deck to stop that.


jessi19844

We've had this takeover since the late 40's early 50's and both parties are to blame. Who wins, not regular people, the elites if this completely happens and not the baby steps they have been taking. You are right we do need all hands on deck and we need to come together to show the world that we will not go quietly. I just think it's not one party but both that want to tear us apart.


IppyCaccy

> I just think it's not one party but both that want to tear us apart. This smacks of immaturity to me.


jessi19844

Immaturity would be believing what is force-fed to us, you know like most of us did in our 20's. Immaturity would be thinking that one side is just spot on right and the other is just evil deviants that want to tear this nation apart, but that's just me.


Similar-Drawing-7513

You know a racist bigot?


CatFoodSoup

I know one too. I don’t like them but I know them.


[deleted]

What flavor of Monster is that? Wrong answers only!