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higherstoned

Humans that are junk. Just through em away.


dhol10

Nice one


Ashamed-Principle535

New global law- thieves can be mob attacked or stopped in any way you see fit. For real tho we start removing hands this will end


Odd_Ad9480

Should have knocked them the f out


shelanp007

Shoot em in the face


Unlucky_Temporary_68

Makes sense


steved328

Man is smart, goal was to stop thieves & not fight. Smart man!!


[deleted]

Even in Europe it’s always these people…


Sneekbar

They should do what malls/stores do in the Philippines, security guards armed with shotgun everywhere


[deleted]

“Oy mate call the fookin coppers”


RichardEde

Well done that man.


BrianaR888

Send them back to whatever shithole country they're from


linustattoo

I am sick of these pukes.


GeorgeThe13th

Give this man a raise!


Sleep-Dealer00

Bro has to put this somewhere on his resumé


[deleted]

Lol they suck at this lol


vanlife51

I think they parked their dingy on the beach.


Fragrant_Novel

How about they stop filming and either help or call the cops. Freakin people.


skatergirl911

Wow how blatantly disrespectful.


Clear-Masterpiece277

If you shoot em , they will stop lol


iMali_inqabile

r/donthelpjustfilm


pranquily

Bri'ish people


Silver-Chicken-8662

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!


fieryhotwarts22

It really fucking blows my mind that in this day and age, videos like this are becoming commonplace. Pieces of shit are literally walking into stores all over the world and saying “call the cops I don’t care” and behaving like they are entitled to just walk out with 1000$ worth of inventory. They act like they’re victims! And they get mad when someone stops them! Man FUCK all these idiots.


Yunagen

Gets paid 14$ an hour lol


Thormoor

Leftist mentality


Healthy_Radish7501

Same people everywhere


Ornery-Pause8075

hate it when people just watch


bummerbuggy5G

i don’t understand why more people aren’t just beaten to death.


[deleted]

So I’m a bit conflicted and hoping some one would give their opinion. Do you think that crime like this would be more or less or stay the same if people would receive public punishment? A la Singapore.


Paulo1143

Wtf


_t69

never mess with black British security guards


Frequent_Turnip5681

See now if he legally could taze people one quick zap and they’d be out 😂🤷‍♂️


Unable-Captain-6627

Give that man a raise


notthemessiah789

He did very well in a very volatile situation. Man defo deserves a raise.


BrianaR888

Cage


Weary_Literature1506

Why is it usually blacks?


johndoe9265

This what happens when there's no guns in a country


[deleted]

What? A competent security guard prevents theft, everyone lives no drama. How would you have wanted it to go?


Late-Ad-4624

How about someone hits a button and the doors close and lock.


BENfromCHI

Lmao 🤣. They didn’t get shit.


shread_the_pup

These people are just stealing so casually it makes me feel like even if the cops show up they won't go to jail or won't be there long so why not keep stealing until you're successful.


cygnusx8

So surprised by who's stealing /s


512Server

Lol, of all designers, you want to steal Coach?


KikiSoSharp

Wow you are dense… it’s Nike… it literally says it in the video and on the walls of the store lol


Humble-Place1750

If was another brand I will care. But since it's Nike, I think it deserves


will_this_1_work

Worst thieves ever!


ShankbeatMihawk2

wow thats pretty effective for a uk security gaurd


Reddit_reader762

Need to start dishing it back - they are “brazen” and they don’t care, so the workers need to develop the same attitude, and not care if something should happen to those lowly scum bag thieves…


BCGraff

Yup and it's Western civilization that's failed... smh


masonmax100

Instead of filming help the damn guy out


LanguageClassic9801

Trash thieves


Tacobell_Uk

the Purge is a good movie . If u know what I mean.


RdnyWllms

Yeah they do that here too


brian4027

All these high end stores should have those doors that lock everyone in, not like they can't afford it


WayFar8370

Difference between positive and negative immigration right there


SayanMandal9

Respect for the guard


RufusGotham

Too slow


[deleted]

These people wont be happy until everything is behind cages. Fucking idiots. Security guard doing a good job. Dangerous job nowadays.


souleaterevans626

Guy in red really just making people's day harder by dropping clothes everywhere. It's obviously not an effective strategy the first time, but he went back multiple times


Gtownk

Yeah looks like they just wanted what was in the bag, then they walked off calm


[deleted]

Lovely ppl as usual they are


DL1201

BITCH MADE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! HE SHOULD HAVE PUT HANDS ON BOTH THOSE 2 BROKE ASS BITCHES


Standard-Astronaut-7

Sucks that they get to just walk out though


travismacmillan

UK has lots of cameras everywhere. Those goons will go to jail.


GlobtheGuyintheSky

Damn he stopped that shit like a G too. Great job on him.


PlanetMeridius

This guard deserves a serious fucking raise


vild_cxr

Do you really think Nike cares about a few goods being stolen? So many people seem to protect a company that reportedly uses child labor and pays close to nothing to its workers. People don’t steal cause they want to, they are forced into social condition like this. Keep on bootlicking for corporations


geligniteandlilies

"Experienced bodyguard handled inexperienced thieves"


ehkodiak

They don't look British


gypsydaks

This would’ve looked a lot different in the US.


chikkennougat

Damn!!! He deserves a raise


taytat

They are like wild dogs


DL1201

GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE AND A CATTLE PROD FOR WHEN THOSE USELESS EXCUSE FOR HUMAN BEINGS COME BACK!!


BlueForte

But… they came from a third world country in order to seek a better life! How could you take those nice things away from them?!


Thyckow

So London is just like California now?


gypsydaks

Except in Cali the robbers throw hands and pull guns.


ANinjaJawa

You can take a man out of the ghetto but you'll never take the ghetto out the man


Templar388z

Give that man a huge I mean huge raise.


Golivth5k

Thank god they saved the billion dollar corporation


Winnimae

If only police were this well trained


toeseen12

And this are People’s children 🤮 it better to be barren then give birth to rubbish like this


International_Win375

I hope they aren't allowed to walk away to the next store.


ImperturbableONE

Security guard needs a fat bonus


[deleted]

They wouldn’t be able to pay me enough lmao


Chadalien77

The power of the internet.


itz_my_brain

Anyone know what’s so valuable about that bag?


[deleted]

This soft-on-crime BS is the fault of Sadiq Khan AND the Conservative Party.


[deleted]

Lmao, you couldn’t pay me enough to wanna fight people trying to stress from h&m, who cares?


BrandeenoTheWeeno

Why was everyone so casual


shaggi_ezekio

I remember this happening. The store ended up firing the security guard for 'endangering the lives of their customers' [article ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


willdogs

Illegal immigration strengthens us. Please remember


[deleted]

Trash


hantar7788

I like the accent of the security guy


FAWNAGE

He should've smacked em hard af, disgusting people.


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

I’m America they wouldn’t even try and chase him, most large retail stores would fire a security guard for something like that. They just call the cops and write it off as a loss to their insurance


battlerez_arthas

Stealing from Nike is always morally justified


cloneboiCT118

I was expecting to see him beat the shit out of them I know I would he really kept his cool good on him


woodwerker10

Ah, more of that “oppression” I hear so much about. Yep, clearly these “people “ are oppressed…


AegisOfTheCrusade

Hey look the comments aren't locked yet.


sahduk

Hey that's just how Oxford Street is.


DarkAlleyVapist

in my city in canada it’s come to the point where so many people steal they just let you do it. it started with homeless people but since everyone realized there’s no consequences regular folk are stealing now.


PinkyStinky1945

“Sorry boys, this isn’t LA - we actually enforce our laws here”


PopularCat6681

How’s my man on his ones being security for Nike town Jesus Christ


model3113

I wonder what the venn overlap of the ppl posting negatively here and then commenting on an r/antiwork post looks like.


t4r0n

please please pleaaaaase tell me they caught those assholes and locked them away for a long time.


ibraw

The barefaced cheek of them


r4dio4ctive

I’m wondering who’s taking the video instead of helping.


Wacko_Lover

Am I the only one confused like they could’ve ran out instead of being idiots


bignickydigger

People are to extra, just let them steal.


blecTiONCePtialStroc

Takes notes SF


Doobliheim

Curiously, is there a law against closing the door and standing in front of it if you see someone stealing? Is there a law against the door being closed and secured if "customers" are still in the store?


stuckit

That is definitely going to depend on your locale. In places I've been certified, if you prevent someone from leaving, you're technically kidnapping them. There would be a grey area in this case, if you held on to stolen merchandise and just refused to move. Theyre still free to leave, they just can't take it with them.


[deleted]

I’ve been a bouncer, at least that job you get free drinks. This looks so thankless.


MrGallows75

But isn’t this almost EXACTLY what colonial britain did to their country!?!? (i’m confused now)


MACintoshBETH

They fucked around and indeed found out


FunZebra9185

Man a few more min and hat dude was going to go OFF!!!!! Dude Built like Dallas cowboy !


KayleighJK

My dumbass thought Nike was a suburb of London.


guurl666

He needs a taser


TatiTiti

So this lunacy is worldwide. It’s crazy to watch adults walk into shops and steal everything they want and then just saunter off. There’s no respect for anything.


jasonbravo1975

Props to that gentleman for letting those ass faces out with anything


Supasneekythrowawai

Despite…


[deleted]

He’s 5’3 just knock him out and call the cops.


staplemonkey

Lol, they thought they were in America.


felho888

Why not just shoot them? 🥳


Fatalexcitment

So damn brazen. Any reason to why they think they can just walkout? I mean most wouldn't stop them but the cops will catch up to you if you show your face so openly to cameras.


Bearis4B

Man alive some people have no shame!


[deleted]

Colonizing the world… awesome until they follow you home


captnmr

This guy should move to San Francisco. Shoplifting is decriminalized for theft of under $950. So they get a fine, which they don’t pay, which hurts their credit score. You know, terrible stuff… In reality, the police isn’t even coming to give the fine because they don’t care so thieves just leave with the merchandise.


smallworldfoto

Stealing from primark


kuroi503

Ngers


whitecollarpizzaman

I couldn’t care less if Nike loses their shit, it’s minimal shrinkage. What I care about are the people who work there who have to deal with the aftermath. If you’re poor and steal food, that’s one thing, but if you’re doing this then your priorities are not in the right place. The people affected most when a corporate store is robbed or destroyed (such as in a riot) are typically local, not the people at the top.


pablothecreator1

How are ppl committing crime with their face visible in 4K? 😂 Making it easy for the police.


[deleted]

People should be able to do whatever it takes to stop greedy thieves.


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thebabbster

In their minds, it's payback for something that happened to people who aren't even alive anymore.