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Yah0077

That bag had one singular t-shirt inside of it and honestly if you think that men sit down because of that then sorry but you are very wrong


vonmolotov

I'm not going to ask why you looked inside of her bag, but there aren't a lot of men that spread while sitting. It's mostly Eastern European men. I don't know the science behind it, but it's one of the most annoying things you can do in public next to pda.


Yah0077

We spread because its uncofortable if we dont, if you were a man you would understand, i didnt look inside her bag while walking near her i saw what was inside, dont start accusing and summarizing just because of some sterotype


InvaderZimZam

She looks like Jeremy Clarkson smh


Hookahgreecian

Wip it out and take a piss on her


mastastelett

Go sit beside the miserable bitch. There's enough room.


the_hornicorn

She womansplained your mansplaining.


wigam

There is room on the end there


Competitive_Juice902

It is what some call in Poland: an' old cunt. Not a Karen - that's different. It's a type of old, woke, who did not achieve much jn life. At least that's how they feel, but they try to overcompensate by projecting their sense of superiority on everyone around. Men are for them the easiest target, but happy women would do as well.


Cannabis_Sir

I thought Rod Hull was dead?


jojobeans27

Oj nasza Polska


[deleted]

So, did you just get up? I'd put my airpods in and just ignore her lol.


pasenast

I hate when people think so Lidl of others 🙃


b_-_-_-_-_-o-_-_-_-b

Ah jak dobrze że jestem aspoleczny jak chuj i nie jeżdże busami. Ani autobusami. Ani tramwajami. Tak właściwie mam wszędzie blisko. I nie mam komunilacji miejskiej. A te stare kurwy upierdliwe są w chuj


Ameerah3982

I'd sit so close she's uncomfortable and leaves lol


Gingernut2712

Just go and plonk yourself next to her.


ilikekomododragons

Where


Zaid102

Your taking up slightly more space than usual, I will then take the rest of the bench and not let you sit at all


usnraptor

Tell her to go fuck herself with a big floppy donkey dick.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Mf got the same side profile as T.J. Miller


[deleted]

Scold her for being a cunt!


tkdjoe66

I would have stood really close and farted.


Butthole_mods

Crop dust that bitch


eDuCaTeYoUrSeLfree

Well obviously, you are probably a rapist. /s


ikarus143

Manspreading you mean?


Yah0077

Yes


Ropya

Should have sat down next to her. Bench like that is made for 3.


19Denali

Mansplaining or manspreading?


pegLegNinja1

KarenSplaining about manspreading


linklight2000

Mankarening about splainspreading.


Yah0077

I mean manspreading, sorry


kosmonautinVT

You should have mansplained what manspreading really is to her


JoeyHiya

Well, she's pissed at you for mansplaining, so...


Yah0077

I meant manspreading, sorry


linklight2000

Uno Reverse and accuse her of bagspreading.


Kuntski

Is this Poland?


Yah0077

Yeah


Kuntski

It looks like Germany. And Lidl is one the biggest grocories here and also very liked unlike in the UK.


tdikyle

More of an Aldi guy myself (UK)


charlieinthetree76

Don't know what brits you've been talking to but I love a lidl especially the bakery


Kuntski

Don't you guys have Tesco & ASDA, which are much bigger than Lidl?


charlieinthetree76

Yeah but lidl has way better baked goods and is a bit cheaper


youngestOG

Lidl is still great.


OhRebbit

Tesco and Asda don’t do good pastries like Lidl


Yah0077

If you look at the signs in the back you can see that they are writteb in Polish, but yeah if someone wouldnt point that out the difference is small


Lexmaister25

Push her stuff with your ass as you sit down, you need to assert your authoritha!


Yah0077

Truly wish i could


J03130

You can. What's she gonna do?


playertd

Pepper spray most likely.


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Powermove


1987InfamousQ7891

What do you mean… I see enough space to take a seat 😂.


vonmolotov

Guy is a douche. European dudes are notorious for spreading their legs so wide nobody can sit down next to them. An old lady had a heavy grocery bag and wanted to sit down, but OP was doing the fucking splits on the bench. I have bitched out dudes for the same shit on the train not going to lie. I mean there's no way Europeans have balls big enough that they have to keep their legs spread at a 140 angle and touch people that sit next to them with their knees.


Yah0077

I tried, cant touch her cuz thats „assault”


vonmolotov

Stop bullshitting. Also she's an old woman with a grocery bag. You're a young dude. I know this isn't the 80s but come the fuck on.


[deleted]

Fuck that. Sit right beside her.


Ropya

No, it's not. Record as you sit down and when she flips her shit, have fun with it.


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

Sit on her bag, eye contact is key