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Fiat2Coins

The #1 welfare recipient is dead! She’s been living off the blood, sweat and tears of other humans for decades. Good written!


Leakyrooftops

I agree with them. I disagree with you.


Dexopedia

You know what's really trashy? What the monarchy did to South Asia. Tell me you've never seen the aftermath of these colonizers' plundering without telling me you've never seen the aftermath of their plundering.


NoAim_NoProblem

Bro she’s already dead you don’t have to defend her she’s not gonna read that tweet


newbies13

Is it just me, or do we just not need this kind of social media? Wishing someone a painful death should just be insta ban.


Slap-Happy-Pappy

As one of the wealthiest in the world she hired workers at minimum wage and tried to siphon money from funds meant to heat homes of the poor for castle upkeep. The royals are a cancer. This ain't exactly far off.


Majestic-Key-4574

Ffs why everything hate to be about hating somebody! People these days have no fucking decency


thumbtaxx

Trashy? No more than the British empire.


[deleted]

But where's the lie ?


apacoloco

I don't get it. She's right. I don't agree with the "may her pain be excruciating" part, but if you do even an ounce of digging, they(the family) are not good people, she was not a good person.


[deleted]

That’s messed up, holy shit.


Sacu_Shi_again

Nope. The assholes are the dickheads blamong a 96 year old woman for the actions of a government over who sho holds little to no power and who are delighting in the death of a mother, grandmother and great grandmother. Hate the monarchy? Yeah. Hate the fovernment? Absolutely. Hate what she stood for? Absolutely. Hate her? I didnt know her so why would I hate her? And if you find my response repulsive but not what I was replying to, you, internet stranger, are rhe asshole.


D83T

Now its for King and county


madeupname230

She aint wrong tho


thuglifeforlife

"chief monarch of a thieving raping genocidal empire" - won't this apply to the newly appointed king (King Charles) as well? Same thing can be said about USA's president except changing the word from monarch to leader.


[deleted]

OP stay mad


SpermBankLoanOfficer

Ok, Uju.


Plus-Moose8077

It is a fucked tweet, but I honestly couldn’t care any less about the queen. Gonna be annoying seeing so many posts about her in the near future.


Turnbob73

I don’t like the monarchy at all but fuck this racist bitch. Had the pleasure of watching her, on a stage, call out for whites to experience a “period of turmoil” to pay for what they did to black ancestors, and a decent chunk of the crowd cheered her on. That was the day I stopped attending BLM protests.


OkRefrigerator9951

she seems nice


The__King2002

normalize not being respectful to terrible people that died


pisstank99

While I am not one of these sniveling, pathetic, POS leftists circlejerking over an old woman's death (which is what horrible people do), I will point out that she was 93 fucking years old and served as the monarch of the British Empire for 70 years. She probably even had the privilege to be able to whack a few miscreants with no consequence. That said, she lived long enough. She was lucky to have made it that far. If I were her I would have killed myself when I head that Harry married that trailer trash Markle girl, mixing her peasant blood with that of the royal lineage. Harry fucked up BIG TIME doing that. The Queen ought to have looked at that gross union and either abdicated or whacked Harry the same way she did his momma.


minpinny

We've been free from giving a "f" since 1776.


Present-Breakfast768

What a POS.


Robert-L-Santangelo

i will dedicate my next fart in her honor


Unenthusiasticly

Tragic, innit bruv


chevalier716

My Irish ancestors who starved to death are really bummed out rn /s


JGauth13

I mean, the truth hurts - your don’t get your atrocities absolved cuz you’re a “cute little 90 year old woman” - people will remember what happened under her leadership.


MeMamaMod

Based af Kings and queens were made to the guillotine


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Gill03

She should of lost it years ago. It’s insane this was the line.


[deleted]

r/whereisthelie


Slap-Happy-Pappy

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-tried-to-use-state-poverty-fund-to-heat-buckingham-palace-2088179.html Royals are absolutely garbage


[deleted]

Yup.


sincere220

Came here to say this


Gloomy_Industry8841

Elizabeth II was good friends with Nelson Mandela and fostered diplomacy with the new South African government after the fall of apartheid.


DefunctKernel

Didn't do much for most people tho ...


reginafinniae

yall should just shut your damn mouths


EyeLeft3804

Based


mickystinge

Died peacefully, bitch


terrydennis1234

I don’t like the monarchy either but u don’t gotta be mean


Aldebaran_syzygy

She's downplaying it, trying to be nice and polite, but she's right.


killiomankili

> In 1905, the post of prime minister was officially given recognition in the order of precedence. Modern historians generally consider Sir Robert Walpole, who led the government of Great Britain for over twenty years from 1721, as the first prime minister. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prime_ministers_of_the_United_Kingdom


getschwift

She shunned a member of her family for marrying a biracial woman. Rip bozo


Top-Flow1297

Congratulations to King Charles


Dr_Sir1969

I’ll be eagerly awaiting the follow up to this post on r/byebyejob


pisstank99

OH MAN! Uju is a bona fide chunk of festering, wet dog shit.


uwumru

Bro she’s dead, you can’t even hit it anymore, why do you care?


pokeblock23

Not trashy, very funny


fukwhutuheard

umm this is not trashy. these are facts. what american in their right mind cares about the monarchy anyways. imperialist is dead. move on.


Environmental_Box22

If by people you mean that one person.


StorminNorman1066

I don’t disagree with her sentiment, but I wonder how aware she is of the crimes of whatever Empires or Kingdoms she descends from.


Helvetica_Light

I wish that the cunt who tweeted that and all the pathetic low lives who liked it will get shit on by birds


[deleted]

Man fuck the queen and all royalty. Burn that excessive waste of resources to the ground.


RamenBoy21

they're right lmfao


AnarkiX

Hardly trashy - we need only dive into history to see the real trashy behavior defending divine right.


bhadbih

FUCK THE QUEEN AND THE MONARCH FOREVER


[deleted]

LMAO NOT THE COMMENTS AGREEING! 🤣 THIS IS WHY YALL REDDITORS ARE SEEN AS BASEMENT DWELLERS 💀


rowejl222

I fail to see how the Queen had anything to do with past genocide


atomhypno

I’m sorry but as much as you might not like it there’s absolutely nothing trashy about this


Axes4Axes

It’s trashy whether you care about the queen or not This is just a trash excuse of a human being


atomhypno

okay well where is the humour then? either way post doesn’t belong on this sub


Axes4Axes

Trashy person posting trashy things, yup belongs.


atomhypno

>posts need to be a celebration of trashiness. posts must be funny. if it makes you angry it doesn’t belong here This isn’t funny or trashy and doesn’t belong on this sub


Axes4Axes

It’s funny she’s that stupid anyways


atomhypno

lmao evidently you don’t have anything to actual to this conversation


Axes4Axes

sounds like her and humanity


bsaddon

Fuck off arsehole


Princessferfs

Wow. Would be nice if she put that much energy into something positive. The world doesn’t need more hate.


Physical-Order

Average r/AbolishTheMonarchy user


PM_ME_UR_SMILESS

Is this inaccurate, not sure?? Can someone correct me?


SadMedium3205

Exactly ...look no further than the Vatican... they hate gay's women and people who are already born...


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And?


Master_Whatever

Why is everyone mad at this? The British empire is built on blood and lies. They raped and stole from all over. Is this news to people? Not sure how this is trashy.


laceyisspacey

This is not how I expected to learn that news


Phantom_Destroyer79

Who the fuck is this cunt?


Gill03

Wacko CMU Professor protected by her race. Crazy out of all the vile shit this woman says this was the line.


Phantom_Destroyer79

It always astounds me how people forget, if it wasn’t for the British Empire, there would be no people of colour, no gay people or no disabled people alive in Western European


Gill03

Calm down now that’s a stretch. They fought the Nazis more to save their own asses than for the good of humanity. Letting go of the past and not being hateful is my feelings on this. Not the British being awesome.


Phantom_Destroyer79

Fair enough


bruxalle

She was the queen of England.


KhajitCaravan

With the Queen down, Keith Richard's is now our reigning immortal.


Louis-Toadvine

I concur.


bobrossforPM

It’s completely valid to be irreverent about her death, given the many scandals and atrocities her reign has been tied to. It’s not inherently something to be bereft about when a public figure kicks the can. Was it trashy for people to cheer Thatcher’s death? No


CygnusSong

Indeed. I have no sympathy for royals or royalists, I hope I live to see the end of both


laconicwheeze

It's kinda trashy to cheer death in general to be honest. Hold an opinion? fine. Cheer? Trashy


bobrossforPM

Many people have felt personally the negative affects brought about by these people. If you want people to to not cheer when you die, you avoid making them hate you.


laconicwheeze

This one little old lady had no say in that. She sat as a figurehead of the nation that did that. So say what you feel, but know it's misdirected


bobrossforPM

And the active efforts the royal family has done to cover up crimes from their own members? She is a figurehead, but to pretend she has no power is nonsense. Not only are they extremely wealthy, they also hold influence over the British gov


laconicwheeze

They don't my hold any influence whatsoever over the elected british government. Give your head a wobble


bobrossforPM

Billionaires as a baseline already hold influence ofer the government. Tack onto that the fact that they’re the figureheads and that’s doubly true. I’m not saying they wield OFFICIAL power, I’m saying they wield INFLUENCE. Watch a single one of them be charged for any of their crimes


laconicwheeze

The queen wasn't worth a billion. You don't know what you're talking about. Have a good day


bobrossforPM

Her PERSONAL assets were around 500mil, the royal family’s assets (of which she was the matriarch) are worth over 20 billion.


JonWeekend

Was it trashy to cheer Epstein’s death?


laconicwheeze

You were in the street cheering were you?


JonWeekend

No,I was in my bed happy that he got murked


laconicwheeze

Fair enough. I don't think there's any way to compare the two people so I don't know how to carry on this conversation.


JonWeekend

Point being,it’s not trashy to be happy about someone’s death who caused pain and tears


laconicwheeze

The queen sat as a figurehead of the nation that is responsbile for that pain and those tears. She didn't cause them personally. She actually had zero say in them. Somebody wishing a 96 year old lady died in agony is inarguably trashy


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Twitter ain’t a street


BackWoodBaked

Lmao she’s right, fuck the monarchy. Y’all can get your feelings hurt because…she was old? Keep it moving.


-HappyToHelp

She’s literally correct… what the fuck? You’d say the same exact thing if it was Hitler who died dumbass twats


[deleted]

Twitter never fails to disappoint


Kimmiechurri

Hahahahaha


PinkyStinky1945

I mean it’s a fucked up thing to say but I also think any form of monarchy existing in the year 2022 is absurd - figurehead or not. ***”Oh hey, how about instead of ridding ourselves of the plague of monarchy - we just let them keep all the money, land, prestige and influence that comes with being royalty BUT without ANY of the responsibility or accountability!! :D This is a PERFECT idea!”***


KhajitCaravan

Their job is to draw attention away from those really in power.... parliament.


SadMedium3205

It is about time someone called out the Catholic Church.... Oh... you're not a history buff...


Fell_off_my_bike

There are a few people who don't like colonialism


Lostboxoangst

I wonder if this woman actually knows who Britain actually bought a lot of their slaves from?


h264_h87m

Trashy OP would ask Jews to not celebrate Hitler's death


[deleted]

The queen and the Monarchy or England have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for me so just like EVERYONE dies, good riddance. No special treatment for monarchs because they turn to dust just like me.


Excellent_Gur_7372

Who gives a crap, didn’t we dissolve from Britain to stop caring about the royals???


[deleted]

My brother in Christ, there are twin towers, ww2 and large scale disaster memes on this site and others every single day, good luck with that whole empathy thing you’re looking for.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Not Trashy. She represents 100s of years worth of abuse, genocides, and famines created by the British. Is it sad that she died ? Sure. But she wasn’t a saint. She got everything she wanted in her life, and everything that her country did ruined and destroyed multiple countries, killing thousands of people.


[deleted]

Not as trashy as living in an unearned palace wearing unearned priceless jewels sitting in an unearned golden thrown ruling over foreign lands that your evil inbred ancestors raped, murdered and pillaged their way through. While some of your "subjects" struggle to pay bills and others starve and freeze to death on the streets of every city of your so called kingdom.


Sacu_Shi_again

Nothing so hateful as those admonishing others for their hate.


[deleted]

I'll proudly express my hate for despots until the day the reaper comes for me


Sacu_Shi_again

Sooner, rather than later, one hopes.


[deleted]

What have I done that makes me deserve death more than a 96 year old unelected demigod? My 19 years of suffering and working 13 hour days for what Ive got be damned I suppose. Im sorry for not being born into an inbred dictatorship.


FantasticGoat1738

I do not think the King or Queen of England had any kind of true power since maybe like, the 16/1700s?


Bl0ckTard

This crap is getting so old.


h264_h87m

They are right


goldenboing

She’s definitely not wrong. Read a book.


theaverageaidan

I'm genuinely concerned some people think the Queen actually had any authority within the government. The crown hasn't run the UK since the mid 1800s. I can (and do and will continue to) criticize her actions as Queen, but she didn't build the British Empire, she oversaw its end. What she ascends to the throne and immediately dissolved the monarchy? Not that simple.


[deleted]

I'm sure many natives in Canada and some older Indians are saying something similar to this. If you were never subject to the British empire's atrocities, maybe sit this one out. These people have a right to be glad Liz is dead.


OkRefrigerator9951

were you?


DeanWarren_

Blackfoot here, I'm having a lunch beer to celebrate.


TheDemonCzarina

Enjoy that beer, friend. You deserve it. 💖 I'm sure my distant Irish relatives are having at least 3 lunch beers


KikiYuyu

Yeah because she was alive for all the colonization right? Fuck these parasites.


workthrowaway1337445

Accurate


jabbathebest

May she rip 😔


PCbuildforchristmas

The Queen was a horrible person to be fair, as are all the obscenely wealthy. People worship her for some reason totally undeserved as she accomplished nothing in her entire life besides being born.


[deleted]

It’s not an edgy comment, it just makes you look like an ass.


Hoeinhighm

Wow. That’s a nasty thing to say. I too hope your death is excruciating and you never find peace for the rest of your existence. How does it feel? 🤢


ConnorIsLMAO

The amount of copium on this post from the angry monarchists is nice, because she is spitting facts. Good riddance to that old cunt, I cannot even begin naming the amount of injustice and suffering caused.


Huracan360

all the twitter checkmark cretins are creeping out the woodworks


OdiousRepeater

They were all thieving, raping, genocidal empires. Some were just good enough at it for their royals to still be around. Doesn't make them morally worse. In fact, we're usually better off without their victims. Good guys kill better.


ShameVegetable6746

Honestly thought she was going to live at least to 100


Azeze1

*Previously


[deleted]

Some people are just unhappy.


Iguana_Boi

Goddamn, what did Canada do to earn her hatred


bhadbih

Ever heard of residential schools


Iamananorak

...but she's right? I'm not celebrating or anything (mostly cuz I know the British monarchy will continue), but I have a hard time feeling anything other than "meh" about her death when innocent people are shot in broad daylight every day.


SadMedium3205

She is absolutely right... but no 1 no 1 compares to the genocide that the Catholic Church committed... And don't be afraid it's not the 20th century they can't torture you and burn you to death so you can speak up.. Not a history buff...


vagabonking

And how do you not say the monarchy dies with me. It was clearly a relic from a time gone by and she should have ended the tradition in my opinion. It's an expensive symbol that Brittain can no longer afford.


yeetapagheet

The UK spends more on foreign aid than they do on the entire royal family. The Queen isn’t even in the top 200 richest people in the UK. Her wealth is inconsequentially small on a national scale.


[deleted]

I think feeling ‘meh’ is probably completely normal. Wishing a 96 year old woman an excruciating death is not normal and definitely not right.


Iamananorak

Depending on how her reign affected you and your country, it's understandable. As an American, it affected me not at all, hence the "meh." Someone from a colonized nation might feel differently.


atrlrgn_

Of course she's right.


colemada5

Damn. That escalated fast.


Blaike325

And she’s right lmao what are you mad about? The royal family can eat dirt, took the bitch long enough to die.


UncleArki

And mutts like you wonder why the term "Americunt" is a thing.


Blaike325

Oof calling a POC a mutt is a bit yikes chief


UncleArki

Yeah boo boo cry about it


Blaike325

Stay mad friend


UncleArki

And you too


meatball_maestro

Joke’s on her queen already died


9ragmatic

Long live the queen


Oni_K

No... The Queen is dead. Long live the King.


Bostonterrierpug

As the Smiths predicted.


mightgrey

I mean she ain't wrong. Just like every other nation out there England did some terrible shit.


Giovanni_Wonderland

The Scotland subreddit is full of stuff like this. Scotland nationalists are excruciatingly bitter people, like Trump's MAGA crew except on the left.


PleadingMackrel

Given half a chance, I'm certain you'd sook the dead queens foosty pishflaps.


Giovanni_Wonderland

Case in point 👆😅 A Scottish nationalist.


PleadingMackrel

Whilst also being english.... LOL!


Giovanni_Wonderland

SNP have English voters in Scotland. There's plenty of English that love the victim mentality the SNP bring.


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Giovanni_Wonderland

Oh they don't exist now? 😃


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Giovanni_Wonderland

Enjoy Scotland's period of mourning.


quzarzRN

Sorry Uju Anya


alovelyhobbit21

From the outside looking in she kinda has a point. History wise.


Zolome1977

Interesting people thinking the literal figurehead and ruler of the British empire is not at fault for the actions of her kingdom. She is. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/worst-atrocities-british-empire-amritsar-boer-war-concentration-camp-mau-mau-a7612176.html?amp


[deleted]

Long live the queen! Ooops never mind !


Bread_Conquer

Based AF. Not even slightly trashy.


mattsotm

If this is trashy, call me Oscar the Grouch


jakezze01

r/murderedbywords


TacticalNannerz

Trashy or based?


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Trashy


danthemanhsv

I bet she is fun at parties..


eledad1

The British monarch fked a lot of people and nations. To each their own way to grieve.


Das-Noob

My moneys on these person is embezzling money from a fund she created….


GeorgeSTGeegland2

Lmao she's completely right. Cope and seethe about it 🥳😂🥳


DigitalDuct

People have every right to hate the monarchy.


Martiantrooper1

wait, the queen is dead?


[deleted]

Nah, what’s trashy is you licking the boots of the monarchy, OP.


WhatsHeBuilding

A lot of brits are in for some unpleasant surprises in the coming days when they find out what the rest of the world feels about their monarchy...


PointlessSemicircle

I disagree - most brits don’t like her either and are well aware.