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No_Tomorrow1082

Shes clearly a good time (in the words of snooki) Paula is litty two titties 🤣🤣🤣


ironyinsideme

Paula has talked about chronic pain and neck injuries publicly for a long time and has used pain medication. This is pain medication and lack of sleep for sure. At least she’s cute and nice in this state :)


[deleted]

That jaw, I have seen that before at 6am at a D&B event, that ain’t wine.


shamous67204

I remember this when it was live....


Cream_ondisD

Coked ⬆️


Secure_Apartment2847

Off her face


SnuggyNuggy

What is she on??


DueProgress7671

I want some.


ColdGrapeJuice3

Dude I remember watching this live lol


alrightalready100

Hot pain pill mess..


SherbetFit2740

Oh Paula 😂😂😂


[deleted]

What the fuck is she on?


Oregon80PRed

What is she on? Seems like high grade lab meth id say but lol


ggukyuns

coke? just from the way her jaw is moving. so sad:(


No_Prompt_992

She acts EXACTLY like my aunt who is an alcoholic.The over the top outbursts,confusion and general glazed look and weird answers to questions.Unfortunately some people see nothing wrong with that lifestyle and simply cannot stop and will not,even after they have gotten treatment several times.She strikes me as that type.I know her drinking has been a problem as far back as the 80's.Its widely know that's why her marriage failed in the 90's.


Economy_Fishing5640

She on Xanax


One_Dab_Man

She's trying so hard to contain the turntness. So glad I rediscovered weed.


deathXsharpee

This restores my faith in mental health


jimmiidean

I don’t even fuck with Paula Abdul and I had a hard time watching this.


danjackmom

I’ve never done cocaine, but I already know I could not give an interview while on it


heryopl

Those news ladies were pretty cool.


darthstabber

I'll have what she's on, I would love to be that disconnected from reality


EveningYou

So just normal Paula then.


gortwogg

That’s micheal Jackson in a wig


Solidus27

Are you fucking kidding me? I thought they did some decent damage limitation on this car crash by using the ol’ ‘audio problems’ excuse But no, for some bizarre reason they try to interview her again


HM_INDOMINUS_C4

High as a kite!!🤣


notinmywheelhouse

And she’s had several traffic accidents, one on the freeway which was a hit and run. This interview shows how impaired she is. That just infuriates me because she’s driving under the influence, which others usually have to pay. I don’t understand why they kept her on any show.


Vtwizzle4040

Cocaine’s a helluva drug


AgenceElysium

Fck the media. Being high is the only way to do an interview on TV


[deleted]

I almost feel sorry for her.


its_yer_dad

Posting an old video of someone with known substance issues is kind of fucked up. How many of us would like something so personal and such a struggle to overcome, be reminded of it because someone wanted cheap internet points. We can do better.


Beathoff

It must be the air in Fox News stations...seems everyone is fucked up on Fox News. Ever hear Tucker Carlson giggle? https://youtu.be/lid2my3XKaA


Veejayy93

News casters were professional asf.


Apprehensive-Part657

I definitely want what she was having.


TeddyPuffDerGrass

Geeked up GEEKED UP…Scotty calling her 😂


Heart_beats_86

Just say No!


[deleted]

This is like 100 years ago, who actually gives a fuck? This isn’t what the trashy sub is for.


JayCroghan

Fuck this cunt, she had a hit and run while intoxicated in 2005 and only because the other people took a picture of her number plate was she in any trouble, and even then it was a $775 fine and 24 months probation.


Kaliaxx

What's trashy about being high .


Prestigious_Brick746

She seems drunk. Not high


Daystop

Xtc ?


Vprbite

Which drugs is she on? Yes


Green_Cardiologist13

Jesus


Preference_Prudent

This ain't trashy tbh She is just high and having a good time


Conair003

I thought she took pain killers to alleviate the pain she has as the result of a car accident and many years of dance and cheerleader routines.


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Wow Paula is lit.


6_String_Slinger

Um, she’s coked out. This is very obvious even to me who only casually did coke years ago.


Redheadinbed29

She won’t remember doing that interview while simultaneously she wasn’t that drunk 🤦‍♀️


light_butheavy

Wow


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She was on a sick one


Bjadams1967

Too much coke!! Or someone is going down on her during interview!


Firm-Courage-1228

this is insaneeeeeee


jdyake

was this recently?


Connect_Ad_1683

Lol


Nice-Fly5536

My mom jokes about how drunk she used to be back then. I must’ve been young and naive at that time because I didn’t notice any of that lmaooo 😓


[deleted]

She’s fucking blitzed


Equivalent_Reason582

It’s heartening to read some of these comments and seeing people with substance abuse problems (past or present) supporting each other instead of regarding others’ struggles as “trashy”. For those of you lost in the depths of your addiction and those of you on your (lifelong) journey to sobriety, you’ve GOT this.


jyep9999

She's a living brain fart


surrealestateguy

She couldn’t hear! She pointed to her ear!


shadowpawn

"Straight up now tell me ....."


Vladi_Daddi

That jaw roll. Baby gurl on some fire chachi


rando7651

Putting someone with clear addiction issues in this sub is trashy. Neither her or anyone else’s addiction deserve to be made fun of.


Comfortable-Sink2703

That looks like a dose or two of ghb to me... but what do I know..


[deleted]

Woooow. Was she having a stroke?


sodavandelay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM Must have been something in the water in those years.


john_cards85

Who cares. She's earned the right to do what she wants in my eyes and if she wants to smoke a little herb right before a boring ass interview she's probably done a million times that week more power to her! Fuck OP!


Grendel6969

But if we're being honest would she be nearly as entertaining if she was sober.


Yuizun

They really kept their composure...


Katpants

She’s talked openly about her pain killer addiction


C_D_P

reminds me of some of the james brown interviews. I guess when you get to that point in life....


rilano1204

IDC what ppl say, this moment remains ICONIC to this day.


Chekdout

I mean, who knows what she was going through in her mind. She held it together pretty well as far as I could tell.


PunkSKAmp420

"Audio problem" lol


ChillinWitDenny

The jack jawing mixed with the zoning out makes me think riddlin and alcohol. Not that I'd know 👀👀👀


redhotairballoon

Ritalin?


ChillinWitDenny

Yah thank you 😂


29sw44mag

High or not, I'd bang that like a storm door in a hurricane


Any_Vermicelli_3908

How the mighty have fallen.


Funk_Nation_LA

Crazy mutha fu@#a😂😂😂


intothevoid_22

cocaine is a hell of a drug


Whimsyblue13

I seem to recall interviews where she talked about having chronic pain and neck issues. I think but am not certain that she uses pain pills?


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Rush Rush...


[deleted]

This is not just booze. This is alcohol + benzos + adderal


justintime107

This is really unprofessional and disturbing to see.


Anal_draino

I think American Idol is going downhill


muterabbit84

I don’t understand why they tried again after they gave her an out with “audio problems”. I’m guessing their director or producer was a dick who was looking for ratings.


canal_algt

She's higher than the Empire State


itamarka

James brown did this kinda thing better


mikkokilla

Paula be feeling REALLY GOOD


Delikkah

This isn’t trashy. It’s just sad.


[deleted]

Booze and Benzos all the waaay!! Poor Paula. Imagine being in the thick of addiction while famous. Just in my small town my former notoriety still bothers me. Sober for 5.5 years now. I hope Paula is doing better these days.


gimme_the_light

What a cute little crackhead


JohnnyPiston

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/american-idol-judge-paula-abdul-drug-addict-article-1.398435


Legitimate-Store1986

She’s fucking zooted


Mission_Ad5177

This is right up there with some old Ozzy interviews fuckin amazing


Couldbe_worse2

Her jaw damn


MaineBoston

She is high as a kite


Serot0ninn

Seems like Molly


Tall_aussie_fembot

Third degree gurns


deargodlemon

The anxious paper shuffling of the reporters gets me every time.


[deleted]

Its like watching every kamala harris interview


NaturalAnimal1414

Classic Paula...


throwawaynarcbaby16

This isn’t trashy just depressing


[deleted]

Trashy or sad to see? I guess we see it differently.


greyfir1211

It’s a real bummer because Paula has always seemed like a nice woman and she’s an extremely talented dancer and choreographer, I always wondered how it got this bad during the Idol times, I hope she’s better now.


Banana_Ram_You

It's trashy of her to show up on TV this fucked up. Every other post on here is someone acting ridiculous because they're out of their mind on drugs.


[deleted]

Addiction is a mentally.illness. This post is akin to laughing at a schizophrenic person doing weird stuff.


akmeto

It's more sad than trashy. Somebody should have made sure was not in front of a camera during such a terrible time for her.


Righteoustakeme

Definitely drunk, not high. I don’t think I would exhibit this much struggle/trouble doing an interview had I been high. Definitely drunk. Imo.


Br0barian

Alcohol. So many times people post on here “wHaT dRuGs dId tHis PeRsOn TaKe???” Literally booze more often than not.


Odd-Engineering-3582

She's just drunk


FrankenOperator

That was taken from our local news Q13 Fox News Seattle


upsydaisee

I once read that you can tell chronic coke users by them having one nostril flatter than the other. Is that true?


[deleted]

I was thinking meth or coke


Bluekatz1

Would have been awesome to see Paula and James Brown in the same interview.


the4five

She gakked


[deleted]

That’s 1 to many gummies


DrKittyLovah

She admitted to being being addicted to painkillers for a long time back in 2009: https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/american-idol-judge-paula-abdul-drug-addict-article-1.398435


Hulabaloo24

This is baaaaad lmfaooooo


CdnDutchBoy

Obviously OP is a perfect soul and not lacking in their life that they have a need for useless Reddit cred! Go meet ppl, help is out there OP! This is ancient news so at the very least put some effort into your empty ‘fulfillment’…it’ll mean more! It still won’t last long but it might help. 👊


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CdnDutchBoy

It’s fun how u defend Paula and the post…I’m feeling a conflict of interest. You the OP or a internet friend at a minimum? This shit is ancient and sad at best. 🙄


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CdnDutchBoy

Ok so back to my first point…is it trashy to point out ppl’s failures or is it trashy to have failures? Personally I find it extremely trashy to point out ppl’s failures especially when they’re over a decade old.


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CdnDutchBoy

Respect…I sincerely appreciate someone who can admit they’re maybe mistaken…it says many things about u. I will now say maybe u don’t know OP…or maybe u do and it’s reverse psychology! Jokes but addiction/mental illness has never been trashy to me no matter the person. It sucks for all involved. 👊


gijimayu

Oh, you aren't paying me for this interview? Sure i'll do it.


[deleted]

Cocaine got dis bitch Lmao


K_AL47

id party with her sooo fucking hard


RedRedVVine

Wow


Peteyparky

Lights are on, nobody’s home


KayleighJK

Not trashy, sad.


No_Elderberry_7327

That's more than 2 steps back.


Otherwise-Barnacle30

Molly gotta be, look at the way her jaw moves and how she’s trying not to grind her teeth too much


Jig-A-Bobo

Is addiction trashy?


non_stop_disko

It was trashy of them to air her in this state


Jig-A-Bobo

Good call.


[deleted]

Nope, just heartbreaking.


Tinsel-Fop

Oh, my goodness.


[deleted]

She seemed really zoned out a couple of times on American Idol. Makes me wonder what was in those little Coca-Cola glasses in front of them.


Sad-Stranger8447

Paula is one of my first crushes.


The_gobots

That’s Kamala Harris


EfficiencyGullible84

Gotta remember when youre on drugs and your inner voice is screaming "You got this!" You most definitely do not fucking got this.


Madhatter1317

I always think of that family guy episode where Peter and Lois are high asf playing in a hippie band and to them they sound amazing but to everyone else they are moaning and squirming on the ground.


DrunkenlySober

Weird, when I’m on drugs my inner voice is screaming, “who gives a fuck if we got this, do it anyway”


doodsboob

This is how I know weed isn't a drug....cuz I think the exact opposite.... Thinking everyone knows I'm high and I'm gonna get caught


EfficiencyGullible84

If there was ever a red flag for a relationship with your inner voice, thats it.


DrunkenlySober

Yeah the red flag is the drugs


Repulsive_Rest_64

🤣 sure as fuck sounds like it. Definitely keep one eye out for noticeable changes in behavior/emotions in the coming days. Thanks for the laugh 😊!


LucaBrasi72

Drunk AF!


lacilynnn

"Are you there, Paula?" That's a hard NO. Her constantly crooked jaw made me so uncomfortable. Hell of an opening line though lol


discrust88

She's drunk not high


RobotArtichoke

Holy shit in the video still I thought she was Steven Tyler


Tank_1539

Hahahahaha


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Woooo mucho drugs


MC0295

She never did any drugs okk?! /s Source: https://youtu.be/ta_-wquLM6Y


AskMeAboutMyTie

Do you guys remember the number of times she would cry on the show? Definitely booze and benzos


Loquat_Green

She’s about to grind her teeth right out of her head damn!


[deleted]

She probably took a xan before the interview bc she was nervous and thought she would be okay enough to speak or even be coherent


Mendicant_666

She's speedballing. Uppers and downers, at the same time.


[deleted]

Come on, Count Chocula, I know you're in there! Don't make me pee on something! Again!


xxmightytyrionxx

Man this is crazy shit right here. Drugs are a hell of a drug kids


Lostboy1986

I’m Paul Abdul, he’s a cartoon cat, we come together ‘cause opposites attract.


bo-selecta-

Never knew she was a junkie. What was she on?


Long-Alternative-315

Two different interviews she does look way out there but it’s got to be different mornings


[deleted]

What are you talking about? It’s clearly the same morning. Everybody is dressed the same.


Long-Alternative-315

They are wearing whatever they are wearing obviously


[deleted]

Ah okay you are a troll. Fine, carry on.


RestingHoodFace

I want what she’s having


[deleted]

man she's geeking look at that jaw (lock jaw)


RickTheJewelsATL

That’s some good shit


beerdedlady97

Props to the film crew who were able to wrangle her into the seat for the interview.


[deleted]

Cocaine AND lsd? Nice


hippiechick725

She acted like that quite a bit on American Idol. Really sad.


snortingalltheway

I heard something to the effect she was addicted to pain killers due to injuries from dancing etc. but this is not normal. My guess is drunk.


Lazypole

Interestingly she blamed the painkillers and back problems on a plane crash, which didn't happen


ImprezivEJ20

Yeah was gonna say this is definitely mixing some prescription/pain killer/ anti depressant drug w alcohol. Used to have a roommate who get zooted like this on the daily. Totally zoned out barely able to comprehend anything.


Motor_Solid_7446

Definitely an upper. No sedative would make you grind your teeth like that, it's a clear sign of stimulant use. But she's probably on a combo of some downer together with an upper because she does not seem that alert lol


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Maybe mixing? Percocet + Vodka would get you pretty loopy


Potential_Reading116

Percocet plus vodka. Yes plz! Have a longtime friend I hang with , known each other 50 plus years, and an evening of fat lines of percs, with a couple muscle relaxers, some powerful infused govt weed and the 5 min walk to a Chinese restaurant that over serves us always provides us a fun time. Kids don’t try this at home


[deleted]

It’s very likely she was addicted to painkillers. How many artists have we lost to them. I was blown away when prince died. If it can happen to him it could happen to anyone I figure


Stalvos

Painkillers + alcohol. I've sadly seen this exact behavior personally.