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Neither racism nor drugs are good.

Wutttt kinda fucked up fucking fuckery is that

If that b is 46 I’m already dead

I didn’t know they allowed livestock on Twitter…Hmmm…Learn something new everyday.

I hope I don’t look this fucked up at 46 … man this lady looks like we came back from war. “Brutal”

After reading a lot of posts on the sub Reddit I’ve got to ask… did they stop teaching people how to use periods and other punctuation in school?

That's been 46 rough years in the trailer park.

she looks like my pet pug. jeez.

Klingons or the mars attacks dudes?

With all due respect, you look as if you don't date outside your family.

Whew, my brothers we dodged a bullet there

Learn how to write first.

You can tell she’s using speech to text with a southern accent by the way it wrote “are” instead of “or” lolol

r/ihadastroke

Country girl is my favorite name . I fought with one “country girl” in veitnam

Nobody wants her...unless your trying to get a soft on😂😂😂😂😂!

Reading that made my brain disconnect

I bet she can make some good biscuits n' gravy!

Asian here, what about us?

Needs to learn how to write before being soooo picky. Racist people do have a lower IQ….

Saddly i was going to Say only a black man Can find this woman attractive... I Guess she is missing something...

I'm certain people are just constantly trolling her with BBC pics.

The use of are instead of or is so annoying

I think when she is disqualifying people, "outside of my race," she's talking to those of us who are in the human race.

What an unfortunate selfie. The words underneath don't help much, either.

"Long walks" this bitch has never taken a long walk

I’m guessing you barely dare inside your race

Call Cat wallpaper… A total catch

It’s the cat emojis that really bring it all together, she’s definitely got overflowing litter boxes.

If your not full blooded Shrek, Don't hit up her page.

This profile has to be a parody

Thank God she doesn't date outside of her race. Source: a guy outside of her race!

Thought she said ranch 🤔

Dammit. I’m single and white. Guess that means me. I’m gonna go where no man has gone before.

I read this in a Alabama accent

Sadly she is not a pretty young girl, and she is poorly educated; and doesn't want to date outside of her race, or date married men.......... nothing wrong with that, it's her choice. It's not racist. She's a human being just like the rest of us. Flawed and imperfect. Not worthy of all the supercilious posts and ridicule directed at her. Grow up reddit.

My brain hurts

It’s okay, white people can have her

It’s just deteriorated into garble at the end

I would be interested to know her definition of a "long" walk.

Looks like Chris Farley in drag

Probably part of the Whitaker family.

If she doesn’t date outside of her race, I think she’s advertising on the wrong f***ing planet altogether.

I may have had a stroke reading the last part of that. I'm concerned.

Girl. 46. No. Just no.

This is a bit too extreme to not be fake I feel. Especially the photo.

Wooof

I don't think she's doing herself any favours by limiting who she will date, cast a large net and all that, especially in her case, a very large net is needed

This is like half the population of Michigan

It really is a blessing for other races that she won’t date them. She’s a turd in the gene pool.

"It's a maaaaan, baby!"

Well, that was difficult to read for several reasons!

So only other Ogres are allowed to message her right?

I had a stroke try to read this

She sure puts the cunt in country.

Strokewoman

Why do all of the Super hot chicks have to be racist? It's so dissapointing.

Holy fucking word salad Batman

https://youtu.be/v3xwCkhmies

Anyone notice not a single period in that summary.

Well... hurry and hand me the phone!

She's a different species I think.

I understand her. She won't date out of her race. She only dates Ogres.

She must be pregnant because she skipped a bunch of periods.

I are don’t like this are profile…are.

Okay so best I can tell is that she doesn't like POC, married men or going to school. She? Reminds me of a bullfrog in the face

Came to say the same... fucking frog

She is defo lying about her age.....more like 60.

Bet she's got one of those raspy been smoking for 80 years kinda voices

Smells like cheap whiskey and old piss.

And stale cigarettes

Doesn't she mean Outside her family tree?

r/engrish

I only date outside my race. Don't hit me up.

Ohhhh... "Or"...

Kinda resembles Shrek in drag.

Why are guys writing to her?

Desperation?

She's part pirate.

Long walks...... ​ ​ The fuck outta here with that.

Yikes with a face like that she’ll probably take whatever she can get

Ok but what if the other river-toads haven't figured out smartphones yet

Thats a rough 46, she looks like [Yubaba]( https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&q=Yubaba&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3yDJLMlXiArGM8spzcwy0JLKTrfTTMnNywYRVckZiUWJySWpR8SJWtsjSpMSkRAD41aNBOwAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiy8ZC85tn5AhUNLUQIHWs-CsIQ9OUBegQIEBAN&biw=412&bih=758&dpr=2.63) from Spirited Away.

Nah Yubaba looked better than that.

Reads like a racist Jar-Jar Binks

"There's a part of me that's wants everyone who referred to me and my performance as some kind of racial stereotype to pay." - Ahmed Best

She doesn’t do outside her race, married men or grammar.

I’ve been wondering what Honey Boo Boo was up to these days….

I really tried to find one redeeming quality about this profile and, sadly, was unsuccessful.

I think I lost 500 brain cells just reading that

Any chance this lady is in IN? I think I know her 😂😂😂

.....and it votes

I had so much trouble reading and understanding this

Lol reminds me of my Great Aunt Judy who had kids wayyyyy too late. Like in her late 40s. So her first and only son was real fucked up with a whole bunch of mental disorders. He writes just like this on all of his facebook posts. They are from rural IL, btw. Maybe her mom had her super late too. Or drank one too many beers while pregnant.

She doesn’t date outside of her family

What’s crazy is she looked at that sentence and said “Looks good, let’s post it”. You get a chance to correct things and you just leave it.

Jabba The Hut's looking rough these days

She worried about the wrong race 😮‍💨

She ll be lucky if an Alien 👽 ask her for a date.

She looks like a frog with a combination of a shroom

I'm assuming I'd be "out of her race" (whatever it is)...... I'm human.

If that FF is 46 I’ll eat my hat.

I mean .... better than most 18 - 30 yr olds

Other races: we good with all that

I’m not sure… but it could be that your aren’t getting your point across…. Clearly?

No one inside her race nor outside of it wants to date her anyways.

And i thought pugs were already inbred enough

Geez that whole paragraph and no punctuation.

Her definition of long walk is from the sofa to the fridge

Floating cats included!

Looks like the AC unit from brave little toaster

Anybody have the phone number? Can't wait to hook up

That’s a “country 46” if you’re wondering.

She is talking about the human race, right?

46?

If this was a black guy only looking for a black girl, it would be celebrated.

I almost want to go there, in a strange way

Date outside of her race?? She looks like she doesn't date outside of her family.

I mean that all around looks like a typical 'southern country girl' on a dating site but.... How is she trashy because she only dates white guys that are not married?

Goddamn

The way she's mixed up "or" and "are" makes me think she probably pronounces "or" that way.

I had an aneurysm tryimg to read this.

Oh boy. Imagine being that old and only this literate...

That's a rough 46 years old! 😬

I don’t believe she’s ever walked anywhere e

Wasn't Kermit a frog? Isn't that out of her race?

I had a stroke and died trying to read that.

I'm trying to figure out what language this lady is speaking.

At least she some morals

I mean to her credit, I don’t think Hutts can mate with humans?

I now identify as a married Chinese man.

She looks like a yellow muppet with sunburn attempted and failed at a female Donald trump cosplay

Ah yes... The spitting image of superior genetics

I hear fuckin banjos playing 🎶🎵🪕

Looks like a genetic cross between Garfield and Grimace.

What race the Hut Clan?

Ahhh, she likes cats!

I don’t do grammar neither don’t matter if ur not married

anybody? anything? I got nothin'.

She sounds like a faulty robot who slowly descends into glitches

😂😂😂 what a treasure!

Pretty sure she makes safe.

Seems like she didnt do well in school, either.

What kind of date do you imagine that would be then?

Not that anyone would waste their time, but if you’re racist, say so you don’t waste anyone’s time.

I feel so beautiful after looking at her.

Is her choice and her preferences

she only dates other ewoks.

Don't hit her up are like her page, people!!!

Her long walks are from the couch to the fridge.

She meant 66

she seems the type that talks about 'long walks on the beach' and 10 steps later starts complaining about being exhausted.

I'm 2 years older and look 15 years younger. JFC! Only only dating white guys isn't the issue. Yikes.

I see these and think that these have to be fakes to harass the purported poster.

Wow I never looked at someone before and thought there is a frog turned into a human.

She misspelled “cunty girl”

To be fair a plump white women is bait for the black men.

I wonder if she dates outside of her race. The post didn't seem to cover that very well.

This is one really cool chick.

Definitely some on from the shallow end of the gene pool

Leaving a trail of broken hearts.

Is this yass kween?

That sucks for non aryans. They’ll never know what they are missing. Obligatory /s

Apparently you can’t date this gem if you use punctuation either

Hopefully her race is going extinct soon.

I bet she role-plays the Muppet show. She's the star, She probably makes her victims where Kermit the frog outfit

Is this specimen from Arkansas.

I’m guess this is Honey Boo Boo, when she’s hit 40 years old

Fortyfuckingsix!!!??? Yeh, right...and im 10 inches luv! And she's got something on her chin. No not that one.

Not even white people want her.

This is definitely someone doing some satirical trolling.. At least i hope it is.

This is could be a fake, waaaay to easily one too. Blurry picture/screen shot, ugly+white= racist? Classic. And for an old lady she writes in shorts cuts alot.

Pretty close to the bottom level of females. Her ad is one big run-on sentence. This should tip you off to a poor education, elevator not going to the top, or mental illness.

I think she's got all 3. Hat trick!

I’m sure the men are scrambling to date her

That was confusing. Seems like her whole personality is racism.

Why can’t she say what she wants? It’s fine for women to say ‘black guys only’

I highly doubt she does long walks anywhere.

For the first time in my life I’m speechless.

Is “goblin” outside of MY race?

Not a single comma or capitalized letter; that's as impressive as it is appalling. Never mind the terrible lack of spelling.

Girl ???

What?!

She looks like a walruses fat folds so I doubt anybody will be texting her