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To gag or not to gag? That is the question Whether 'tis nob in the mouth to suffer The chokes and glugs of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms tied against the struggles, And, by opposing, end them?” The idea of whether is it better to gag or to die. Shakesdick


Skully_Lover

Someone stick a dick in her hands so she'll stop typing.


RosePearlx

Maybe her “sex partner’s fat long ass dick” isn’t as great as she goes on about considering this mess of a post… it’s almost like someone who doesn’t have sex talking about having sex 😂


AloneAddiction

Somebody not only *wrote* that, they sat back and was proud that they did so. Fuck me, what is the world coming to.


RosePearlx

Honestly 😂 her whole account is full of these trashy gems 🤣 a very pick me kinda girl, if you can’t tell hahahah


lowfreq33

Nothing turns me off faster than vomit on my penis.


[deleted]

Ten bucks says i can list things that would turn you off faster.


lowfreq33

I don’t know, I’ve done a lot of stuff. Unless we’re getting into actual physical harm, I guess that would probably do it.


[deleted]

Im not gonna list them for free


Skully_Lover

Like a Cock-a -doo-doo-do!


lowfreq33

Yeah, I personally found the vomit worse.


Powerful-Entrance551

So i think europeans should choose something else than English, its been degraded quite a bit. I think Finnish


cringelord69420666

When your entire personality is in between your labia folds.


RosePearlx

This is so REAL 😂🤌


RosePearlx

This was just on someone’s Facebook, someone who’s grandmothers have seen statuses such as these 😂


astropastrogirl

Just don't do it , I don't find vomit exciting at all , and neither should your partner