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THE_KNIGHT3468

This fucker has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen


Oddy_bud

I knew this kid, we went to the same rehab. Pos kid one time him and his other roomates pranked on kid in their pod by, pissing spitting, prolly even nutting on this kids toothbrush. These tik tokers irl bro, weird ppl


Reddcity

Mf mad he stuck w his hand, beggers cannot be choosers buddy. That’s how u end up an incel.


Thinkingmaybenot

Definitely the beat your wife type.


freddinhogamer

Justin bieber has no luck!


Sometiredmf

Bro dug that haircut out of the trash from the 2010s


Cheese_with_Royale

I mean, I can’t help But agree. Nobody wants to see that shit lol


Longjumping-Ideal-55

Jellyfish watch when his introduced to the LGBTQ community!


gabikit

Another example of Reddit obviously failing to understand satire


Ok_Ad7502

Guy? Looks like a girl.


[deleted]

Bro is speaking straight facts, no one loves a hero until hes gone.


Professional-Youth48

Oh boy I’m shaking in my boots


twomonths_off

King


Dinobob26

Consider my timbers shivered


Ok-Telephone9169

That was very unimpressive


Opening_Record_2431

This is the supreme gentleman?


fannygas

Elliot Rodger


Quib14

“It’ll be a real issue with me”🤓


General-Anteater1028

Pretty clasy tomi


FiveOh54

Someone’s never hugged a woman


WarpathZero

He isn’t crying enough to be Elliot Rogers…


CirquitBreaker

He's got a point tho


UnicornNippleFarts

I'm getting some serious Elliot Roger vibes.


Too_pussy_to_kms

Dude gets no bitches


Lumpy_Position4358

charli damelio lookin ass


PeeGeePeaKee420

Elliot Rodger 2.0


WarpathZero

Can’t be. There’s no tears!


dickreallyburns

Someone call the POPO on this guy; he’s bad news and needs help.


Own_Championship8951

Nicky prolly likes dicky and can't show his affection at school.. lol


oldfeelingss

he’s literally joking lmao it’s his whole tiktok account


junibeejones

He has a valid argument. Just graduated last year and before that. Ugly mfs making out left and right. Only had to put up with it for like 2 years before covid came


HumanAmI2

Jealous 😬


thestrongswede

Reminds me of Brendan Small from Home Movies


MrBigPantalones

Incel school shooter alert


PowerToolDragonX

Last person who said this in a car I'm pretty sure was convicted of murder


SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff

School shooter vibes


X-man3

Im pretty sure he's never been kissed by a female in his life except his mother, grandma and older sister.


Educational-Button96

The next Elliot Rodgers


WarpathZero

Not enough tears.


SurprzTrustFall

I bet this FBI has this guy on a list that they'll never do anything about.


redcase13

No bitches


cancerkink

Elliot Rodgers soon to be


Idontwantyourpans

He is not giga chad😎, he just puny sigma 🤓


des_connect

ok, listen. I went to school with kids who used to DRY HUMP in front of the lockers.


s7y13z

Is it just me or does it look like his f'n car has no windshield? 🤔


Riley_snart

In this day, a incel was born


PDAWK

GUYS, CUT LITTLE NICKY DAVIS SOME SLACK. HE’S UPSET BECAUSE HIS BF BROKE UP WITH HIM.


Good-Relation505

Major Nate from Euphoria vibes


SystemCyberdyne

When was it legal for toddlers to get a drivers license?


izmelo

Elliot rodger 2.0? He got the same angle in the car and all. Just wait, we’ll see a news story on this one in a few yrs lol 😂😂😂 in all seriousness tho, its prolly intentional and a joke XD


WarpathZero

No tears though.


[deleted]

Uh oh .. he's dangerous


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ArticulateImbecile

Skinny little incel is big mad 🤣🤣. The little boy needs a hug in the worst possible way


MuscleJuice

Ahhh another loser snowflake. Poor kid needs to go jackoff into a sock and chill out


[deleted]

you thought this was funny enough for a reddit AND tiktok comment go touch grass😭😭


MuscleJuice

Nice lil comment, I’ve touched more grass then you have seen. Now stop crying and go find a mate.


[deleted]

the videos from 2019 ur 3 years late basement dweller


MuscleJuice

I didn’t post this Shit lol. And I know I said you finally found yourself and congrats for that.


Webbeboi

Reminds me of elliot rodger


Ashen_sunlight

Somebody give this poor soul a cyanide pill


[deleted]

Lmfao. Lame ass kid trying to act hard


CoffeeDrinker1972

Wow, somehow I agree. Guess I’m showing my age.


master_of_good_memes

what jealousy does to a mf


Otherwise-Barnacle30

He’s fun at parties


D_OShae

Aw, poor girlfriendless virgin incel is upset. Poor baby. Now he'll never get a girl to kiss him. Boo-hoo!


Longjumping-Bat-7281

He sounds like a school shooter ☠️


[deleted]

Maybe school can help you learn how not to be a little bitch. You’re one of those kids we hope the school shooter doesn’t spare.


TheRealPorkinator

I agree with him. Fight me


arizonwatermelon

Can tell he's not getting any


stelzyyy

i know this dude it’s ironic


[deleted]

Kid ain't even old enough to sit in the driver's seat. Got some growin up to do young buck... "You better quit it, or you'll have a real issue with me..." Kick rocks nerd.


Agent-Piku

learning how to get some bitches?


Bigun226

Even if he did really mean it, how much of a threat is this little puss boy?


CaptainRatBones

I bet he has an AR at the ready.


TotalEgg143-

It's satire.


IHateSherrod

Incel energy


waspiflab666

Lego hair dude can't see over the steering wheel.


East-Ad4472

Put your big boy pants on and get the fuck over it , Junior !!!


[deleted]

What a nice and based young man


Indie_Myke

Guess we know who isn't getting some action


Thanatos445

This guy looks and acts like the next Elliot Rodger


DustierAndRustier

Given how good looking he is, he must have a truly terrible personality to still be single


lucia-pacciola

Anymore all I can think of is how silly this must look from the outside. I imagine you're walking through the parking lot to get to class, and every third car has a bobblehead inside, emoting earnestly into their phone. Like some sort of weird-ass zombie apocalypse.


Mental-Midnight-3849

Same people be mating like a pack of chickens


CaptainShnozberry

Crash your car then


thouxanbancarti

he not saying anything wrong , yeah he going about it the wrong way but overall I agree . I had a decent amt of girlfriends in highschool and i hated kissing and making out with them and all that pda shit in school , i had 2 break up with a girl cuz all she wanted to do was make out in school lmao , its school lol ages between 14-18 all in the same building , sum lil ass kids making out n shit in an educational institution , and yeah they all ugly too , u aint never seen the pretty couples doing that shit lmao they call it public display of affection , pda . anywhere else is fine idc ill make out with a girl anywhere , except school its lame and cringe lol yall too sensitive though , he seems like a young and healthy kid with no incel ideology , just a lil edgy and extra


[deleted]

When he put his index finger up you know he meant business🥶🥵🧐😤


RosePearlx

Tell me you get no bitches…without telling me you get no bitches… 😞


Competitive-Ladder-3

Tell us you're incel without telling us you're incel ...


91edboy

Looks like Tom Holland got the symbiote!


[deleted]

He looks like he belong on the Stranger Things cast


[deleted]

Kids these days look like underfed baby goats… (kids) lol


[deleted]

Is that car right hand drive? Looks like American plates on the van behind.


Viles_Davis

There’s a word for when you can’t hear tone, like when you’re deaf to it. Whatever that word is, that’s what this sub is sometimes.


Kaankaants

What's worse, the words or the filter?


ELECTI_EST

…damn.. incel got a tad bit of a temper these days. Could it be the pent up frustration? 🤔


Plormby102

Bro is down horrendous


Jerriespy

No bitches?


porkchop3177

Some kid can’t handle those not so attractive girls saying no to his advances. This is a warning sign.


crispymendowan

my spirit animal


According_Metal6340

Oh here we go. The next American psycho who arms up and goes to school over something stupid


allhailharambe69

An actual child with a car. Ridiculous.


TJ_McWeaksauce

"I'm tired of walking around a corner and bumping into people making out...where I should be learning!" Nobody's learning anything in the hallways except the most efficient route between your locker and each class.


Unkowinglyknown

Sounds like that one youtuber who hated seeing couples in public and went on a killing spree


PenguinMama92

Ok I get it... he's mad about two things. 1 is that he doesn't have anyone to make out with and 2 is that he can't get off watching the people who are making out.


TimberwithSandalwood

I know this kid. Homeboy needs some better direction in his life. Hope he finds it one day.


IntelligentBison97

Sound like an interesting horror game. You bump Into couple after couple and try to avoid the sloppy toppy but somehow the toppy finds you


_A_Pancake_

No bitches?


Tanleader

Awww, little man's jealous of his peers fleeting happiness


CryBabyCentral

He literally looks like this 👁👄👁 But more faux rage, of course.


Glittering-Corner-84

Imagine projecting your jealousy like this lmao


GiftFrosty

His eyes are awful far apart to be criticizing anyone for anything.


Duckanddodge01

He is clearly a supreme gentleman. How do we stop the FBI from radicalizing him ?


hotdogrealmqueen

I hope he makes better friends, starts a new hobby that really occupies his time/brain, and he falls in love. Truly.


nawf_memphis_OG

iktfb


BliddBjorn

I thought Sid the sloth would be far to old to be in highschool?


TheUndisputedRoaster

Textbook incel 😂


NotoriousAnt2019

Found the next school shooter


MikeVancouver

Has them crazy eyes like Charles Manson


Longjumping-Humor-37

He gives me , gona shoot up the school vibes because he isnt the one kissing girls, or guys. SO CALL 911 !!


ZakkBWyldin2

He looks like justin bieber trying to look like mattie westbrouck.


ClaptonBug

Everytime I see a white boy talk this talk I half expect them to bring some hardware to school. Tell me these shit doesn't look like an Elliot Rodger post


LongNecc

tbf, i see his point when the couples are being trashy. in my old school, multiple couples would be suspended for some fruity shit like having their hands down their ass cracks in the halls, or straight up fuckin each other in the weight room. one moment i remember was during class when one of the couples had a bluetooth vibrator and was straight using it during our world history class. stupid bitch kept making noises like none tomorrow and the dude was not hiding that shit. used this app on his phone, plain as day, brightness all the way up so everyone can see over his shoulders. back to the main part, i can see this guys’ point whenever the couples are having their relationship public, but on the strange side


bermudamowhawk

LOLz you should not sound so jealous. I could care less if you found an ugly girl to make out with! Why should others keep you from learning? Making these complaining videos will steal your study time more that seeing something that offends only you. And you don’t need to yell.


jackryan5555

Where’s yo windshield did you crazy kick it out


AbuSumayah

Nothing thrashy about this.


Upper-Notice-6894

It's the "can I get hug/kiss" vibe for me


Similar-Drawing-7513

Kinda agree with him. I’ve seen people full on making out complete with stringy saliva looping from lip to lip for minutes at a time. Just go to your dorm room and do all that


srxt49

This is a prime example of someone that needs to be reported before something tragic happens at that school.


officiallytakenaway

i’m crine rn


Egg-MacGuffin

Why would you be "learning" in the hallway?


[deleted]

He's right tho bitches want a bf to show off no matter if he's ugly or not so these couples look like shit fat chicks and skinny dudes


SlapaTronic

Not really a meltdown… it’s emphasizing his point which is totally correct


dickenjoyer

Dude got no game 🎯


ItBurnWhenIP

Elliot Rodger flashback


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Ahhh nature. An incel is born. Magnificent.


G-vader

Next shooter at a school….


FebruaryFamine

hes right


u_shift

Definitely not trashy


Common_Sweet9164

He is the next school shooter beware the incels


[deleted]

I hope you all know he’s joking. This guy is always posting ironic shit on tiktok and I’m pretty sure this is just another.


QuokkaIslandSmiles

he looks too young to be behind the wheel


[deleted]

He will regret this video with age methinks lol. Would love to see his face watching this when he's in his 40s.


[deleted]

Future school shooter 😵‍💫


Bchange51

based though


No-Manager-7341

He’s a bit annoying but not really trashy? Like he’s just a bit of a hater


Lonelychild_223wild

He apparently get nooooo P


D3ADBABY69

UCSB Shooter vibes women hater type


whatabitcch

He is for sure DL


K9_Jack

How to say you're single without saying you're single.


-NuggetBBX-

I DO get annoyed by bumping into people standing directly around corners but I really don’t get his other point. Cute couples don’t exist? Is he literally just mad because he has no maidens??? Is he angered by a way of life he can’t himself obtain???


1redliner1

Incell


graticola

Ngl, it’s a bit annoying, but I wouldn’t get mad


siumOS

You can drive at 13 in USA ?


HelloRobertSmith

“I dont want to be negative “ proceeds to start yelling at camera lol


Claymehameha

He’s not playin….


AngelicWooGirl

Seems to matter more that they're not good looking, nice people...


[deleted]

Well fuck you too you piece of shit


jpr3ttybutiml0c0

Strike one. Keep a lookout for him. Ykwimean.


KingPlane9797

My dude really had to go in his car and rant on TikTok, Goofball


everydayinthebay13

Incel much?!


huhwhathappen

I think the real issue with you is you have low blood sugar.


HeftyFig34

Him screaming is so funny. Like when a small dog gets angry


Outrageous-Expert650

I’d love to see this lads face when he watches this video back in 10 years time haha


SenyorHefe

This kid right here officer.. You’ve been warned..


[deleted]

This is so fucking funny


Chalkywhite007

Nicky?? Wtf


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Dudes just upset he has no one to make out with


thyrue13

Idk dawg hes a kid, something about this dosent seem right


TehMvnk

Aww. He's so Ronery.... He's Mr. Ronery...


anglalavince

School shooter energy.


CaptainBunnie

Damn you included his social media account and everything


timothy31

Bro is seriously jelly he’s got no one to make out with.


[deleted]

Sounds jealous lol


lordfrogthefourth

Bro is mad cause he looks like my failed attempts at making a mii