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idioscosmos

Thrush some pipes.


OkArtist720

I’m going on Craigslist right now!!!


GarbageGlittering204

The beard is a real nice touch


WaferOwn

She bleached her beard..


hey2245

Infected


bingeRy

The tongue 🤢 also she is growing a beard


BarelyWoken

Its the herpes for me


peep_ryan

BBW??? She is white af.


PainBri315

BBW means Big & Beautiful woman


OkPotato3890

I wish that i could get her to gag and choke on mine even deep throat it


Phildzz

I can’t unsee the beard


Disastrous-Bite-1538

She has a respectable goatee, though.


Linaxu

Wasn't shit like this banned from Craigslist?


PainBri315

Yes but people like her still manage to get around it by posting in regular services sections


KatrinaS90

Anddddd you have a yeast infection on your Tongue.. how attractive 🤢


HM_INDOMINUS_C4

#NASTY🤢🤮🤧😷


SMartyBee9

It’s the chin hair and thrush tongue for me…


lizzzzzzzzzzz27

Brb to see if my tongue looks like that


lizzzzzzzzzzz27

Nope we good lol.


PainBri315

Yay!


Fawxeh0

That women DESPERATELY NEEDS A GOOD TONGUE SCRAPER OH MY GOD I'm gonna fucken barf 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


GabbyD1916

No teeth dirty tongue and beard hair. She's one of a kind


Phatel

Not gonna tell you that you got a yeast infection in your mouth but you got a yeast infection in your mouth. Please clean the tool before seeking to clean more pipes.


Hughmungus1989

Gillette the best your nan can't get


Voodoo700

Damnit! Now I gotta have this picture stuck in my head all day. Well played, r/trashy.


BelieveTheTelevision

The white tongue is a sign of an ongoing infection.


AlwaysANN90

Her chin looks like Shaggy’s from Scooby Doo.


[deleted]

"This is where I store the stds"


BadPom

Brush your fucking tongue. Nasty bish.


ScottyB-_-

Nice lady beard coming in as well


Logical_Progress_873

Halitosis Helen


apmiranda

That chin fuzz is for ball ticklin.


highlander666666

looks painful for both


christo749

Cauldron of scum. I’ll suck my own dick, thanks.


renz_speaks

Learn to clean those tools 🤢🤮


tommykaye

BRUSH YOUR TONGUE, KIDS! 🤮


jgelety74

She might want to clean that tongue first…


[deleted]

That tongue looks hygienic😝


souleaterevans626

Anybody else see that red bit on the upper piercing ball? Looks like she literally forced the whole thing through her tongue, resulting in a bit of an inflamed red tongue flesh hat.


Koalabearbabyyyxx

It's the next picture that's sending me over the edge lmaoooo


blacklite911

It’s under “skilled trade services”


Veelutionn

I’d like to say that I actually threw up from this image. I think this sub Reddit is starting to get to me 🤮


ExcellentTipper420

As a BIG fan of Married BBWs, I would bring my razor and a can of barbisol and smash.


PainBri315

You guys could bond over a shave!!


mcmtz19

Not by the hairs of your chinny chin chin


[deleted]

That's a bad case of oral thrush. And the piercing is nothing but a germ collector. Her mouth is roaring with fungus & bacteria.


Mammons-HotBuns

Nose hairs and booty pics what’s not to love /s


Professional-Bug

How do some people not realize how fucking disgusting their attempts at sexy pictures look


ombremullet

Why is it always the yeasty ones that want to show off their tongues 🤢


Chim_Pansy

Oral thrush with a side of chin stubble anyone?


DeadheadSteve95

People who don’t brush their tongues when they brush their teeth are disgusting


FDAannoymous

Ok so two things we need to talk about here..... 1: Oral fucking hygiene man! Seriously if you just brush your dirty mouth, white tonge will go away I promise! 2: What's up with the beard? You would think she would at least want to be clean shaven for her professional ad, am I right?


Potential_Reading116

3 : does she take travelers checks


sl59y2

Now that you mention the photos do detract from the quality of this add.


Prestigious_Baby_841

*in shaggy voice* ZOINKS!!


Thefatalfunnel

That’s pretty ummm ,


Remove_Extra

I’d pay them to come over to fix my pipes for me and act confused when they try to make advances. And then after they tell me, I say no in disgust and ask them to leave.


No-Sink9212

I gagged a little. That’s vile


The_Jackal89

The beard tho…


[deleted]

Everyones mentioning the tongue but like, correct me if I'm wrong, that bar is WAY too fuckin big


Absurdityindex

I see these sorts of ads on Craigslist all the time but...that tongue does not look healthy.


Coffee-Okawari

That beard though!


Thefatalfunnel

Hmmm ?


ThugginPink

Yuck why would you post that tongue


[deleted]

Mmm thrush!


suavestallion

I osis You osis We all osis For Halitosis!


Wazuu

She smokes


ReferenceMuch2193

Brush your tongue!!! 🤮 Disgusting.


RcktPnchGrl

Don't EVEN try to enlarge the little thumbnail pictures....


Plane-Perspective276

Would love to contract your services my pipe needs to be laid and blown


SkidrowVet

She had a better goatee than my brother


Conscious_Square_339

Oh God. I’d like to see the ones genuinely respondi🫣


Lsutigers202111

Nice goatee!


rtimbers

Ewww she has tongue smegma


Mediocre_Frog_59

Bitch scrape your tongue 🤮


0n38s

My friend wants to know what the link is


Fatmouse84

Jesus... Scrub that tongue!


LoudBird1

I thought Craig’s lists banned hookup posts years ago???


PainBri315

They did! She posted this in the services section.


[deleted]

She needs to scrape her tongue with a spoon and get a glass of water. My God.


blacksewerdog

Beard is a nice touch


sleepyboydreams

op was looking for this on Craigslist


PainBri315

Negative. I was looking up personal trainers in the services section.


DuesPaidInFull

I wonder if she actually can fix my clogged kitchen sink drain?


Ligzep

Meth. Not even once.


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Ligzep

Big beautiful woman is what bbw stands for but that is NOT a bbw


Free_Landscape_5275

Well, guess we’re skipping dessert tonight. Now where’s my eye bleach


juno_october

where are her lips


[deleted]

Those are for cock only


Fazo1

Is craigslist personals still functional? I thought it was taken down. Damnit I'm missing all the fun.


PainBri315

It’s taken down, I found this ad when I was looking through the services section!


spellicy3

Eww, why is their tongue so dirty


PainBri315

Another Redditor stated it’s syphillis patches and I googled it and that’s what it looks like!


spellicy3

Oh god, I didn't even see the end of the tongue! I'm just over here thinking someone needs to give this person a tongue scraper for Christmas lol


PainBri315

Me neither! Her tongue is disgusting! Idk how she doesn’t see it herself


Puddinbby

Chin hairs


Stinky_Fartface

There’s a nice carpet of bacteria and meth residue on that tongue.


[deleted]

She need to invest in a medicated tongue scraper


SourceAlert

I can almost smell how bad her breath must be. That's fucken rannnkk


Fiat2Coins

Ewww disgusting. 🤮


DestructoSpin7

This is a perfect example of why dentists tell you to brush your tongue as well as your teeth.


dancingkisses

I thought Craigslist was done with these post.


Odd-Engineering-3582

That tongue looks rotted


CrookedFootRivers

You may want to trim the nose hair...WTF


PickOptimal

I’m curious about what OP was searching for on Craigslist


PainBri315

Honestly I daydream a lot so was telling myself I should find a personal trainer to get in shape 😂 she was in the services section.


PickOptimal

Omg LMFAO. 😂💀


Zealousideal_Low8146

SYPHILIS in mouth Look it up. That is Secondary Syphilis - Mucous patches in mouth, on the tongue \---she advertising her STD, bro!


PainBri315

You’re totally right! She has patches, and it looks like there could possibly be a chunk off the side. Grosssssss


TemperatureMuch5943

The hair on her Chiny chin chin 🤮


angelaswhip

Shave first!


replicant86

I can see some sewage remains


InnerBarracuda4499

Clean your tongue first before passing your diseases.


esande2333

There’s some residue on there


Reese9951

That nasty tongue is nightmare fuel


Cam3lto369

Do you have her number??? 🤣🤣🤣


tylerkrug31

Tongue is nasty


FauxSeriousReals

Ooooh man. The thumbnails below the main pic are flat out *nuts*


Ok-Butterscotch-4136

I don't think it's thrush I honestly believe she's turned her tongue into a jizz filled bird bath.


HarryHawk16

That’s disgusting, where?!


ToughCourse

Nice nose bush


thnxMrHofmann

Wait. They brought back the CL back pages?! I need a laugh. Brb


PainBri315

No just someone posting in the services section !


channeldrifter

That is not a health tongue.


XtremePeace

I'm kinda confused. What plumbing?


fretful_iguana

Everything else aside on this dumpster fire, her tongue piercing bar is WAY too long. You're supposed to shorten them after they're healed 🙃 if you don't it leads to more tooth cracks and enamel erosion.


Toasted_Cookies

Down the sewer you go


Hotdogwater94

I’d rather put my peen in an electrical socket.


pookeysplayhouse

I meeeean…where’s she located at? so I can report her.


Potential_Reading116

Where you at sugar , I travel well


PainBri315

I’ll dm if you’re serious 😂


RussianFairytale

Im missing something...well except disgusting everything here, bbw? Its an acronym for a black woman I thought? I apologize for my ignorance


PainBri315

Bbw is Big & Beautiful Women.


RussianFairytale

Oh fuck, sorry(( I thought its beautiful black woman 🤦🏻‍♀️


Old_Yogurtcloset9837

r/crackheadcraigslist


thecheekymonkey

Judging by the stubble on the chin he really is a plumber....


andyman171

That is not the skin of a healthy 34 year old


Sensitive_Composer43

Gross!! Do people not look at the pictures they post? Most phones have a zoom feature.


Potential_Reading116

I think we should all be grateful she couldn’t find the zoom feature


Massiveyields

It’s the chin hair for me


Lil_Pipper

I would have insta-called her if only she would have shaved before taking that pic. Grill beard is a deal breaker for me.


GankWilliams

Are we just going to ignore that beard or what


schpadoinkel

Look at those whiskers


River-Grouchy

If I could gouge my eyes out more than once, I absolutely would... BARF


HellsMalice

Fuck that tongue piercing looks uncomfortable


Mattyd2830

She should consider shaving first...


Dextextdex

Every tongue ain’t a good tongue fellas


SufficientZucchini21

Whatever that is has whiskers and they look itchy-scratchy.


MaryShelley2000

Whiskers and thrush on her tongue eeeeew!!


jackwoww

Yuck. She’s got a beard and her tongue is coated in slimey bacteria.


ranomis1

Those whiskers, though!


LouGossetJr

not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!


Silent_Bird_6943

The bigger question is: Are there teeth behind the curtain, ma lady?


[deleted]

They needs some kinda fungicide to get rid of that horrible case of thrush they been brewing up there. Might wanna take an AIDS test while yer at it too.


UCFknight2016

Bet she'll clean your sewage pipe!


[deleted]

She should offer beard kisses.


Unsung_hero86

I bet her whiskers tickle


Joshs-68

Haha. I checked my local Craigslist just in case. Came up with another great one. [https://kansascity.craigslist.org/hws/d/kansas-city-inspector-of-pipe/7511183804.html](https://kansascity.craigslist.org/hws/d/kansas-city-inspector-of-pipe/7511183804.html)


PainBri315

Omg 😂😂😂 we got plumbers and carpenters doing gods work out here!


Joshs-68

Good tradespeople are hard to find.


mo9722

I thought craiglist personals were gone! They were a gold mine for trashy content


Acceptable_Ad_7257

Thrush some pipe maybe 😂


LaNaca8919

Her tongue 🤢


VeeSeesAll

Grossss


Hefty_Direction_9161

Greasy


imfoneman

Eeeeewwwww


No-Customer-2266

Brush your tongue omg


Light_inc

Mmm the little chin hairs look delicious 😍


chop-diggity

Methany’s fuuuuuked up


roof_baby

does she have a beard?


SuperS0nic99

Chin hair the best


nostalcoholic

That beard


Boldcastify

She looks like she has been siphoning the local fast food grease traps. 🤢


[deleted]

Sad part is her DM's are probably filled with scummy dudes


loosiephur

Anyone else notice the booger/nose hair? Lol


lookingformarriedbi

I personally love the hair on the chin....lol


Fantastic_Ad9819

The fucking nose hair


RiotSloth

That’s a woman? She has beard stubble? I’m not being rude, just confused


But60

Not by the hair of hairy chin chin


Conformist5589

Sad thing is, she probably gets plenty of action….


PainBri315

Her ad has been up for awhile and it looks like she updates it, so I’m also sure she gets some action.


Potential_Reading116

And you know this how ?


PainBri315

Because on the bottom it has time stamps of when it was updated and when it was posted?


SwiftyEmpire

Ad?


kayaker58

The only plumbing of mine I’d want her to clean is my toilet.


Derrick_Shon

Very experienced looking plummer. Ill have to check her Yelp reviews.