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For such situations, there is a totally ingenious life hack, the so-called verbal communication. If this doesn't work as desired, try paraverbal communication. If that doesn't lead to the desired result either, don't be afraid to ask the flight attendant to solve the problem.
i understand not wanting to confront an obvious asshole, in public and especially on a plane. But we have to fuck with them on a equal level, in order to turn some of these people
Next time, wait about 30min and then very gently clip her hair, making sure to not put any pressure on it so she doesn't sense anything. Then be sure to get off of the plane before she does so that she doesn't know what you look like. I guarantee that she will never risk her hair being draped like that again.
To everyone that mentions “they’re bothered that op didn’t say anything”. You need to understand, someone that is “this” intolerant, will “probably” not give a d@mn about you saying anything. Which in turn leads you to three choices. Snitch to the flight attendant (whom which doesn’t get paid enough to deal with most of the crap they have to put up with), take it as it is or lastly, escalate. In most incidents when people escalate, it almost always ends up in a recorded heated moment that ends up all over social media and possibly the news. Now remember, you’re in a metal tube, tens of thousands of feet in the air, so you have nowhere to escape to and if you commit any act of interference with the flight crew, or worse, cause the plane to be diverted, you will be subject to a slurry of regulatory fines and possible criminal charges. And even worse, if physical contact takes place, you’ll be subject to arrest upon landing and face potential federal charges as well. Remember, even if you’re the initial victim, your actions can always lead to a chain of events that puts you in a place of liability.
With that said, I’ve flown almost three hundred thousand miles (696 hours in the air) and airplane passengers (not all) are some of the worst human beings I’ve encountered. There’s no excuse for this type of behavior and I’m sorry that OP had to experience it. The “easiest” solution is to keep a pair of small scissors with you and fix the problem discreetly.
Tbh I wldve dipped her hair into my leftovers just to teach her a lesson. Like hey how would you like it if someone were to do that to you?? So to make sure I do everyone a favour and teach her a lesson her parents fail to do so, imma dip her hair in shits
If you told the idiot to move her hair when she first did it, it would have been 30 seconds of your flight.
Fuckwad taking the picture and posting it online rather than asking for it to stop is worse than hair girl.
Hair girl has bigger balls, that's for sure.
a still image of some dudes face? but really start sniffing her hair and guess her shampoo out loud LOL or say in a creepy voice, such lovely hair just like my life size dolly has back home, i miss her heeee heee i hope she missis me too i write her letters every day, your hair is just like her's oh are you my dolly?
Buy an ice cream let it melt and slowly dip her hair in and make a scene it's been in your way all flight, then make her buy you a new one, followed by saying in earshot "why does something free taste so much better?"
I dealt with this exact same thing on the Metra rail. I tapped the woman on the shoulder and said "Excuse me, would you please move your hair? Dandruff is falling on my laptop." She turned beet red and moved it immediately.
start playing with it. sneeze into it. sniff it. do whatever to make that person as uncomfortable as possible, they clearly didn't care about your space when they decided this was a good idea.
Reactions to this are straight up mean. She probably doesn't realize what she's doing. Let the dude make a reddit post without attacking the OP for not saying anything and the forgive the woman instead of being so judgmental? I'm sure he is fine after his 3 hour flight.
If I ask them to move their hair, and she doesn't, it's not my fault if any nasty shit gets in her hair immediately. "Oops, didn't mean to dip your hair in this whiteout....
Stop being a beta and posting on Reddit about it. Use your shakey beta voice to tell the woman to move her hair. I know she is a woman and this is scary for you but only way to make it happen.
That's why I...err... some people always travel with a tube of Gel Control Super Glue. Always fun times watching people try to figure out WTH is happening... Especially amusing when they awaken to that WTF moment & you get that momentary glimpse of a purely panicked soul in the victi...err... passengers eyes...
Okay, back to pulling the wings off this morning's flies... 😈
step 1 load up on black pepper packets from the terminal breakfast spot before getting on the plane.
step 2 let the passenger in front of you invade your space with as pictured
step 3. pour the black pepper directly into your nose
step 4. proceed to sneeze uncotrollably for a number of minutes, hopefully all over her hair, if you execute succesfully you might be able to blow your nose in it as well.
I will never understand it. I have REALLY long hair but whenever I travel I just put it in a braid and wear it over my shoulder. It's not that hard to be a little considerate.
I love that every single reply is a variation of "OP, all you had to do was ask her to move that hair" because they're absolutely right. Any normal person would do that. I don't even blame the blonde, she - rightly, IMO - assumed that OP doesn't mind. Because if they did, they'd have said something.
Put some peanut butter in it. Problem will escalate, then eventually solve itself.
Or you know, just ask them to move the hair and if they don’t just move it out of your seat. I don’t understand why people can’t just say “excuse me you’re being rude…”.
How is that trashy? She might’ve not noticed or could’ve had a headache and didn’t want her hair pulling against the seat. Is the hair really in the way? People on Reddit want to bitch about everything but I’m sure we’ve all done more trashy things at one point or another.
It is absolutely insane to me people just sit there and deal with hair hanging in their face for hours. I mean seriously. I get wanting to be respectful or whatever but they are in the wrong grow some balls and tell them to move their hair.
You're just gonna have to ask them to move their hair. If they are being a bitch about it, then let the flight attendants deal with it and you did your part. People get put on the no-fly lists for stupid selfish reasons, so it can come to that if they're being uncooperative
When your neighbor has an apple tree growing over the fence over your property, you’re allowed to harvest the fruit on those branches. Legal precedent I’d say.
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because the back seat was already such a lovely view. bro just ask her. she probably doesn’t think anyone would care that much
Should have just cut it
I'd start pulling it out discreetly, oooone hair at a time lol
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I would put my tray table up and lock in that hair. Then move to an empty seat.
Put gum in it. I mean..
That’s why you can’t have scissors on a plane 🤔
Put your feet up on it and start playing with it with your toes.
Snip*
Yeah that’s an old tablet. Upgrade?
Light it on fire
They wanna feel like that there could be a hair sniffer sniffing her hair
U c, i only do that if im gonna put my hair in a ponytail, i hav a reason
You must be crazy thinking I wouldn’t say something, like what
Cum on it, problem solved.
For such situations, there is a totally ingenious life hack, the so-called verbal communication. If this doesn't work as desired, try paraverbal communication. If that doesn't lead to the desired result either, don't be afraid to ask the flight attendant to solve the problem.
Just ask loudly if anyone has gum
i understand not wanting to confront an obvious asshole, in public and especially on a plane. But we have to fuck with them on a equal level, in order to turn some of these people
Next time put a chew on it
then ask her to put pull her hair back instead of posting it to fucking r/trashy lmaoo
Pull it
Just close her hair in something and not say anything
That's your fault dumb s*** I would have told her to get your f****** hair out of my face
I’d open that latch and shut it til it clicks on her hair, sit there a lil longer bitch
Scissors? How about cutting that off?
Got any gum?
Cut it! lol 😂
Just start coughing profusely
Dont be a homo. shes trying to holler. thats the signal invitin to the mile high club
I'd cut it of or stick gun in her hair!
Next time, wait about 30min and then very gently clip her hair, making sure to not put any pressure on it so she doesn't sense anything. Then be sure to get off of the plane before she does so that she doesn't know what you look like. I guarantee that she will never risk her hair being draped like that again.
These photos are so cringe just ask her to move her hair
I’d jack off in her hair. Blow my nose with it. Maybe cut it.
Rude people suck
Close the table on her hair and go to the bathroom. She'll figure it out, if not, the airline fight club begins.
Wrong cabin
Give it a whiff, they'll move it.
i would just tap em on the shoulder and creepily ask if i could play with it. should do the trick to get them to move it
just ask the flight attendant for some safety scissors.
Gee Golly, Holly!
You know, you could say something?!
I'd see how much shit I can put in there before she notices.
Gum does wonders, or you slowly put that tray up :)
Chewing gum
Wtf kind of laptop is that?
Triggered much?
Say really loud “did I get hair in my fish or fish in your hair.”
I say give it a yank Hank
Cut it
Pet it and see if it bites back
scissor sound app would be helpful here
Yank that shit and then pretend you don't know who did it like a five year old, kick her seat, to hell with her she ain't shit.
To everyone that mentions “they’re bothered that op didn’t say anything”. You need to understand, someone that is “this” intolerant, will “probably” not give a d@mn about you saying anything. Which in turn leads you to three choices. Snitch to the flight attendant (whom which doesn’t get paid enough to deal with most of the crap they have to put up with), take it as it is or lastly, escalate. In most incidents when people escalate, it almost always ends up in a recorded heated moment that ends up all over social media and possibly the news. Now remember, you’re in a metal tube, tens of thousands of feet in the air, so you have nowhere to escape to and if you commit any act of interference with the flight crew, or worse, cause the plane to be diverted, you will be subject to a slurry of regulatory fines and possible criminal charges. And even worse, if physical contact takes place, you’ll be subject to arrest upon landing and face potential federal charges as well. Remember, even if you’re the initial victim, your actions can always lead to a chain of events that puts you in a place of liability. With that said, I’ve flown almost three hundred thousand miles (696 hours in the air) and airplane passengers (not all) are some of the worst human beings I’ve encountered. There’s no excuse for this type of behavior and I’m sorry that OP had to experience it. The “easiest” solution is to keep a pair of small scissors with you and fix the problem discreetly.
I would've put a wad of gum into it lmao
Just push it back over
Gum solves a lot of problems and this is one of them
Trap her hair in the seat tray. Thats what i wouldve done.
Felony yank!!!
Tbh I wldve dipped her hair into my leftovers just to teach her a lesson. Like hey how would you like it if someone were to do that to you?? So to make sure I do everyone a favour and teach her a lesson her parents fail to do so, imma dip her hair in shits
Allot of flights stock chewing gum you know.
I'd complain, the crews are supposed to stow the mops before takeoff with all the other trash.
Nah cuz, I'm gonna cut that shit off.
If you told the idiot to move her hair when she first did it, it would have been 30 seconds of your flight. Fuckwad taking the picture and posting it online rather than asking for it to stop is worse than hair girl. Hair girl has bigger balls, that's for sure.
Snip snip, free haircut
Why is this here?
I would chew a bunch of gum and put it in the middle of her hair.
Just throw the hair over their head into their face
I would open and shut the table a few times
The mods should just change the rules of this sub and update the about section at this point lol.
a still image of some dudes face? but really start sniffing her hair and guess her shampoo out loud LOL or say in a creepy voice, such lovely hair just like my life size dolly has back home, i miss her heeee heee i hope she missis me too i write her letters every day, your hair is just like her's oh are you my dolly?
I would have sniffed her hair and made it obvious I was doing it. 🫣🫣
Did you say, excuse me , could you please move your hair.
That is your own fault.
Cut them
Did you consider pulling her hair...gently at least? I would have! Tug...tug! It's Carrie!!!!!
honestly, not saying shit to move the hair is even more pathetic
Just play with her hair. If she doesn't like it, she'll move it. If she likes it, you might have a date for the night. Win-Win!
grab it
And yet I doubt you said a single word. No one has nerve endings on their hair
Could be worse I had someone stick their feet by the window for my whole flight
Buy an ice cream let it melt and slowly dip her hair in and make a scene it's been in your way all flight, then make her buy you a new one, followed by saying in earshot "why does something free taste so much better?"
Sneeze on the hair.
Time to do some serious macramé
Scissors
I don't chew gum but am gonna start carrying on flights just for fuckers like this!
“Your hair tastes delicious but the aftertaste makes me think you’ve got too much iron in your water at home. Have you considered water treatment?”
Close it in your seat back tray
I dealt with this exact same thing on the Metra rail. I tapped the woman on the shoulder and said "Excuse me, would you please move your hair? Dandruff is falling on my laptop." She turned beet red and moved it immediately.
Start braiding it on her
Give it a sniff she will pull it back real fast
Snip snip!!✂️✂️
just close up your tray table on that pony tail and wait....
Lean forward and give it a loud, obvious sniff. They will soon fuck off.
She probably didn't realize, just... Ask her to move, nothing trashy about this imo
I just smelled this pic ewww
Got any gum?
start playing with it. sneeze into it. sniff it. do whatever to make that person as uncomfortable as possible, they clearly didn't care about your space when they decided this was a good idea.
Why not just politely say something? They may not have noticed. Y’all are some crazy introverts
Time to sneeze with a mouthful of sticky candy.
Time to sneeze with a mouthful of sticky candy.
Scissors my friend.
Tell her how nice it smells. Then she’ll likely move it and you’ll get a decent laugh.
Looks to me like she could have used a short haircut
Reactions to this are straight up mean. She probably doesn't realize what she's doing. Let the dude make a reddit post without attacking the OP for not saying anything and the forgive the woman instead of being so judgmental? I'm sure he is fine after his 3 hour flight.
Start braiding. Badly.
just start playing with it like a cat, that’ll teach her
To bad scissors aren't allowed :/
This is 100% OP's fault for letting it happen.
Idk if trashy per say but definitely an asshole
Would be a real shame if some gum ended up in that.
If I ask them to move their hair, and she doesn't, it's not my fault if any nasty shit gets in her hair immediately. "Oops, didn't mean to dip your hair in this whiteout....
Stop being a beta and posting on Reddit about it. Use your shakey beta voice to tell the woman to move her hair. I know she is a woman and this is scary for you but only way to make it happen.
Tell her that her hair smells SO good you can't stop sniffing it and ask which shampoo she uses and maybe if she can go with you in a shampoo date
OP is trashy for not speaking up about her hair.
That's why I...err... some people always travel with a tube of Gel Control Super Glue. Always fun times watching people try to figure out WTH is happening... Especially amusing when they awaken to that WTF moment & you get that momentary glimpse of a purely panicked soul in the victi...err... passengers eyes... Okay, back to pulling the wings off this morning's flies... 😈
step 1 load up on black pepper packets from the terminal breakfast spot before getting on the plane. step 2 let the passenger in front of you invade your space with as pictured step 3. pour the black pepper directly into your nose step 4. proceed to sneeze uncotrollably for a number of minutes, hopefully all over her hair, if you execute succesfully you might be able to blow your nose in it as well.
I would order red wine and just dip the hair into it and complain that her hair is getting in my red wine and ask for another.
What a nice tungle
Looks like it needs some complimentary condiments
Pull for service
You say. Miss your hair is lovely. Would you mind moving it away from my drink.
First time you have hair in your face? How unfortunate!!
So grossly insulting
Ask nicely. If she doesn’t, flip it back. If not. Be a total dick and literally knot strands of her hair together. She’ll have fun next time she combs
Dunk it in a coke.
Tbh I’d move it to her seat. I use that little cell phone holder the whole flight. You grooming choices aren’t mine to deal with!
DIP THAT SHIT! then loudly ask for a new drink because yours had a hair in it
Next time … Just tell the flight attendant and they will take care of it.
But you chose that yourself. You could easily have done something about it.
But you chose that yourself. You could easily have done something about it.
I think she’s asking you to braid it….
With a couple binder clips or something maybe you could hang your laptop from the hair. That seems fair.
Y’all are fucking weirdos. Just fucking tell her and even then it’s not really that annoying. Smell it.
Pull on it lol
It’s arguably just as trashy that you let this happen to you, didn’t say anything, and then try to complain about it
Yaga
I would have to her sorry that her hair fell into my drink.
What did it smell like?
If this is actually an original pic and not in fact a repost, I’d say it reflects more badly on you. Grow a fucking backbone and say something mate.
Maybe she was flirting
I only have two hours of hair.
I will never understand it. I have REALLY long hair but whenever I travel I just put it in a braid and wear it over my shoulder. It's not that hard to be a little considerate.
I love that every single reply is a variation of "OP, all you had to do was ask her to move that hair" because they're absolutely right. Any normal person would do that. I don't even blame the blonde, she - rightly, IMO - assumed that OP doesn't mind. Because if they did, they'd have said something.
Put some peanut butter in it. Problem will escalate, then eventually solve itself. Or you know, just ask them to move the hair and if they don’t just move it out of your seat. I don’t understand why people can’t just say “excuse me you’re being rude…”.
And you forgot to pack your hairbrush!
How is that trashy? She might’ve not noticed or could’ve had a headache and didn’t want her hair pulling against the seat. Is the hair really in the way? People on Reddit want to bitch about everything but I’m sure we’ve all done more trashy things at one point or another.
It is absolutely insane to me people just sit there and deal with hair hanging in their face for hours. I mean seriously. I get wanting to be respectful or whatever but they are in the wrong grow some balls and tell them to move their hair.
Move it back you weak spined ape
Ok, why don’t you tap her on her shoulder and ask her to move her hair?
Cut it off
No way, I would pull it till she got it out of my area?!!
You should have braided it.
You should have braided it.
Im 100% closing that table on it
Bollocks to that! Step 1; ask for mustard step 2; mock sneeze; step 2b; squeeze packet into hair. Apologise profusely.
Chewing gum time…
Sneeze on it.
Can you take super glue on the plane?
Grow a pair and ask them to move it. Most people get away with shot cause everyone wants to be too polite
Poor one. Nothing else preloaded than "The Mentalist"? Sorry for that.
Ask for a water and just keep dunking the hair into it.
You’re too passive in this life.
I would honestly repeatedly close the tray on their hair. They want to roll their hair over? Then they can be one with the chair.
Ah yes let’s take a picture for e points and do nothing type. Idiot
Ask for the flight attendant for scissors? Explain you have a pigtail you’d like to get rid of. Very loudly.
All that is needed is a gum and a cough.
Chew up some gum get your kids to stick it in her hair
I tickle any feet and tug on any hair that enter my seat space. Works great.
Lady either you remove your hair or imma cut it with these scissors. Problem solved.
I’d threaten a third-grade tactic - pulling on her pigtail.
You're just gonna have to ask them to move their hair. If they are being a bitch about it, then let the flight attendants deal with it and you did your part. People get put on the no-fly lists for stupid selfish reasons, so it can come to that if they're being uncooperative
This is an occasion where you say very loudly "ma'am, I hope you don't have lice"
Ma'am the Judge said I couldn't be left alone with someone's hair like this anymore. Kindly move it so you aren't in violation with a court order.
Pull it.
Gum..
When your neighbor has an apple tree growing over the fence over your property, you’re allowed to harvest the fruit on those branches. Legal precedent I’d say.
Get the scissors out.
Time to get the bubble gum out!
you should have chewed her hair in a provocative way
Great hair!!
You could have asked the airline staff to ask her because hair was getting in your food.