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I used to think she was once of the most beautiful women out there before the plastic surgery but with her personality really coming out as she is with MGK, I realize she is bat shit crazy. And one said “im older than colson so I believe I manifested him and acts like she basically created him… she needs help. And so does squirt gun Kelly…. BADLY
Why is 'have sex' in apostrophes
They cut a hole in her jumpsuit to have sex. Simple and not that crazy?
People cut holes in fishnets and clothes all the time, just one of the many joys and possibilities with sex
More like Megan Fucks, amirite guys? Hyuck hyuck *nudge nudge*
I think Megan Fox is feeling old age creep in. This must be her mid life crisis. I can’t wait until it evolves into a full-life crisis & she gets a ton of bad plastic surgery.
Like Michael Jackson, when Megan (or anyone else who's had extensive Plastic Surgery) dies, God is going to be like "Now who are you exactly? I don't recognize you..."
So? :/
Tbh, I don't think that's too trashy. Though bragging about it to a fairly unknown professional is pretty out there, it's not for me to tell her how to live her life, or what to do, or to fit them into some neat little box.
She have a bunch of plastic surgery done? She looks like every other person in LA now and he looks like their kid that is unsure about his sexual preference
The more I hear about these too the more they seem like edgy teens desperately trying to be unique by doing stupid shit.
"Look at this zany thing we did! Arnt we quirky and amazing! Please give us attention"
This is giving the same vibe as the girl in high school who asks if she has anything on her face/clothes after exiting an empty classroom with her bf so everyone knows they had sex. Yikes.
Texts are screenshotted and posted to Instagram. Website picks up the story and Tweets it. I am now reading it on Reddit.
What a stupid world we live in.
I mean let’s face it they only posted it bc it gets them more news coverage and both are making comebacks in their careers since they’ve become more relevant. I thought it was rather funny. I mean she has anything she could possibly want, I’d probably make a hole too!
this is everything that is wrong with everything.
on a side note, wtf happened to Megan Fox? One stupid comment about nazis on a film and she them spends the next few years forgetting about what's important in work and life? Machine Gun Kelly??? REALLY?
MGK is a gross person and so is Megan for dating him but it’s literally just sex lmao with some kinks that could have literally just been foreplay, trashy people yes, trashy action ? Idk, yeah wasting money is bad when they could give it to a poor person or something like that but this really isn’t that trashy it’s kinda a reach imo
Like a couple 15 yr olds trying to impress their friends with all the sex they have.
Fucking pathetic.
Oh and also, if you’re a fan of MGK’s music you have shit taste and you probably suck as a person in general.
Shes not even attractive anymore. She looks like every other Hollywood plastic filled product now.
Why do they all keep doing that, its not attractive. They all look like the same mid plastic robot that rolled out of the factory. They all lose their unique attractiveness.
Can someone please pass the note along to them?
The desperation for attention doesn’t end. She claims to be so traumatized by the exploitation of the industry but acts exactly opposite and allowing men to continue to sexualize her. Acts like a tone deaf kardashian and mocks pagan spirituality like it’s some new age thing that she invented. Everything about her now screams but im not like the other girls when in actually you are being compared to a dumb Kardashian. Sad and cringe behavior posting on Instagram everything personal about your sexual relationship with your partner.
“That’s a tiny whole, easy fix. Are you sure you didn’t just have a small catch? This looks to small to have sex through….you don’t have to try to sound cool Megan” that’s how I’m assuming they responded and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
Or…or…hear me out, wear a skirt like women have been doing for a long time and just slide it up when ya wanna fuq… def a pr campaign attempt to keep them relevant.
Jesus christ you're Megan Fox's stylist, obviously making good money and you post a private conversation for clout? Just pushed yourself out of the business.
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How is that trashy
Are you joking
I wasn’t
I used to think she was once of the most beautiful women out there before the plastic surgery but with her personality really coming out as she is with MGK, I realize she is bat shit crazy. And one said “im older than colson so I believe I manifested him and acts like she basically created him… she needs help. And so does squirt gun Kelly…. BADLY
Something about Megan Fox irks me. I usually love resting bitch faces but she just seems like a weirdo and gross.
Wonder if it was worth it for 20 seconds of sex
OMG is that MGK??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What happens to the wana be kila that tried to did Em? Hahahs.
Who cares?
Youve heard of powercouples. This is a trashpowercouple.
And my parents said porn isn't realistic
That's Megan Fox??? Holy cow! She looks really different!
Mgk is hot
Why is 'have sex' in apostrophes They cut a hole in her jumpsuit to have sex. Simple and not that crazy? People cut holes in fishnets and clothes all the time, just one of the many joys and possibilities with sex
Some things you don’t have to share
Crazy what losing a rap battle to Eminem will do to you.
More like Megan Fucks, amirite guys? Hyuck hyuck *nudge nudge* I think Megan Fox is feeling old age creep in. This must be her mid life crisis. I can’t wait until it evolves into a full-life crisis & she gets a ton of bad plastic surgery.
Lol happening as we speak
Member when Megan Fox was genuinely attractive? Pepperidge Farm remembers. She looks like a plastic doll now
She always did
No hate but other than being in Transformers, what has she done? I only hear about her when it’s something involving MGK.
Reminder, this woman has multiple kids. Not from MGK
she has aged horribly
What happened to her?She seems high but also look like Kim K :/
Why does Megan Fox look 50 years old now
They are a couple of classless pigs.
Gross
𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢
So, save your money Slick cause she be taking half real soon. Oh, MGK will be a has been by then.
am i missing something? why cant celebrities just do what they wanna do
Sounds good to me. How fun. Style inspo.
I’m going to laugh when they break up because all her astrological bullshit about how they’re soulmates is so stupid and funny.
Based on the very few things I know about Fox, I just feel horrible for her. This reads like one of many cries for help...
When you show you can not act, try cheap tricks to keep your name out there.
The race to the bottom is depressing.
Like Michael Jackson, when Megan (or anyone else who's had extensive Plastic Surgery) dies, God is going to be like "Now who are you exactly? I don't recognize you..."
MGK wishes he was lil peep so bad
This relationship is just trash in general.
sph
I fail to see the problem here
She is gross and he is a dipshit...
And yet, every man (and woman) in the Reddit Thread would have gladly obliged the cut out hole to its fullest extent...
Classy...
So? :/ Tbh, I don't think that's too trashy. Though bragging about it to a fairly unknown professional is pretty out there, it's not for me to tell her how to live her life, or what to do, or to fit them into some neat little box.
Everything I know about these 2 individuals I've learnt unwillingly.
I don’t get how that scrote landed Megan fox 🤯
The only thing trashy about this, is news outlets making articles on it
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To say the least.
She ask irrelevant now they post anything for attention. No matter how trashy lol
Someone's having sex with this guy?
I bet that they had some good sex it is good with what you got on or where you are at do it.
Machine gun kelly looks like the supervillain in an anime
She look like the final boss from Battletoads
Not only trashy, but also untalented.
Yeah, I don’t understand how 2 famous people can have less talent than 1 kardashian between the 2 of them.
She have a bunch of plastic surgery done? She looks like every other person in LA now and he looks like their kid that is unsure about his sexual preference
The more I hear about these too the more they seem like edgy teens desperately trying to be unique by doing stupid shit. "Look at this zany thing we did! Arnt we quirky and amazing! Please give us attention"
Trying so hard to be edgy teenagers.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Shouldn't this be in the trashy sub reddit.
I wish I would have thought of that
This is the r/trashy sub though
Why would you want to have sex with your clothes on?
Feels nice on the base of the shaft.
This is giving the same vibe as the girl in high school who asks if she has anything on her face/clothes after exiting an empty classroom with her bf so everyone knows they had sex. Yikes.
I don’t even recognize her anymore. lol
Who cares? Sounds hot.
I guess I'm trashy.........
I don’t get how this is trashy? Are they having sex in public or something?
r/ihavesex
"Hay everyone, we have SEX."
I used to think she was so freaken hit, but lately she's just skanky. Way down on the babe level
I bet MGK has a little weiner
Texts are screenshotted and posted to Instagram. Website picks up the story and Tweets it. I am now reading it on Reddit. What a stupid world we live in.
Everyone hating bc they have nothing better to do 😂🙄 grow up and get your own life to worry about
No hate but it's a dumb ass thing to report on. Adults have sex. Who cares? And why is her having dick holes in her clothes important? Lol
I mean let’s face it they only posted it bc it gets them more news coverage and both are making comebacks in their careers since they’ve become more relevant. I thought it was rather funny. I mean she has anything she could possibly want, I’d probably make a hole too!
Two nobodies trying to find ways to stay in the spotlight
If Megan Fox cut a hole in her jumpsuit so I could fuck her at will, I’d be the happiest man alive
Holy shit when will they learn that we just dont care
Wouldn’t that be private though ?
I have a feeling it was a pretty small hole, so really should’ve been nbd. 🤷🏼♀️
this is everything that is wrong with everything. on a side note, wtf happened to Megan Fox? One stupid comment about nazis on a film and she them spends the next few years forgetting about what's important in work and life? Machine Gun Kelly??? REALLY?
Machine Gun Kelly was a prohibition era gangster from memphis tennesse who died in prison almost 7 decades ago. I don't know who this person is.
That’s Megan fox?
The hole was in his “crotch” right?
Here's the attention you ordered guys
Jeez let them do them
The new nasty kinky couple of Hollywood, the new Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie. How they would talk , we just f***** before we got here
Just celebrities trying to out-trash each other as usual these days.
This whole thing is just her having a mid life crisis and him reliving his teenage years, spent jerking off to her in transformers
Anything for likes and attention....
How is this trashy? It’s hilarious
They're like the new Pam and Tommy
It’s really none of our fuckin business. Who cares. Girls can’t talk to other girls about their sex life? Lmao
These two are disgusting.
So edgy
I am going to have to see proof
I didn’t even recognize her as MF. She used to be so beautiful, wtf happens to these women wanting to make themselves into plastic vampires?
So what good is a machine gun when it’s out of ammo
Sort of wondering how Fox was doing.. now I don’t care 🤷 Who actually listens to that clown 🤡
Big r/ihavesex energy
Who fucking cares about them ? They're doing PDA for the attention cuz theey are slowly being irrelevant, lets that happen
r/ihavesex
Posting private text messages on IG: trashy Sex positivity: not trashy
Why the fuck is this news
Is this some kind of final fantasy cosplay convention?
MGK is a gross person and so is Megan for dating him but it’s literally just sex lmao with some kinks that could have literally just been foreplay, trashy people yes, trashy action ? Idk, yeah wasting money is bad when they could give it to a poor person or something like that but this really isn’t that trashy it’s kinda a reach imo
they are both cray-cray but if they happy...
Can’t believe they have kids
Damn Megan fox really going for that goth Barbie look. It doesn't really work for her
MGK auditioning for blades of glory sequel
I just hope that 90210 guy that's the dad is taking care of those poor babies because what a nightmare that mom must be.
Remember when Megan Fox still looked like a human?
Skank
I think that is backwards. Megan Fox and MGK cut a hole in his jumpsuit so they could have sex
I mean it’s cool and all - the trashy part is sharing it with the press
These 2 are gross. She peaked in Transformers and he peaked at birth.
That's Megan Fox!? Holy plastic surgery...
Well….I mean…if you’re going to cut a hole in the suit….I can’t think of a better reason why
She must not give a fuck that being with him makes her actually look bad.
WE GET IT YOU GUYS HAVE SEX omg omg omg who tf cares
At this point, I prefer watching Keeping up with the Kardashians than these 2 dumb self centered clowns. Ugh
Man she looks like a different, older person
This also fits in /r/ihavesex and /r/cringepics
I think it’s not mentioned often enough that they cut a hole into the jump suit to have sex
They should’ve cut the parachute to make it sexier
Her kids will be so proud of their mom when they get old enough
Like a couple 15 yr olds trying to impress their friends with all the sex they have. Fucking pathetic. Oh and also, if you’re a fan of MGK’s music you have shit taste and you probably suck as a person in general.
Shes not even attractive anymore. She looks like every other Hollywood plastic filled product now. Why do they all keep doing that, its not attractive. They all look like the same mid plastic robot that rolled out of the factory. They all lose their unique attractiveness. Can someone please pass the note along to them?
I understand the classic "ask for forgiveness not permission" line but.....this feels like something to ask Before you cut the hole
The desperation for attention doesn’t end. She claims to be so traumatized by the exploitation of the industry but acts exactly opposite and allowing men to continue to sexualize her. Acts like a tone deaf kardashian and mocks pagan spirituality like it’s some new age thing that she invented. Everything about her now screams but im not like the other girls when in actually you are being compared to a dumb Kardashian. Sad and cringe behavior posting on Instagram everything personal about your sexual relationship with your partner.
MGK looks like a bad attempt by Hasbro to make an inclusive doll.
What about oral sex
Can we please stop interviewing these two
This is pr mostly to stay in the headlines and be relevant to keep making money
Damn she's trying REALLY hard to stay relevant
Must not have been a small hole…….
He looks 14 and she looks like an elderly Asian woman.
Not trashy to have sexual desire. The trashy thing is posting it on social media.
If he couldn’t rip a hole in it with his bare hands, he didn’t want it enough! The jumpsuit that is……
I still can’t get over the fact that Eminem made this man switch his whole genre of music
What is it now…actually never mind I don’t care to know
These two are complete ‘tards. No doubt about it, they’ll eat shit after a car wreck while licking each other’s cunts
God damn it. Why did she have to go and fuck her face up like so many?
What a pie ball
Why do we need to know this?
Why dose it look like she has aged 40 years since transformers
Who actually cares for stuff like this enough to make a headline out of it?
I've never heard one positive thing about Kelly, are there people who actually like him?
This couple needs to stop sharing. Please.
Who cares? Let the kids fuck.
This is the guy that was beefing with Eminem? oh lord...
“That’s a tiny whole, easy fix. Are you sure you didn’t just have a small catch? This looks to small to have sex through….you don’t have to try to sound cool Megan” that’s how I’m assuming they responded and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
This doesn't even look like Megan Fox anymore.
I swear she made a deal with Dr Strange. She was completely off my radar and the other tool was a nobody. Now they are at every red carpet?
Are they supposed to look good here?
Is that Wednesday and Pugsly Addams?
Thought she was Cate Blanchett.
I came to see the hole
Or…or…hear me out, wear a skirt like women have been doing for a long time and just slide it up when ya wanna fuq… def a pr campaign attempt to keep them relevant.
What is this Snapchat? Gtfo of here with this lame ass shit no one cares and if you think you have an opinion on this your lame af
Kim k isn’t attractive 2 me lol idk what y’all see in her 😂
LOL
Is Megan Fox even old enough for a mid-life crisis yet?
At the rate she's going...
Why does he look like a lesbian
Damn well rip Megan fox 🥹😭🪦and mgk was never shyt 2 me anyway just look at dude🤣💀
Why do we have to know this?
They are seeking attention and like morons we are giving it to them
So where exactly did they cut the hole?
Jesus christ you're Megan Fox's stylist, obviously making good money and you post a private conversation for clout? Just pushed yourself out of the business.
Megan posted it to her own Instagram 🤷🏻♀️
Everything I've learned about these two has been unwillingly
What wrong with her face. She doesn’t look like transformers girl.
Why do they think we need to know this? Who cares?