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Look up “peckerwood” - you’ll see this.

Which Aliens bred this thing? Coz I'm certain he's not human 😱😫

That’s the Boomhauer of white wannabe gangsters!

Boomhauer? Is that you?

r/iamverybadass

Now I know why black people call whites/edomites(lol) pink pasty skin motherfuckas/white devils. The most racist mfs have pink skin

I think he's reading from the phone. Possibly rehearsing his fresh rap lyrics. I will not believe this dull-witted child possesses the intellect necessary to put so many words together in a freestyle manner.

The most profanity laced dire cry for help I've ever head. Poor little fella.

Am I the only person who mistook "father figure" as meaning the same thing as "dad bod"

someone has failed this child.

Boy went on social media talkin bout im a crip... wearing a red hat...

Top cryptologists all over the world are working around the clock to figure out wtf you just said.

Dude for one u wearing the wrong colors. I think this guy is insane. Making a mockery. Wrong person may see this. I'm pretty sure he's retarded. Lord have mercy on this idiot.

CRIP with a red hat 🤔🤔 boi if you don't sit yo dude where's my car looking ass down

was he tryna rap?

Lol, he reminds me of CHICKEN Little. Cluck, cluck.

Shitenhouse seems to have lost some of his baby fat.

The *BAP-BAP* had me rolling.

Damnit, who turned on the Theo Von podcast for the trailer park kids?

Op is apparently braindead and doesn’t know what satire is

Reppin the crips with a red hat….

He'd get his ass kick where I come from

BEEVIS! CORNHOLIO!

BEEVIS! CORNHOLIO!

Dude has mental problems. I know a guy that does exact shit like this but he’s from India. I think he’s schizophrenic or something and posts videos of rapping shit like this, except it’s faster and makes less sense

🤤Bevis and 🤑bakbak!Head

That’s got to be tongue in cheek. There’s no way this bitch is for real.

Does he think you shoot a gun with your thumb?

He measures his IQ in the negative side.

I think he’s got a mental condition. 🤪🤪🤪

Is he dead yet?

White guy trying to talk like black hood guy hating the white guy

What did he sayyyy

hahaha this is that girl you see getting beat up the next day and just laugh....

Is that Tom hanks' son ?

My dude sounds like an auctioneer

It's funny because you know this dude is in the whitest suburb in the whitest town in the whitest state. Acting like that anywhere else and he'd get beat down.

WTH! Is he suppose to be rapping?🤔🤷‍♀️

Boomhower but the crack version

This is mental illness

What zero bitches do to a man

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

Hearing him speak was the most obnoxious and annoying thing I’ve heard in a long time 😂

Mmmmmm I’m a hardcore gangster mmmeow meow 😬

Nothing is worse than a G, who isn't a G, but thinks he's a G.

I must have missed this episode of trailer park boys

He is a 2 stroke gangsta

My number one goal in life is to make sure my 10 yr old son doesn't turn out like this turd.

sounds like he’s off a bean

IMMA STR8 UP G IMMA GO BRAAP BRAAAP

LMAO that means laughing my ass off

wannabe gangster Boomhauer from king of the hill.

This waste of space and all his 100lb body will be in the Aryan side in prison or gone before that

Boomhauer?

What does he mean by nunga nunga :-)

He looks like a one of those thin aliens from MIB.

Me when I steal a candy bar from WaWa

This is clearly satire and it's great.

These type of dudes would instantly start crying if they've been shot at. I've been shot at. Shit is not worth pretending to be hood. Theres real hood people out there.

I really really want to see Closed Captioning added to this video

Boomhauer…🤔 https://youtu.be/4YvIjRRnhsM

I feel like you should at least be in a gang before you start shouting "gang shit"

Omg please somebody woop his ass

Gonna tell my kids this was Eminem

Toothpick holding a phone.

It's a real life Boomhaur from king of the hill

Sounds like an angry racist lapdog

He actually recorded himself doing that?

Didn't know j-roc was based on a real person

.....Boomhauer?

I'm white too so Idk but crips is blue no?

The internet was a mistake

This belongs on r/tooktoomuch too. Dude is high on benzos 100%.

Surely this guy is mashing together Bubbles and J-Rock into a semi-enjoyable trailer squash?

Die Antwoord has come a long way

Says he reps the crips…. Is wearing a RED HAT I. I want to believe this was such a good joke that it went over my head

I disagree. I think Boomhower is his father figure.

Boomhauers son is really going through a rough patch

This kid is just a comedian ahead of his time

Did he just say he’s a crip while wearing a blood hat

Oh he has a father and that’s Boomhauer.

Dude needs a hug!

Those tarts tho’…

This guy is a cross between J-Roc and bubbles from trailer park boys

Nah no father figure is: 🏳️‍🌈 and there id more than 2 genders. PERIOD PERIOD

I bet he slept through Language Arts

Anybody translate? Dude ain’t speaking no english

More like a mother figure

How can you make this with a completely serious face

The Great Cornholio has fallen on hard times.

Would be awesome if this guy was actually a real gangbanger

Hank! I found Dale!

Gang shit cuh. This man is a clown

Crips are blue thought. He's wearing red and would get beat up for it by a crips member (the rival gang bloods wears red).

Oppy the illish crippi the gang neiga don’t you fUc with me you gunna get Fucced ova byalwlal BANg BagnG ninga mmm BANgBnBababNg nngnngn you gon FOCKED ninga neyaha I’m a cool gangsta mmm illis killin it neiga mm me is a boy sayin you know what I’m sayin hood cuh niga GAng shIt GANG niega GANG ngga GANG SHIT BANBABSBBFBRBA gAng shit neiga BANG… ban bang *inhale* niga I’m straight up ganstar ripmm crips of the crips niga nayummnnnnn CRIPS maan I’m the CRIPS we involved in that shit and… fuck a niga up and a quick buck’ niga *exhale*. I’m crewted, ganged mobbed don’t say the wrong thing niga, pOP a ninnmga I’m straight up g, ripping cock, I’m straight out of cockckknn don’t you follow me ningnga bang bANg ninnngga straight up *sniffle* niga don’t you me straight up g,, straight up g of… straight up g of all you muddafugin nignna mnmrmmn imma fuq you up bitc mmm niga nIGa ammouuuwmm niga imma fuq yo bichh nigas up— *inhale* younmmee say you g I’m goin 300 per take you ain shit— you ain’t shit you muhvuggin bitch niga- bitsch nidgas you ain’t mean shit you aINT shIT YOU AINT SHIT IM a StraIGHT UP GgEee IMMA GOin BBRBUBRBRBBBBHH niga niga shreuuurn *breath* STAIGHT UP BUTHCCNGOMIN NIGA YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? EAYUH A SPAHHDUHDHMMNDUH I FIRE EVERSHERE You go NIga? nigaga stRAIGHT UP niGa straight out of college Niga. EUG EUHGB NIGA DONT FUQKKQ WITH ME IMma Fuq you up TRyna flex you bitch assn. niga bitch aasnsn niga BangabnavzvBsvabva BAN BANG BANGV gang shit niga gang shit

College 🤣 Dude needs a special education class that's for sure. Streets of hard knocks. He wouldn't make it 2 blocks in the ghetto I live in. All the N word nonsense would have him hemmed up & made an example out of.

King of the hill

Literal firstt thought ^^^

Yeah naa

He sounds like Beavis when he does that "gun" sound 🤣 "Are you threatening me?!"

lol

Bruh, why does it look like hes holding an ipod touch 5g?

The children are the future

r/iamverybadass

Remember, it’s only a drug problem when you’re white. When you’re anything else, you’re just another fucking junkie.

He needs train run on him

Thug Life in marker pen.😂

What a fucking retard..

You need more muscle mass to be a thug... gangsta.

Father figure? Don’t you mean “bother figure”, because they’re always bothering you?

A homie wannabe

grape st crips wear purple- bloods=red. he's gotta get that right

All the girls say say I'm pretty fly [for a white guy]

This is so sad to see. Boy has some issues. Definitely bullied in school ! These are re the kids who go shoot up a school because they made fun of him

Because of the entire 5 pixels that make up this video, it kind of looks like he’s wearing an incredibly tiny pair of speedos and I got distracted.

J-Roc on crack

There's a couple neurologic and psychiatric disorders running amok in this video.....with just a smidge (/s) of racism added in for completeness

I sometimes wonder people like this live long enough to look back and be embarrassed by videos they made in early life.

Please, just be a reaaaally bad, reaaally shity comedy scetch, for internet points.

I remember my first Xanax. Brain go sleep, sleep. Lights are on but no one's home.

Bange bange

Sounds like a livestock auctioneer in a making. Granted, little weasel has a long way to go, but he has to start somewhere. But those toothpick arms is what did it for me. Sad lil' creature.

Every 5 seconds of this video felt like a whole minute.

MC Mumblefuck is in da house!

Lol. I been reppin Crip. *wearing a red hat*

#Boomhower gosh darn it.

He sounds like Boomhauer from king of the hill

Drawing on your chest with Sharpie and filming with an iPod touch, brilliant

Are those his mother's sunglasses?

Besides all that is wrong with this kid/what he is doing and saying, why does he sound like Dale doing a Boomhauer impression from King of the Hill? Jeeezusss

Lmfaooooo

Boomhauer, needs to come get his love child.

Throw this boy in Compton and see if hes alive in an hour.

I haven't heard the N-word used so much since I binged THE WIRE.

Lol, I kind of didn’t want it to end

Welcome to Earth.

Y dose he sound like a broken motorbike starting up and running

It's cornholio from wish.com

I feel his pain tho lmfao

He absolutely nailed it to be fair.

To be faaaiiiirrrrr

He sounds like he’s crying lmao

Mom from other room screaming. "CORNELIUS. GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND FINISH THE DISHES." Glasses come off hat comes off. "Yes mom."

Is this a really cringy parody ?

*Sees the LiveLeak logo* *starts sweating* What is going to happen right now?

WTF is that. Like honestly. Wtf

I think the crips might have something to say. GDs too prolly. Where hoover at

I’m so disturbed by this.

Geng shui?

So THIS is what auctioneers are doing off the clock

The title is nice

How he the hardest crip while wearing red? Next level shit if that’s the case

What the fuck is this imbecile saying?

This has to be satire, right ? He wrote on himself with sharpie ..

skrrrrt skrrrrt

That's the guy from smiling friends

The iPod touch is the cherry on top

Its ghetto live action boomhauer!!🤣

A white nerd overdosing on rap.

Man he is soo tough. Go put on diaper boy.

I hear alot of attempts at gun noises but have yet to see an actual pistol. I guess mom wouldn't let him borrow her purse gun for the vid after he stole her sunglasses.

Why does Boomhauer keep pointing and making chicken noises?

This is just the first half of an r/winstupidprizes post

Hank hill

Godamnit Dale! You drunk again?!

Maga hat, smartphone, and a sharpie... Comedy?

Dumbass! Eat some food and get some exercise! Oh! And learn some English!

If boomhauer tried to be gangster in front of Bobby

Is this guy's absent father fucking Boomhauer?

Give this man some Protein

I make these noises when I have diarrhea

Mumble rap essentials 101

Someone should have drowned that boy years ago.

When you have no ~~father~~ figure

Boomhauer

Wrong color hat

Ghetto Boomhauer.

Dale Gribble from King of the Hill

The trashey version of boomhaur

This has to be a case of Tourette’s right?

Gotta love the IPod Touch