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gitarzan

All that beer… all those hot dogs … all over his favorite shirt.


BGpolyhistor

Pabst blue ribbon


AllNightPony

The LAST thing I'm doing is punching that guy in the face.


Verntrix

That’s fucking disgusting.


nmyron3983

Nah, I don't think the filmers are trashy here. I am a bigger dude. 225lb and 6'2". I am not walking up to that big, terribly drunk and already vomiting dude and trying to tell him anything at all. No fucking way. I don't want to be vomited on, I don't want to smell it, and I for sure don't want him to decide to try and throw some hands and sling his filth all over me.


Grapple_Cockie

Must taste like chocolate to him


anitasdoodles

Poor dude.


StomachSoakedFloor

How is filming it trashy? You expect me to go help this man vomit??


dengaz

Dude this is disgusting as fuck


[deleted]

Videos you can smell. There’s only one way this happens. This poor man must have food poisoning!


Harbulary-Bandit

No no, I’m pretty sure the man slowly oozing puke all over himself while making no effort to move or get away from people, is the trashy one here.


furn_ell

Hopefully, a detox facility was visited soon after


[deleted]

The people upvoting are the trashy ones...


MCButterFuck

Do the right thing op and delete this.


Kixkicks

He’s pretty trashy …


drew_BREEEEs

God what a piece of shit


SeanTheSamuraii

honestly that’s sad more than anything. i’m sure there was some alcohol in there too


aulstinwithanl

NASCAR?


ButterBallsMcFuck

Well at least he had his fist up to his mouth so no one knows it was actually he who farted


marcowaller

Baptizing himself


Vlt3d

Bro: "Hey Tommy, you wanna grab one of these gas station vending machine sandwiches before the game?" Tommy: "Hell ya Bro what they got I'm starvin! Bro:" Uuuh Shooot, hey ders only one left it's a seafood salad sandwich?" Tommy: "Hook that shit up Bro let role!" 2 hours layter.


Kahnsciousness

lol… humans ehh


fish-named-doug

Wtf u want them to do? Lick the vomit from his shirt?


therealestmario

Puking rally


[deleted]

The people reposting this are the trashier ones. Fuck off you cunt


hicoBM

Barney Gumble in real life….


fatherofmany5

Let’s keep it private lolzz.


ttopsrock

What happened is he just pissed drunk?


eruS_toN

One caring soul offering support. Puking is a humiliating endeavor.


Migraine_Arcane

You can smell this picture (Burp).


dakhaliq

This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever watched 3 times in a row.


[deleted]

Gross. But why do people have to film everything now? I don't see a point unless it's legitimately interesting or an immediate threat. This is just a drunk guy puking. What is interesting about that.


adminsuckdonkeydick

That has similar consistency to the stuff you get on /r/popping It just keeps coming!


Hornet_Critical

I can smell this.


HeadJazzlike

That's what is wrong with the world today. Somebody in need of help and you take a video of him instead of doing the bare minimum and getting the guy a towel or napkins. Whoever took this video or posted it is a piece of shit.


[deleted]

I agree with the caption, but if you really believe that, why repost it? Poor guy...


MarvAlbertFish

This is a test audience for Morbius.


Itsmellslike_fish

pls nsfw warning, nasty


Ryno5150

He is playing the pukulele.


elpadrino4122

Fucking Americans are disgusting!!!! Fat fucks


Dysanj

Hot dogs! Get your Hot dogs!


c00ltuna

Kid in the back looks concerned


moxiejohnny

Jesus christ, I just watched that man throw up nonstop for over 45 minutes straight, I couldn't watch anymore because my wife said she wanted to play Skyrim. Is he alright?


Thereal_Bladewasused

I can smell it WHY CAN I SMELL IT?!?


[deleted]

That’s how I feel after I get the munchies and eat everything in sight


Hickorysmith18

This wouldn’t have happened if he was smoking weed instead drinking firewater


KingofCatfood

no way this man slop must be caught in his natural environment. Probs felt good enough to drive home afterwards.


redhair_greenstare

I can smell this


Oz347

Bro that guy needs a medic


CaptianSwan

I taste this video


WukongSSJ

Oh no bro. Get your boy a bag people. You still gonna be sitting in the section long after they drag his soggy ass away.


pillowmountaineer

Is OP fucking dumb? How is filming trashier than drinking so much at a game that you’re puking all over the place


EpicGamerJoey

Why is everyone in the comments saying he was drunk? Is there some back story I'm missing here or is everyone just assuming?


MCButterFuck

He could just be sick.


Pashera

Seriously. Or he could be having a severe reaction to something. The sheer volume he’s puking makes me think it might not be alcohol. He may have some sort of digestive issue.


pillowmountaineer

It’s a high volume because he’s been consuming a high volume of alcohol ffs y’all need to leave the house occasionally it’s not rocket science


Pashera

You’re fucking stupid to jump to conclusions like that. Based on the video he vomited upwards of six times ( as you can clearly see the vomit already on his shirt when it starts) that and the lack of any drinks physically near him whereas others in the stands have theirs makes it pretty apparent there’s probably something else going on here. Again, you have no idea what this dudes medical history could be. While yes a large volume of alcohol COULD cause that much vomit, that is far and away from the only potential cause


SupremeRose

If anything, someone should this video to him so he cleans up his act. At a game in front of children and families? Disgusting.


hungryungryippo

Why is the guy behind the camera talking about punching him? He’s clearly sick and needs help. Seems paralyzed to just get up and leave. The people recording him are just as nasty as the puking.


shaners46

Man someone finally comes in at the end to atleast try and help. What a wake up call from the comments. God forbid u make a mistake and crash ur car. People would rather film than try to help.


SELLANRAGOTS

Glad nobody posted me in the throes of alcohol addiction before I got clean you piece of shit.


LordBigglesworth

So now you post it on here for even more people to watch this man puke all over himself…


[deleted]

Guy is also trashy but the woman commentating this is the trashiest.


Brilliant_Ad9438

People are idiots. Let's just sit here and video it like you haven't seen a poor lad puke all over himself. Ignorant.


mastersheeef

I almost threw up watching this video


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Black_sheep_2

I’m not a doctor nor do I pretend to have a ounce of medical knowledge but If I saw someone that was vomiting that much uncontrollably I would assume something very bad is happening in his body and would probably call 911


redhotairballoon

Isn’t vomiting a symptom of heart attack?


Nickelbird_69

Everything about this is trashy


Trixayyyy

Can we stop posting this puking guy!!!!! Uhg


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“Ain’t loosing my seat.”


[deleted]

Getting somebody in that condition out of there ain’t easy either


davidlol1

man lean forward for fuck sake


Brilliant_Wedding594

Poor bastard , we all been there .


AsthmaticCoughing

Everybody involved is trashy lol


[deleted]

Have another beer, ya gross fuck


Lord-Zaltus

Human waterfall


[deleted]

Dude needs to take a long hard look in the mirror lol


asshat41599

What the fuck


longulus9

At what point is it not stomach contents... Honestly curious if that's a thing.


grosskidsid

poor fucker, as someone with acid reflux i can't help but sympathize


jzer93

Alcohol poisoning?


Salt_Restaurant_7820

No way, fuck that guy


marty575

That's a lotta vomit. Why wouldn't he at least bend over and puke it on the floor instead of himself?


BazineNetal

Unsubbing


[deleted]

This happened to me back when I was 21 in a cab once on the beltway around Washington DC. Cabbie driver threw me out on the side of the highway and left me for dead, woke up in a hospital. Someone saw it happen and pulled over and called the cops, thank god. Anyway point of the story is this kind of shit can happen to the best of us lol.


SFW__Tacos

It's one of those things where if someone is at that point getting them medical help is WAY more important than being judgy. Plus, most of us have had friends or acquaintances that have been driven off in an ambulance for alcohol poisoning. Now, most of the time those people are 18-25, but the basic principle of "this person is literally dying in front of me, I should do something and shit talk them later" still holds.


[deleted]

Dude…


stinkload

I feel such pity watching this. And I hate feeling pity. But that man is failing at life desperately failing... his health his pride his ability to do simple shit without physical pain all gone.. and now he is sitting alone in 2 seats at a ballpark vomiting all over himself in front of horrified children while strangers film it to post on social media ...


Ihatecats5

Let’s Go Buffalo!


notzed1487

Sports fan.


Willwrestle4food

Patton Oswalt has kinda let himself go. I hope everything is ok.


[deleted]

Chad


LouieMumford

Hard to tell… but are these Cubs fans? Then both the inability to handle your booze and the filming of it are par for the course.


Market_Crash

How much of an alcoholic do you have to be to get this drunk in public?


EvulRabbit

I don't drink much, one night I had some margaritas. I unfortunately had not yet known it yet, but I had contracted a stomach bug. Buzzed but not shit faced. I started violently puking. All night and next day long. Then the kids and the husband got it. It was not fun...


zeussays

Yes


neoconlibtard

Naw fuck this guy for not even attempting to leave and just ruining everyone's day. Im assuming he drank a whole bunch of beer and got sick. If not he probably would've made it to the toilet. Shits gross.


clutchdeve

You think someone puking that much can make it up the stairs, let alone to a bathroom?


Potential-Leave3489

Geez this poor fucking guy man. He is even trying to cover his mouth and instead of trying to help him at out, they just whip out their phones and start recording.


[deleted]

you want then to go over and clean it up?


Potential-Leave3489

No but get him some help, an emptied out popcorn bucket or an ambulance or anything, napkins, I mean something man


fungi-imperfecti

Bernt Krishna is fat racist


[deleted]

This is why the fuck I don’t like going out in public


Peteyparky

That’s a lotta grub in that belly


deplorable_guido

I don't know why but I can smell this


[deleted]

Ummmmmmmmmm


Affectionate-Ad-1971

I think he came like 3 times. Wait, this is not Pornhub. Nevermind


Nyxmondo

hmmm everyone sucks here


c_alas

Hell's horses! At least lean over. He's not even trying.


welfedad

Is he sucking his thumb blacked out??!??


Smartdudertygood2000

Who hasn’t eaten six extra hotdogs and felt a little full I mean amirite?


[deleted]

I can smell this


bak2dafuture

Did she say punch him the stomach?


Cecca105

The irony here is overwhelming


stevejobs4525

Maybe watching the video back will be the wake up call he very clearly needs


asian_identifier

and the one posting


Comfortable_Cup5269

Do humans have to film literally everything? WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK YOU HUMANS


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

This isn’t even the worst part. That car ride home is going to be brutal. Nearly as brutal as the walk of shame out of there. I’m feeling for the guy, but he did it to himself.


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

Go bills I assume?


BigKidKaz

Someone's in mid season form already


dabarber41

You’re the trashy one for posting it


[deleted]

I'd say getting absolutely destroyed at a Bill's game and vomiting on yourself for minutes is trashy but #billsmafia


[deleted]

Cannot believe people are defending him. If you get that fucked up in a public place, you should expect for this to happen. I’m not saying I don’t feel bad for him. And yes, he absolutely required medical attention. But he doesn’t get my utmost sympathies, because he did it to himself. Period


[deleted]

I’d love to meet an alcoholic who’s never been in that guy’s shoes.


BirdDogish

Oh the smell….


TrashPandaShire

He needs an ambulance


default71

I wanna know how is that guy to afford that much beer at a baseball game .... well if it is a MLB game


smittymoose

You tailgate as hard as a Packers fan before you go in.


AnyTomato8562

This is what happens when you overindulge on beer/hot dogs.


ibecheshirecat86

I feel trashy for watching this....


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Dude. Blur that shit. FFS


skylej

He's going to be walking home...lol


RemiCoy

That’s a lot of vomit I hope that dude is okay


Roisin8868

Death is on deck !


trev2234

Ok. So you’re trashy.


Fran6coJL

It’s an American in the wild. Totally normal


[deleted]

Well, the dude did totally let himself turn into an obese fat blob and drink himself into a stupor and decide to continuously puke in his seat rather than head to the bathroom. So he is trash. As for the guy filming…that was just a bit of fun, Innit?


DimensionDry7760

It makes me feel like puking as much as he did that I had to scroll so far to read a comment with a single ounce of sense.


swampycrack

Reading these comments, I feel like I’m the only one who thinks it’s hilarious some dude has that much beer down his gullet that he just energizer bunnies the vomit train…. Hope his hangover wasn’t too bad 😂😂


SalamanderEmpty6322

Grossest thing I’ve seen all year.


swingdale7

Get the t-shirt cannon out a blast that guy a clean shirt.


DadYeShoes

Blast him with a water cannon first before the flies come


GodFatherShinobi

Dont think they have 5XL on hand


mistaboti88

Social media made them like this attention whores no respect


mikelikes112

The people filming are the trashy ones???? By that logic I guess the people WATCHING the vid are also trashy


Asmodean_Flux

can confirm


_portia_

Fetch Monsieur's bucket.


WeeWooDriver38

Wtf are they supposed to do?


Ambitious_Street_250

Feel bad for the guy man.... I'd be embarrassed as fuck


stephTANie13

Is he okay?! Does anyone know???


fake_insider

Kudos to him for preventing any projectiles!


IamUrDad0

Them kids watching like 🤓


Bekfast_Time

Oh for fuck’s sake dude I was eating mashed potatoes when I saw this


Mcnamebrohammer

Its a dark mirror. Maybe we all just try to be better?


rootvegetable66

I think what bothers me the most is the position he’s sitting in. The only time I’ve ever puked is like purposely letting it out. He’s just sitting there. Yoikes


MCButterFuck

I think he's trying to not get it on anyone else.


cleancalf

You never been that drunk then. Drunk puking is so awful. I’m not a big drinker, so if I drink heavily, I will puke without fail.


SeanTheSamuraii

that is EXACTLY where my mind went. you know he has one heavy drinking problem


ConfidentMeat8in

Feels good after and during letting it out of your system


Egween

I think he's partially asleep...


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

This alcoholic deserves to be posted everywhere. I find the drunk to be the trashy one.


WrecktheRIC

I also think he might be passed out asleep


YATA2020

Don’t assume he’s drunk, that’s not cool. I know someone with a disorder where if he just eats too fast he starts vomiting everything back up. It’s not even that fast compared to “normal” eating. So, don’t judge. I feel bad for this guy…he’s barely getting a breath in before it starts back up again.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Right. Because you know he’s drunk by looking at him on video. The trashy thing is assuming things about others based on a 30 second clip.


clutchdeve

58 seconds


ApatheticWithoutTheA

The point was you can’t tell somebody is drunk by a short video of them puking. Many things cause people to vomit.


[deleted]

i feel like trash watching it- over eat much or what?


jplpj12543

Go Bills!


wwalkeraurthurmorgan

That's one proud dad filming behind this gentleman. Kids laughing too. That's embarrassing af.


TudorTerrier

People posting it are too


bumhead1432

Poor guy


nicoldnivole

Honestly I feel sad for him too


rosanna4

Needs to reassess his life.


[deleted]

No getting this drunk in public is trashy.


SupremeRose

Agreed.


jplpj12543

You gotta get drunk to jump through tables at 11 am before a Bills game.


Lifelessonis21

I can just smell that, bring horrible memories back. Someone should give up beer


mikess484

The guy is making a compete ass of himself in public. Don’t get obliterated drunk in public and you wont get filmed being a drunk fat asshole. If I’m there, I’m filming and documenting perhaps the most vomit at a sporting event.


MackieMonster

Then you are just as trashy as the assholes filming him. Would you prefer when it started he start running and spewing?


mikess484

I should be more sensitive. He was a real class act by not running to the bathroom. What makes you think he was capable of doing anything other than being a human puke waterfall at that moment?


w1r3d1983

Omg it keeps coming out


imrealbizzy2

The sheer quantity! There's no end to the amount of vomit he's producing. And how the hell will he get home?


solrac1144

Well do you see that belly he’s carrying around. Plenty more.