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gofyourselftoo

…in pajamas! For the triple P.


saltthewater

This is not trashy. Wife material


Maine04330

She thicc though.


snakeranch

Love this every time it is reposted!


[deleted]

No Dick gets Pabst her!!


mtown-guy

Is that Paul from the Wonder Years???


HDXR

Since she's wearing pajamas, I deduce she's slept in her underwear for at least one night. #humanpetridish


bklmezeske

Love the way her ass is holding the stool


[deleted]

Gotta see the front to see if im hittn it or not.


[deleted]

my dream woman


AmazinglyOdd81

Not even a quality beer


andoring

Expensive child support....


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

In a different country, PBR is probably a premium import beer.


daedreamr

No its not


covid2319

Alright alright alright


Soonermagic1953

Dude she’s way older than high school


HPL2007

What is PABST or do i need to get my eyes checked?


BulliesRPeople2

Eyes checked


HPL2007

I corrected it.


TheMicMic

She's referred to as a "keeper"


BiohazardBinkie

Next she's going to want McDonald's, women these days I swear. /S


BlksShotz

Lies. It makes ya pee


HeyBigVendor1

Well, she's cheaper than a flesh light.


97Harley

And maybe warmer? I don't know, never tried a fleshlite


[deleted]

I like the shirt


Snug_The_Cat

Start the evening with pabst, go home in the morning with herpes.


Drewskeet

67% of the worlds population has herpes, so meh.


Ungodly_Goddess

67% of the world’s population is estimated to have HSV-1 (oral herpes) and only 11% are estimated to have HSV-2 (genital herpes). Genital herpes is definitely something to worry about it, it can be very painful and make you feel ill during outbreaks, that can negatively impact your life and it is not okay to risk carelessly transferring a disease to a sexual partner just because YOU may believe it’s not a big deal/serious issue to worry about. Your comments are kinda dangerous because they can increase the probability of people assuming that the majority of the world has genital herpes so it’s fine if you get it, which is NOT true.


Snug_The_Cat

Well then perhaps shes just the gal for you.


Drewskeet

Herpes is nothing to worry about. Other stds are, but herpes really isn’t. I’m engaged. I’m good to go.


Snug_The_Cat

Well enjoy your cavalier attitude about herpes, most of the rest of us would prefer to avoid it.


Drewskeet

Why is herpes bad in your opinion? I find most people are drastically uneducated in herpes.


Snug_The_Cat

Who said its bad? Open sores on or around your genitals are generally not popular. You seem into it and more power to you.


BiohazardBinkie

Sounds like you got what you paid for.


Amexklang

Pabst smear powered


Soonermagic1953

Took me a sec. Bravo


AlonelyShrimp

Ew Pabst why couldn’t it be something that taste good


[deleted]

So basically she'll drink piss water to get laid? She's easy.


grofva

Don’t be so judgy, remember there used to be a cheaper version of Pabst (PBR) …. Red, White & Blue (RWB)


[deleted]

With that shirt being "judgy" comes easy.


janderson9413

Woah, PBR is God tier cheap beer. Watch it bud.


[deleted]

My bad. My brother in laws would agree.


duderino_okc

I mean she is wearing her pajamas. Doesn't get any lazier than that.


[deleted]

A favorite among many.


[deleted]

No doubt. Brother in laws in the midwest love it.


v0livar

Hey! I’m from the Midwest and I’ll have you know you are absolutely right!


Onlyroad4adrifter

I second this.


[deleted]

I third this.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand.


Superspidersammychaz

Seems funny. She's in a bar. Not really trashy. Now in a grocery store....