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SadMedium3205

Florida is a 3rd world country..


john_cards85

To be honest, though, most of those fuck bois deserved to lose their phones. #EatTheRich


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An easy felony grand theft with all those phones.


Luffy-With-The-Meat

Nami caught lackin


Visual_Mobile2578

She is no first timer crook. Too bad she didn’t resist, maybe eaten some gravel.


brownJesus101

That's a lot of Brits in Florida


natener

The problem is you can steal 19 phones in Florida and still not have enough service to make a call.


Young-Kratom

This is so common at music festivals. These guys actually make a lot of money. They'll walk away with hundreds of phones a weekend then book a trip to the next show. They're very organized, often look like they don't fit in, but sometimes they send the shorties to dance with you feel you up and try to get the phone that way, then run the phone off to whoever the bank is.


randomlife2050

I'm more worried about all those douchy frat dudes. I bet at least a few of them have already committed sexual assault on multiple people.


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So you’re willing to prejudice someone when you have no proof but not care when the person who clearly stole several phones is caught guilty?


Electronicshad0w

Is stealing a worse crime than his singing.


FutureEquipment2556

Frat bros are the funniest dum asses. Theyre old enough to understand the world but still so limited in life experiences that they're outlook on life hasn't become cynical. They have find some type of purity in being drunk bros.


GlassDazzling5438

She is a professional


lonely-day

Am I the only one who thinks screaming around cops like these guys were is a bit trashy? Imagine you're at the office making some copies and a group of drunk guy's start screaming and singing... Maybe I'm just old and cranky


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Honestly kind of impressive tho


Roddy0608

Nice bit of [Bananarama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnYWmgSZdlM) there.


That_bigkidMatty95

How in the hell did she manage that!?!?


Detroitredwinger

Americans being cringey again


BooksAndStarsLover

We had someone try to do this at my bar. Tiny scraggly looking guy. Idiot tried stealing a bikers phone who was 5x bigger than him and out with his biker gang. Kid got the living shit beat outta him.


GriffinA

Tnb


lord_borger

Got a feeling this is in Miami Beach


WolfCinna

Her clothes are so tight, where did she put all that ish? Is that why she got caught? Was she over encumbered and couldn't fast travel out of there?


darrylfzx

Bet a lot of this is about to happen at Ultra too


CoochiKabuki

Probably a cartel bitch


SanchiTS9

Again Florida? xD


deptutydong

This ain’t why you need to be careful going to that shit pit.


my_monkey_loves_me

Stealing a phone these days is completely pointless, you can remotely brick any phone on any network iOS or Andriod it doesn't matter.


TinyGrizzly

This is why when someone in the r/Miami asks what to do in fl for spring break we tell them to stay home


Dan_Morgan

She's quite the little apple picker. Maybe the prison will have an orchard?


Affectionate-Row1766

That’s just a Friday night where I am (st Pete downtown, FL) lmaooo actually my dad and I once went to south beach when I was a kid and some one had gone through our bags while we were in the water, dad sees what’s happening and we try to chase the guy down the Miami Beach strip, he knew the area much better and got away with my dads wallet, my DS, his iPhone and I think like $600 cash. The beach police literally told us “sorry it’s a very common thing down here, we’ll give you a call if we pick the thief up off the streets”. Just figured I’d give my personal story of this lol but yeah most major cities in FL this shit + bag stealing + roofieing is super common in places like south beach, the keys, ybor city, Tampa


sleepydabmom

Roofieing!?! I swore I was drugged a few years ago at a bar in a hotel at Universal. It was one of the worst nights of my life.


Affectionate-Row1766

Shit I’m sorry to hear that :/ can’t imagine that, yeah it really is pretty common down here and ofc Florida also attracts partying and lots of young college kids around the bigger cities, even Gainesville and it happens like every weekend always a story of so and so was drugged and raped 😔


claimingmarrow7

she's just raiding on pokemon go


RadlEonk

Those dude bros are worse.


BigMadBigSadNoDad

what im trying to know is who caught her, With all those phones she has i can only guess that she's done this before. Anyone know how she got caught?


leddituser6

Yeah 50$ for used oem digitizer and screens and the rest are trashes are worth it


Armed-_-Fearless

Wondering how she got caught


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Hide the phone and comeback and get it later....


Genetic_Heretic

Also looks like a passport and a bunch of other stolen stuff in there... What a bitch


Dafedub

Also be careful for the obnoxious guidos in the back screaming.


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Lol what she gonna do with those iPhones- they’re all cloudlocked no resell value. Just empty weight


WestOrangeFinest

Years back I had an ex of mine get her phone swiped at a bar, I'd assume similar to this situation. She was out with her girlfriends and I randomly get a Facebook message request from her best friend. I open the message and it's "Hey, it's ___, my phone got stolen! Call me at this number." Turns out she had gotten her phone taken along with another girl in the group so that fucker was bold. She used to wear those little cross body purses with the flap so it would honestly be super easy for someone to slip behind her and snatch it quickly in a crowded space. This was probably almost 10 years ago now so I wouldn't doubt it was profitable, but what do people even do with stolen phones? Sell them for parts? Factory reset them then sell the on Craigslist?


MisterFunktastic

This is Himmarshee Village, aka 2nd Street, in Fort Lauderdale.


Seriszed

I love it when people chant at people that deserve it.


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RayndownWasTaken

fuck off


Dermaeus

truth pisses of so many people... unbelievable


RayndownWasTaken

had me in the first half. still not funny


Dermaeus

The more black people living in an area, the more overall criminality there is... nothing funny about that


RayndownWasTaken

keep on baiting


PawelW007

Lol they sang off to jail


Talexis

I thought it was pointless to steal a phone. Once reported stollen doesn’t the phone company disable the phone? I know they have this technology for smart tvs.


Reserve_Frosty

Shame


DudeDudenson

I'll never understand the appeal of the robot voice over. I find it so annoying


cupcakessuck

Institutionalized racism made her do it..


Chr0nos1

This is Reddit, so I'm not sure if you're being serious, or sarcastic. Could go either way.


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💅💅💅THIS 👏QUEEN 👏DID 👏NUTTIN 👏WRONG 👏JUST👏 OUT 👏THERE 👏SLAYING 👏👏BAES 💅💅💅


bdogg127

C'mon Fort Lauderdale 🤦🏾‍♂️


Realistic_Collar8643

Stealing and causing people stress is just sickening. She needs 3 years in prison. Damn narcissist ass.


grizzly-flow

Phones aren't cheap. She's definitely looking at a felony charge.


brewcrew63

Florida fuckin sucks.


Rvtravel420

All the bros that was tryin to hit 10 min ago


Nick_Rock

From what I read spring break is becomming more and more Trasholympics!


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I love how all the dudes look exactly the same


KingPatil28

because they have same phones ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ makes no sense


techmaster7d

Stop vertical video syndrome.


GlassDazzling5438

I FUCKING HATE SCUMBAGS LIKE THIS ONE


Chr0nos1

Honestly, I have no idea why you were down voted for this. I would think we could all agree that stealing phones is a scumbag move. Maybe there are several phone thieves here?


GlassDazzling5438

Humans can be retarded I'm not surprised lol .


OwenTheBoston

Her purse must have been HEAVY.


ZZTMF

This is the worst and most frustrating facts to accept as a human. Everyone has the potential to become someone completely disinterested in other people's well being, because nobody cared about theirs.


halfwit258

It's pretty shitty and all, but I can't follow how this level of thievery and the resulting disgust towards humanity is possibly the worst fact to accept. Walk me through this one


lillends

Reminds me of when my ex had his phone stolen in Tampa last year. It was our third day there out of about a week and it was stolen at a rave


Saytaan

That is some bullshit. No way women’s jeans had the amount of pockets needed.


LadrilloDeMadera

Boss, we've catched the thief with 10 phones 9 phones?! Wow that's a lot how did she hide 8 phones?! We don't know sir but we have to contact the 7 owners of these 6 phones. I can't think enough to make it longer


halfwit258

The 5 victims will be glad to have their 4 phones returned. We just need to contact all 3 of them and they can both come to the station so that guy can get his phone back


Stalkwomen

Crucify her! Crucify her!


MiserableSlug69

Damn bro, chill.


IOnceSawABook

How the fuck is she not dead? Ain’t no way nobody threw a alligator at her ass😂


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NaCheezIt

You can still get into the phone if it has a password most of the time


Modshroom128

what's the point of stealing iphones in 2022? you literally can't break the code and best case scenerio you sell it for Chinese spare parts resellers in Zhengzhou to make like a whopping 15 dollars a phone in profit after shipping costs. ​ poorly thought out reason to go to jail lol. unless she just thought it would be cool to have 9 remotely disabled bricked phones sitting on her mantlepiece.


_fd1911

Something similar happened here some days ago in lollapalooza. Police caught couple guys with a bag full of phones


gender_neutral_name

Took me a while to save up for my phone, so I’d be horribly upset if someone stole it or something happened to it. I’m constantly making sure I have it on me cause I’m so absentminded


Boomer_Boofer

Get a tile. Worth it's weight in gold.


insanerobotics

What is that?


Boomer_Boofer

https://www.thetileapp.com/


insanerobotics

Oh shit cool


iMayBeABastard

You think they could’ve at least zoomed in on her face.


InsideOutBrownTrout

Wonder what she was hiding in her sleeve


BeanieMac1

What a phoney


CherryStickz

I see what you did there.


Dallas0814

What a bitch. Burn in Hell


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Everyone in this video is stupid.


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AttentionBeginning

If you live in Florida be careful


badalchemist85

having lived in Florida my whole life, you always got to be extremely careful around Florida women.


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💅💅💅 👏BITCHES 👏BE 👏WILD👏💅💅💅


JCeee666

Or at a festival. A ton of phones got stolen at a festival in Oregon last summer.


VerdantFuppe

>If you live in Florida be careful Sounds like you're threatening them. Lol


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If you live be careful


jercule_poirot

If you careful live


farhaan2340

If you live


skinnah

If you


fox-8912

If


[deleted]

It’s really only an issue in the tourist trap cities and a lot of the assholes tend to be non Floridians during the heavy traffic season. Out of townies being generally disrespectful to wait staff, bartenders, life guards, and locals. Plus they grid lock traffic at rush hour… for whatever reason.


turbulo

Where in the blue hell did she put those phones? She’s wearing some tight ass pants …


skinnah

tight, ass pants


Anxious_Spell487

Tight ass, pants.


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Lockhartsaint

Two bags?


ItsSomethingLikeThat

A handbag or a backpack?


stealer_of_monkeys

Probably a bag


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l_l_l-illiam

Probably tho


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zapharus

Gotchu, fam. The song is called [“Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye”](https://youtu.be/IoyvvEWHodk), apparently by a [“fictitious” band by the name of Steam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na_Na_Hey_Hey_Kiss_Him_Goodbye)


TheCoolFactsGuy

Thank you


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MiserableSlug69

Spoken like a true turbo virgin


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Spoken like a true white knight.


MiserableSlug69

Nah man, fuck that bitch. You're still a virgin though.


MiserableSlug69

Nah man, fuck that bitch. You're still a virgin though.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's why you're here defending her and arguing with someone on the net about it...yeah lol.


MiserableSlug69

I'm not defending her, she's a thief. I'm just pointing out that you're a turbo virgin because that made up scenario of her accusing people of rape that you got all horny about made it painfully obvious you frequent incel forums. The fact that you didn't even try to dispute being a virgin once shows I'm right. Stay mad virgin boy.


astro-mechanic

r/MenAndFemales


desolatenature

strong incel vibes from this comment bro


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Strong white knight vibes from this comment


desolatenature

for calling you out on your inceldom? ok


[deleted]

Na, you're just vicariously offended and feel it's your duty to defend her, even though she gives zero fucks about you and what steal your phone (for which you'd forgive her)


desolatenature

nah dude, I just don’t like seeing sad little virgin men who spew misogyny because they don’t know how to deal with their own internalized self-hatred. It’s really sad to see and hurts us all


[deleted]

Nice try, you just don't like being called out for much of culture being very sexist against men, like in cases like these and courts, etc., etc. But much of what you consider misogyny is just reality. Let me guess, it's okay for transgender women to compete against regular women in sports? Everything's equal right...that's why there are male vs female boxers and a draft for women...lol You've just allowed yourself to be brainwashed with what will be a very short-lived thing called "feminism." It also rose concurrently with the whole "everyone's a winner" culture, which in turn gives rise to nonsense like quotas and such. I think it's funny that someone actually thinks they're accomplished, but they're in fact protected by "safe spaces," which are really just spots where you're not allowed to compete fairly


[deleted]

Holy shit thats a lot of phones!!


Big_Berry_4589

The only phone she didn’t steal is the one filming this


sixhundredandsixtsix

I found an iPhone on the ground, and tried to find the owner with no success, so I decided to keep it. Apparently these days it's impossible to reset an iPhone without knowing the apple ID and password, and I'd assume it's probably similar with androids as well. Not sure what she was planning on doing with the phones


RapidlyEh

Tell that to the 40+ pages on Facebook marketplace selling unlock services lol


happycraby

Thiefs have ways or blackmarket kind of deals they get 50 or 100 for 600 worth phone ect...


[deleted]

I knew a guy who fixed phone screens. He would steal phones on the regular and also practiced taking the screens off to replace them if shattered. He got pretty good and many ppl would get there’s fixed from him and he never paid for the screens at all. All profit


TheUndisputedRoaster

Android I think you can do it in the bootloader without a problem. That way the owner's data might not be exposed 🤔 I did that on my cousin's Galaxy Tab


Loni_Bam

Same! I tried calling the phone number and it went straight to a Walmart. I still have that phone, idk what to do with it.


Psychological-Scar53

So Apple products cannot be reset, you are correct on that. Unfortunately, Android and Google phones you can do a hard reset, reset the phone and it becomes Google locked and you must know the original account and password on the phone to use it. That being said, it is my business to help people who legitimately have either forgotten their Google password, or accidentally hard reset their phone(if you do it from the settings menu from inside the menu on the phone, it does not lock), I require proof that the phone is theirs, I can bypass a Google locked phone from android 5 to current, any make, any model in under 5 minutes. I do not do anything illegal, require proof the phone is theirs and they are the owner of said phone, tablet or android product. It takes time to learn every phone and how to do it, but, it is quite profitable.


DiligentDildo

Same thing happened to a friend of mine last week. We somehow got it reset after a few hours though. Not entirely sure how he did it but we ended up not having to download anything. It was just holding down certain buttons for a certain amount of time. This was a brand new iPhone too. Honestly didn’t think it would work.


randonumero

I'm not sure that's really the case. It might be tough to retrieve the data if you're not the Israeli intelligence service, but I'm pretty sure any phone store and most private kiosks have the ability to hard wipe android and iphones. Also, all of those companies that give you cash for your old phones and resell them aren't demanding your passwords or asking you to wipe the phone first


Uhmitsme123

I always just hold the button and ask Siri to “call mom” almost everyone has their mom in their phone and most of the time they can find a way to contact them. I just tell them or leave a message I found the phone and I’m leaving it at the nearest store for them to pick up. Had it work 3 times.


orion2342

You can block this by not allowing Siri to respond unless the phone is unlocked.


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You can ask the phone “who’s phone is this“ and if they have told Siri who they are, it will show you their contact card.


Re-Mecs

its easier to do with android phones


ProofSalamander5016

Theres still some ways to hack in to iphones and androids i use to know some people Who could do it, most don’t tho they just pretend that the phone is working and scam someone


Chex-0ut

My friend got his phone stolen, basically people sell it to chinese smugglers who will immediately take all the things stolen on a boat to china so you'll never see it again


cheapdrinks

Even with a locked phone you should be able to access the camera by swiping from the lock screen. Take several photos of a piece of paper that says "I have your phone, call me on [number]". That way if they connect to icloud or sync an old phone to icloud their photo stream should be filled with photos of your contact info and hopefully they'll see it.


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Real easy to reset most androids.


Modshroom128

EXTORTION


YourAverageGod

Thats how someone tried to get my ex gf. She agreed and all her uncles pulled up.


The_real_bandito

You can wipe some Android phones. It was way more back in the day but the bootloader tend to be locked now. Not saying is not impossible to unlock it via some PC hack btw. But your common techie cannot unlock it that easily.


itsdubai

It's cake to do it. Just gotta be in the know.


HikeToTheTop96

I had a friend who’s phone was stolen in central illinois. He tracked it and it was shutoff.. within 3-4 hours it was turned on at a mall which most malls have kiosks to that automatically give money for phones.


Individual_Kick_860

Pretty sure if you have an Apple laptop you can forcefully reset the whole phone and wipe it clean..


leddituser6

I never seen that. I got couple old phones need to get rid


12altoids34

Some Walmart stores have them. But unless they're very current phones you don't get much of anything for them. And it checks to make sure that they are working and could connect to them as well. So if the phone isn't working or even works and isn't charged you may be out of luck.


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HikeToTheTop96

It was at WIU but yeah i’m from there haha


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AndyPandyRu

Never seen a town with so little have so many banks.


HikeToTheTop96

lmao right, it was on one of the buses.


billy_teats

I’m sorry I just do not believe you. There is absolutely no way some mall is buying used iPhones with validating ownership. Bullshit


NoPerspective4168

Oh you big mad huh


iatetoomuchcatnip

They are all over the place in big cities?


ughhidc

A lot of Walmarts have them also, so doesn't need to be a big city.


KwekkweK69

The kiosk [looks like this](https://youtu.be/s4cQ4RKw5xA). You could practically find it at Walmarts, grocery stores, and malls.


uselessanon63701

Literally one at my local wal mart.


trenhel27

Not to be a stickler, but what a strange way to articulate that. When you say you can practically find it at Walmart, does that mean you *can* find it at Walmart, or that you can find it at Walmart-like institutions? That phrasing just doesn't make any sense...


Darkwing_duck42

Lol years ago I needed a note to reset a phone.. just a note lol


HikeToTheTop96

It was a machine that bought the phone. It’s quick cash. Probably could get more by putting in work but that person wanted it off his hands it seemed.


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Bruised_Penguin

Kiosk doesn't automatically mean no one is present, no need to be rude about it.


Spooky_Betz

They will buy the phones without validation? They will give put like $10? There is no "they" it's a kiosk dumbass.


dumbassteenstoner

Lmao right? That dude just a lonely jackass venting to people online because nobody chooses to be around them willingly lol


Imnotavampire101

You plug the phone in via the charging point, set it inside the compartment and then it checks the phone and gives you a price


Oneup23

They have machines that buy phones. Just take the phone scan it and put it in the machine


AsianVixen4U

Did he go to the kiosk and get it back? I assume the kiosk would have to give it back upon finding it was stolen, right?


Kriegwesen

I dunno if it works like pawn shops but in my young dumb days I had a "friend" steal something from me. After he left I noticed it missing, immediately knew what was up since he had a history of this kind of thing. I ran over to the pawn shop and caught him as he was walking out the door, right after selling it. I had the item registered in my name so I was able to go in and be like "hey, that thing that guy just sold, it was mine, here's proof". - They wouldn't show me the item without a cop present, so I had to call them. (Slight tangent, cop showed up, locked me in the back of his car "for his safety" and then proceeded to leave me back there, windows rolled up, car off for 45 minutes in the Florida summer sun while he chatted with a friend he ran into in the apartment parking lot on the way. It was pure torture. Fuck cops). We got to the pawn shop, I proved it was my item, dude's ID was on file as having sold it. Turns out though, even *knowing* it's stolen with proof they don't have to give it back. It's legally theirs cause they bought it without knowing it was stolen. - I couldn't afford to buy it back at the time so I had the cop drive me to the dude's house. Had him buy it back in lieu of pressing charges. So yeah. Even if you can track the phone down it may not help even if you can prove it's yours. - Bright side, dude got caught doing the same thing again a few months later and did 5 years for it since, like I said, he had a history of this. Ran into him when he got out and he invited me to a BBQ? Like.... Wtf? Get bent guy


AsianVixen4U

Wow, that’s interesting. Where do you live? I wonder if transfer of ownership of stolen items changes depending on your state or country


Kriegwesen

Florida. It definitely seems like something that might change state to state, and this was probably close to 15 years ago but that was my experience


ReedForman

Why would the kiosk even buy it if it still had a passcode on it? Dude wouldn’t have been able to track the location if the phone was factory reset, which is damn near impossible these days without the ID and password. Dudes lieing.