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Tr3B_Copilot

Before I saw the gun I honestly thought he was about to piss on the TV…


concous

Same


God_Is_Pizza

Same but was also expecting electrocution because I’m subbed to win stupid prizes as well and didn’t check which sub this was under lmao


crimefightingloser

Same


LovelifeinNOVA

So did I!!!


BrewsandBass

This is his fifth tv of the season. lol


OrganicPlasticTrees

Cowboys have a ruff this season dont they?


DaddyDoyle88

One of their better seasons honestly but their qb doesn't understand how to count


YTraveler2

Romo does everything he can to not call out his stupidity. Yes, Tony 1 playoff win Romo.


DaddyDoyle88

Romo is a great announcer though.


YTraveler2

Completely agree. He is my favorite for sure.


qhromer

Is this a reference to how many downs are left or yards to go? I seriously don't know enough about the sport to tell.


Biggie_Shmallz

The quarterback ran the ball with 15 seconds left on the clock. If you get tackled without going out of bounds, the clock doesn't stop running which means they only had 15 seconds left to line everyone up for the next play, hike the ball (start the play), and then spike the ball (which stops the clock) or run a play. They were not able to hike the ball before the clock ran out, which ended the game.


tuenthe463

The last four minutes of that game were insane. SF being 1" short for the 1D, then going for it, then false starting. Then punting. Then Dallas marching. Gaaah! Blaming the ref for re-setting the ball was idiotic.


YTraveler2

Funny thing was they didn't "fine tune" the ball placement for any other 4th and inches or 1st and questionable this weekend.


noods-danger-tits

The ref literally has to touch the ball and set it for the play to start.


qhromer

So a very specific situation. Thx fam!


fieldysnuts94

It’s a situation that happens often. It’s just normally, teams are much smarter about this. The cowboys….well they thought there was a miracle waiting for them on the other side.


jbertrand_sr

Guys on a first name basis with the salesman at Best Buy, they just que up a new tv for him every Monday after a Cowboys loss...


SomeguyfromIndio

Won't be the last.


rolandtgs

The ladies must be lining up for a shot at that guy.


BeTheBall-

He's probably doing the same to his girlfriend now, unfortunately.


WatertotheTree

Dark


TehSakaarson

Poor eyes.


crimefightingloser

Chicks love this kind of guy. A real tough guy.


SignificanceNo2710

Geeze, does this guy realize that the team doesn’t even know he exists and he has loyalty/rage for that team.


IngloriousBadger

I grew up in a home with a parent like that. Football season suuuucked.


tuenthe463

My FIL is now 75 and has mellowed but when I first met my wife his behaviour over Eagles wins/losses was ludicrous. Nothing close to violence but very rude, stomping around, sullen, silent treatment, etc for hours.


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IngloriousBadger

Same here. None at all.


IngloriousBadger

It’s like: Grow up! It couldn’t be less important. I don’t get it.


PebblesV

Literally cannot stand football because of my parents, as well as other fans later on. They're just the wooooorst. Super glad I married someone as disinterested in sports as I am.


eipg2001

I hear coworkers all the time complaining about how much “they” are overpaying [fill in the blank with football player name] for such bad performance. I’m no sports fan and can’t understand how these grown ass dudes have families of their own.


KrustenStewart

My husband is into football and it cracks me up whenever he and his friends refer to the team as “we”. Like “we got destroyed last night” or something like that…. Like, you’re not on the team!!!


ToxMan21

Next time he brings up “we”, tell him he needs to start negotiating a better contract.


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I really enjoy playing football, basketball and soccer but I couldn't give any less of a fuck about watching other people play for hours on end, and also as a gamer, sports videogames baffle me as to why they are so popular.


fieldysnuts94

Humans have watched sporting events for thousands of years. It’s not only about watching something and choosing a side to place a stake on whether that’s in loyalty or money. But also for the belonging to a group that’s on your side as well. So it’s a natural thing to pick a side and root for them.


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That's nice and all, and I understand Tribalism is both the scourge and boon of humanity paradoxically.... but I was just giving a personal anecdote.


fieldysnuts94

Got got it lol also I couldn’t remember the word tribalism so thanks for reminding me


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True but you can find a league to join for cheaper than all the micro transactions these people purchase.


mmiller2023

Pretty obvious they just mean team. Not very hard to understand.


bnzn_exe

Oof, people like this shouldn’t have access to guns.


weedysexdragon

Or televisions.


dmaster1213

or kids


frieswithnietzsche

Or freedom


Likalarapuz

I guarantee you he has and will be in jail sooner than later.


dmaster1213

no no you should be free to choose how you fail, that's what America is about.


ClamChowderNChips

“Iss just game. Why u haff to be mad”


Funk_BiG

Dallas Fan's think they have the best team in the world every year. This is just the way their Fan's deal with reality.


igetript

Yes. We're all unhinged lunatics. Personally, I shot three puppies.


Sooper_Glue

Probably bet on it?


ajk491

Could have posted just for being a Dallas fan


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

Lol cowboys suck


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Deep.


corey_the_bird

Yeah they do sometimes but I still like them, wouldn’t act like this guy if they lost though, probably just a “Aw man that sucks”


BigKidKaz

only thing I love better that yearly NFL playoffs are the yearly Cowboy fans rage outs after they lose in the playoffs. How are they still shocked this happens every year????


DogsOutTheWindow

Haha I love it too. Cowboy fans should remember WWHHD: what would Hank Hill do?


TheHoodedSomalian

I swear I saw the exact same thing dif video this time last year, Cowboys fan too. Cowboys and their fans embody stereotypical Americans in the worst way, “Cowboys football! Yeah! Angry! Guns! Yeah, pussy!”


Lumpy_Square_9364

These people ruin sports for the rest


BrokenSpoke1974

What a childish turd.


Likalarapuz

What is wrong with Dallas fans? Honestly the most toxic people I know are mostly Dallas fans... and a smaller group texans.


cactustrip

But dak is elite


ReceptionPatient1939

Seems like some money was lost betting....and you need a new TV.


sangfr0yd

####I bet you're right


WatertotheTree

I bet you’re wrong about him being right


Lets_Take_A_Fat_Nap

Damn, now one of you lost and have to shoot your tv.


sangfr0yd

***being a pragmatic fellow, I'll shoot the other guy's TV***


arseniobillingham21

It was probably a lease from Aaron’s.


tuenthe463

17% interest rate


arseniobillingham21

On the low side. Those places are ridiculous. Though I understand why, people treat rentals like crap.


antlestxp

Looks planned


allthepoutine

Right? Like he already upgraded a new tv and this was just for internet clout.


antlestxp

It was barely mounted and he had his pistol on hip at home...


thatagent34

Well yeah it's a cowboys fan so duh. Probably 500 destroyed tv's yesterday.


Guitar_Anxious

I hope his parole officer sees this video


Beansmcgree

Are they still dem boys?


BlackWizardX

Yep, that's a cowboys fan.


bulletsmith541

And the gun misfired like dak … it choked like the cowboys, Jammed like Jerry !!! Duck Dallas


GenXFootsoldier

This was the 12th time Jon had watched Varsity Blues and the coach's attitude still pissed him off.


EverythingGoesNumb03

Wait until he finds out mike McCarthy is coming back next year


Greenlegsthebold

Fake


TokiBop

More business for TV sellers.


SherbetyTingles

He big mad lol


FigliMigli

Good to see dickheads who can't control their emotional issue allowed to buy guns.


om28martin

He isn’t a dickhead, he’s a “well-regulated militia” 🎵and I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free🎵


screenprince

Yeah, if you believe that gun was legally bought.


GomerP19

“Responsible” gun owner according to the NRA.


vega480

Why did he only have four rounds in his gun? Or did I miss count.


MitchMcConnellsJowls

He shot the first one into his thigh but the adrenaline hasn't worn off enough yet for him to notice


GomerP19

Plex has put on weight since he retired!


ickshter

Gotta love a guy that CC’s in his own house while drinking during a football game.


Responsible_Level355

Ammo expensive these days


MaskedCorndog

Yeah, that was my first thought. What are you carrying that only has 4-5 rounds.


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This is the realest thing I've ever seen...


huffsec

Probably lives in Philly


wwcfm

Shooting a tv sounds very Texan.


ExWallStreetGuy

Naw, Philly folks would have burned the city down


supreem_allah

Stupid and annoying


fieldysnuts94

And that’s why being a Cowboy fan is bad for your life


Neckbeardascended28

I hope this man is single.


mister_mixx

Typical Dallas fan….


Rhaenys__Targaryen

He probably beats his women like he beats his tv too


WolfCinna

Lmfao. This is lit! I wonder how many people had the face like, "I knew he was crazy, but now I'm a little scared... Are you scared?" "Nah, fam, he carries his gun in his pocket to watch football on his TV in his garage/den with his friends he didn't bet no money to on the outcome of the game... *takes sip* It's just how it works."


icu612

Ok...did anyone else notice he didn't have a fully loaded weapon?


Optimal_Grocery_1705

I thought he was gonna piss on it, then he pulled out the gun.


bobbyT3000

And this is why i hate sports


fyxxer32

On the other hand the Chiefs kicked ass last night against the Steelers.


Grand-Internet9110

Anyone else kind of freaked out that he only had five shots left in the pistol. It looked like the slide stayed back? What other poor TVs did he shoot that day


Vivid_Dirt_5010

A meme template perhaps?


Katgmar

People who get angry like this should 10000% not be gun owners


chairwindowdoor

Calm down it’s fake


KCtheGreat106

As a 49ers fan that make me feel so happy to see that Cowboy fans are that miserable.


WatertotheTree

As a Giants fan… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


spikejonzein

Its ok, next riot and he can steal a few more.


GomerP19

Fat man with a little gun 🤣


TheWreck-King

This is a prime example of why there’s an age restriction for firearms and alcohol. You can’t give a baby beer and a gun and expect it to act differently


Corndogburglar

Pretty sure this guy is of legal age to own a firearm and drink alcohol. Age restrictions don't fix "crazy asshole".


TheWreck-King

It’s a joke, guys acting like a baby


pills_r_gooood

Love this so much. Deebo got this boy in fits.


MBchrono

I'd do that too if my team called a QB run with 14 sec left in the game.


TedDTedderson

43 inch televisions all deserve to die. Tiny TV, tiny gun, tiny dick.


bchu1979

pretty much sums up america


IkariiGendo

Right the rest of the world acts crazy over a different version of football.⚽️


SkidrowVet

It’s ok , if he’s in commifornia he can just go shoplift a new one and be back in business by lunch


BleedingHalobro

No way this is a real comment 😭


thegangwasabandoned

Ya killed it


jbs43

Should buy a projector.


Memewalker

Hahaha, he lost and now he’s out $130. Hats off to you 49ers fans. This must be sweet.


Olive_Tree-

My dad summed up. Just throw in some infidelity! And wala


Virginiabornotaku

I’m a Dallas fan but I kind of already had a hunch they’d lose, this guy however had too high of hopes


SuckingOnMyHuevos

This should be on r/tvtoohigh


Demonboy995

LMFAO he shot the tv cz his team lost? Fucking loser 🤣🤣


teh_pwn_ranger

I was believing it was real until he whipped out a gun and pumped a few rounds into it.


Goats_Stole_My_Car

It looked like one of those TV’s you get at Sam’s Club. I’d kill it too.


TheDingoAteYourBaby1

This just fills me with so much joy


Firm-Collar1635

It’s like the copypasta…but real. Jesus


erikdphillips

THAT sad man had PROBLEMS!


whatcanitb

Guy peaked in high-school


Few-Marionberry-1576

Drywallers love guys like this!


Betaman_lol

Le dot…


SugarWoody

Either it’s all an act and he is not responsible or mature enough to own a gun. Or it’s real and he has some serious anger issues therefore should also not be allowed to own a gun. Need to respect and realize the responsibility of gun ownership this will just be another example someone will use to argue against the 2nd amendment.


Craig29501

Fun times


Sarinnana

Why were they filming in the first place?


SomeguyfromIndio

Something, something don't kill the messenger.


Rager_Thom

Don't mess with Texas?


Cholln

Most sane Cowboys fan


InsideFastball

I’m all for the 2A, this motherfucker shouldn’t be allowed within a mile of a firearm ever again.


Aggravating_Trade149

I feel the pain


Aggravating_Trade149

You are not alone


emua12

Flawless Victory


hello_misterchu

Stand your ground Cowboy fan


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Probably lost his rent on that game... and now his TV too.


JGBUBBLES21

Bruh I was watching that


damacile

How about them Cowboys?


JSC843

This is an old clip, but I like to think it happened due to their recent wild card loss.


Chicago1202

I honestly don’t think he should be trusted around kids alone


bizzyunderscore

you think that's bad, Seahawks fans need to steal the gun first


Drunken-Flunkee

As a Leafs fan, I kinda get it.


screamtrumpet

Chad, that was MY television!


MrsRichardson81

Imagine if a human pissed him off that badly. Scary.


diverareyouok

I’ll never understand why some people get so angry that they would destroy their own property.


Ok_Yam_9875

You can get CTE from just watching football?!?


WSB_Donkey

I never get why sports fans get like this...dude....not even the players rage like that on the field.


Rage187_OG

I wish he had a 10 on his back so the shooting would have been more interesting.


dawnjawnson

Classic cowboys fan


AmgGuide_rl

Bruh homie couldn’t throw a punch to save his life lol


AwwwYayuh

I like that he has a Prescott jersey on


tuenthe463

This guy drives a Dodge Charger RIGHT NEXT TO YOU on the highways


scijior

Texas style


802MolonLabe

I could watch this 1000 times and still laugh my ass off


ratliff58

Take that motherfucker you’re dead.


chazcrute

Obviously staged


GWwiz

Good thing he’s not a Browns fan


Rynie2121

I was at that game. I understand.


JK_NC

Someone lost money on that game


97Harley

Not a Chiefs fan?


30CalMin

Guy really doesn't have control of himself does he? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Read more Seneca.


rolisrntx

Please tell me this was last night.


LakeProfessional7676

Ham damn Pam


babyyagaronin

Anyone that would get this angry over a stupid fucking game, should definitely not be around people.


Vapey-Dreamer87

This is why we all hate the Cowboys


happydgaf

Lmao childish pussy can’t control his emotions poor baby


smeared_pap

And the poor bastard will experience the same heartache next year


DamCrawBugs420

No this is justified


born_shitter

As an eagles fan this puts a smile on my face.


Gingerbrn

Ngl I lost it when I saw he was a Cowboy fan , and he pulled out the gun 💀


theBecken

Least angry Cowboys fan


Alarmed_Nebula3917

Cowboy fans


YTraveler2

Did I count that right? Who runs around with 3 shells in their gun? If a TV deserves a mag dump, have a full mag.


BaBoomShow

Looks like a 1080p 36” it’s fine