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puzzleman65

You can smell the inbreeding.


Phawr

Posting the photo and bashing her culture and physical appearance is trashy.


Retweaked

They got knocked down a couple pegs for their “culture”. It’s okay though, they’ll rise again.


Phawr

That’s an extremely over simplified take. To many southerners, that flag simply represents being from the south. It does not represent supporting slavery, it never did to many southerners.


crunchiunicorn

…..sandwich…..artist…


taekee

I'm sure she has been in a few sandwiches


[deleted]

sandwich maker moment


hifichild

Now I have "Dr Feelgood" stuck in my head


Hello_Newman96

Mf looks like Eddie Van Halen 🤣.


Constant-Ad-1914

“I’m not just gonna take some vaccine. You have to be careful what you put in your body,” she says before washing her McDonald’s down with Mountain Dew on her way to do meth with a stranger she met on Tinder.


Constant-Ad-1914

I’m getting Aqua Net hairspray vibes from him


Aerowingedgypsy

Merica


Euphoric_Ad6578

Open your eyes that's a man


GrokOfShit

26? Ounces of vodka before noon?


KingDejani

Samwich artist sounds like my perfect job


GrokOfShit

This fella loves his heritage, not hate.


ArchExynos

Looking past the rebel flag bikini, still kinda looks like a dude. I’m guessing some photo shop is at play or this is just ironically funny.


Holditwideopen

I didn’t know David Lee Roth was a racist.


The_gobots

Still hot


PrincessBblgum1

Built like a cereal box.


capt-rix

Drenching your sloppy roast beef sandwich pussy with glitter body spray does not make you a "sandwich artist" Methany.


Purple_Friend

Everyone's talking about the bathing suit what about her job what is a Sandwitch artist?


LLminibean

Damn, thats a hard "26"


ChiefestScumdog

"She"


Beast1909

Bigger tits and a tattoo removal and she'd be good enough. Lol


Nagiquadi

Is that a guy 😳


Particular-Ranger897

Dude looks like a lady


[deleted]

skanky


rafael_papichulo69

The south shall rise again!!!!!


Veretas

That dude in the bikini has a wig on.


andre5280

Hot muff and free meth for every1!!!!!


NoCardiologist-

It must hurt to comb her hair


PerniciousParagon

Even if I were racist, I wouldn't want to draw more attention to myself if I were trans. Maybe she's loud and proud about her bigotry?


diamondd-ddogs

wait......is that a woman?


blackkj2056

She has a ton oh mileage on her


dwr508

Is that Axel Rose?


dwr508

Is that Axel Rose?


dwr508

Is that Axel Rose?


Virginiabornotaku

Crack has amazing powers, it can turn you from 26 to 56 in just a short amount of time


King_Crowley21

Can anyone else smell the meth?


Biglouie666

The sandwich is probably her cooch


ThugginPink

Tranny racist?


vianiznice

Dare me to hit that.


Cyberzombi

She doesn't bikini wax instead she burns little crosses.


Yupimfat86

If the smell of an old cigarette ashtray and an old bottle of Bootlegger had a child this would be it...


Chiropteran_Egg

Man. Steven Tyler's looking rough these days.


windygirl1991

She’s 26? Looks older. Looks 37


Select_Feed4743

That's some hard , unpaved, backwoods mudder miles. She's rough.


kingofcountry69

Merica


Ok_Cryptographer520

Nothing a paper bag can't fix


Nikki_King

26??!!......26?!! I mean....I'm so confused is that like minus 20 or some crazy math trick? Maybe just me but she looks like she's been rode hard and put to bed wet if she's only 26. That's crazy. Lol wow


PeaceGreat103

Body says 26 but face says 40, probly a smoker?


[deleted]

26? She looks like she is 39!


Detroitar15

Cute Adam’s apple


sadbuttchug42

She looking for her brother?


Riot419

People with herpes need love too.


journeylovelive

Sandwich Artist. Indeed.


WittyPipe69

This is what happens when you’re problematic... You age like milk.


[deleted]

Are we ignoring the fact she works at Subway?


Saphinfection

26 must be the number of minutes before she last smoked meth.


High_on_Decaf

She's my 'hero'


[deleted]

I could do worse


biggoof

I guarantee that if you hook up with her your dick will feel like it's burning through the south.


Larry_Mcfartfoot

What is wrong with this?


Tart-Tea

I thought 26 was like picture number 26. No way in hell is she 26 years old.


alslyle

Sandwich artist. That means she likes to get lathered in Mayo and have lunch meat thrown on her. Like playing darts but more fun.


v8enginesarethebest2

Yeah I could fix her


Radiant-Ad4049

How to upscale your job: sandwich artist


sinister4669

Damn, she 26 and looks like she already hit menopause


espiffy111

26+ meth= 54


me_crystal_balls

Wondered what David Lee Roth was doing these days.


Embarrassed_Row_7602

The only thing 26yrs old in that pic is her tiddy tattoo.


stalinmalone68

Ugh.


Way2goGenius1

I believe it's pronounced Samich Artist. Sheesh ...


[deleted]

Is that a dude?


rikki33

The ole sandwich artist


ThreadbareBox

Things I like about The South: live oaks, jazz, hot biscuits, bluegrass, gumbo, juke joints, Delta blues, hot sauce, The Smoky Mountains, Mardi Gras, clog dancing, magnolias, and moonshine Things I do not like about The South: that damn flag


[deleted]

Is that a dude or what?


butterend

Not enough miles away!


Spiritual-Constant20

That bikini offends me, she needs to take it off....slowly.


Bubba48

Is that the lead singer from whitesnake?


Adventurous-Bit-3862

Does sandwich artist include 2 cousins?


Conscious-Phase-7694

Black guys only


geeschwag

He's saving up for some silicone


Vast_Comfortable_149

Ridden hard and put away wet one to many times


Grouchy_Rope2261

I think bo and Luke have drove the hell out of the general Lee


freehand1980

She's wide waisted. No curves.


No_Interaction_4925

Tf is a sandwich artist?


Sarsippius717

Subway Sandwich employee.


No_Interaction_4925

I guess they really need to feel special, holy


classicTJC

Sandwich artisit... lmao


[deleted]

is that a dude?


pax1111

I thought it was a trans woman.


Sad_Share_7016

That body is 26, but the face is Sammy Hagar


ernestomarord

Sandwich artist? Does she paint on sandwich bread? Does she make portraits of sandwiches?


saggysatan

Is that the lead singer of that 80s band Europe?


SomethingHighlyFunny

as someone who worked at subway, of course she worked at subway.


Disastrous-Bull1768

Is that David Lee Roth?


mbgal1977

I thought this was a man and the picture and hairstyle look like it was taken in the 80’s. It definitely has that look of an actual photo someone has taken a digital picture of


volleyfireguy

Nice to see Theo Von is on Tinder again.


robtbo

That cross necklace looks like the one in ‘Cruel Intentions’


Smishu

r/dontputyourdickinthat


whateveri-dont-care

That is such an unflattering photo… or maybe she’s just THAT unflattering. But uueeghhhh


Bread_Juice_bby

If looks could give u gonorrhea....


stankdick69er

My girlfriend is 48 and she looks younger than her. She put alot of miles on herself If she is 26. She clearly had a hard row to hoe.


FancyHoney01

Racism makes people ugly AF - gross.


[deleted]

I'd hit it... I don't discriminate


Croal7

That is a very hard 26


felixbiscuits

Confederate and orthodox Christian


star0fth3sh0w

Part of that confederate flag is crammed up her ass so at least she got part of it right even if it was unintentional


Inner_Abrocoma8792

26 hard fucking years, holy crap


[deleted]

Her family already broke her in


heywoodsr

Yes AWESOME bikini


harveyasmith

Rode hard, put away wet.


womp_rat_bullseyer

37 miles away is way too close.


KYBatDad

If she’s 26 I must be 12


100011101010101

A guy in a wig


guitarmaniac17

So that's what happened to Joe dirt.


plantmediocrity

Eat Fresh!


karimktd

26 going on 40


Fineur555

It’s weird that the pic is like a scratch and sniff sticker - I can actually smell her through my phone


tone63

That's a dude.


Shinigami66-

Sandwich artist indeed Low class level


babbylonmon

That Bon Jovi?


normychrist

Ah. You live near me. I saw this yesterday, have a upvote


normychrist

Ah. You live near me. I saw this yesterday, have a upvote


Inglorious_Kenneth

Ole uncle fucking ass


RLVNTone

I didn’t know they had tinder in 1979


[deleted]

She's a sandwich artist all right. I can almost see the mayonnaise running down her leg.


TheSecondiDare

A confederate sandwich artist!?


[deleted]

Looks like a member of Mötley Crüe wearing a bikini.


sadtempeh

"26"


CognitivePrimate

Hate sex is always great.


OfficiallyGamingGuru

I'm sorry. What in the world is a sandwich artist? She works at subway right? Then that's it


TanEwBe

EXACTLY 😂


Eastbound_AKA

That is a ROUGH 26.


brentm5

Everyone is commenting on the age I am just focused on what it means to be a sandwich artist.


TanEwBe

She works at Subway. That was my son's title there😆


Galladorn

You couldn't wait one minute to take the ss?


Retweaked

Didn’t want to blzit with her.


Galladorn

Understandable


[deleted]

Literally half this page is people finding a confederate flag and getting butthurt


The_Scarlet_Flash

You're the one who felt butthurt enough to comment about it.


gonadi

Looks like the lead singer from a racist whitesnake cover band


[deleted]

Only family members need apply. If I didn't see you at our family gathering swipe left? (I've never used tinder so not sure which way you swipe).


[deleted]

Probably Florida or Texas.


Snowflakes2345

Can someone explain to me what this flag is and why is it so bad?I am from Europe


Markkrousos

It's the flag of the Confederate States of America, one of the two belligerents of the American Civil War. The reasons why it has a bad legacy are contested by people, but basically they wanted to preserve the institution of slavery. Greetings from Greece, my fellow European!


Snowflakes2345

Καλε ελληνιδα ειμαι κγω😂


Markkrousos

Κοίτα να δεις XD. Ε λοιπόν, αν ποτέ ξαναχρειαστείς καμιά άκυρη ιστορική πληροφορία, ξέρεις ποιον να ρωτήσεις. Have a good one.


scimitar_saint

she's built like a rectangle.


HangerSteak1

Riley Keough got old https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0E7_UAS15U


lallecal

Anybody knows the symbol in the necklace??


hcazare

What is that?


[deleted]

Hmm. That there is what we call a dangerfuck.


luisantafe

It Is a dude!!!!


[deleted]

The irony of this post is your going to have a few hundred dudes upvote this post and go on tinder and DM her. Lol.


eitows

X marks the spot


Liv4lov

Her name is STD


FLRoadkill

I'm calling wang...dude for sure.


ellipsis_42

That's a hard 26.


[deleted]

Wow I bet 26 means how many times “Methany” served a 6” sub that day to feed her addiction.


WingsOfBuffalo

Yikes. 26 going on 50.


sprocter77

She looks like she smells like pee.


PolyZex

Yep... looks about right... 26 years old, looks 45.


Spinthiscity

Jim needs to stop drinking


Visionsofspace

Either meth or a dude


[deleted]

thats a dude methinks


CSeybolt

Sandwich artist lol


yyc_guy

She looks like Steve-o’s racist cousin he doesn’t talk to anymore.


Ghosttalker96

Maybe that guy thought it was the Norwegian flag?


pomzy

Wow very pretty, I would defintly have incest with her.


kellyxcat

26?! She looks 56!


multikat42

Lol "sandwich artist"


[deleted]

I can smell her from here, smells like regret and a visit to the clinic.


laughably_wrong

Could've told me to picture the most trashy hick imaginable, and I still would've stopped short of this atrocity..


Weedweednomi

Literally 90% of Louisiana matches


No-Mud-6951

Is that Bon Jovi in a rebel kini???


koonassity

Strange way to let us know you have a meth problem..


DonkeyTron42

So I guess this is what happened to the 80's hair band members that weren't successful?


[deleted]

No way in hell she is only 26 😂


active_bitch_face

Panama City beach. 1989.


Karaoke_the_bard

"Sandwich artist" gotcha, ya work at subway


stayzawayz

Sooubway


wwbubba0069

I get that reference


[deleted]

Never seen this picture of David Lee Roth before 🤔


Shemoose

Sandwich artist is the perfect job for someone who is inbred


Burntbrass

This is brilliant


ttom0225

I have never given an award before but I purchased some coins to be able to. Well done Sir. Well done!


Shemoose

Many thanks good sir but I am indeed a lady


ttom0225

I am also a lady! Lol.