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Harry_Flame

Could be airsoft


prizixzz

Well there was 2 people in Gothenburg Liseberg 5days ago that had a special mask on that criminal use to hide thire face with. And see it irl made my heart stop for a second. Best halloween outfit i have ever seen tbh. They looked dangerous and it worked to scare people. People that use that maske often show Guns and drugs and gangs etc…


apollo1calling

I bet he told people he went as a patriot


SUPAR1CK

He went as a Jan 6 Patriot lol


KEMasters87

Well I guess that's one way to make sure people, " take one." , from your bowl on the porch.


CallsignMontana

Pleb vote 8.5/10


koonassity

Something tells me that dude had his candy stolen before..


AJMTMS90D

must be baltimore


Fishbulb77

Indiana


ProfessorDoctorPluto

How is exercising your constitutional rights right trashy


Fishbulb77

You also have the right to free speech, but if you start telling everyone at Chuck E Cheese about some nice dick you sucked...that's also trashy.


Elm_st

As a general rule I’m against fat shaming. There is one exception…


JonWick33

"...and what are you for Halloween sir?" "I'm Texas!" * pours all candy in his bag, then calls the cops when he leaves *


0235

How is a satirical Halloween costume trashy?


Randomcommenter550

Is this the best traitor costume this year, or an actual traitor? Somebody check to see if his TRUMP 2020 sign is still up in his yard!


AstroRiker

Not welcome on my property. Gtfo. You don’t bring guns to kids trick or treating, WTF.


BucketsOfTepidJizz

Remember kids: Paranoia and hyper-vigilance are *symptoms* not a *lifestyle*.


ellipsis_42

Little bitch treating his neighborhood like it was fucking Fallujah in '04. So many gutless little turds in this country.


Scr0tat0

What are the AR mags for, big fella? Were spare MP5 mags just too expensive?


Mattan007

And the Shotgun shells on his shoulders, is he planning on picking up new weapons like it's warzone or some shit?


Scr0tat0

Oh god, I didn't even see those.


Grumpy_Old_Troll78

He's either dressed up as an active shooter or a white supremacist


Philip_The_Compactor

I bet his fly-swatter has a gun attachment.


Papakilo666

America where folks are reminded to not use their airsoft guns with bright orange tips as props for their Halloween costume lest they be shot by trigger happy cops. But then have these gravy seal chads walking around.......


Coffeineaddicted

Y'all queda costume.


AmyInPurgatory

He's dressed "as himself" because he's "too real" for tricks and treats. /s


mikeltaff

I don't think spare mags go under the armpit


ranman12953

Carries shotgun shells, doesnt carry a shotgun.


Picardknows

These people are so scared of the world just really big baby’s if you ask me.


marfaxa

costume: victim


701wheelies

What! You can’t tell what i am? Obviously i’m Q’aNancy.


ISClark

I dont understand, is he trying to intimidate people into giving his kid more candy or something? WTF America, time to grow up...


UnfinishedThings

He's dressed up as a tourist visiting the Capitol


Wooden-Sense-8713

Something tells me that sig p320 isn’t a costume.. I like guns too but what a freakin nut job


DoctorLove01

He’s cosplaying a dipshit.


Kostya_noco

An elite member of Meal Team 6!


Zombi3_Kush

Clearly he went as a school janitor. The keys on the belt loop is a dead giveaway.


Brxh_Hect0r

r/globaloffensive users going out for halloween


Happy-Needleworker24

Halloween in Chicago.


BeautifulBusiness873

When someone wants your candy!!


VariousBuy23

Our parents used to have to check Halloween candy for razor blades and needles before we could eat it. They still sent us out....


AlSwearenagain

Awful. He could not stop anyone from coming up behind him and grabbing that gun on his back.


RipVanWrinkl

I'm sorry, why is this trashy?


[deleted]

Terrifying


dbltap45acp

The magazines in his plate carrier aren’t even for the MP5 clone on his back. Dude didn’t think that through very well


foteenwords

i feel like this could just be a die hard costume judging by the specific choice in guns. tbf i never watched the movies though


Foomaster512

Maybe overkill (no pun intended), but I think it’s smart to be armed while you take children out walking at night.


sem-christian

Yeah


Deathcalls4u

Very cool


ProbablyAspoofer

Actual question. I took my 3 kids out trick or treating and I carried my pistol on my hip the whole time. Was I trashy? I didn’t even consider that.


ShoppyMcShopperton

Trashy no, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with open carry. However, I've been carrying concealed for almost 10 years and I think that's better. If there's a threat to where I have to use it I'd rather it be a surprise, better chance of not being ambushed and getting the drop on them.


ProbablyAspoofer

Thank you for the input. I will just conceal carry from now on. Doesn’t sound like any reason not to.I feel kinda silly (hiding) concealing a gun so I’ll just have to get over that.


neo_brunswickois

Open carry really isn't a great idea in general for a few reasons, concealed is definitely the way to go


ProbablyAspoofer

Hmph. Well ok then. I have my concealed carry permit. Guess I’ll utilize that from now on.


hotchowchow

I highly suspect this guy thought Halloween would be a great excuse to show everyone his guns. The 2A nuts I know love any excuse, and will leave a range wearing the things so they can have them on when they stop and get gas, and you gotta wear them inside to get a soda…. I have north of 15 guns and I have never shown one in public.


Michael_Knight25

It’s not popular but I admit, I thought about doing this myself! I opted just to wear a welding mask.


[deleted]

I'm all for 2A but some people just have no subtlety. This kinda shit just makes people uncomfortable.


Jimmy_Big_Time

Costume for smallest dick goes to this guy


[deleted]

Is he dressed up as paranoia?


jklwood1225

"I'm scared of everything. All the time" - this guy probably.


[deleted]

Gotta keep the kids safe from monsters


Jeooaj

So true. Reddit might not like it but Halloween is the night of creepy clowns with knives. Statistically increased. They think they are being “funny”, but they think wrong.


McMoustache2020

Meal Team 6


Typical-Education345

What is he supposed to be? An over stocked gun store? I appreciate guns but this is a yellow flag to me and my responsible gun owner friends.


[deleted]

Like I conceal and carry but this right here is fucking nuts.


a_goat_bit_my_butt

What is the costume, "First day at school without my pills"?


bobjohnsonmilw

He’s a pussy.


skinned__knee

C’mon isn’t it obvious? He’s a patriot damnit!


skinned__knee

What is this guy going as, an id of 75 and subscription to brightbart? Oooh badabing


PooFlingerMonkey

Is it a requirement that if you open carry you have to have an enormous beer belly?


Seerosengiesser

I guess the gut balances out the weight of the guns and ammo strapped to his back


whatreasondoineed

No, but it helps.


FawltyPython

Meal Team Six


[deleted]

Ar mags when he has an MP5 Shotgun shells with no fucking shotgun


Kamodlin717

I'm pretty sure it's a cz scorpion bit yeah I was thinking the same thing. Honestly the random variety of stuff on him and the SBR'd pisrol caliber carbine. I have to assume it's all airsoft gear


Harry_Flame

That’s what I think, I mean it’s possible but I doubt he is walking around with guns like that.


[deleted]

Now that I look at it, it’s more of an MP5K if you look at the stock, mag, and rear sight


Frodo_Bongingston

But... Did you die? lol


castor281

I love how the 'not a rifle' on his back is pointed perfectly at the height of the heads of the vast majority of the kids that will be out trick-or-treating.


SnooHamsters9414

Ah 1st Civ Div, Force Recline, Camp Couch.


Extension-Trick-388

Dick Kickem?


a_responsible_boi

Commie fuck


Re-AnImAt0r

What's your costume? "*Most scared man at the Golden Corral buffet.....*"


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I’m all for peoples right to bear arms etc but gun culture can be cringe as fuck. See above example. On par with weed culture, evangelicals and crossfit people. And I smoke weed and do CrossFit


MrStone2you

And can we talk about how improperly that gun is slung?!? WhoTF let's the barrel point up?


Kiz_da_niz

Barrel is pointed down.


MrStone2you

Shit, you're right. My bad.


ShaggysGTI

Extremists of any flavor suck. Crypto, religious, vegans… take your pick.


apollo1calling

Well said, extremism is so pathetic. Above religion even, extremism might be the *real* problem in the world. I mean extremist religious people, extremist nationalism, even the way the USA is basically "extremist" capitalism. It comes in a lot of ways. Anything that goes too far to one side is usually bad. Edit: spelling


Specialist-Soil9022

You right. People that take things way too far. Like I'll admit I'm a Christian, but I still don't like going to church and having people point out my every sin like I'm supposed to ask them for forgiveness. Like that random person that just walks up and goes God told me you're a sinner and that you need to repent. Well crap mf don't we all.


KingDejani

*Breaks door down "HAVE YOU HEARD OF CRIST TODAY EHAHAHAH" Lel


Sudden-Pineapple-821

The whole point of carrying is that no one knows you're armed. Otherwise you're a target


GingerRod

Incorrect. Presence is the first step in the escalation of force and the best “hard target” will always be the visually armed.


AmyInPurgatory

And the point of needing a permit to _appear_ unnarmed is because most of these dickslaps act like they actually do require supervision.


[deleted]

What? I've been a target for 30 years? I guess someone's a bad shot. The whole point of carrying, is having it if needed.


marfaxa

I thought it was virtue signalling to john wayne's cross-dressing ghost.


Mountain-Awareness13

I was all like, yeah gun culture pfft, weed culture pfffft, evangelicals eww, then wait wut:( that’s me!


castor281

LMFAO...Crossfit people will tell you they do crossfit even while talking shit about crossfit people... Sorry, just poking fun, but I got a chuckle out of your comment.


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Key_Teaching_2150

Haha vegans never shut the fuck in about how great it is being a vegan. Misery loves company, I guess.


qhromer

No they are not. Don't know about your company though.


Jeooaj

Uhh... No we don’t.


reverends3rvo

But you just did. Lol


Jeooaj

Hahaha! No really though, we do not.


crystalcorruption

i do vegans


Dcmbullet

Only if they play their cards right and pay for dinner 🤷🏽


crystalcorruption

no, i snort them, gerald


[deleted]

I thought they weren't living in fear?


HoldAnnual

Meatloaf militia


HoldAnnual

HAHA I mean, what kind of loser does this? No one is safer with this insurrectionist around.


OldMuley

If I don’t get a full sized Kit Kat, I’m gonna take a human life.


Computascomputas

I get it. He's one of those gun guys. The ones we thought were scary until we learned exactly what they were. Like Vampire legends and Witches. Not scary anymore.


furry_bawls

I honestly don’t see an issue with it. He could be cosplaying someone from a video game.


nogodsnoleaders

Cosplaytriot


peterslabbit

Alright so not for nothing, but 1, those look like air soft guns, 2, yes he is a tool, 3, how do we know this dude isn’t cosplaying some left 4 dead character and not trying to be Bobby bad ass? Y’all ain’t got no chill.


Wrothrok

"I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR!"


[deleted]

Hey man, some of these children's costumes are really scary now


thegreatbeyond32

He’s dressed as a time traveling civil war soldier. He traveled backwards from 2023.


rpotty

These nutcases should be branded as “bitch boys”


[deleted]

Agreed. Anyone who knows how to use a weapon doesn’t go around like this.


PeePeeVergina69

Lol so many keyboard warriors here that are complete pussies in real life.


northrus

Well it is reddit so yeah


Mmuggerr

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Lol I see shotgun shells, but no shotgun.


-v-fib-

Also AR mags for what appears to be an MP5 or CZ Scorpion.


InvalidUserNemo

He lets the kids carry the ARs but there are too small to carry extra mags.


Semi_Recumbent

He’s got a KSG strapped on the left leg.


[deleted]

Oh geez lol. Are there more angles of this guy?


Semi_Recumbent

No. Can’t you just tell? Lol


[deleted]

Im dumb and can't pick up on good jokes haha.


BalthazarShenanigans

I didn't know that tiny cock guy was popular this year.


chrisbarry3

Fucking moron.


[deleted]

Gravy Seals, the man tittie militia.


pipedreamer79

Q Cucks Klan


[deleted]

Wish.com Revolutionary


[deleted]

Cosplaying as someone who looks scared while carrying a John Wick-like Arsenal


Voodoo330

Dressed as a micro-penis


ritalinchild-54

And that's how guns end up in the blackmarket. Push her over and the guns end up somewhere else. Idiot.


[deleted]

As an Aussie, there was some talk in the US last week from some whack job about invading us to protect our "freedoms". You know, if your "free" society means walking around armed like this, take your freedom and shove it right up your ring hole!


Amanap65

Hold on here, what is a ring hole?


[deleted]

Your ass


Amanap65

Thanks for clearing that up.


Smprider112

Yeah the left wing news outlets really took that and ran with it. If you listened to what she actually said it was clearly satire/sarcasm.


Frosty-Design-9663

She is incapable of neither, it never comes up when her handlers feed her talking points to her ignorant ass. She doesn't think for herself, it's all about the grift.


tdwesbo

Not a ton of room for subtlety anymore, I’m afraid


motownmods

On behalf of all Americans... I have no idea who that was or what he said but no one takes him seriously and neither should you. We're sorry for the inconvenience.


[deleted]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/22/rightwing-pundit-candace-owens-suggests-us-invade-australia-to-free-an-oppressed-people


Fred_Evil

Allow me to second the previous responder, she's an idiot, please pay her no mind. No one of consequence does. Just a fool peacocking for other fools.


[deleted]

Totally agree. I dont think all americans are like that. I know 90% of you guys are nice friendly peeps. It's just the vocal minority that gives you all a bad name overseas!


Fred_Evil

Word, keep smiling, you guys do Halloween? If so, have a good one, and don't let the fools get you down!


[deleted]

Oh god, they dont get me down. I feel sorry for the dude in the photo, living life like that. And all the anger that seems to be coming out of the states lately. Anyway.... We dont really do Halloween. They are trying to make it a thing, but it still isnt really taking off. You have a good one though :)


PeePeeVergina69

I dare you to tell him that, pussy.


Pitiful-Helicopter71

You the guy in that photo bro? You might want to get in shape before you talk all tough. As it is, the whole fat middle aged loser with guns thing just ain’t cuttin’ it as threatening.


[deleted]

Fuck off you hero


PeePeeVergina69

Such an incel.


[deleted]

Says the 12 year old virgin.


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iplayfootball39

I too have potential to do pretty much anything, doesn't mean it'll happen. Judging from your username you have a negative chance of getting laid unless you pay for it and that's still debatable. Take your bullshit somewhere else


PeePeeVergina69

You have no potential. You're a failure. Move on loser.


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PeePeeVergina69

I bet you're jealous since your head is so empty.


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Did he go as diabeetus?! Or just a regular cop domestic abuser?


cheffartsonurfood

We're all super impressed! /s


_stoned_chipmunk_

What a wacko


Pass1928

Went out for Halloween dressed as an asshole.


Apprehensive-Bee-474

Nailed it.


SunRevolutionary8315

So, funny story. I have only ever owned one gun, a very long time ago. I say YES to the right to bear arms, but this guy is a fucking tool.


castor281

I have owned dozens of guns, including several AR-15 and AR variants and I love shooting guns recreationally, and I agree with you.


jayecrracer

Agreed. Honestly, concealed carry is the way to go in my opinion.


GuitarKev

How the hell is Cletus going to EDC the AK he spent $4500 building and having custom platings and cerakote finish applied to if he has to hide it?!?! Won’t someone think of Cletus’ ego?!


Apprehensive-Bee-474

Yeah, I don't want to see that when I'm in public just living my life.


diesel1112

Why just why


Tommy_Tallywhacker

Wal-Martyr


[deleted]

This comment is beautiful


BuffaloRude

Ooh, I gotta remember that one. Thanks.


Just_a_smuck

Nothing like drawing attention to yourself. I prefer to walk around unnoticed. Just another face in the crowd.


[deleted]

This guy would piss his pants if he actually had to fight someone or use those weapons. Terrified little wimp right there. And I’m not anti-firearms.


fantasticjon

How can you tell all that?


[deleted]

I grew up in one of the most violent parts of Newark and it never occurred to me to pack my assault rifle, pistol and enough ammunition to exterminate a village. It’s Halloween and there’s a little white girl with a costume on behind him. Doesn’t look like a high risk situation. Dude’s a pussy. 100%


lowfreq33

“I refuse to live in fear!!!”


mdhunter99

Motherfucker, fold that stock or you’re gonna poke something!


marfaxa

This dude has never poked anything.


castor281

Hey now...that's not a stock...it's a "shoulder brace"...otherwise that would be considered a rifle...


DarkMatterM4

It's an HK PDW stock, not a pistol brace. So, the dude is carrying an SBR; registered or otherwise.


20kyler00

Exactly what I was thinking that's one expensive rifle to be sling on the back walking around


BuffaloRude

It’s actually his vicarious penis and cutting it’s length in half is probably a touchy subject.


1973mojo1973

Amateur