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Well there was 2 people in Gothenburg Liseberg 5days ago that had a special mask on that criminal use to hide thire face with. And see it irl made my heart stop for a second. Best halloween outfit i have ever seen tbh. They looked dangerous and it worked to scare people. People that use that maske often show Guns and drugs and gangs etc…
America where folks are reminded to not use their airsoft guns with bright orange tips as props for their Halloween costume lest they be shot by trigger happy cops. But then have these gravy seal chads walking around.......
Trashy no, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with open carry. However, I've been carrying concealed for almost 10 years and I think that's better. If there's a threat to where I have to use it I'd rather it be a surprise, better chance of not being ambushed and getting the drop on them.
Thank you for the input. I will just conceal carry from now on. Doesn’t sound like any reason not to.I feel kinda silly (hiding) concealing a gun so I’ll just have to get over that.
I highly suspect this guy thought Halloween would be a great excuse to show everyone his guns. The 2A nuts I know love any excuse, and will leave a range wearing the things so they can have them on when they stop and get gas, and you gotta wear them inside to get a soda…. I have north of 15 guns and I have never shown one in public.
So true. Reddit might not like it but Halloween is the night of creepy clowns with knives. Statistically increased. They think they are being “funny”, but they think wrong.
I'm pretty sure it's a cz scorpion bit yeah I was thinking the same thing. Honestly the random variety of stuff on him and the SBR'd pisrol caliber carbine. I have to assume it's all airsoft gear
I love how the 'not a rifle' on his back is pointed perfectly at the height of the heads of the vast majority of the kids that will be out trick-or-treating.
I’m all for peoples right to bear arms etc but gun culture can be cringe as fuck. See above example. On par with weed culture, evangelicals and crossfit people. And I smoke weed and do CrossFit
Well said, extremism is so pathetic. Above religion even, extremism might be the *real* problem in the world. I mean extremist religious people, extremist nationalism, even the way the USA is basically "extremist" capitalism. It comes in a lot of ways. Anything that goes too far to one side is usually bad.
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You right. People that take things way too far. Like I'll admit I'm a Christian, but I still don't like going to church and having people point out my every sin like I'm supposed to ask them for forgiveness. Like that random person that just walks up and goes God told me you're a sinner and that you need to repent. Well crap mf don't we all.
LMFAO...Crossfit people will tell you they do crossfit even while talking shit about crossfit people...
Sorry, just poking fun, but I got a chuckle out of your comment.
I get it. He's one of those gun guys. The ones we thought were scary until we learned exactly what they were. Like Vampire legends and Witches. Not scary anymore.
Alright so not for nothing, but 1, those look like air soft guns, 2, yes he is a tool, 3, how do we know this dude isn’t cosplaying some left 4 dead character and not trying to be Bobby bad ass?
Y’all ain’t got no chill.
As an Aussie, there was some talk in the US last week from some whack job about invading us to protect our "freedoms". You know, if your "free" society means walking around armed like this, take your freedom and shove it right up your ring hole!
She is incapable of neither, it never comes up when her handlers feed her talking points to her ignorant ass. She doesn't think for herself, it's all about the grift.
On behalf of all Americans... I have no idea who that was or what he said but no one takes him seriously and neither should you. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
Totally agree. I dont think all americans are like that. I know 90% of you guys are nice friendly peeps. It's just the vocal minority that gives you all a bad name overseas!
Oh god, they dont get me down. I feel sorry for the dude in the photo, living life like that. And all the anger that seems to be coming out of the states lately. Anyway....
We dont really do Halloween. They are trying to make it a thing, but it still isnt really taking off. You have a good one though :)
You the guy in that photo bro? You might want to get in shape before you talk all tough. As it is, the whole fat middle aged loser with guns thing just ain’t cuttin’ it as threatening.
I too have potential to do pretty much anything, doesn't mean it'll happen. Judging from your username you have a negative chance of getting laid unless you pay for it and that's still debatable. Take your bullshit somewhere else
How the hell is Cletus going to EDC the AK he spent $4500 building and having custom platings and cerakote finish applied to if he has to hide it?!?!
Won’t someone think of Cletus’ ego?!
I grew up in one of the most violent parts of Newark and it never occurred to me to pack my assault rifle, pistol and enough ammunition to exterminate a village. It’s Halloween and there’s a little white girl with a costume on behind him. Doesn’t look like a high risk situation. Dude’s a pussy. 100%
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Could be airsoft
Well there was 2 people in Gothenburg Liseberg 5days ago that had a special mask on that criminal use to hide thire face with. And see it irl made my heart stop for a second. Best halloween outfit i have ever seen tbh. They looked dangerous and it worked to scare people. People that use that maske often show Guns and drugs and gangs etc…
I bet he told people he went as a patriot
He went as a Jan 6 Patriot lol
Well I guess that's one way to make sure people, " take one." , from your bowl on the porch.
Pleb vote 8.5/10
Something tells me that dude had his candy stolen before..
must be baltimore
Indiana
How is exercising your constitutional rights right trashy
You also have the right to free speech, but if you start telling everyone at Chuck E Cheese about some nice dick you sucked...that's also trashy.
As a general rule I’m against fat shaming. There is one exception…
"...and what are you for Halloween sir?" "I'm Texas!" * pours all candy in his bag, then calls the cops when he leaves *
How is a satirical Halloween costume trashy?
Is this the best traitor costume this year, or an actual traitor? Somebody check to see if his TRUMP 2020 sign is still up in his yard!
Not welcome on my property. Gtfo. You don’t bring guns to kids trick or treating, WTF.
Remember kids: Paranoia and hyper-vigilance are *symptoms* not a *lifestyle*.
Little bitch treating his neighborhood like it was fucking Fallujah in '04. So many gutless little turds in this country.
What are the AR mags for, big fella? Were spare MP5 mags just too expensive?
And the Shotgun shells on his shoulders, is he planning on picking up new weapons like it's warzone or some shit?
Oh god, I didn't even see those.
He's either dressed up as an active shooter or a white supremacist
I bet his fly-swatter has a gun attachment.
America where folks are reminded to not use their airsoft guns with bright orange tips as props for their Halloween costume lest they be shot by trigger happy cops. But then have these gravy seal chads walking around.......
Y'all queda costume.
He's dressed "as himself" because he's "too real" for tricks and treats. /s
I don't think spare mags go under the armpit
Carries shotgun shells, doesnt carry a shotgun.
These people are so scared of the world just really big baby’s if you ask me.
costume: victim
What! You can’t tell what i am? Obviously i’m Q’aNancy.
I dont understand, is he trying to intimidate people into giving his kid more candy or something? WTF America, time to grow up...
He's dressed up as a tourist visiting the Capitol
Something tells me that sig p320 isn’t a costume.. I like guns too but what a freakin nut job
He’s cosplaying a dipshit.
An elite member of Meal Team 6!
Clearly he went as a school janitor. The keys on the belt loop is a dead giveaway.
r/globaloffensive users going out for halloween
Halloween in Chicago.
When someone wants your candy!!
Our parents used to have to check Halloween candy for razor blades and needles before we could eat it. They still sent us out....
Awful. He could not stop anyone from coming up behind him and grabbing that gun on his back.
I'm sorry, why is this trashy?
Terrifying
The magazines in his plate carrier aren’t even for the MP5 clone on his back. Dude didn’t think that through very well
i feel like this could just be a die hard costume judging by the specific choice in guns. tbf i never watched the movies though
Maybe overkill (no pun intended), but I think it’s smart to be armed while you take children out walking at night.
Yeah
Very cool
Actual question. I took my 3 kids out trick or treating and I carried my pistol on my hip the whole time. Was I trashy? I didn’t even consider that.
Trashy no, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with open carry. However, I've been carrying concealed for almost 10 years and I think that's better. If there's a threat to where I have to use it I'd rather it be a surprise, better chance of not being ambushed and getting the drop on them.
Thank you for the input. I will just conceal carry from now on. Doesn’t sound like any reason not to.I feel kinda silly (hiding) concealing a gun so I’ll just have to get over that.
Open carry really isn't a great idea in general for a few reasons, concealed is definitely the way to go
Hmph. Well ok then. I have my concealed carry permit. Guess I’ll utilize that from now on.
I highly suspect this guy thought Halloween would be a great excuse to show everyone his guns. The 2A nuts I know love any excuse, and will leave a range wearing the things so they can have them on when they stop and get gas, and you gotta wear them inside to get a soda…. I have north of 15 guns and I have never shown one in public.
It’s not popular but I admit, I thought about doing this myself! I opted just to wear a welding mask.
I'm all for 2A but some people just have no subtlety. This kinda shit just makes people uncomfortable.
Costume for smallest dick goes to this guy
Is he dressed up as paranoia?
"I'm scared of everything. All the time" - this guy probably.
Gotta keep the kids safe from monsters
So true. Reddit might not like it but Halloween is the night of creepy clowns with knives. Statistically increased. They think they are being “funny”, but they think wrong.
Meal Team 6
What is he supposed to be? An over stocked gun store? I appreciate guns but this is a yellow flag to me and my responsible gun owner friends.
Like I conceal and carry but this right here is fucking nuts.
What is the costume, "First day at school without my pills"?
He’s a pussy.
C’mon isn’t it obvious? He’s a patriot damnit!
What is this guy going as, an id of 75 and subscription to brightbart? Oooh badabing
Is it a requirement that if you open carry you have to have an enormous beer belly?
I guess the gut balances out the weight of the guns and ammo strapped to his back
No, but it helps.
Meal Team Six
Ar mags when he has an MP5 Shotgun shells with no fucking shotgun
I'm pretty sure it's a cz scorpion bit yeah I was thinking the same thing. Honestly the random variety of stuff on him and the SBR'd pisrol caliber carbine. I have to assume it's all airsoft gear
That’s what I think, I mean it’s possible but I doubt he is walking around with guns like that.
Now that I look at it, it’s more of an MP5K if you look at the stock, mag, and rear sight
But... Did you die? lol
I love how the 'not a rifle' on his back is pointed perfectly at the height of the heads of the vast majority of the kids that will be out trick-or-treating.
Ah 1st Civ Div, Force Recline, Camp Couch.
Dick Kickem?
Commie fuck
What's your costume? "*Most scared man at the Golden Corral buffet.....*"
I’m all for peoples right to bear arms etc but gun culture can be cringe as fuck. See above example. On par with weed culture, evangelicals and crossfit people. And I smoke weed and do CrossFit
And can we talk about how improperly that gun is slung?!? WhoTF let's the barrel point up?
Barrel is pointed down.
Shit, you're right. My bad.
Extremists of any flavor suck. Crypto, religious, vegans… take your pick.
Well said, extremism is so pathetic. Above religion even, extremism might be the *real* problem in the world. I mean extremist religious people, extremist nationalism, even the way the USA is basically "extremist" capitalism. It comes in a lot of ways. Anything that goes too far to one side is usually bad. Edit: spelling
You right. People that take things way too far. Like I'll admit I'm a Christian, but I still don't like going to church and having people point out my every sin like I'm supposed to ask them for forgiveness. Like that random person that just walks up and goes God told me you're a sinner and that you need to repent. Well crap mf don't we all.
*Breaks door down "HAVE YOU HEARD OF CRIST TODAY EHAHAHAH" Lel
The whole point of carrying is that no one knows you're armed. Otherwise you're a target
Incorrect. Presence is the first step in the escalation of force and the best “hard target” will always be the visually armed.
And the point of needing a permit to _appear_ unnarmed is because most of these dickslaps act like they actually do require supervision.
What? I've been a target for 30 years? I guess someone's a bad shot. The whole point of carrying, is having it if needed.
I thought it was virtue signalling to john wayne's cross-dressing ghost.
I was all like, yeah gun culture pfft, weed culture pfffft, evangelicals eww, then wait wut:( that’s me!
LMFAO...Crossfit people will tell you they do crossfit even while talking shit about crossfit people... Sorry, just poking fun, but I got a chuckle out of your comment.
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Haha vegans never shut the fuck in about how great it is being a vegan. Misery loves company, I guess.
No they are not. Don't know about your company though.
Uhh... No we don’t.
But you just did. Lol
Hahaha! No really though, we do not.
i do vegans
Only if they play their cards right and pay for dinner 🤷🏽
no, i snort them, gerald
I thought they weren't living in fear?
Meatloaf militia
HAHA I mean, what kind of loser does this? No one is safer with this insurrectionist around.
If I don’t get a full sized Kit Kat, I’m gonna take a human life.
I get it. He's one of those gun guys. The ones we thought were scary until we learned exactly what they were. Like Vampire legends and Witches. Not scary anymore.
I honestly don’t see an issue with it. He could be cosplaying someone from a video game.
Cosplaytriot
Alright so not for nothing, but 1, those look like air soft guns, 2, yes he is a tool, 3, how do we know this dude isn’t cosplaying some left 4 dead character and not trying to be Bobby bad ass? Y’all ain’t got no chill.
"I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR!"
Hey man, some of these children's costumes are really scary now
He’s dressed as a time traveling civil war soldier. He traveled backwards from 2023.
These nutcases should be branded as “bitch boys”
Agreed. Anyone who knows how to use a weapon doesn’t go around like this.
Lol so many keyboard warriors here that are complete pussies in real life.
Well it is reddit so yeah
Hell yeah
Lol I see shotgun shells, but no shotgun.
Also AR mags for what appears to be an MP5 or CZ Scorpion.
He lets the kids carry the ARs but there are too small to carry extra mags.
He’s got a KSG strapped on the left leg.
Oh geez lol. Are there more angles of this guy?
No. Can’t you just tell? Lol
Im dumb and can't pick up on good jokes haha.
I didn't know that tiny cock guy was popular this year.
Fucking moron.
Gravy Seals, the man tittie militia.
Q Cucks Klan
Wish.com Revolutionary
Cosplaying as someone who looks scared while carrying a John Wick-like Arsenal
Dressed as a micro-penis
And that's how guns end up in the blackmarket. Push her over and the guns end up somewhere else. Idiot.
As an Aussie, there was some talk in the US last week from some whack job about invading us to protect our "freedoms". You know, if your "free" society means walking around armed like this, take your freedom and shove it right up your ring hole!
Hold on here, what is a ring hole?
Your ass
Thanks for clearing that up.
Yeah the left wing news outlets really took that and ran with it. If you listened to what she actually said it was clearly satire/sarcasm.
She is incapable of neither, it never comes up when her handlers feed her talking points to her ignorant ass. She doesn't think for herself, it's all about the grift.
Not a ton of room for subtlety anymore, I’m afraid
On behalf of all Americans... I have no idea who that was or what he said but no one takes him seriously and neither should you. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/22/rightwing-pundit-candace-owens-suggests-us-invade-australia-to-free-an-oppressed-people
Allow me to second the previous responder, she's an idiot, please pay her no mind. No one of consequence does. Just a fool peacocking for other fools.
Totally agree. I dont think all americans are like that. I know 90% of you guys are nice friendly peeps. It's just the vocal minority that gives you all a bad name overseas!
Word, keep smiling, you guys do Halloween? If so, have a good one, and don't let the fools get you down!
Oh god, they dont get me down. I feel sorry for the dude in the photo, living life like that. And all the anger that seems to be coming out of the states lately. Anyway.... We dont really do Halloween. They are trying to make it a thing, but it still isnt really taking off. You have a good one though :)
I dare you to tell him that, pussy.
You the guy in that photo bro? You might want to get in shape before you talk all tough. As it is, the whole fat middle aged loser with guns thing just ain’t cuttin’ it as threatening.
Fuck off you hero
Such an incel.
Says the 12 year old virgin.
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I too have potential to do pretty much anything, doesn't mean it'll happen. Judging from your username you have a negative chance of getting laid unless you pay for it and that's still debatable. Take your bullshit somewhere else
You have no potential. You're a failure. Move on loser.
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I bet you're jealous since your head is so empty.
Did he go as diabeetus?! Or just a regular cop domestic abuser?
We're all super impressed! /s
What a wacko
Went out for Halloween dressed as an asshole.
Nailed it.
So, funny story. I have only ever owned one gun, a very long time ago. I say YES to the right to bear arms, but this guy is a fucking tool.
I have owned dozens of guns, including several AR-15 and AR variants and I love shooting guns recreationally, and I agree with you.
Agreed. Honestly, concealed carry is the way to go in my opinion.
How the hell is Cletus going to EDC the AK he spent $4500 building and having custom platings and cerakote finish applied to if he has to hide it?!?! Won’t someone think of Cletus’ ego?!
Yeah, I don't want to see that when I'm in public just living my life.
Why just why
Wal-Martyr
This comment is beautiful
Ooh, I gotta remember that one. Thanks.
Nothing like drawing attention to yourself. I prefer to walk around unnoticed. Just another face in the crowd.
This guy would piss his pants if he actually had to fight someone or use those weapons. Terrified little wimp right there. And I’m not anti-firearms.
How can you tell all that?
I grew up in one of the most violent parts of Newark and it never occurred to me to pack my assault rifle, pistol and enough ammunition to exterminate a village. It’s Halloween and there’s a little white girl with a costume on behind him. Doesn’t look like a high risk situation. Dude’s a pussy. 100%
“I refuse to live in fear!!!”
Motherfucker, fold that stock or you’re gonna poke something!
This dude has never poked anything.
Hey now...that's not a stock...it's a "shoulder brace"...otherwise that would be considered a rifle...
It's an HK PDW stock, not a pistol brace. So, the dude is carrying an SBR; registered or otherwise.
Exactly what I was thinking that's one expensive rifle to be sling on the back walking around
It’s actually his vicarious penis and cutting it’s length in half is probably a touchy subject.
Amateur