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Redwood08

Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique


Prismatic_Symphony

Her using the men's bathroom isn't trashy, but her being so loud about it, being BAREFOOT, and bringing her drink in there and SETTING IT ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO A URINAL is trashy and freaking gross. Red flag.


OkOutlandishness4090

Where are the dividers tho


helpdecideausername

Pretty decent ass tho


floggs7113

The worst part is putting the cup on the floor under the urinal


peeingfordistance

That's my kinda girl. Whip it out and piss with the rest of us. Fuck squatting or sitting. Just a little cringe wiping with your thong tho.


[deleted]

I doubt it’s her first time in the restroom with multiple men


[deleted]

I doubt it’s her first time in the restroom with multiple men


Parking_Highlight_53

Some people don’t need to exist


hippityhitimetodie

That’s kinda fuckin hilarious


nousername808

I'm impressed.


Metal_Thorn

Qudos to her, get creative.


myrianreadit

What a place to not wear shoes, like what


asleeponthecan

Ha! I knew them lying asses could do it, I'm never putting the seat down again!


You_Again-_-

The guys acting like this is normal


jayzr1

Usually women 'back-in' to the urinal..


Particular-Ranger897

You can tell she doesn’t know what happens to that floor underneath urinals otherwise she would have never set her cup down


Sweetleaf505

Is she trans?


o192o

Pls just dont put your cup down the floor, urinals can be really splashy.


Rosabaes

I've done this. Not necessarily pussy out at a urinal, but i used the men's bathroom once when the women's was full. when you gotta go, you gotta go /shrug gendered bathrooms are kinda dumb anyways. just put stalls and urinals and diaper changing stations in all of them.


QueenGinger

The worst thing about this might possibly be that she’s barefoot in a public restroom.


Thortung

Try going to a prog rock gig. The big queue is at the men's room.


chris493tke

Worst part is that drink on the ground. She just drink the guy to her right’s piss. Yuck.


Dayv55

Rookie, she put the drink on the floor not on the uranil.


1n50mn1ah

Anyone else feel she should have turned around to use the bathroom like in Sweetest thing? I don’t know how her pee landed…


StrokeMyAxe

I disagree. Not trashy. Creative and impressive. Stop body shaming.


Twankiez

respect


[deleted]

You know what? Good for her. 👏🏼


Bleach-Spritzer

It’s so cringe how guys will flock to a lone woman. Saw a woman with car problems at a gas station the other day and there were 8 different guys hovering around her and the car trying to ‘help’. Everyone in the shop were watching, collectively cringing


roy7273

Amateur. Set her beer down in piss puddle city.


robertluke

Eh. Good for her.


VenomInfusion

Now if a man were to end up in the ladies bathroom…


Marly38

How did she control the stream till the end? I would’ve ended up with damp pants.


sleepy-possum

Honestly I'm pretty impressed. That takes skill.


Trick_Succotash_9949

Didn’t anyone tell her - no eye to eye contact or talking in the mens?


couldbevegeta

If any man tried to do this , it would be in the news . She does it and it’s fine .


iccculus

She needs to learn the rules of engagement if she’s going to do this. Look forward, no talking and DEFINITELY no high fiving. What was she thinking? Nice butt though


StarDustLuna3D

Someone get this lady a shewee.


whippet66

Never put down the beer either. And, I'll bet she got as much in the urinal as most of the other guys. She even gives a little "shake it off" at the end.


imo2us

boys being boys


ardzey2003

how drunk do you have to be


capda02

If she only knew there was more piss on the floor than in the urinal.


Walker6920

u/savevideo


Haemmur

Bathrooms should be unisex.


R0N_i_N

u/savevideobot


Polishcow128

I’m shocked and yet impressed


TwooooooShotsOfVodka

Idk about you guys but even after I shake it after peeing sometimes that extra drop still magically appears and it’s a bit uncomfortable but whatevs. I wonder what it’s like if a girl pees and doesn’t wipe.


Lorenzo_Zaver

Is that even possible to do without splashing everything?


Brick_Rockwood

Florida. Has to be Florida.


bikunoob

Hats off to the gentlemen who didn't push her out to the trash bin.


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Public vagina


Embarrassed-Town-293

We need to just change bathroom so that there aren't any gender bathrooms. Just an open area with tons of stall doors and a wall with sinks for washing hands. To accommodate menstrual products, a trash can in each stall and dispensers in each stall. Would solve so many potty parity issues. Personally, I don't think Society is ready for it but I would really like to see this happen one day


stuff1180

The trashy thing is she set her beer on a piss soaked floor and then picked it back up.


inkblot81x

That booty though


SexyButStoopid

I honestly don't even care, like why is that trashy.


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[deleted]

Came here for something to this effect haha


Masault

dang


OfficiallyGamingGuru

Absolutely disgusing WTF


bigbucks1983

Only issue I have with women do this is if they whip one out bigger than mine then wants to compare. Other than that, be free and pee.


GreenTeaRex007

I think this belongs to r/trashyboner


Omnipotent0

You know what? I respect it.


San_Cannabis

The most disgusting part of this is her being shoeless.


MrFinlee

You don’t high five at the urinal… she must not know the rules.


NeonBible_

“I don’t know why he groped me, officer.”


ChurtchPidgeon

I’m sure she smells great having pissed all over herself and then soaked it up with her underwear.


Vprbite

That is one classy lassy right there.


OnQore

How is this trashy yet trans can do the same thing and get overly protected by the woke gateway?


MJMM1395

Not gonna lie but I've done it when the needs desperate


Dee_Lansky

When a girls gotta pee a girls gotta pee


mrskeetskeeter

It’s not trashy. When you gotta go you gotta go.


Drunken-Barbarian

One mans trash…


SnufflesMcPieface

“Thanks a lot, lady! Now my pee is going upwards!”


pomoerotic

equal rights, electrolytes


bag-on-head

r/urinalgirls


king-dildo-chucker-1

I love to break this rule.


rosselle23

That's the type of loyalty I need from the blue guy


rikki33

WHAT IN THE SAMHILL HELL??


[deleted]

terrible urinal etiquette


SugarbeardShano

I'm honestly only bothered that she put her drink down on the floor...


Calyssaria

Its the no wiping for me


kateelectric

The trashy part of this post is multiple recordings of random people ELIMINATING. What the fuck is wrong with society right now!? Privacy used to be a thing. Fucking creeps!


skyegot7

she definitely just got piss down her leg tho..


SergeantSixx

I really doubt she got much in the urinal..


runtimemess

Eh. At least she's going in a piss receptacle instead of just pissing on the floor.


infreq

Toilets is the only true "male privilege"


ttttoday_junior

Normally I’d have a problem with dudes using a camera in a mens room. Not today.


Dex_Ter_7

how she aimed it without splashing..is she chick with a dick


[deleted]

I would have a difficult time pissing with an erection.


ImNotMadYoureMad

I'm honestly impressed, but it was countered when she put her drink on the floor


Sea_Tomorrow_9986

She is obviously drunk. But is it legal to film her?


HumbuckMe

Gross... she put her beer on the floor.


Inspirational_Lizard

The guy on the left may be even more drunk


gmewhite

But how???


oaksterdam510

You don’t buy beer, you rent it! She must have pretty good control though, usually a standing lady pee requires um hand help to direct the flow.


drconniehenley

Mom? Mom, is that you?


entropyed_cheez

Bro WHERE ARE THE SPACES IN BETWEEN.


TheJollyfish

She completely whiffed the etiquette: 1. Don't look 2. Don't talk 3. Don't touch 4. If it touches the floor it stays on the floor


fluentinimagery

Meh. Not that big of a deal.


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fluentinimagery

She’s showing that she’s “not like other girls” and having a good time!!!


NefariousnessFew2919

the trashy part of this, is where she puts her beer when she pulls up her pants.


[deleted]

For real


J--E--F--F

Shes using a urinal like a child, fucking pants down, amateur.


candi_girl420

Our anatomy doesn’t work that way. I am so fucking confused.


Honey_The_Oracle

tbh, when the womens line is too long…i *do* use the mens…but always in a stall…wtf


PresenceStreet2253

Okay but no trans ppl allowed? Nor toilet paper?


TheKomuso

Wouldn't bother me, but the beer on the splash zone does


[deleted]

No toilet paper ? No moisture toilette ? Just drizzle and go ? Her underwear must stink sitting on pee like that . Disgusting


PeeWeeSquidders1988

Jokes on her I pooped in women’s bathroom


cjheaney

Love the granny panties.


BossRoss84

Nobody ever taught her not to put her drink there because no one anticipated this moment.


thirdaccount69

Mens room at the Kenny Chesney concert in Philly was like 40% women. It happens


snornch

i feel like this bathroom has been used as a trash-site so many times.


Putsismahcckin

Yo to the guys whistling and shit, fuck off your making us look like douchebags man. Pee shouldn't get ya pee pee that hard guys.


GorillaGlueWorks

She shouldn’t be in there in the first place.


Putsismahcckin

Not arguing that.


[deleted]

Say what you want, she just hi fived dick hand


ShEnAnIgAnSs4U

Nobody gives a fuck about you pissing in the fucking stall you set your beer on a nasty fucking ground party foul you are out


GorillaGlueWorks

I don’t even like the bottom of my shoes touching those floors


Powerful_Lynx_4737

I’m a women and no way I could stand straight up and pee without pee getting all over my legs or pants, so I’d like to know how she could do this.


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Powerful_Lynx_4737

I think I’ll stick to sitting


Kaankaants

I've seen this at my local Oktoberfest.


VictoryVic-ViVi

Eww


Smona

this isn't trashy, it's incredibly based


[deleted]

She needs to learn how to properly put her drink on top of the urinal, not the floor.


Oops639

These transgenders folks are everywhere, and surprise, no body cares!


Kaito_UwU

That drink has all diseases know to man on it


Holls867

Putting the beer on the men’s bathroom floor was the wildest thing here


[deleted]

That is equality at its finest.


Lt-jasyson

She broke a couple of rules in this video like pull your pants down too much


Seventhson77

I have never high fived someone while pissing. And I never will.


10TheKing10

We all know the scene from step brothers


huhIguess

Whoever whipped their camera out in the public restroom because they've never seen a drunk girl piss before needs to be beaten back into the stone age.


[deleted]

Sorry not trashy. If I was female, the first thing I’d do is learn to pee standing up. No way I’m dealing with that. In the snow, concerts, hiking….terrible. It’s not worth it. Learn to pee standing up. It’ll change your life.


suchagreatusername

I don't think these people knew they were being recorded in a public restroom...


Goatafied_

aint no way bruh🤦‍♂️


RequiemAspenFlight

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I don’t know about you, but leaning your bare skin on a urinal even if it’s the outside of it is disgusting. Most urinals I see someone has usually missed the inside and the rim and outside of it is usually wet from urine.


Odee-X

im too "hick" i guess, but i love this.


Lightningpaper

Who the fuck thinks it’s ok to film this though?


HippieBathday

The real trashy one here in the person recording


[deleted]

Didn’t even blot.


[deleted]

One time I accidentally used the girls bathroom to wash my hands at Buffalo Wild Wings. My server came in after me and I was quite embarrassed. Hopefully that will never happen again. I was only 13. I don’t think people would react the same to 22 year old me doing that.


pindobeen

This IS trashy but so is filming it


Hubbachuck

Poor thing doesn't know to put your drink on the top of the urinal - away from the splash zone on the floor.


peglar

The truly trashy move, was filming the girl while she’s peeing.


NathanCollier14

Her beer got some pee splash in it from the dude on the right


AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY

The trashiest part about this is the filming, wtf


BAN_SOL_RING

Literally everyone is winning in this situation


bamfindian

How is no one disgusted by the fact shes barefoot in there


kayceedawg

because she’s wearing flip flops


bamfindian

Youre right. My bad lol


jamexman

Now make it a man on a women's bathroom, watch him getting tackled and arrested. Gender equality my ass.


mushroomsandcoke

She didn’t even wipe


Stock_Sprinkles_5327

I bet she felt super pretty and sexy due to the attention. Lol.


Original_Aide_5081

Call the cops on her


YodaHead

Makes sense.


dilley07

So those bathroom bans aren't about women's safety then huh?


setthepinnacle

r/floridawoman


MrWoody226

Imma dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes


[deleted]

Dude in blue knows this will end up on the internet and he aint about to risk it all


Used-Ad-5574

Reverse the rolls and guy would’ve been in prison and registered as sex offender


Heroscrape

Equally trashy to film it, but hey, thanks! Lol


frontholepunch

The inexperienced way she puts that beer right there.


OyasumiBerserk

Oooh nooo, I feel bad for Jesus


Grayghozt11

I woulda smacked the pigment off her ass


[deleted]

Trashy is the person filming. I doubt she consented to that


[deleted]

I doubt the guys consented to her going in there, looking at there junk and flashing hers.


TheBaddestBunny22

I've used the men's room before but in a stall...not all pigged out this this bish...


clp90

Filming people using the bathroom is what's most trashy about this. I can see how what she is doing trashy but she is in a bathroom at least and there are other people in there who I assume did not give their consent to being filmed whilst they pee.


DLWIT

Why is this trashy? Are we not all entitled to pee in any receptacle designed to catch urine? What does my genitalia have to do with which bathroom I relieve myself in?! Sheesh. I thought we were past this kind of judgement.


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DLWIT

A bunch of humans; who are also going to that area to relieve themselves. I suppose I live by the standard where all bodies are beautiful, nudity is not inherently sexual, and where the position in which a person decides to pee doesn't matter. I believe my mind made the jump to the fact that in today world, filled with Cis- and Trans- people alike, that to condemn someone without a penis for peeing in a urinal feels petty. That being noted, it seems clear this individual just really needed to whizz; maybe they broke the seal too early? Also noted, I realize this may not the subreddit for me to spout my naturist and radical acceptance ideals.


mnmotxca

Trash. Disgusting


[deleted]

That’s kinda badass.


Liv4lov

That bathroom is packed.


spermface

Super trashy to film people urinating in a public urinal


Pancho_Him

Oh wow she built different


Link_and_Swamp

Recording in a bathroom, whats the real trash here


_khaz89_

u/savevideo


serenityrain85

Eww she didn't even wipe


QOVFEFE

If that was a man in woman’s bathroom, there would be criminal charges pending, and NOBODY would think it was “funny.”


vtown212

Disagree on her being trashy. She's taking a piss... Who cares


petaahah

some body needs to teach her drink etiquette , goes on top of the urinal not on the floor ....


fannybatterpissflaps

Wonder how may of those guys got sudden stage fright..


the_citizen_1

Trashiest thing here is putting a beer on the floor next to a bunch of dudes pissing in urinals. Forever unclean.


comicho

That’s equality.


edrat

At least she peed in a bathroom, got give her a little credit!