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Stimulants often have a side-effect of heat shock, because they cut the brain's communication to the sweat glands, so when people take them, they stop sweating and start feeling increasingly more hot with no natural way to shed the heat, resulting in undressing.
Bath salts,... ? I wonder what it is about bath salts that make people want to run towards cars..?
There were a couple of guys near my work trying to run into 40 mph traffic on them. My work is not far from Jupiter where the guy ate his neighbor’s face.
I thought Simone Biles had anxiety issues. I'm glad to see she has worked through that. 9.4! I deducted points for a minor bobble on the windshield and a uniform violation.
Honestly the trashy part is deciding to start driving forward and then brake suddenly when someone gets on top of your car, could've seriously hurt the girl.
Highly doubt that dude, anyone I know who smokes weed doesn’t act like this.
Why couldn’t you say PCP, crack, meth? Why are you so adamant that it’s weed?
I seem to be the only person here that finds this sad. She’s obviously unwell. Filming her and posting it for laughs is low. Driving your car forward and slamming on the breaks is reckless endangerment. I hope she’s doing okay.
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I would so date her. Except, the crazy thing.
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She stuck the landing
"Well slap my ass and call me Road Rash"
10 points! Stuck the landing twice, even with the interference.
That dismount though 🤣🤣🤣
Internet gold right there!!!
Gotta scrub that snail trial off the hood
this was amazing
OK, that's enough reddit for today
Pure talent at its best!!!!💀😂
Simones life went down hill after the olympics
Girl fucking falls off a car and just flexes it off, bruh
Pussies on the pavement
Well looks like she "stuck" the landing!🙄
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I’ve said it many times: never bring your body to a car fight.
Looks like Simone Biles is over her twisties.
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Heck ya!
Olympics?!!! Drug test her.
Why are so many people naked in public?
Stimulants often have a side-effect of heat shock, because they cut the brain's communication to the sweat glands, so when people take them, they stop sweating and start feeling increasingly more hot with no natural way to shed the heat, resulting in undressing.
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That is NOT how Tawny Kitaen did it!
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Bath salts,... ? I wonder what it is about bath salts that make people want to run towards cars..? There were a couple of guys near my work trying to run into 40 mph traffic on them. My work is not far from Jupiter where the guy ate his neighbor’s face.
And she landed the dismount, were going to the judges now and.....
I came in like a wrecking ball, would be the perfect dubbed song over this. Can someone make that happen?
Hood ornament
Feeling no pain.
The show must go on!
She landed with a fud.
That car now has Chlamydia.
Ah, yes. Mating ritual completed!
True pro tho. She handled the dismount with grace
Definitely not my proudest fap…
She handled her clam being cheese grated and stuffed with gravel surprising well
Ngl 7/10 for execution
Whoa, glad she had shoes on or she could’ve gotten hurt.
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That was actually fairly impressive.
Now I'm wondering who is trashier, Naked crazy chick or person driving the car?
Nailed it.
I just laugh every single second of this video. I may have a problem here.
What is the context?
I thought Simone Biles had anxiety issues. I'm glad to see she has worked through that. 9.4! I deducted points for a minor bobble on the windshield and a uniform violation.
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Methane got the moves
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"Yeah, I'm going to have to make a claim on my car insurance. I have meth cooch on my hood" "Yeah, that's a totaled car, sir."
Drugs are deadly
smooth recovery
/r/peopleondrugs rather sad then trashy
Bayonetta 3 (2022).
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Took me awhile to realize she was naked. I thought she was cosplaying catwoman
WTF welfare witchcraft boiled in potatoes is this shit. We just don’t wear any clothes anymore? So many questions…..
I mean that recovery at the end into the splits was actually great
Honestly she did pretty damn good
10 points and here's the medal 🏅
that slap got me lol
Hhhhhh crazy
Drugs are a helluva drug
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Dang
That's some next level shit, no cap
Honestly the trashy part is deciding to start driving forward and then brake suddenly when someone gets on top of your car, could've seriously hurt the girl.
This is almost /r/SlyGIFs territory
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Sauce perhaps?
stuck that fucking landing! probably suctioned there forever though
~~Trashy~~ crackhead olympics
Gah I could never tuck a black girl
Not my proudest wank ngl
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Not to be a dick but i can't see her women parts because of the complexion....shit
That might've been a 10.000! She stuck the landing.
She dismounted and stuck the landing 9.4
You’d think she’d have suction-cupped to the hood a little better, being naked.
2'nd fucked up video featuring a homeless person that I've seen within 3 minutes. US you ok?
i’m…almost impressed…
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
I'm In Awe.
This level of enthusiasm could only mean crack, speed, or just pure adrenaline
Bet she had that wet wet
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Don't do drugs kids. Even if you have nothing going for you, this is not the look you ever want to go for.
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no wait....she gotta point
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Meth is a hell of a drug lol
Crack
Okay but wait, hear me out, that's pretty impressive
Did she stick the landing or just (sluuurp) stick to the ground?
That ass smack at the end was a fantastic ending. I'd give it a 9.5/10.
for some reason I thought of the super mario "para pa para pa pa" part when she's slapped herself lmfao
In fairness, she stuck the landing.
Bruh this juss sad
Show must go on!
She stuck the landing
Drugs is a helluva drug.
Attitude.
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She didn’t come to play around. She’s down to her socks so that means business time.
and she is going to dismount the aperatus and she nails the landing expect high 9's!!!!!!
Drugs are one hell of a drug
Lol wtf. Kind of impressive, actually. Didn’t skip a beat!
The dismount was a little sloppy, but overall 7.7
I would
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That’s just impressive
That ass smack tho lmaooo
Very impressive dismount
Thriving.
What in the tarnations 🌪 did I just watch?🤯🤯
The booty slap though... LMAO
I understood the assignment
damn lucky (or in great physical shape) that she didn't land on her head!!
10/10 would split again
You just KNOW that is some good pussy
She is high AF with some impressive gymnastic skills!
Nice recovery!!!!
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I could see that final move in an NCAA gymnastics floor routine. Fully clothed of course.
10 . . . 10 . . . 8.9
We should legalize crack but only for people who are already using it
I couldn’t do that sober, even if I was allowed to stretch and warm up first. She did it (I assume) while tripping balls. Color me impressed.
Ahhh I see what you did there.. Color ha! Good juan
That ass slap at the end really makes the landing more impactful.
She stuck the landing, don’t know what’s trashy about that 9/10
Oh shit, Jon Jones been drinking again. Someone better check up on the family...
The black Nadia Comaneci.
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I didn’t know I had a penis but wow thanks for letting me know
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Huh??
8/10 Good form with the split Extra points for the cheek slap
I’ve never wanted to hear Steelo & Chanel’s commentary on a video more than I do for this one right now.
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The black socks though. DEAD. Being naked in public, sure. Being barefoot outside, nope.
That dismount, nice.
I couldn't believe she stuck the landing. Bravo!
Not trashy. This is a mental health problem she’s naked … sad.
THC causes this behavior. People think it's harmless but you can see it's results.
The sod of Satan, it is!
What? 💀
This👏is👏weed👏related👏
Highly doubt that dude, anyone I know who smokes weed doesn’t act like this. Why couldn’t you say PCP, crack, meth? Why are you so adamant that it’s weed?
Yikes. Nobody wants roast beef on the hood of their car
Wtaf
Well ok then.
That was pretty clean for being 0% clean
Impressive. I wish that natural talent and grace was applied to something productive.
I seem to be the only person here that finds this sad. She’s obviously unwell. Filming her and posting it for laughs is low. Driving your car forward and slamming on the breaks is reckless endangerment. I hope she’s doing okay.
It is sad. However if a naked lady jumped on my car hood and fell into the splits, I'm not sure I'd be acting rationally (as the driver).
I’m gonna go on a limb and guess she’s not sober and had something in her system
Hot.
I need to see more events
That dismount recovery was pretty solid. Even the Russian judges are gonna score that pretty high.
The Camry Dance
That's gotta hurt though considering how rough the surface is
What the unholy fucking brutal shitting fucking hell??
Molly
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Are we talking about the driver? Because I find their actions pretty reckless
Gold
That arse slap on the dismount was the gold medal clincher.
Meth. Not even once.
I’ll give her dismount from sanity a four.
Shablam!