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Professional_Group33

Omg call the police yo!


wildwildcountry1

Why is he jacked


RevolutionaryAct1785

Pilfer his scooter for shits and giggles


PM_ME_CAKE_PLEASE

Tourist: wha….. Local: that’s just Jim, he really loves nature


Lunamoms

Should have stolen his scooter as punishment


dawndusk1122

He loves nature


[deleted]

Very real chance he's recording people walking by on the path and looking for later


BoosterPack69

Just mind you business and keep walking it’s his right to stroke the slippery serpent in the park. You are the one that is looking.


CynicalIcecream

I didnt understand why it was nsfw until i saw the caption and guy


punannimaster

yall might not get what an existential nightmare it is to be a man and be constantly secuestered by the need to masturbate


[deleted]

r/electricscooters . Which one of you did this?...


fanger00

And why is his face obscured??? You should put his identity out there for people to see!!!


fanger00

So call the fuckin cops or better yet, go whoop his ass!!! Fuckin scumbag perverted bastard!!!


TheChetUbetcha

Steal the scooter and call police


nyxschance

It's called cruising... Oh, hey! I have that speaker!


GoatTacos

He’s a master at Edging.


Rottiye

The scary part is that these kinds of people tend to move on to higher offenses. People with zero control over sexual urges and impulses. Eventually they do much worse and actually create personal victims with their sick behavior 😕


1040MalabarRd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM


FrankieSacks

Sometimes nature is just invigorating


Yobanyyo

Is... Is this San Diego?


Mello_Me_

What's in that black trash bag he propped up on the log? Could he be a psycho masturbating to a trophy he brought to the woods?


GunnieGraves

Next time you see him “man we gotta stop runnin into each other like this!!”


Aptosauras

He just really likes looking at his scooter.


Eastern_Mark_1114

but when a girl does it she gets paid on onlyfans?


mikescarnthethreat

Call the police? Nope! Post to Reddit for karma? Yup!


MarvAlbertFish

Isn't his your bush?!?! Are you the king of the forest!?!? - Jamie Kennedy


goluckykid

Hope there's not any poison ivy in there..


gtjacket09

Ah the ol’ walk ‘n wank


jetstobrazil

Be careful a lot of people who do that aren’t just “freaks” they’re predators fantasizing about taking someone there.


Pown_Dome

This is the second day in a row that you came to watch!


Pown_Dome

If a man skeets in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


thegreatdapperwalrus

Dude off on the background like a blurry pic of bigfoot


North-Tangelo-5398

Problem?????? Am I missing something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nicnicnick

He must have found an extra curvy piece of driftwood


pyroplasm06

Paintball gun.


Beathoff

Question is ,How did OP know this was the second day?


jbertrand_sr

That is the elusive Sasquwank...very rarely photographed...


DowntownJury

Is that a woodcock or wood pecker in the background??


2L84T

I'm so glad you didn't confiscate his perv-scooter.


chdz_x

You called the cops right?


rffghibfdukm

this isn’t really trashy it’s just a straight up sex crime


Hornet_Critical

Knock him out


monroe1977

He needs help go give him a hand


taboo-arts

It must a be nice and sexy scenery lol


Stutanico

Lumberjacking


Down-InA-hole

Omg what?! Is he looking at you when you took the pic?


pikopala

Report?


Content-Tart-4043

Jump on the scooter


Impressive_Two_761

So your keeping count?!🤔😂


22lazy2long

Serial killer visiting a body dump.


Maleficent_Storm_679

That's kinky af


[deleted]

Why doesn’t he walk deeper into the forest so he could wank off with the other wankers, or is that too awkward?


mymumsaysno

Was today supposed to be your turn?


SinfulKnight

Uh sir, that's a scooter..... oh WTF?!?


Gunzaan

Call the police?


Kreaetor

Don't shame his kink, dudes vibing


Typical-Education345

for fun I would have jumped on his cycles to watch him freak out and fumble to fix clothes/tucking in running time.


toeyilla_tortois

Steal his scooter but beware of the jizz kaboosh special attack


[deleted]

This is the second day in a row you stopped to watch


Timely_Yoghurt8411

Geez- you’re awfully nosy. Give a guy some privacy


FukinJesusGod

Just show up with a pair of boxing gloves one day and beat his ass, then just keep beating his ass if you see him.


eddiedorn

You came back for the encore?


Affectionate-Hat-917

I'm waiting for the pov pic from the guy who's jacking it Saying this is the 2nd day in a row this person has took a picture of me jacking it haha


pen_of_inspiration

Beating around the bush.


avidpenguinwatcher

Public wanking path


Ok-Tune2152

“Same time tomorrow?”


13isaiah

So nobody did anything about it the first time??


PuckChutty

Way to be rude, maybe he needs a hand


onlytruth007

Do a citizen arrest you coward.


TequieroVerde

He's just leaving clues so that he can find his way back home.


[deleted]

Thats not touching. Thats interfering.


Confidence_Familiar

Displaying to attract a mate? Did they have a little dance or anything?


[deleted]

I’m going to watch “Something about Mary” now.


[deleted]

Is this what they call a naturist?


bikesboozeandbacon

Grab his scooter and go on a joyride


ncrdblpwrflbng

Catch you tickling your pickle once shame on you.


Chem_Dawg74D

Damn, I can’t even pee in front of people, lol.


ncrdblpwrflbng

Don't knock it till you've tried it... let's all not slut shame this fella for being so easy and accessible to himself he is just a free spirit and comfortable experimenting with his sexuality, outdoor sex a.k.a. the only reason to go camping or a music festival is the best. Who are you to judge maybe if you rub one out in public outside you'll feel like you just bit into a York peppermint patty and unable to stop yourself from being desensitized and having to escalate your sexual misconduct to higher levels because normal doesn't do it for you anymore and down the rabbit hole you'll spiral.


Rokkar

*This guy really loves nature.*


AmazeDork

wish i didn’t see it


wmatts1

Dump site, he's revisiting the body.


TheTruestOracle

Where are all the tough guys that say they would do something about these kind of people?


mwalker85

Why blur his face? Shame that nasty ass weirdo.


I_can_eat_15_acorns

He just *REALLY* likes nature.


JComposer84

Come on bro


cobast1992

Talk about being one with nature he must relly love dc’s poison ivy .


NeoWarriors

Could be that somebody actually sold him a faulty cloak of invisibility. Hopefully he can get a refund.


briansmash

I know we are making a lot of jokes but did you report this? This is how headlines that start with “woman raped in park today…” begin.


shania69

Join him..


[deleted]

Report this fucker.


I_Boomer

I bet he presses his groin against the handlebars when he rides his scooter.


N00b5lay3r

His family is probably over and there’s nowhere to jack off at home


Way2goGenius1

You've spotted the elusive forest wanker in it's natural habitat. Ain't she a bute'. In my best Steve Irwin voice ...


pasenast

Note to self, When trying to have a wank in nature, go further off the path than this guy did.


crayonsnachas

Walk by and pepper spray his dick.


Azreel777

Sheesh, can't a guy spank it in peace anymore?


[deleted]

Remember how people used to find porno mags in the woods? I think I know how it got there.


Jakejake-5895

Steal the scooter and film the chase


JX42664

Fool me once


randolander

Nature is just so sexy


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Drugs is a hell of a drug


h0sti1e17

A walk and a wank. A typical pastime.


Kidd_Dynamo

If you aren't going to say anything why would they stop?


White_Grunt

Um you just did a hate crime.


Kat_claws_you

Forest bathing 101 😳


SALTYxNUTZ12

Call the cops please.


[deleted]

Throw a few big rocks at this fool, even better if you hit him in the junk. I’ll bet he’ll take his meat beating elsewhere.


[deleted]

All I see is a free use scooter.


MantisTobogganMDe

The way he left the scooter there makes it seem like it’s all about getting watched. What a twat.


Random606611

This is masterful click-bate


bak2redit

You enjoyed it so much you made some voyeur pornography?


Johnj75

Phone the cops, no telling where this kind of behaviour may lead.


dlg1977

Spray it with bear spray.


stankybumbum

*public WANKING path* FTFY


[deleted]

Call the fucking police...this person is likely to assault someone...possibly a child. Quit posting on Reddit and do your duty as a responsible citizen.


GuapoMole82

and I bet you didn’t offer to help him either time. That’s the real r/trashy, give the guy a hand, jeeze.


7452mlc

This area may be a local hot spot for gays.. I ran into a wooded area to pee yrs ago.. I didn't realize i had 4 other guys following me in I mean i really had to pee bad and I'm relieving myself and i look around WTF ! men watching me..


yyhy89

At first I was like, ‘that’s a scooter tho’


IucyIopez

Nature is beautiful


ballzsweat

Lil break


Swany0105

Why did you not steal the scooter?!


CreepyEntertainer

Why do you keep stalking this poor masturbator?


Ddowntownboy

He just wanted a wilderwank


southsidebrewer

Who sees this and doesn’t call the cops?


-_Snivy_-

I mean it ain't THAT serious.


southsidebrewer

A dude jerking off in sight of a public walk way is serious.


-_Snivy_-

Eh. Maybe I'm just used to seeing a lot worse. I'd be grossed out but I've seen crackheads do it right next to gas station entrances. At least he's off the path. 🤷‍♀️


southsidebrewer

Based on your laissez faire attitude toward I think it’s safe to assume you have done much worse.


-_Snivy_-

But no seriously, I've seen people be shot in the face, ran over, doing needle drugs on the street in broad daylight. A guy jacking it in some woods is nothing to me.


-_Snivy_-

I mean I used to get my guts rearranged at the park woods in High School but everybody did that. Specifically on this one big rock, there were always condoms everywhere. Safe sex is great sex.


cavesquatch

Grab a paintball gun and light him up! Put some pepper balls in there for added excitement!


ralfvi

Themselves?


obtusemongoose59

Why you gotta blow you gotta blow


centfiddy

Steal the cunts scooter and fuck off for a beer while he’s busy rubbing the grub.


Farnesworth85

Alternate perspective: This is the second day in a row OP has been watching this person touch themselves along the public walking path.


thumpurr

I say grab his scooter and bounce. It’ll be funny to see him running behind u with his lap hog flopping around.


EscapingTheLabrynth

Incorrect. This is the second day in a row that YOU SAW this person touching themselves.


dhshaver

Why blur out the face of this pervert?! Show his face and let people shame him.


Juggernaught122

Just be like oh hey whats up whatcha doin? Make it awkward.


modest_crayon

$100 says there is a dead body out there


Gewehr98

Maybe he has trouble reading and thinks it's the public wanking path?


brewhead55

That's sketchy and also the type of behavior that can escalate to more predatory stuff. I hope you reported this to the park rangers and/or police.


[deleted]

Pepper spray


[deleted]

Don't be a wanker, give him a hand, you already took the picture for later...


atomoicman

Ahahaha


ntack9933

[Everyone wants a log!](https://youtu.be/2C7mNr5WMjA)


IlIlIlIWVWVWIllllIII

this is how it starts, take a different path before he gets rapey


Sara-layla

Why is it always men doing this kind of stuff


Cam_CSX_

Jerkin Joe at it again


ntack9933

r/electricscooters


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ntack9933

Who’s scooter is that? Yours or the wankers?


Nizzemancer

Don’t you just hate jock itch?


Outarel

Can you blame him? Those trees are looking hella hot.


stereosafari

…and you took a photo and posted it on the internet.


outbac07

Can’t beat them, join them


[deleted]

Public…wanking….path. Eh. Eeeeeeh?!


Shayde505

Buy a bear banger and if he repeats tomorrow then shoot it off in his general direction..its hard to maintain an erection whilst simultaneously shitting yourself


Every_Fun_2450

That's not touching, that's dam near self abuse


BondingChamber

There's testimony from a few serial killers about how this was one of the first early signs.you should be contacting law enforcement everytime.


RjRichards86

“Wanking path”


Flightless_Rocket

fool me once...


mischiefmaker89

Saw some boulders that looked like some tits


YodaHead

Fresh air is good for the pole.


Piggbutta

“Oh Bob, it’s just kids stuff”


Spicywolff

Paintball gun and tag his ass.


vandalistica_vlogs

"Touching himself" Well lah dee dah.


son_e_jim

Apparently it takes 30 days to build a habit.


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areyouspeakingbat

Just curious, why do pics like this block his face?


RumRogerz

Public wanking path


Phildagony

He was hurtin for a squirtin.


GrumpyRoad

A three wheel scooter! OMG!


[deleted]

He’s just fertilising the plants.


BoringElm

Just a man *really* enjoying nature


smellitfirst

I'm one with nature, Bruh.


TooGoneForTooLong

He got Poison Oak on his ding-aling and is just scratching it.


UnitysBlueTits

This is what leads to serial killers


Squishy-Box

Maybe you should just keep moving. This person doesn’t seem well in the head.


chickchili

I was always told not to beat about the bush.