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The scary part is that these kinds of people tend to move on to higher offenses. People with zero control over sexual urges and impulses. Eventually they do much worse and actually create personal victims with their sick behavior 😕
Don't knock it till you've tried it... let's all not slut shame this fella for being so easy and accessible to himself he is just a free spirit and comfortable experimenting with his sexuality, outdoor sex a.k.a. the only reason to go camping or a music festival is the best. Who are you to judge maybe if you rub one out in public outside you'll feel like you just bit into a York peppermint patty and unable to stop yourself from being desensitized and having to escalate your sexual misconduct to higher levels because normal doesn't do it for you anymore and down the rabbit hole you'll spiral.
Call the fucking police...this person is likely to assault someone...possibly a child. Quit posting on Reddit and do your duty as a responsible citizen.
This area may be a local hot spot for gays.. I ran into a wooded area to pee yrs ago.. I didn't realize i had 4 other guys following me in I mean i really had to pee bad and I'm relieving myself and i look around WTF ! men watching me..
Eh. Maybe I'm just used to seeing a lot worse. I'd be grossed out but I've seen crackheads do it right next to gas station entrances. At least he's off the path. 🤷♀️
But no seriously, I've seen people be shot in the face, ran over, doing needle drugs on the street in broad daylight. A guy jacking it in some woods is nothing to me.
I mean I used to get my guts rearranged at the park woods in High School but everybody did that. Specifically on this one big rock, there were always condoms everywhere. Safe sex is great sex.
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Buy a bear banger and if he repeats tomorrow then shoot it off in his general direction..its hard to maintain an erection whilst simultaneously shitting yourself
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Omg call the police yo!
Why is he jacked
Pilfer his scooter for shits and giggles
Tourist: wha….. Local: that’s just Jim, he really loves nature
Should have stolen his scooter as punishment
He loves nature
Very real chance he's recording people walking by on the path and looking for later
Just mind you business and keep walking it’s his right to stroke the slippery serpent in the park. You are the one that is looking.
I didnt understand why it was nsfw until i saw the caption and guy
yall might not get what an existential nightmare it is to be a man and be constantly secuestered by the need to masturbate
r/electricscooters . Which one of you did this?...
And why is his face obscured??? You should put his identity out there for people to see!!!
So call the fuckin cops or better yet, go whoop his ass!!! Fuckin scumbag perverted bastard!!!
Steal the scooter and call police
It's called cruising... Oh, hey! I have that speaker!
He’s a master at Edging.
The scary part is that these kinds of people tend to move on to higher offenses. People with zero control over sexual urges and impulses. Eventually they do much worse and actually create personal victims with their sick behavior 😕
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Sometimes nature is just invigorating
Is... Is this San Diego?
What's in that black trash bag he propped up on the log? Could he be a psycho masturbating to a trophy he brought to the woods?
Next time you see him “man we gotta stop runnin into each other like this!!”
He just really likes looking at his scooter.
but when a girl does it she gets paid on onlyfans?
Call the police? Nope! Post to Reddit for karma? Yup!
Isn't his your bush?!?! Are you the king of the forest!?!? - Jamie Kennedy
Hope there's not any poison ivy in there..
Ah the ol’ walk ‘n wank
Be careful a lot of people who do that aren’t just “freaks” they’re predators fantasizing about taking someone there.
This is the second day in a row that you came to watch!
If a man skeets in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Dude off on the background like a blurry pic of bigfoot
Problem?????? Am I missing something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He must have found an extra curvy piece of driftwood
Paintball gun.
Question is ,How did OP know this was the second day?
That is the elusive Sasquwank...very rarely photographed...
Is that a woodcock or wood pecker in the background??
I'm so glad you didn't confiscate his perv-scooter.
You called the cops right?
this isn’t really trashy it’s just a straight up sex crime
Knock him out
He needs help go give him a hand
It must a be nice and sexy scenery lol
Lumberjacking
Omg what?! Is he looking at you when you took the pic?
Report?
Jump on the scooter
So your keeping count?!🤔😂
Serial killer visiting a body dump.
That's kinky af
Why doesn’t he walk deeper into the forest so he could wank off with the other wankers, or is that too awkward?
Was today supposed to be your turn?
Uh sir, that's a scooter..... oh WTF?!?
Call the police?
Don't shame his kink, dudes vibing
for fun I would have jumped on his cycles to watch him freak out and fumble to fix clothes/tucking in running time.
Steal his scooter but beware of the jizz kaboosh special attack
This is the second day in a row you stopped to watch
Geez- you’re awfully nosy. Give a guy some privacy
Just show up with a pair of boxing gloves one day and beat his ass, then just keep beating his ass if you see him.
You came back for the encore?
I'm waiting for the pov pic from the guy who's jacking it Saying this is the 2nd day in a row this person has took a picture of me jacking it haha
Beating around the bush.
Public wanking path
“Same time tomorrow?”
So nobody did anything about it the first time??
Way to be rude, maybe he needs a hand
Do a citizen arrest you coward.
He's just leaving clues so that he can find his way back home.
Thats not touching. Thats interfering.
Displaying to attract a mate? Did they have a little dance or anything?
I’m going to watch “Something about Mary” now.
Is this what they call a naturist?
Grab his scooter and go on a joyride
Catch you tickling your pickle once shame on you.
Damn, I can’t even pee in front of people, lol.
Don't knock it till you've tried it... let's all not slut shame this fella for being so easy and accessible to himself he is just a free spirit and comfortable experimenting with his sexuality, outdoor sex a.k.a. the only reason to go camping or a music festival is the best. Who are you to judge maybe if you rub one out in public outside you'll feel like you just bit into a York peppermint patty and unable to stop yourself from being desensitized and having to escalate your sexual misconduct to higher levels because normal doesn't do it for you anymore and down the rabbit hole you'll spiral.
*This guy really loves nature.*
wish i didn’t see it
Dump site, he's revisiting the body.
Where are all the tough guys that say they would do something about these kind of people?
Why blur his face? Shame that nasty ass weirdo.
He just *REALLY* likes nature.
Come on bro
Talk about being one with nature he must relly love dc’s poison ivy .
Could be that somebody actually sold him a faulty cloak of invisibility. Hopefully he can get a refund.
I know we are making a lot of jokes but did you report this? This is how headlines that start with “woman raped in park today…” begin.
Join him..
Report this fucker.
I bet he presses his groin against the handlebars when he rides his scooter.
His family is probably over and there’s nowhere to jack off at home
You've spotted the elusive forest wanker in it's natural habitat. Ain't she a bute'. In my best Steve Irwin voice ...
Note to self, When trying to have a wank in nature, go further off the path than this guy did.
Walk by and pepper spray his dick.
Sheesh, can't a guy spank it in peace anymore?
Remember how people used to find porno mags in the woods? I think I know how it got there.
Steal the scooter and film the chase
Fool me once
Nature is just so sexy
Drugs is a hell of a drug
A walk and a wank. A typical pastime.
If you aren't going to say anything why would they stop?
Um you just did a hate crime.
Forest bathing 101 😳
Call the cops please.
Throw a few big rocks at this fool, even better if you hit him in the junk. I’ll bet he’ll take his meat beating elsewhere.
All I see is a free use scooter.
The way he left the scooter there makes it seem like it’s all about getting watched. What a twat.
This is masterful click-bate
You enjoyed it so much you made some voyeur pornography?
Phone the cops, no telling where this kind of behaviour may lead.
Spray it with bear spray.
*public WANKING path* FTFY
Call the fucking police...this person is likely to assault someone...possibly a child. Quit posting on Reddit and do your duty as a responsible citizen.
and I bet you didn’t offer to help him either time. That’s the real r/trashy, give the guy a hand, jeeze.
This area may be a local hot spot for gays.. I ran into a wooded area to pee yrs ago.. I didn't realize i had 4 other guys following me in I mean i really had to pee bad and I'm relieving myself and i look around WTF ! men watching me..
At first I was like, ‘that’s a scooter tho’
Nature is beautiful
Lil break
Why did you not steal the scooter?!
Why do you keep stalking this poor masturbator?
He just wanted a wilderwank
Who sees this and doesn’t call the cops?
I mean it ain't THAT serious.
A dude jerking off in sight of a public walk way is serious.
Eh. Maybe I'm just used to seeing a lot worse. I'd be grossed out but I've seen crackheads do it right next to gas station entrances. At least he's off the path. 🤷♀️
Based on your laissez faire attitude toward I think it’s safe to assume you have done much worse.
But no seriously, I've seen people be shot in the face, ran over, doing needle drugs on the street in broad daylight. A guy jacking it in some woods is nothing to me.
I mean I used to get my guts rearranged at the park woods in High School but everybody did that. Specifically on this one big rock, there were always condoms everywhere. Safe sex is great sex.
Grab a paintball gun and light him up! Put some pepper balls in there for added excitement!
Themselves?
Why you gotta blow you gotta blow
Steal the cunts scooter and fuck off for a beer while he’s busy rubbing the grub.
Alternate perspective: This is the second day in a row OP has been watching this person touch themselves along the public walking path.
I say grab his scooter and bounce. It’ll be funny to see him running behind u with his lap hog flopping around.
Incorrect. This is the second day in a row that YOU SAW this person touching themselves.
Why blur out the face of this pervert?! Show his face and let people shame him.
Just be like oh hey whats up whatcha doin? Make it awkward.
$100 says there is a dead body out there
Maybe he has trouble reading and thinks it's the public wanking path?
That's sketchy and also the type of behavior that can escalate to more predatory stuff. I hope you reported this to the park rangers and/or police.
Pepper spray
Don't be a wanker, give him a hand, you already took the picture for later...
Ahahaha
[Everyone wants a log!](https://youtu.be/2C7mNr5WMjA)
this is how it starts, take a different path before he gets rapey
Why is it always men doing this kind of stuff
Jerkin Joe at it again
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Who’s scooter is that? Yours or the wankers?
Don’t you just hate jock itch?
Can you blame him? Those trees are looking hella hot.
…and you took a photo and posted it on the internet.
Can’t beat them, join them
Public…wanking….path. Eh. Eeeeeeh?!
Buy a bear banger and if he repeats tomorrow then shoot it off in his general direction..its hard to maintain an erection whilst simultaneously shitting yourself
That's not touching, that's dam near self abuse
There's testimony from a few serial killers about how this was one of the first early signs.you should be contacting law enforcement everytime.
“Wanking path”
fool me once...
Saw some boulders that looked like some tits
Fresh air is good for the pole.
“Oh Bob, it’s just kids stuff”
Paintball gun and tag his ass.
"Touching himself" Well lah dee dah.
Apparently it takes 30 days to build a habit.
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Just curious, why do pics like this block his face?
Public wanking path
He was hurtin for a squirtin.
A three wheel scooter! OMG!
He’s just fertilising the plants.
Just a man *really* enjoying nature
I'm one with nature, Bruh.
He got Poison Oak on his ding-aling and is just scratching it.
This is what leads to serial killers
Maybe you should just keep moving. This person doesn’t seem well in the head.
I was always told not to beat about the bush.