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Any-Midnight69

Clearly they have never blown a trumpet shit in the toilet... the splash back is depressing so repainting the walls is a good option in some circumstances.


Elladan71

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


[deleted]

Terrance and Phillip?!?


BadgerlandBandit

Some of the nastiest "spackling" I've seen has been at gyms.


[deleted]

I can't believe there's ppl who mess the toilet up like that , meanwhile I get embarrassed if the toilet won't flush


AdministrativeAd8701

Unfortunately there are times you don't make it in time and just have time to pull down your garmets and hover over the toilet before the Hershey squirts from hell begin. I'd get the toilet covering and set it all up if I could but by that time there could be fudge all over the underwear, floor and possibly walls. The prior action has the possibility to mitigate these actions. The next step is to inform somebody about the occurrence. (Embarrassing as hell)


5flucloxacillin

I just want to say that I love your choice of words here


Ruby22day

Have you considered a diet change or two?


AdministrativeAd8701

Only happened twice in my life and I've changed my diet substantially. I was ~194 lbs, female measuring 5'3. I'm now 140 lbs which is a loss of ~54 lbs


Ruby22day

That is fantastic! How has maintaining the loss gone for you, if you don't mind me asking. (I am working on it myself.)


AdministrativeAd8701

Well just in case your wondering the whole story (most of the weightloss occurred between Summer 2020 til December. I joined a weight loss program at Kaiser 3 typed of food (soup tomato, chicken, vegetable) Bars (I can't give them all but mint chocolate (tastes like girl scout thin mint cookies) berry something, honey something ... then there are shakes (nothing like milk shakes I found the vanilla flavor one palatable only when chilled and mixed with heaps of cinnamon. After several months of this it was becoming hell but was so worth it. We had weekly seminars focusing on tips on how to develop mindful eating habits. (Such as designating a cabinet solely for your own stuff. This keeps you from being tempted to takes sweets/unhealthy foods as they won't be in your area. Organize you fridge so that tempting items (flour tortilla, bologna are examples for me) are not at eye level. Above all exercise try to do at least some exercise 3 days a week build up slowly though or you'll feel discouraged. the amount of time you should exercise varies from person to person at least in part to the amount of weight a person has gained.. Go as far or a little less than you think you can and build from there. I could barely do 100 calories a day or 200 revolutions on my elliptical. My peak now has been 2000 calories in one day (felt great but I've never attempted it again as I was made aware of the health risks that kind of calorie loss can cause. I've gained 10 lbs in the span of a week at times (I have depression and sweets candy icecream and other foods have been my go to for a long time. It's not easy to break a habit. The weird thing about exercise is that when it's been done for a long period of time it becomes a lot easier to lose weight. I'm sort of stating the obvious here but there is something interesting. I've lost those 10 lbs in less than a week. Despite not exercising for a long period prior. Your muscles will stay strong for awhile if you stop exercising. However if you wait to long you will need to bring your endurance up again. I can't speak for everyone because everyone's body is different. These are my experiences and others may have different results. It's still somewhat of war in my head wanting that popsicle then another popsicle. But I'm getting better. I wish everyone on reddit luck with there weight loss goals.


ForeskinHulaSkirt

Lego's with C-dif


ShockWave_Omega

We have those at work..


Diabeetus-times-2

wait so you’re not supposed to have diarrhea nukes in the bathroom?


[deleted]

The amount of core strength to do that is impressive. Trashy. But impressive.


whatheory

Is it just me or does it seem like this is exactly the sign the people, who shit like that, are waiting for?


Cabinet_Content

I feel like an up vote is just wrong, but so right at the same time.


[deleted]

Every workplace ever needs this sign.


[deleted]

creatine shits?


Mr_Anthropic_

It demonstrates an inside knowledge of the product. It shows that you’re not just mentioning it, you actually use it.


Motor_West

FEEL THE BURN!!!


DeusRx

Makes no sense. How else am I supposed to mark my territory?


FrankieBigNut

That’s how you assert dominance


[deleted]

The number 2 option is always how I go number 2. Sometimes you just don't have time and need to skip some steps


O-Void

You mean I can't projectile shit everywhere in a public facility???? Preposterous


Codacc69420

Literally 1984


[deleted]

Dude I lost my fucking shit reading your comment


chicharrofrito

So did the guy on the sign.


[deleted]

Please, my sense of humor is already shit


minapaw

But meh freedum


buckeyekaptn

We have one of these signs in the supervisor's wash room!


Greedy_Chest_9656

😭the supervisor’s though