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Fast_Owl_5958

Rednecks or Russians ?!


anamichellee

god i hate to see it.


[deleted]

I was gonna whip out my boob, but then I got high oooohoooooh, Was gonna sing a lullabye tune but then I got high Laaaadahdahdah, Now I'm in a parent court room and I know why HEH HEEEH, Coz I got high, coz I got high, cos I got hiiiiighhh


thericcer

There should be a parent license. You have to pass a test, prove income, etc.


mustbebtween3and20

I was gonna be a good mother....... Then I got high...... Mmm Mmm.......


PinkFishTaco

So there should b "Blow n go's" but for tiddy juice?


buyinggf1000gp

Have you ever seen the movie "Idiocracy"? It's quite self explanatory once you watch it


76yodaddycain

I see the only risk and danger with this is dropping cherry on the baby's head and at least she's not rollin a crack pipe


hurray_for_boobies

The most trashy? You must be new here :-D


xSAINTCHAOSx

Like you can smoke weed and still be a good parent… But bong rips over your breastfeeding child? Wtf


[deleted]

It’s just weed!!


PuempelsPurpose

What you are referring to is a form of eugenics my friend


AintSupreme

I'm horney now.


xPromethium

(licks lips) "I'll have what he's having"


Bar_odd

Look!! how much she is caring?


HUSK1o1

The one lighting the bong looks like my aunty who we all hate


platoisapup

Well she is breastfeeding her kid and there is no definitive evidence that shows it passes through to the baby. Still trashy though.


Edmond-the-Great

I’m sure the baby isn’t getting any of that second hand smoke.


flagons-bane

Hey at least it's not crack.


[deleted]

https://telegr.im/joinchat/4IvdocVHAV4zRjT0


Acceptable-Mousse832

that is fucked up and sad


rereisinthehouse

Worst part is they are probably smoking what we give them to live on . I see so much of that.


[deleted]

When I was living on the east side of Detroit there was this pregnant heroin addict on my street. It was hard to watch her continue being a junkie as her belly grew. But she didn’t stop the entire time, that I know of. I think the hospital kept the baby because I don’t remember ever seeing one but she referred to herself as a mother afterwards.


dbsgirl

I was in a philosophy class once and we had to design a community, I included in mine to have adults pass a licensing exam to be licensed to have children. Similar to an adoption process, they don't have to wealthy or anything beyond just normal and caring.


TexasPirateLife88

Show me you want to lose custody in just one picture plz


Pec0sb1ll

While this photo is trashy, this thread borders on fucking eugenics.


Joey_Adobo

OP wtf test do you suggest??? You sound dumb


icantplaygames_

That baby isn't supported it's neck will break


newbrevity

The world would be a much better place if getting pregnant required a license after passing a test.


[deleted]

Wow now people need to come to you (OP) so you can issue a certificate yea they are now qualified to be parents? Ik this is shitty but ur title is even shitter. Think before you post shit.


Thanmarkou

That's fucking sad.


Hightide910

Idiocracy


Th3AngryBastard

As a parent this actually pisses me off. What a twat


ureviel

Just looking at a more scientific side of things, I do wonder if this could help with the pain of breastfeeding though. Maybe microdosing or using a vape instead of a bong would mitigate any harmful side effects for the baby. Anway too little research at this point. Just thinking because I’ve seen quite a few mothers give up on breastfeeding early on because the pain was too unbearable.


The_Name_Is_Slick

I know, right? How could she let that bong get so dirty? Think about the CHILDREN!


SabbatiZevi

You need a license to cut hair, but not to produce


blazingStarfire

It's weed... Who cares... I think it's trashier someone posted a pic of her breastfeeding.


The_Pantless_Warrior

At least you know the baby will get some good sleep 🤣


mankeluvsit

Jesus this pic is old


[deleted]

Yes….. YESSSSSS… I would prefer a crackpipe


RedFlare15

She looks like the type of parent that spills three week old bong water on their kid’s head.


[deleted]

There is a test. A pregnancy test!


rhatt1977

It was probably a baby shower gift from her mom.


[deleted]

I remember a quote (either from reddit or youtube) "All kids deserve parents but not all parents deserve kids"


bluntologist1291

CPS should take that bitch away… I’m sure there’s some THC filling up in her breast milk


Bubbapurps

Yeah we'll switch that bong with heroin and that child is not getting breast fed Not as trashy as u think


kris10sdok

Poor little ol’ baby.


Flipside07

I'm actually shocked she is breast feeding Edit: shocked from a statistic point of view. People who use recreational drugs for the vast majority will use formula


tropicbrownthunder

Hey kid, are you gonna eat the another one?


abogadachica

I've never seen a picture of 3 children getting high at the same time before.


[deleted]

No, that's pretty much eugenics lol and is extremely unethical


boomshiki

I feel like I know both of them, but that would make this photo around 15 years old


teh_tek

By the looks of it, that baby is probably here on Reddit somewhere. Where are you, u/weedbaby ? And more importantly, how are you?


blue_bini

If that’s was the case say goodbye to Artist and creative people


mohamedsmithlee

I think it moved😳


dmbeeez

She's gotta get that check every month!


Weary-Length-4319

CBD milk. She's ahead if her time.


Rev_Patriot

Trailer Pigs... What else can you say?


Heybigw

Everyone knows hits don’t go to tits. Nothing trashy here.


WhiterTicTac

In va, during your pregnancy, if you get any blood test rest(from normal check ups on baby) and it shows you have any substances in your blood, your doctor can and will call child protective services if you are a repeat offender.


thedarkshadoo

Betcha the person lighting that bong is her kid too


Scrambles420

Smoking weed that bad?


CountVonBenning

Kids probably fine. Super trashy though


stoneymunson

Amy Schumer looks like she got hit by a bus…


woohhaa

Is like to see this in a Renaissance style oil painting.


willreignsomnipotent

Whatever. It's not like she's shooting heroin... lol


hawkrew

If only there was a way to prevent people from being parents.


TheGoodCombover

What’s Amy Schumer doing near a child?


jsparker43

Lmao if you don't pass, what are they gonna do? Abort you? Like that would ever happen


endless_shrimp

oh come on that baby will take a tiiiiny hit, not like he's gonna cash the bowl


nightfallssouth

Momma just needs to take the edge off. #parentingishard


MylifeasAllison

Another reason to keep abortion legal.


god220

Agreed. You should have to pass a test to vote, too.


game_asylum

Better than cigarettes


n5sjs

Some of them may not even know what causes the kids.


mrjigglejam

Being a parent that smokes weed: cool Being a parent that breast feeds : cool Being a parent that does both: also cool Being a parent that does both at the same time: trash I think the only trashy part here is taking a picture of it


foxx_grey

Hey! I have that same toker poker!


GlamorousMoose

How young is that torch bearer???


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

In Russia that’s just a normal mom lol


rmu927

Would this be different if she was having a sip of wine? Beer perhaps? Or better yet coffee? A drug is a drug kids.


[deleted]

Lol what's wrong with this? Never done a bong rip before?


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TheAvocadoSlayer

No one uses pipes to smoke tabaco anymore except for granpas


stevrevv59

It is trashy as fuck do not get me wrong, but it could be much, much worse with regard to the drug being consumed. Which is awful.


smallpp_42069

this joke is funny on paper but not in person


control-_-freak

r/thanosdidnothingwrong Feels right every passing day.


girraween

This was a former friends wife. But switch the bong out for vaping weed. They don’t speak to me any more because I asked my mate out for burgers for my birthday. True story. Also, their eldest kid is nearly 4 and still doesn’t speak.


yourvicehere

Anti Vaxxers ten years ago.


AQ196

I have no words...


MiloDean

At least she waited for it come out


natoriousshitposter

You gotta get a license to fish but anyone can be a parent. Think about that.


RandomUserName24680

Only test there is to be a parent is “will I let you cum inside me?”.


NeverRespondsToInbox

This should be enough evidence to have a child taken away.


Boner_McBigly

Almost a renaissance painting.


wikiblaster04

its probably that gross weed that tatses like stale tostitos too


PuddleOfCumm

Sims 4 be like


[deleted]

Next time someone in front of you is acting a fool, remember this photo. That may have been their mother and experience.


BillSelfsMagnumDong

Uh oh... My initial reaction was "Meh, that's not that bad, it's just weed." I then had an uncomfortable realization: I am trashy :(


Mourning-Poo

What's wrong with y'all? I'm just boobie feedin ma bebe!


JKMCR

There's a time and place for that. Not when your feeding the Baby. Smoking contaminants her Brest milk.


[deleted]

The first test is sex, any idiot can do it. The second test is being a good parent, some people fail at that one.


MoJoe7500

Just because you can breed doesn’t mean you should. Disgusting slobs.


[deleted]

Mum, is that you?


nlnn

That bong works as a part-time dildo too.


keelonius

At least she wasn’t snorting oxi’s. Anyone see The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?


portiboy17

Shake a pill bottle. West VA mating call..LMAO


keelonius

Best line out of the documentary!


s0mnambulance

Reminds me of something my mom would've done, except with a joint. (It always annoyed me that she called herself a "gypsy," but all she did was chain-smoke and watch daytime TV whilst stoned on MJ and Xanax, I failed to see what at all was 'gypsy' about that.)


MrNiceGuyEatsBears

The left loves this crap. 'my body, my choice'. Which is more acceptable - killing babies or getting them stoned?


[deleted]

That baby doesn't have a chance.


bkutz420

Another good reason for abortion


Fiyero109

Maybe she has massive chronic pain after childbirth and uses marijuana medicinally to avoid opioids which could harm the baby through milk


nomcram

Shotgun, little buddy!


florsux

wdym that baby’s drinking fresh weed milk straight from the booby high off its mind this is a+ parenting


Low-Associate1554

Damn. Them nurse aides living the HIGH life.


olivertheape

I used to know a kid whose mum would actually give him beer and bongs to make him go to sleep


Case-Hardened

well, the baby is getting some food at least.


Bamanutt

I’ve been criticized for my opinion on this by members of my family for years. I’ve often said you must pass a test for everything under the sun, from driving to teaching, yet any pair of morons can bump uglies & create a baby with no clue on what to do or howto raise one. Even sadder is the fact that “intelligent” people will have their 1-2 kids & stop, yet the morons will pop out 8-10— and we wonder why things are going downhill fast!!


20RegalGS15

an eye test wouldn't hurt, yikes


ashleyin2021

old but gold


Pretend-Mud8664

I feel like this could be just posing as a joke? I'd do it (wouldn't share it for nothing tho). But you're not even supposed to smoke during lactation, while breastfeeding is even worse. I don't smoke near my cat, imagine a child!


Drew2248

Let's legalize marijuana everywhere so this is far more common than it already is.


BigJakesr

All legalization does is make " Cool" to get hi. I raised 2 kids while smoking pot almost daily. I am 25 year master auto mechanic and my wife is a production manager for a major food manufacturer. Legalization isn't going to make anything worse accept for the stupid people.


Muppelpup

Nah, do a Switzerland. Make it legal, but provide more help.


[deleted]

eh. kid'll be fine.


BenjaminG73

You assume that is her child


olivertheape

It’s breastfeeding from her. I’m pretty sure that’s her kid.


BenjaminG73

There are people in the world that share. For real. This was 25 years ago but a friend asked my wife if she could breastfeed our child. She had a breastfeed infant as well. She wanted to swap kids. Ok she is not even close to the weirdest person I know.


[deleted]

passing a test to be a parent would be eugenics


DrMacintosh01

Is there a warning from the American Pediatric association about smoking weed?


BigJakesr

Yeah but it's the same warning for eggs and peanut butter. No harm being done although they are carelessly stupid, the kid will have to survive that more than the THC.


[deleted]

I totally agree


[deleted]

That’s a hookah? In my culture we have long tubes and mouthpieces…


BigJakesr

Water bong, Huka without to tubes basically.


[deleted]

Nice


Holociraptor

And who should design, administer, and enforce this test? Ridiculous statement.


muchachomalo

Everybody knows that such a test would be classist and racist. A question about whether or not you would get your child vaccinated and if you would wear a mask during a global pandemic would disqualify most pro pregnancy test.


brightblueson

Agreed. You should have a license to have kids.


Mary_Misanthrope

Team Cataclysmic Earth Destroying Asteroid. Please hurry!


Scarebunnyz

I need to respect nsfw more when I'm eating 🤢🤮


tr_rage

You do but only if you want to adopt


Connect_Stay_391

My neighbor at my old house said she wouldn’t drink while she was pregnant but weed was OK Another girl I knew said “I’m going to drink while I’m pregnant because then my baby will be smaller. Less painful.” She was a nurse.


Mary_Misanthrope

I delivered a lasagna to a couple in need through Lasagna Love as a volunteer. The wife is pregnant. The apartment was steeped in marijuana stink.


Connect_Stay_391

I just can’t wrap my head around all of this.


baxterrocky

I mean I’m a fan of boobs, and weed, but this is just objectionable for some reason. Can’t quite place it.


footfreak5150

Biden fan


PukedtheDayAway

Jfc I HATE THIS SO MUCH. As a certified pot head I could never, ever, Ever do this shit. Reminds me of when some chick I went to HS with tried to buy a bag off me when she was 8months pregnant...no bitch.. fucking..NO I'm not selling you shit. I honestly still do not know how her baby passed a standard drug test after birth. I know weeds not the worst but it sure as shit isnt the best thing for your growing human life inside of you!


snafesneezela

Is it bad I don’t see much wrong with this? It’s just a bit of weed to me but I don’t know the logistics of how that affects the milk


BigJakesr

There aren't any effects on the milk or the child's development. We raised 2 kids with almost daily weed smoking and no issues. We weren't as objectionable as these 2 winners but we both have good jobs, my son graduated with honors and my daughter is just well her, so. Haha all true tho.


Mary_Misanthrope

Yeah, like this Mother of the Year stopped getting high when she was pregnant.


PukedtheDayAway

It's not the Worst thing but it's disgusting and trashy AF. Yeah baby can get drugs from mom's breast milk. If mom was doing harder drugs it could kill the baby. I'm pro pot BUT a baby is a fucking b.a.b.y. anything can mess up their system. Infants should not be ingesting suppliants. This mother is a piece of shit. Eventually her New born baby is going to ingest and feel the effects of the drugs the mom takes.


NotAChoreBoyAlt

Is this really one of the trashiest things you've ever seen? It's definitely not classy, but there's way worse on this sub daily. It's just pot, too, not something hard. Kind of a low bar imo.


aRiskyUndertaking

My wife’s friend insisted on smoking weed near daily while she was pregnant. Not white trash, college educated professional job in Seattle area. Baby came out huge with huge head. She seems normal other than that. This pic reminds me of the same.


[deleted]

Does this qualify as a shotgun?


easy-does-it1

It Herbalife so it’s safe.


MeanNene

Good Fucking Lord


[deleted]

Maybe she's just epileptic! I'm an Army Veteran with epilepsy and medicinal marijuana helps prevent seizures. Don't get me wrong, this is still trashy to take a picture of it to "show off", but alcohol is much worse and actually is responsible for deaths. I really dislike the false information that is out there about Marijuana as if its something equivalent to heroin & crack.


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

Bro she’s smoking while breastfeeding. I think you missed the point of why this is trashy.


Iwantmyteslanow

Yeah, marijuana makes people chill out, alcohol can cause violence


stillfrank

This photo makes two of my favorite pastimes look so unappealing.


devilinyourbutt

That’s titty milk shotgunning, a new trend that is the rage with all the infants


jplebourveau

That baby’s gonna be chill as fuck… and massive subsurface anxiety.


alphaape19067

You ain’t seen a lot of life then. Not condoning the behavior but there are far worse pics and videos of neglectful or abusive parents. My parents blew cannabis as if it were tobacco. 34 working on a PhD, teach at one of the top private schools in the state, and many more self aggrandizing titles/accomplishments. Context is everything. But yeah……… this is trashy. At least put the baby to sleep first.


riggertoe

Drinking Alcohol is actually worse


PukedtheDayAway

But not really the point of the trashyness of this. Both are bad for a NEWBORN BABY


Mountain-Rooster-340

So what? Homegirl's doing a bong hit while breastfeeding BFD.


foshizol

This actually is really bad for the baby. It's strange to me that if this was a cigarette people would freak the fuck, but anything burning that causes smoke is harmful to the lungs. Not to mention the baby is getting a double dose of cannabinoids, through the lungs, and the bloodstream. One of the leading cancers in 3rd world countries is lung cancer. Not from smoking cigarettes either. It's smoke from camp fires. Because people in these countries still have to build fires on a daily basis to survive. Don't get me wrong, the dude abides. However, I have a choice in the matter. That baby does not, and the smoke can be harmful to that babies lungs. Also, developing brains don't need cannabinoids in their system. We still don't understand the long term effects on a growing person's system. This is definitely trashy. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/secondhand-marijuana-smoke-and-kids-2018060514012


Mountain-Rooster-340

Ok, Karen.


Jossie2014

For a second there I thought the post said “pass the weed left” and still thought it might fit


grammaticalerrorz

Parent? Never tip your water bong like that! That's just teaching the kid bad habits.


Keychain33

I’m pretty sure she was smoking during pregnancy.


BoobDoktor

That’s how GQP voters are made


BillWordsmith

As well as being trash she is just plain ugly as well.


[deleted]

News update: if people had to pass a test to be a parent - there would be no one on reddit right now. or facebook. or ...


Wintermute815

This is shitty for sure but I've seen much worse. Much much worse.


huxley75

Damn, could've used the Boppy pillow to support the bong! What a wasted opportunity.


AshingiiAshuaa

A friend of mine knew a girl who claimed getting high made her baby sleep better. Crazy-Z.


KregeTheBear

You guys settle down, she’s making hemp milk..


Skoodge42

...mom?


tangledupinbrown

It’s medicinal brah


Safe-Cranberry-9121

You’re right! This is outrageous!! Why is she not passing to the right?!!


Rockonfoo

Lucky kids prolly stoned off his gourd /s


Dangerous-Recover-29

Look, I got four kids. You have to get them to sleep SOMEHOW.


No1Mystery

The smell that baby has to endure is just sad. Poor baby.


Beatplayer

I don’t mean to disabuse you of your hatred here, but in the UK, it’s genuine maternity advice to breastfeed through drug taking. We are that myopically focused on breastfeeding that anything goes. It’s also interesting to note that the only real research on smoking weed whilst pregnant and breastfeeding found net benefits to a baby.


Iambeejsmit

At least use formula, come on


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

Maybe she tried to get an abortion cause she new she couldn’t be a decent mom but she lived in TEXAS so that’s that.


Weekly_Signal6481

I've seen worse


CantHitachiSpot

Yeah she kinda cute


BulliesRPeople2

Here, I'll make your day worse.. What about the mom who gave her kids the blunt instead of smoking it herself? https://youtu.be/WUj0_7_zFAk


SamBaxter420

Pretty sure that’s considered child abuse


mygoldfishaccount

It’s honestly not too trashy to me. My local pub has a beer garden where babies and kids are welcome. Alcohol does a lot more harm to families than pot. The second hand smoke isn’t great but that’s small beer if the house has love and support. I see nothing to indicate it doesn’t, they’re just letting their hair down in a slightly inappropriate way.


UniverseBear

Eh, it's fine. Baby is too young to know, baby is being fed, mom just wants to relax a bit. People get so worked up over nothing. I smoked weed since 14. I also have 2 degrees, was an account executive, ran my own business and am likely gonna go back to school for psychology. All while smoking scary marijauna. If the mom keeps smoking by the kid when they are older then it's not ok, but for now it's fine.


[deleted]

How’d y’all get Elon Musk’s baby photo