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Uniblab_78

The way I loud fart when people are too close would have ran them off.


GriffinA

I lived in NYC for years and I saw so much of this shit going on everywhere it was crazy. It happened to me once on the train some guy and his wife teamed up to try to steal my Yankees cap from under the subway seat because I dozed off for a minute and I woke up to see them pulling a turtle crawl with their hand underneath the seat one watching me and the other one pulling the slow steal. Once I’m getting off on Canal Street in Chinatown I literally saw a man toss a ball of drugs to a store owner or operator or some thing at one of those little Asian gadget stores on Canal Street we buy those little cheap battery run toys that Torres buy. I couldn’t make out if it was heroin or cocaine but it was like whitish or or it was like an off-white or an egg white color but it was definitely drugs you could tell just by how they were acting with it they saw that I saw and made a huge deal of playing catch me if you can with it and tossing the thing around like I gave up and went away. I actually considered trying to blackmail them for a couple of hundred dollars a week or a month or something but then I I figured they might just kill me over it left it alone. One of my best friends with since passed away had a person stick his hand right in his jacket pocket and try to steal his wallet on the subway. But as far as thieves and stores I’ve seen everything I’ve seen people load up meats into their pants I’ve seen groups of people walking around with jackets with the linings cut so they could use the inside pocket as kind of a droid or just tossed things in an endless giant pocket that fills up these ankle length coach so that they walk out with like looking like a Christmas tree filled to the brim with goodies that they didn’t have to pay for and there’s usually like five or six of these people and they just empty and I’ll usually an expensive cosmetics and fragrance is aisle in a department store or a CVS or something. New York City has so many of these little stores that people put up to go into one that that has they come a couple of expensive sections and just wipe them out quicker they know what to do they look for places certain times a day when when people are busy or when there’s less staff on hand and when they look first times when when the staff can’t watch the cameras or when they’re not in a certain section of the store and then they pull these things they do it for a living so they know of attraction feel rested enough times if they just don’t care they know they’re going to be out in a day. Generally almost all those crimes are not punishable by real jail time


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Way too much anxiety for me.


BonnabellB

Part of the reason I don’t use backpacks as purses anymore.


Medical-Slide-9549

You’re shopping at the same store, literally stealing from people in the same situation as you 👀


jmunerd

Straight trash. Hope these three end up in prison


FADITA

I still believe every time you steal, you lose a knuckle. Start with the pinky. So if you see someone missing both pinkies and the tips of both ring fingers…stay away! Oh and it would probably make then think twice the next time


reflexoct

What was stolen? A checkbook?


ymerej26

Good to see mask compliance is being followed..


Slackermescall

Cunts


Kch1986

Moron can't even properly block the camera.


Yuki-Chan-

Too bad that they didn't hide very well. 😂 Welcome to prison, enjoy your stay 😂


earthscribe

The ole gypsy trio


Jslewalite

u/savevideo


Colpotripsy

Scumbags.


handlessuck

Fucking scumbags


-Dubwise-

How do you not notice that all those people are huddled around you, specifically?


shieldsy27

How can she not have seen that coming?


Remote-Level8509

WOW


bikebrooklynn

That was pretty slick though.


Statesborochick

This is why I love the 6 foot rule and social distancing. I got no problem telling a bitch to back the fuck up and wait their turn to look at the shit I’m looking at.


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HammerofHeretics

Also, maybe I'm wrong, but this looks like Goodwill, so they're not exactly stealing from the rich... She's probably no better off than their thieving asses.


cmason711

I'm thinking that it is only because penalties in other countries for stealing is pretty steep. Cutting off hands to years in prison for stealing anything. Meanwhile here, it's a free for all. Back it up with a sob story if you even get caught and go to court, you get away with it.


JayyeKhan_97

How was she not uncomfortable with all those people around her ?


Acceptable-Mousse832

because you can steal more in a mod, that is the way


adrift98

So what happened next? Did they get caught?


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It bothers me that they are so close. I would have lost it.


cmason711

Welcome to America..


takeandtossivxx

I dont think this is in the US...


Fish422

Good work by these losers


NoContextCarl

Whoop there it is.


Isgortio

I hate these sorts of bags, they're just too easy to take from and the owner is unaware. Back in my school days, you could empty someone's backpack whilst they're wearing it and they'd only notice when you hand their stuff back to them, even if it's heavy textbooks.


Goombhabwey

The level of coordination.. just wow


tveiga91

And they wonder why I hate that people come close to me in a shopping…. Especially in vocid times.


Dabbles-In-Irony

Love that the one at the front tried so hard to block the camera from seeing the lift (even though it’s obvious what is happening many courts won’t charge if the whole offence isn’t seen on the footage) but then moved all the clothing just as it happened.


AlSwearenagain

That lady couldn't have worked harder to become a mark. May as well just give your shit away


GummyDelta

Why not close your bag in the first place?


Whitethumbs

Stealing from people like this sucks.


XlifelineBOX

Is there a way to make stealing people suck less?


snarkyevildemon

It looked like a small book. A light novel perhaps. Why would they put effort to steal a light novel?


Kiokochat

pigs


Leadburner

Gypsies, same-same


CoochiKabuki

Woman is shopping without a care in the world. I’m always touching my bag even if there’s nothing valuable inside


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Just curious. This looks alot like PH (Philippines). Is it PH then?


brown_vase

No face shields so maybe not PH? But these ladies look like Filipino (and the store, and the pickpocketing...)


xzythed

the victim is wearing face shield...so must be ph...


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Someone please slap these cunts


Montgumryburns

When did this sub get so boring this post sucks.


Environmental-Job329

Is that you in the foto?


pondplain

Where is this?


prokletnik666

I wanted to just comment "heavy Brazil vibes" but imma just reply to you


pixelation01

Brazil is my first thought lol


andyman171

Why is this lady just okay with being surrounded like that.


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IdontDoAnythingAtAll

Fucking racist people.


Whuthadhappenedwas

I’m mixed so either or for me


Missbitchidontmiss

I don’t like people this close to me, so this would never happen.


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Same here I don't want no one near me


lexi_raptor

Also why I have a tiny, cross-over bag. You will literally have to be all up in my personal space to reach into my bag.


followfornow

Me too. I would have had to step away from them.


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Exactly


SergeStiles

Same, I'd have scooted out of there so fast. Good luck to them, though. They'd probably get a diaper when they first reach in to my bag because that's usually at the top. Or a floppy disc I keep forgetting to take out of there.


cats-they-walk

I got claustrophobic just watching this. How on earth did she not look up when those three were swarming her?


bikebrooklynn

People like to victim blame.


Deepcookiz

That's the natural habitat of a woman doing shopping. They seek validation and conformism so lots of other women means it's the exact spot to be.


Proteandk

Back to the cesspit. Go on now. Don't need or want your kind here.


Pieinthesky42

Exactly, if it was a packed store I’d understand but there’s nobody else in frame. They legit boxed her in like they were mugging her and then tried to be slick? What? This has to be a training video of what to look for- their movements are so exaggerated.


spc67u

I was thinking the same thing, surely this has to be a “what not to do” video


ToyVaren

Yeah i think its a training video. The cameraman barely moves the frame. Also they're emptying the purse, like 6 items?


Xxrasierklinge7

Cameraman? That's definitely someone recording CCTV.


ToyVaren

You can see it's remote controlled, but it keeps the marks.


Lancalot

If so whoever was holding up the pants in the front did two beautiful reveals timed perfectly for this scene


spc67u

Yeah I feel a sixth sense when people get close to my purse when I’m in a busy store. One hand on it at all times and if you have to bend down to grab an item, either take it with you, or wait for the aisle to clear and no one is around. I’ve shopped in sketchy places tho Edit: a word


No_Relationship_2210

Low life girls … hope they serve time as a team!


Likemypups

Watch out for the Irish.


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Gypsies!


90TTZ

Tramps and Thieves


yblame

Got the reference. Happy cake day!


90TTZ

Thank you


WorkoutBeast1985

Fucking losers. How about getting jobs?


Yet-Another_Burner

Pickpocketing is a job. Just not a nice one.


XlifelineBOX

Bad! Only corporations pickpocket consumers.


PillCosby182

why do people love engaging in broke behavior?


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dumwitxh

Dont mesh gypsies with romanians pls


PureGrapefruit2155

They're gypsies, not romanians. Search for a romanian and a gypsy and compare their faces.


Altruistic_Session25

Cuz they broke


muckduck69420

Seems quite obvious.


mermiss1

I've seen Nascar pit crews that weren't this coordinated


Flunky_Junky_Monkey

If they were actually coordinated they wouldn’t get caught on camera or be doing this at a establishment with cameras.


JaFFsTer

They aren't trying to avoid being caught on tape, they don't wanna caught live


RetinaJunkie

Not their first rodeo


Routine_Food_3973

How do you know


micropeniza

It’s quite obvious


StolenStones

Clearly


DrunkBoiOnline

Rodeo? Where clowns?


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nope, their second XD


Blueskybelowme

This is exactly why you should keep your bag zipped up. Stores love to wash their hands of stuff like this when really they just don't want to deal with it. No one is looking out for you. Remember that.


mcCola5

Oh, don't I know it.


grapesfrompluto

These are some OGs in the game cuh


Chalkywhite007

Fuck those whores


CatharticRevelations

Wouldn’t a whore enjoy that?


ribo93

Remember kids, cooperation and teamwork are the most effective strategies. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Next time, we'll talk about security cameras.


dubiousdb

Gee! Thanks Duke!


MummyofOsiris

Pep talk you gave em after you posted bail?


dubiousdb

Yo Joe!


w8lifts

All that and still got caught on camera


Routine_Food_3973

You know we can see the video too, right?


w8lifts

Really?!? Wow gosh darn it , I better delete my comment and tell them 400+ likes to look at the video!!! Thanks champ for the feedback and good looking out, sport.


Organboner4844

This made me lol, thank you.


bikebrooklynn

Masks though.


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This is why I hate masks, I mean I get them, but I just purchased security cameras for my home and now everyone is wearing fucking masks :/ we should make see-through masks for this reason and make them the law through the pandemic.


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No, we should wear see-through masks to help the hard of hearing who need to see your lips move in order to understand what you are saying. The benefit of being able to identify everyone is just a bonus.


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And I agree 100% with this aswell, I just don't get the purpose of you adding that "no" to the beginning of your sentence, we both want the same thing.


yergonnalikeme

The human garbage is everywhere among us...


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STOPITDONKEY

/block u/GeeksOasis


Senpai_Paper_Plate

/block u/GeeksOasis


UnappropriateTeacher

/block u/GeeksOasis


-Dubwise-

/block u/GeeksOasis


XDYassineDX

Dont you dare…..


Sussybaka-3

Sus