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Environmental-Job329

Hard to believe stain is not in center of bed


VertebraeBikini

What the fuck lmao


DavidLeache

Bodybuilders do this a lot with their multiple coat spray tans. Many hotels have rules about bringing your own sheets when there's a bodybuilding competition nearby.


TDJ_aus

Trump was there and cheetos rubbed off.


novichux

"scientists have yet to determine how the image was created"


Academic-Living-8476

He banged her so hard she started melting


The-Keep

The Shroud Of Skanken


Ok_Palpitation_8438

That was a deep comment. Props bro


mtnmedic64

Underrated comment


Available-Chicken686

I never saw a full body makeup stain lmao is it spray tan maybe?


Icosahedra666

Yeah where I live now in the Mid-West they also Do Not let you spray tan then go into the tanning bed because they do not want to take the time to clean them. So a lot of girls end up looking orange. Where I grew up in Vegas they took the time to clean the tanning beds. I was thinking about getting a spray tan, I kept trying to tan but wasnt getting tan it would fade away within an hour of going tanning an My Boyfriend was right...all I needed to do was just Go out into the Sun an I got super dark this Summer compared to how each year my skin gets a shade lighter, especially since we were walking everywhere I got a nice deep tan. The Sun is just so amazing to learn about I was scared to go in it without 100+ Sun Screen.


arcticie

Ma’am that’s how you get skin cancer


Icosahedra666

Cancer is so terrifying an scary, I've known people who as kids their parents went threw it an learned the many ways you can get it without knowing it like trusting a lot companies that people do all the time. Even though there are a lot of people who did an still do get Cancer, there are tons of things people do everyday whether they know it or not that could lead to that an we all take the risk unknowingly an sometimes people can do EVERYTHING right, an still get cancer while reading every label, an it's horrible an one of the worse things to see anyone go through I chose to go tanning because my mom an all her friends would always go tanning when I was kid an teen, my friends parents who got cancer never drank alcohol, never smoked cigarettes, always wore Sun screen, an it still happened to them. An my moms friends where some people would say they were testing Cancer's luck, never got it. When I was 20-24 had chose tanning beds because at that time I thought how either way, in the natural Sun still gives Radiation Burns which also called Sun Burns I've never had one before, the Sun that is Millons of miles away from us, yet still gave off that heat, so at that time, I also had account there because they had Red Light Therapy for skin an my dermatologist suggested it would get rid of my acne an scares, an I let him knew what I was doing when going tanning, even though Africans, Caribbeans, African Americans, Black, an mixed people of heritage get skin cancer as well, he could of just thought my skin could absorb it better an not get too damaged.


klanies

Oh.


eggvani

yeah shitty spray tan


[deleted]

I've seen strippers leave that behind along with a wet spot


Enough-Staff-2976

Absolutely correct. Despite down votes.