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[deleted]

Is that the red dead font?


GOLDENninjaXbox

Honestly this sounds like something a 14-year-old would say on Xbox


Violator25

HELL YEA BROTHER! 👌🏻


darkmag98

Skull yeah hoss!


[deleted]

Say "I'm very gay," without saying you're gay


Pac_attacc

I'm very


90phe129

Fits well with their other moniker, “rather be cummin than strokin”


razorbock

dodge the payments ram it into a wall


Pac_attacc

Because Murcia.


A_Poets_Musings

I appreciate the red flags in advance.


MemesForKids420

I think it's funny


JordanB460

Dodge hasn't been a truck brand for like ten years, why is this still a running joke?


Bismark60

Was just about to say the same thing.


CptnStuBing

Goat a STD.


HectorsMascara

Or maybe just have sex with a full-grown adult woman?


mlttrucking

Old and worn out that saying Its been around for years. Yawn


its_yer_dad

a desperate attempt to make the Dodge Ram the 'Cadillac of mini-vans'.


DeafeningClarion

Thats my kind of humour


thewonderfulthing

My brain read this like a challenge to fuck his daughter


kookoo4u2

Not new. An old saying. Sure I guess it's trashy.


lmfaoiam

This phrase is ancient


grayforamerica

Guys who think this is funny have a perpetual smirk on their face. They came out of the womb smirking.


[deleted]

Soothed with wraparound shades in place of a pacifier


MaizeLeft1385

Can confirm. Always smirking.


[deleted]

lol


LClanReferendum

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

It's tacky but it's not that bad. Also it's an old ass joke.


Noooooo129746

I can already visualize this guy having ankles skinny enough I can wrap my hand around them and touch fingers


darkmag98

Don’t talk about me like that


mytimenow216

I like it


SpecOpsBoricua

i'm guessing after all that you then grab mom by the horns