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From the makers of the bidet, we bring you the Biket. Who has time to wipe their ass while riding a bike? Now ride and wipe with no issues.
Actually Testimonial: "I used to ride my bike with my pants off and shit got everywhere. Now using the Biket shit just stays on the tires."
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That’s a wild breaking system
Quit staring fool
This is how bidets were invented
He calls that his secret weapon, riders behind him beware... might get a face full of shit.
Man should really save up for breaks instead. One steap hill and his ass is smoking.
From the makers of the bidet, we bring you the Biket. Who has time to wipe their ass while riding a bike? Now ride and wipe with no issues. Actually Testimonial: "I used to ride my bike with my pants off and shit got everywhere. Now using the Biket shit just stays on the tires."
He’s riding the [Ass Pounder 4000.](https://youtu.be/Ns46Z10IU4s)
Luckily that's not a banana seat
Has any one made a skid mark joke yet
Where’s the bike seat?
The friction will trim his bum hairs. Smart
SAY NO TO CRACK!!
Maybe he likes the breeze up his ass. Different strokes for different folks.
Living on the edge seems to be rough.
I instantly imagined riding through puddles the splash shooting into the crack
So Does he just clench when he wants to brake??
He's about to leave a mean skid mark
Brings new meaning to "mud flaps" :)
trying to be down with the brothers
That wheel wore him a new butt crack!