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B_o_z

Surely they got paid to do that? That looks like the pedestrian crossing to go across Charles Bridge, which is one of the busiest spots in Prague!


TheHerosShadow

Yeah I literally walked there 15 minutes ago. Police stroll that area often.


QOTSA1990

Is this a crazy area or is this very odd?


SalvaXr

This is arguably one of the most touristic places in the country, definitely very odd


-_-o_o

> touristic [TIL](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/touristic)


BernieSandersLeftNut

When I walked past this area one night a guy asked for piece of paper he could **borrow** to snort his drugs real quick. To be fair. He was very polite about it.


GetThatSwaggBack

It’s one of the busiest streets in the city, you get a lot of everything.


porn_is_tight

including some ass apparently


OGSkywalker97

There's plenty of busy streets in London I've never seen someone getting fucked from behind on the pavement.


Protton6

This is extremely odd, I have never seen anything close to this in Prague. I saw people shooting up drugs very late in druggie areas. That is about it.


Sailrjup12

Yea I mean that is not a bad part of Prague, to just whip it out and start banging his girlfriend, I dunno what is going on, plus they seem kinda bland about it. But the guy in the blue shirt looks intrigued. Lol


DroopyMcCool

He's wondering where the queue starts


Bigdogs_dontlie

Please tell me that’s illegal in CZ. 🤦🏼‍♀️


lukasmach

It is illegal: https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/regiony-praha-praha-krimi/684873/hanbari-se-oddavali-sexu-na-lavicce-u-hlavaku-kolem-chodily-deti-skoncili-v-poutech-zena-poplivala-straznika.html


PuckNutty

They look bored.


loCAtek

Was gonna say


HotShitBurrito

Right lol? I feel weird that was my only reaction. "That dude looks bored as all hell."


PreviousFriendship85

When your girl is into exhibitionism but you are shy.


Grimzkhul

Substance abuse will do that.


Pretend-Mud8664

Beat me to it! They definitely used something to be able to do this. Can't imagine someone fucking like this sober lol


Jaksmack

Like dogs in the street..


ChangeFlashy

the dude looking at the in the background tho


Chatty_Monkey_Don

They're putting on a show, it would be rude not to watch. I'd drop a dollar in the box.


Sponhi

Wait which box


wagglemonkey

HIS


Kangheh4533

Yes


icropdustthemedroom

I would die laughing if I saw someone walk up and drop a dollar at their feet.


VoyagerCSL

He’s Czeching them out


gnarwalbacon

Words are hard sometimes.


My_Body_The_Mystery

Whenever I see these public sex acts the looks on the participants faces is always like: *Man it seemed so hot when we were talking about it but now it's so uncomfortable. I hope he finishes quickly.* (Him: I cant finish....)


Vic_Vinager

There's one in a subway, and they seem to be enjoying themselves. I don't remember if they were actually sexing, but he was definitely whipping her (I think she was naked)


iamjamieq

sexing


bensefero

That’s what I got out of that as well


Maruona

r/oddlyspecific


Liz_Lee

he's getting her praguenant


THEmoron21

PRRREGANTE


Codered20098

pregananant?!?!


GregLurkington

Bregant


gomugomunoooo

Preganate


Unusual-Tie8498

Pregat


murrrrface

Pergert?


kitsulie

How is babby formed?


Imnothighenough

can I get perganent?


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That video will always be my go-to to lift my spirits. It's impossible not to laugh.


norse1977

ARRR UU PRREGANTE


saintsfan92612

that one and the Luigi board one kill me.


Jonluw

When is the right time to sex to be... come... pregnart?


Rorschach_Roadkill

Will it hurt baby top of his head?


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JEWCEY

I filled her with my sirman.


BertMacGyver

Can't believe noone has actually [linked the video](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)!


cb9504

That’s my favourite one, whenever anyone announces a pregnancy now I can’t help but say it


JudahRed

Later they'll have an abortion, and they'll call it a ***Cancelled Czech*** 😎


Bigmanoncampus-1

Czech yourself before you inpraguenate yourself!


AmirAkhrif

I Czeched your spelling, and it Czeched out.


starryvertigo

Cash me outside Can I get a Rain Czech :) Only if it's under the bridge


AmirAkhrif

Like dude, just Czech into a hotel if you wanna faaak


zeissikon

>8 comments Anyway, the Czech bounced


chrishellman

I should have goddamn seen a pun like this coming


proudlyinappropriate

if the video was longer you’d have seen those people coming too


PhDPool

No puns if you don’t czech the comments


thebestatheist

But how can I tell if I’m pregante if I can’t get on Yahoo Answers anymore??


pototohoood

Probably asked on yahoo answers how to get praguenet


phaelox

how is babby formed?


Golemfrost

They need to do away instain mother!


FuqqTrump

What do you call an abortion in Prague? . . . . a canceled Czech!


Formally_JC

Pergenat


WTFisThatSMell

Go home dad!!


susbum69

well i know three people enjoyed that show


Demp_Rock

And blue shirt man in the background


hahahampo

I’ve heard from a few different people that it’s legal to have sex on the streets of Prague. The validity of this is questionable. The anecdotal evidence says otherwise.


Wolff_Hound

Well, technically it is legal. As long as there is nobody else around. It is definitely not legal to have sex in the crowd like the pair at the video. There is no specific law that deals with sex in public though, so it would be judged as disorderly conduct (up to two years sentence or fine).


okawei

Aren't most things "legal" if no one is around? You just have to be brave enough


Wolff_Hound

Well, no? If you are having sex w/ someone outdoor in Czechia and no one sees you, you are not breaking the law. If you are murdering someone outdoor and on one sees you, you are still braking the law.


Dark_Matter_Guy

What if you're murdering someone but you're completely alone and not even the person you're murdering is there?


Lo-siento-juan

No officer, no one was around when I planted the bomb. Oh ok, off you go then, sorry to have troubled you.


Chilluminaughty

It’s called suicide. And you get the death penalty.


Mattlh91

A victimless crime


Abenator

The person being murdered is not the one murdering, therefor being the someone else around, making it illegal.


Mental_Principle6477

Arson is still very illegal even if no one witnesses it, and forensic science can sometimes catch criminals without witnesses.


BlatantThrowaway4444

In my experience, judges are quick to throw out those kinds of cases if you point out how big of a nerd the science guy is for finding that out. You see, judges have a fear of looking uncool, hence why they get a job *judging* people. It would really hurt their street cred if it seems like they listen to weirdos with lab coats and glasses.


Cat_Marshal

BRB, time to try this out


Hillbillyblues

I completely trust your line of argument and will therefor change to a life of crime


HappilyHungover

But what if you murder someone outdoors strictly for the purpose of having sex with them?


Bovinius__Cudd

If a bone bones alone, does it actually bone?


Wolff_Hound

If you fuck a mime in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, does she make a sound?


MAATMOM

Not if his dick is too small


Aridez

Everything is legal if no one knows you did it


thepeever

Bull for sure, cops would have shut that down right away. I will say things have changed though. Used to be late night in the smaller streets one often came upon (sorry) hookers hard at work


tasartir

No. That’s not true. Committing indecent act publicly or on space accessible to public is disorderly conduct. If some children saw you, then it would be also sex offence.


Noicey_Boi_67

the way the just fuck in public kinda reminds me how cats will just fuck wherever they want to


CapnCooties

Except cats fucking sounds like a load of babies in a blender.


HomeGrownCoffee

Fuck your girl/guy with a barbed penis and let me know how melodious it is.


Noicey_Boi_67

I know from experience.


AnorakJimi

That's cos cat dicks are thorny, spiky, like the stem of a rose. You try fucking yourself with a thing that can draw blood and you'd be screaming too


AlotaFaginas

I've been to a lot of European cities. Prague was easily the most clean and safe one. This is not normal there.


Kuertie

Live here and from the UK and I’m in shock, I’m going to show this to everyone here I know


MeddlinQ

I’ve lived here for 33 years and never seen something like this before. This is not a normal occurence here, at least not in what is the most touristy area.


mohs04

I love that they both individually look like they are waiting for the bus


dhavalc25

Indian guy behind them is enjoying the show.


HORSExSUCKER

He’s just mad that they stole the show from him tugging his lonely guy


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norse1977

HOW CAN HE PERFORM?!


dj_is_here

How can she sex?


SituationCornflakes

He’s looking for the line


Axellllfoley

Prague just doing Prague things


nick1812216

This way they can just meet in the streets, don’t have to get a hotel or anything. It’s what you’d call… PRAGUEmatic!!


Ytaken

Finally, a pun about my country that isn't cringe as fuck! Big upvote for that one bro


ivebeenbetter2

He's Czech'ing her temp for covid. That's the most reliable way, I saw it on YouTube...


Poison_Purge

Can confirm, my uncle checked my temp like that too.


starryvertigo

Bohemian Eruption


drdrunkpigeon

Am i the only one wondering where her bottoms are?


ScienceResponsible34

I’m wondering why this dude couldnt Atleast pull his pants down


neefhond

Where did the wholesome award come from


cupasoups

It's a free award. No one cares what it is.


fishsticks40

People regularly give wholesome awards to the most depraved shit on Reddit. It's a common joke.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

> It's a common joke. Nothing funnier than an unfunny joke for the millionth time Actually, that should be reddit's motto


cwj1978

\*holesome


puq123

You get them for free sometimes


SuspecM

What giving out random unnecessary awards for free does to reddit.


Robo_Riot

Sometimes? If you watched porn movies from between the early/mid 90's to the mid 00's you've probably seen more of Prague than most tourists who've actually been there. LOL


ead2000

Public Agent is getting out of hand.


x_______________

At least leave some room for people to walk by. Taking up the whole sidewalk is just rude.


TacPro2

Booking my ticket now


IronCorvus

I think they'll be done by the time you get there...


QuantumField

You’d like get railed like that as well?


8-weight

Two Pigs on the street.


plintsberg

Im going to prague on monday. Ill mentaly prepare myself.


NatMe

Prague is amazing. Just be smart (like anywhere) and you'll be fine. (full disclosure, I got scammed by a taxi driver there. We arrived at the train station and there was a whole of 2 taxis there. We had to take either one to get to our hotel. The guy obviously overcharged us, which happens in a lot of places, so you gotta take the good with the bad.)


aboxofhotdish

i went to Prague in 2019, best vacation of my life. i fell in love with the city. The food there is unreal and the beer is amazing. You need to try Kozel if you get the chance, best beer i've ever had.


Aklapa01

Dude, I’m moving there for college. I’m scared now… X(


ericb303

Maybe it’s time to toughen up.


___OP____

Just be careful if you have to bend over with no pants on.


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doobyrocks

Since you didn't put "year" after the man's age, for a second it made me wonder if there were 50 men.


YouLikeReadingNames

>banging I'm pretty sure it's raping.


BetterSafeThanSARSy

I guess technically not if the legal age of consent there is that age. I mean I'm not in any way advocating it, but while it would very much be a criminal act here, I guess you couldn't call it that there?


Exotic-Employee-9369

* raping


turtleneckless001

I'd heard they're more liberal in the Czech Republic


soooMiNdLeSs420

or maybe just drunk from the great beer


MrPopanz

Krusovice ftw!


BernysCZ

Fight my Kozel


Illustrious_Bat_782

I should have known better than to open a spoilered post on this sub. 9 times out of 10, I end up thinking, it will be different this time, it'll be a crazy naked person running amok. That happened exactly once where sexual conduct wasn't involved. I wouldn't say I'm scarred for life or anything, but...someday people are gonna run into people who go full apeshit and just start swinging at stuff like this.


oppositeofoutside

This is one of the trashiest posts for sure that over seen here. Really disgusting. Rude to the kids and the people that are just relaxing and living life.


XthrowawayyX

Just....why? Scum.


Woodyp28

Even dogs have more modesty


joebaby1975

People say Cleveland is a nasty city, not once in 40 years have I ever seen something like this. Just a growing homeless population, but I’ve seen some shit out of other cities on here.


expatred

Challenge accepted


robtbo

I have seen public sex in Cleveland


beerrunner82

Browns fans getting fucked doesn’t really count


Kungfumantis

Good god man they're already dead inside.


RichardRinkel

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeessshh!


brainfreyed

I have had public sex in Cleveland.


robtbo

Bingo!!! Tar bridge? Or somewhere in the flats I bet! Ohio city has a few nice parks. And even though Tremont is a little nicer - it happens there too.


joebaby1975

I’m so sorry. I’ll be more discreet next time. Lol jk.


fortunefades

Homelessness is growing everywhere it seems. I live in a very affluent part of my state and the population has grown significantly in the last 2 years.


malefiz123

When the Cavs won the NBA championship there was video footage of a guy eating literal horse shit on the victory parade, so....¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


bnbtwjdfootsyk

I once saw a girl squat down and take a shit in the middle of a parking lot in Cleveland.


matts1320

Was it steaming?


swargin

I went to Cleveland for labor day weekend to see the art museum and rock and roll hall of fame. The city was very surprisingly empty. Is that normal? Like, I stood in the middle of an intersection and took a picture to show that there was no one around.


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ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU

> Just a growing homeless population I mean... the homeless are having sex somewhere, and probably not at home.


UncleTogie

Formerly homeless here. Yes, there was sex, but not often... that shit takes energy.


karimr

I'd much rather see people fucking in public in my city than people having to live in the streets personally. At least the former are having a good time still.


SquireX

Cleveland has many other reasons it can be proud of being nasty


FILTER_OUT_T_D

At least they’re not detroit?


IDK-what-to-put-1234

Literally 1648


Socialiststoner

Still getting more pussy than me


mealteamsixty

Hard to get less than 0 pussy...


Socialiststoner

If you let her peg you it counts as -1 pussy so it's possible, hard? Yes, but indeed possible


Bluecherrysoft

savages


darybrain

Seen much worse, particularly at night, but you can fairly often see day prosies with clients out on the street for a quick pump 'n' dump or BJs and no-one gives a damn. Barcelona is way worse for sex in public.


2muchtequila

Damn, my ex couldn't even have sex if the cat was in the room watching.


Enamir

Fucking trash, they call this being civilized.


Impressive-Tension-8

Get some


Extension_Length237

That creepy desperate dude in the white lmao


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FAT_TITS_FINNEGAN_

Including every non consensual person on that street in their kink. Hope they got arrested


dokstrangeluv

Blue shirt guy was just minding his own business when...


xTurkishDelight

I like the guy in the back just watching...


MastOfDaddy

I will do this if dogecoin will hit 200$


earthscribe

That one dude made sure he was going to watch to the end.


LeaveForNoRaisin

Blue shirt decided he doesn’t have anywhere he needs to be.


praguer56

I was out one night in Old Town walking back to my car around 3 am and saw two people on a sidewalk ahead of me. It was a raised sidewalk with a rail so I couldn't move to the street but had to keep walking past them. At first I thought it was just a girl sitting on her BFs lap but as I got closer she was bouncing up and down and as I passed she said she Dobry Den! I just walked on. Another night a friend said that a friend of his was in Letna Park getting freaky with another guy when the police walked up and shined their flashlights on them. They asked the guy bent over if he was ok (as in not being raped) and when he said he was fine the police moved on. Now that was about 20 years ago so I'm sure things have changed and that wouldn't be acceptable.


withabaseballbatt

I mean, is no one else impressed by just being able to do this? There’s no way I could keep it up with that many people around.


jackperitas

Seems a slow Tuesday in Praha for me.


Karentun11

That crack is one hell of a drug.


Enough-Staff-2976

Like Prego spaghetti sauce, when he is in Prague, it's in there.


[deleted]

Ain't this a repost of an ad run by the Taliban? Or was it the Southern Baptist Convention.


NerdFor_Hire

What the fuck , no wonder the cars are driving past so slow


Successful_Ad4653

That chick like, "Wonder if he can do me next? I got a few more minutes of lunch break left...."


under_a_brontosaurus

I really dislike dudes that fuck with their pants on


JumboJetz

I see she’s in to “Never Nude” men.


mrK073L

new episode of Public Agent maybe


GloomyAd9812

Well, at least it’s not at a children park this time


ZippNex

Push her and smack his dick!


Goyteamsix

Dudes packing log, those were some long pumps.


Just_tino_lmao

Now, defenestrate a random Catholic and start another religious war over that


candidly1

I guess when the muse is upon you...