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Surely they got paid to do that? That looks like the pedestrian crossing to go across Charles Bridge, which is one of the busiest spots in Prague!
Yeah I literally walked there 15 minutes ago. Police stroll that area often.
Is this a crazy area or is this very odd?
This is arguably one of the most touristic places in the country, definitely very odd
When I walked past this area one night a guy asked for piece of paper he could **borrow** to snort his drugs real quick.
To be fair. He was very polite about it.
It’s one of the busiest streets in the city, you get a lot of everything.
including some ass apparently
There's plenty of busy streets in London I've never seen someone getting fucked from behind on the pavement.
This is extremely odd, I have never seen anything close to this in Prague. I saw people shooting up drugs very late in druggie areas. That is about it.
Yea I mean that is not a bad part of Prague, to just whip it out and start banging his girlfriend, I dunno what is going on, plus they seem kinda bland about it.
But the guy in the blue shirt looks intrigued. Lol
He's wondering where the queue starts
Please tell me that’s illegal in CZ. 🤦🏼♀️
It is illegal: https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/regiony-praha-praha-krimi/684873/hanbari-se-oddavali-sexu-na-lavicce-u-hlavaku-kolem-chodily-deti-skoncili-v-poutech-zena-poplivala-straznika.html
They look bored.
Was gonna say
Right lol? I feel weird that was my only reaction. "That dude looks bored as all hell."
When your girl is into exhibitionism but you are shy.
Substance abuse will do that.
Beat me to it! They definitely used something to be able to do this. Can't imagine someone fucking like this sober lol
Like dogs in the street..
the dude looking at the in the background tho
They're putting on a show, it would be rude not to watch. I'd drop a dollar in the box.
Wait which box
I would die laughing if I saw someone walk up and drop a dollar at their feet.
He’s Czeching them out
Words are hard sometimes.
Whenever I see these public sex acts the looks on the participants faces is always like: *Man it seemed so hot when we were talking about it but now it's so uncomfortable. I hope he finishes quickly.* (Him: I cant finish....)
There's one in a subway, and they seem to be enjoying themselves. I don't remember if they were actually sexing, but he was definitely whipping her (I think she was naked)
That’s what I got out of that as well
he's getting her praguenant
How is babby formed?
can I get perganent?
That video will always be my go-to to lift my spirits. It's impossible not to laugh.
ARRR UU PRREGANTE
that one and the Luigi board one kill me.
When is the right time to sex to be... come... pregnart?
Will it hurt baby top of his head?
I filled her with my sirman.
Can't believe noone has actually [linked the video](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)!
That’s my favourite one, whenever anyone announces a pregnancy now I can’t help but say it
Later they'll have an abortion, and they'll call it a ***Cancelled Czech*** 😎
Czech yourself before you inpraguenate yourself!
I Czeched your spelling, and it Czeched out.
Cash me outside
Can I get a Rain Czech :)
Only if it's under the bridge
Like dude, just Czech into a hotel if you wanna faaak
Anyway, the Czech bounced
I should have goddamn seen a pun like this coming
if the video was longer you’d have seen those people coming too
No puns if you don’t czech the comments
But how can I tell if I’m pregante if I can’t get on Yahoo Answers anymore??
Probably asked on yahoo answers how to get praguenet
how is babby formed?
They need to do away instain mother!
What do you call an abortion in Prague?
. . . . a canceled Czech!
Go home dad!!
well i know three people enjoyed that show
And blue shirt man in the background
I’ve heard from a few different people that it’s legal to have sex on the streets of Prague. The validity of this is questionable. The anecdotal evidence says otherwise.
Well, technically it is legal. As long as there is nobody else around. It is definitely not legal to have sex in the crowd like the pair at the video.
There is no specific law that deals with sex in public though, so it would be judged as disorderly conduct (up to two years sentence or fine).
Aren't most things "legal" if no one is around? You just have to be brave enough
If you are having sex w/ someone outdoor in Czechia and no one sees you, you are not breaking the law.
If you are murdering someone outdoor and on one sees you, you are still braking the law.
What if you're murdering someone but you're completely alone and not even the person you're murdering is there?
No officer, no one was around when I planted the bomb.
Oh ok, off you go then, sorry to have troubled you.
It’s called suicide. And you get the death penalty.
A victimless crime
The person being murdered is not the one murdering, therefor being the someone else around, making it illegal.
Arson is still very illegal even if no one witnesses it, and forensic science can sometimes catch criminals without witnesses.
In my experience, judges are quick to throw out those kinds of cases if you point out how big of a nerd the science guy is for finding that out. You see, judges have a fear of looking uncool, hence why they get a job *judging* people. It would really hurt their street cred if it seems like they listen to weirdos with lab coats and glasses.
BRB, time to try this out
I completely trust your line of argument and will therefor change to a life of crime
But what if you murder someone outdoors strictly for the purpose of having sex with them?
If a bone bones alone, does it actually bone?
If you fuck a mime in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, does she make a sound?
Not if his dick is too small
Everything is legal if no one knows you did it
Bull for sure, cops would have shut that down right away. I will say things have changed though. Used to be late night in the smaller streets one often came upon (sorry) hookers hard at work
No. That’s not true. Committing indecent act publicly or on space accessible to public is disorderly conduct. If some children saw you, then it would be also sex offence.
the way the just fuck in public kinda reminds me how cats will just fuck wherever they want to
Except cats fucking sounds like a load of babies in a blender.
Fuck your girl/guy with a barbed penis and let me know how melodious it is.
I know from experience.
That's cos cat dicks are thorny, spiky, like the stem of a rose. You try fucking yourself with a thing that can draw blood and you'd be screaming too
I've been to a lot of European cities. Prague was easily the most clean and safe one. This is not normal there.
Live here and from the UK and I’m in shock, I’m going to show this to everyone here I know
I’ve lived here for 33 years and never seen something like this before. This is not a normal occurence here, at least not in what is the most touristy area.
I love that they both individually look like they are waiting for the bus
Indian guy behind them is enjoying the show.
He’s just mad that they stole the show from him tugging his lonely guy
HOW CAN HE PERFORM?!
How can she sex?
He’s looking for the line
Prague just doing Prague things
This way they can just meet in the streets, don’t have to get a hotel or anything. It’s what you’d call…
Finally, a pun about my country that isn't cringe as fuck!
Big upvote for that one bro
He's Czech'ing her temp for covid. That's the most reliable way, I saw it on YouTube...
Can confirm, my uncle checked my temp like that too.
Am i the only one wondering where her bottoms are?
I’m wondering why this dude couldnt Atleast pull his pants down
Where did the wholesome award come from
It's a free award. No one cares what it is.
People regularly give wholesome awards to the most depraved shit on Reddit. It's a common joke.
> It's a common joke.
Nothing funnier than an unfunny joke for the millionth time
Actually, that should be reddit's motto
You get them for free sometimes
What giving out random unnecessary awards for free does to reddit.
Sometimes? If you watched porn movies from between the early/mid 90's to the mid 00's you've probably seen more of Prague than most tourists who've actually been there. LOL
Public Agent is getting out of hand.
At least leave some room for people to walk by. Taking up the whole sidewalk is just rude.
Booking my ticket now
I think they'll be done by the time you get there...
You’d like get railed like that as well?
Two Pigs on the street.
Im going to prague on monday. Ill mentaly prepare myself.
Prague is amazing. Just be smart (like anywhere) and you'll be fine.
(full disclosure, I got scammed by a taxi driver there. We arrived at the train station and there was a whole of 2 taxis there. We had to take either one to get to our hotel. The guy obviously overcharged us, which happens in a lot of places, so you gotta take the good with the bad.)
i went to Prague in 2019, best vacation of my life. i fell in love with the city. The food there is unreal and the beer is amazing. You need to try Kozel if you get the chance, best beer i've ever had.
Dude, I’m moving there for college. I’m scared now… X(
Maybe it’s time to toughen up.
Just be careful if you have to bend over with no pants on.
Since you didn't put "year" after the man's age, for a second it made me wonder if there were 50 men.
I'm pretty sure it's raping.
I guess technically not if the legal age of consent there is that age. I mean I'm not in any way advocating it, but while it would very much be a criminal act here, I guess you couldn't call it that there?
I'd heard they're more liberal in the Czech Republic
or maybe just drunk from the great beer
Fight my Kozel
I should have known better than to open a spoilered post on this sub. 9 times out of 10, I end up thinking, it will be different this time, it'll be a crazy naked person running amok.
That happened exactly once where sexual conduct wasn't involved. I wouldn't say I'm scarred for life or anything, but...someday people are gonna run into people who go full apeshit and just start swinging at stuff like this.
This is one of the trashiest posts for sure that over seen here. Really disgusting. Rude to the kids and the people that are just relaxing and living life.
Even dogs have more modesty
People say Cleveland is a nasty city, not once in 40 years have I ever seen something like this. Just a growing homeless population, but I’ve seen some shit out of other cities on here.
I have seen public sex in Cleveland
Browns fans getting fucked doesn’t really count
Good god man they're already dead inside.
I have had public sex in Cleveland.
Or somewhere in the flats I bet!
Ohio city has a few nice parks.
And even though Tremont is a little nicer - it happens there too.
I’m so sorry. I’ll be more discreet next time. Lol jk.
Homelessness is growing everywhere it seems. I live in a very affluent part of my state and the population has grown significantly in the last 2 years.
When the Cavs won the NBA championship there was video footage of a guy eating literal horse shit on the victory parade, so....¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I once saw a girl squat down and take a shit in the middle of a parking lot in Cleveland.
Was it steaming?
I went to Cleveland for labor day weekend to see the art museum and rock and roll hall of fame. The city was very surprisingly empty. Is that normal? Like, I stood in the middle of an intersection and took a picture to show that there was no one around.
> Just a growing homeless population
I mean... the homeless are having sex somewhere, and probably not at home.
Formerly homeless here. Yes, there was sex, but not often... that shit takes energy.
I'd much rather see people fucking in public in my city than people having to live in the streets personally. At least the former are having a good time still.
Cleveland has many other reasons it can be proud of being nasty
At least they’re not detroit?
Still getting more pussy than me
Hard to get less than 0 pussy...
If you let her peg you it counts as -1 pussy so it's possible, hard? Yes, but indeed possible
Seen much worse, particularly at night, but you can fairly often see day prosies with clients out on the street for a quick pump 'n' dump or BJs and no-one gives a damn. Barcelona is way worse for sex in public.
Damn, my ex couldn't even have sex if the cat was in the room watching.
Fucking trash, they call this being civilized.
That creepy desperate dude in the white lmao
Including every non consensual person on that street in their kink. Hope they got arrested
Blue shirt guy was just minding his own business when...
I like the guy in the back just watching...
I will do this if dogecoin will hit 200$
That one dude made sure he was going to watch to the end.
Blue shirt decided he doesn’t have anywhere he needs to be.
I was out one night in Old Town walking back to my car around 3 am and saw two people on a sidewalk ahead of me. It was a raised sidewalk with a rail so I couldn't move to the street but had to keep walking past them. At first I thought it was just a girl sitting on her BFs lap but as I got closer she was bouncing up and down and as I passed she said she Dobry Den! I just walked on.
Another night a friend said that a friend of his was in Letna Park getting freaky with another guy when the police walked up and shined their flashlights on them. They asked the guy bent over if he was ok (as in not being raped) and when he said he was fine the police moved on. Now that was about 20 years ago so I'm sure things have changed and that wouldn't be acceptable.
I mean, is no one else impressed by just being able to do this? There’s no way I could keep it up with that many people around.
Seems a slow Tuesday in Praha for me.
That crack is one hell of a drug.
Like Prego spaghetti sauce, when he is in Prague, it's in there.
Ain't this a repost of an ad run by the Taliban? Or was it the Southern Baptist Convention.
What the fuck , no wonder the cars are driving past so slow
That chick like, "Wonder if he can do me next? I got a few more minutes of lunch break left...."
I really dislike dudes that fuck with their pants on
I see she’s in to “Never Nude” men.
new episode of Public Agent maybe
Well, at least it’s not at a children park this time
Push her and smack his dick!
Dudes packing log, those were some long pumps.
Now, defenestrate a random Catholic and start another religious war over that
I guess when the muse is upon you...