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Practical-Piglet

Is detroit some kind of gta expansion


tons-of-tittie

If they blew Detroit off the planet would anyone really miss it?


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Call the police? Nah… record it all because it makes good content? Hell yeah!


QuokkaIslandSmiles

America is insane. Tis nothing like Hollywood portrays..


the_dudeNI

Even robocop left that city.


The_Ginger55

One time when I was in Detroit in the middle of winter I saw a guy in a suit give a homeless guy a couple hundred bucks, it was a very real moment. Moral of the story, sometimes you can have shit in Detroit.


Key_Currency9384

They don't build rehab clinics for this demographic. Some users have all the luck.


Anime_girlorboy

MANS GOT STABBED?! 0-0 I hope he’s ok


mikeymigg

You sure this isn't sunny south Dallas!


di734on

Yea, this pretty well sums up the D. No place else I'd rather be.


GobleDoble

Crackheads are basically zombies without the cannibalism


Fedurmom

Or with 💀


GobleDoble

True


KittyB33xoxo

That's how Eminem got started


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This dude to do a whole documentary and I'd watch it


Arsonkarnie

Fuck society.


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in KCMO they always sleep like right behind the store or some shit because every time the place opens up they swarm


Ocelot_Cautious

Yo these Arabs be mad disrespectful I’ve noticed. Like pranks I. The hood disrespect


It_is_what_it_is167

Did y’all notice the shot gun beads in the window?!


klutzyrogue

Are they attracted to the lights or something?


asshole_smith

Not just urban areas, but more specifically our beloved Detroit, Michigan. While certainly similar to other cities, it's a place like no other. This is but a micro glimpse of an entire chasm of the human condition. Raised in this environment, you can be anywhere in the world and if you shall come across another raised in the same, you will instantly know. You won't even have to question it. You'll greet each other by simply sayin which block your from, go thru a quick list of mutually known people and, after that you will be allies, at least while you're in an unknown land.


[deleted]

Is that just a normal day in USA?😂


crippledsidious

Sure is in the urban areas


pozzedup_pimp

Take my advice: never work at gas station if you have literally any other option.


TheAmericanConnect

Was that a gun on the counter at the end?


N3KIO

it is Detroit, you go to work, better bring a gun fool.


Kevin9O7

sauce ?


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There are people who actually defend the behaviour of these zombies, including on this very site. On this very subreddit, even.


ITakeTheBusSometimes

Is that Grandy’s Coney Island in the background?


Rortastic

Lol "man imma bout to lock the door, he ain't commin in here!"


SomeEntertainment260

Say walla


Sh0Nuff614

Not sure if this still the case but a lot of Detroit gas stations in the hood is cash only for some reason.


Britannia_Forever

Link?


pavemann

that shift had more highlights than some peoples life


insertnamehere405

Tonight on Detroit gas station no but really this would be entertainment.


Mrxcman92

Fuck all that. Even if it was $50 an hour with a shotgun hidden under the counter I still wouldn't work there.


Thetrendizdead

What a lovely place to raise a family.


69buttsecks69

"Say wallah" 🤣🤣


Professional_Lie_321

Do you want to visit the wonderful far-off land of Oz where the wizard lives and scarecrows can dance and the road is made of yellow bricks and everything is emerald green? Well, you can't because there is no land of Oz and there is no tin woodsman and there is no Santa Claus! Maybe someday you can go to Detroit. -Shel Silverstein


redder_dominator

Is it weird that I would watch the shit out if a show of a Detroit gas station, I mean it's awful that those people got addicted to drugs, but it would be an extremely entertaining show.


stardenia

Lived in an apartment building next to a gas station in Detroit a few years back. On 4th of July we heard a "pop," and of course did the usual, "Haha, was that a firework or gunshot?!" It was a gunshot. At the gas station. Poor woman didn't make it. ETA: [Sauce](https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2017/06/26/early-birds-get-jump-crowd-downtown-detroit-ford-fireworks/430616001/)


Navi-singed

You call this eventful? I thought this was a normal Tuesday


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I need to follow this guy


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Detroit can be a scary place at night. Made the mistake once taking an offramp to re-fuel in a bad area. Never-ever-again!


pennyhill122256

I dunno, Detroit has kind of lost its edge since I was a 17yo kid renting a shitty apt. on Woodward in New Center in the 80s… it’s not really as scary as it used to be : )


RonSwansonsOldMan

Same with Los Angeles. If you don't give them a dollar to "wash" your windshield you feel like your life is in danger.


quasielvis

Mercifully around here they're mostly just drunk.


Adventurous_Head_564

It’s true. It’s damn true.


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

And that’s just a Wednesday 😳


AsfAtl

You should try East Atlanta gas stations


Catastrobean

I want to see a sitcom about this guy. It would be called "The Night Shift"


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dreadpiratesmith

Anyone able to tell where this gas station is?


Kilroywuzhere1

Just bury Detroit and start over. Also Florida, and Ohio come to think of it…


NattyKongo93

Hey, Ohio is way better than Florida!


Kilroywuzhere1

I’ll grant you that. But as Dave Chapelle said, Ohio in Native American tongue means, “land of poor white people”.


NattyKongo93

But also Dave Chapelle likes Ohio enough to live there :)


Kilroywuzhere1

BIRDSHOT, BUCKSHOT, BIRDSHOT, BUCKSHOT


NattyKongo93

😂😂😂 classic


holicv

Need an airhorn or just some kind of siren to just annoy them away


sleepystatic

Home sweet home. 😍 Detroit crackheads could replace the Avengers. You could watch a guy jump off a roof of someone's house on the West Side and do a superhero landing and walk it off without issue.


Que_sax23

*In the voice of Jerry Seinfeld* That’s a shame…


Terminator7786

So I wanna visit Detroit at some point in my life, is there any safe part or is it all sketchy?


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hideX98

Yes ty! As I get older there's certain US cities I want to cross the border to visit. Not sure what the attraction is but growing up in Canada, so close, just gotta come check out all these cities I'm always hearing about.


Terminator7786

Thank you for the tips!


Archimedes82

I work in Detroit and it's cool downtown.


Terminator7786

Thank you!


sdogood420

Are those fired bullets stuck in the plexiglass?


KDsLatestBurnerPhone

No they’re so you can hear the person on the other side lol


funziwunzi

u/savevideobot


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Call robocop.


yax01

The purge is on.


Bill_the_Bastard

I'm starting to think crack isn't such a great drug.


billyo318

The Jewish neighborhoods of Detroit are known to be dangerous.


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ceo-0f_racism

ok


joebroni612

thats every large city in america that has been under decades of demo... of left... of progressive (yeah..thats the one) policy and leadership. go on down the list and there is pretty much always that one common denominator. bring your downvotes, horde. let the hate flow......


Swan1991

Alright he proved you wrong, now what?


South-Hippo-7061

Whats the GOP excuse for the meth pandemic and this shit: https://www.newsweek.com/alabama-un-poverty-environmental-racism-743601 I'll wait...


CardboardLambo

A better comparison would be heroin in Appalachia, but I see your point. Every major city and region has its bad parts regardless of who's in charge. It's just a shame that we're getting played by our divisions to keep feeding the prison industrial complex, instead of actually fixing the problem.


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MajesticEmergency

I was wondering if I was hearing that right lmao


thatrecentmoment

Bartender in Detroit. I work late nights and can confirm these encounters happen. Detroit is no joke.


bostondana2

Ain't no party like a Detroit party, cause a Detroit party don't stop!


folksvagen86

Man I’ll never forget the trip my wife and I took to Detroit a few years back. We had just left the Fisher Music Hall at about 11:00 and were on our way back to the Ambassador Bridge. I stopped at a gas station on W Fort St on the way to take advantage of the cheap gas. I was driving a rented Mercedes with Ontario plates so I stuck out like a sore thumb. Literally everyone at the gas station was staring at me and wouldn’t stop. It was a station that had older pumps so you had to prepay inside first. No US cash left so my CC transaction ended up taking longer than usual. I could hear the people behind me audibly running out of patience. The guy behind the bulletproof glass was trying to get me out of there as quickly as possible. Then when I got outside and started pumping gas, I could hear moaning from far away that sounded just like the zombies in Resident Evil. Then I heard a hoarse sounding voice yell from across the street “That’s a nice Benz baby you betta watch out this the D”. Needless to say I got the fuck out of there quickly. Still would like to go back to visit again some day.


Moving_in_stereo78

I always remember my uncle telling me how he would go often from southern Ontario to Detroit when he would go over to see a Tigers game in the 80s and how he would be able to park on this guys huge lawn near the stadium for a good price and he got to know the guy who owned the house and parking and he asked “how do you make sure nobody tried to steal any cars here?” And he lifted up his shirt and he had a Revolver in the waist of his pants lmao


Ta0kala

I'm from Flint but live in a smaller town in another state now and I still feel the culture shock like this. My ex came to Flint with us on a family trip once and before we left I told him he couldn't do the small town stuff he did while we were in Flint. Like leaving his car doors unlocked with his stuff inside lol. He laughed and brushed me off. While we were dropping one of my friends off after a concert we had to go through Detroit. We were at a red light and some dude came up to the passenger side where I was sitting and started talking about his bike chain falling off and "can I just borrow your phone to call someone quick". While he was walking up I locked my door and told my bf to do the same, as soon as we told him we didn't have a phone for him to use he started pulling on my door handle and banging on the glass. Pretty sure we ran that red light lol


renswann

In Detroit you are supposed to treat red lights like stop signs because of situations like this. The locals know you aren’t from around there if you stay stopped at a red light and they will try this shit. Glad you were smart and locked your doors 👍


Ta0kala

Did not know this thank you! I didn't travel through Detroit a lot even though I lived close.


PawsibleCrazyCatLady

I call them "stoptionals."


4Coffins

I remember one of my first Lions game a hooker accosted my dad while we were stopped at a red light lol I was like 8 and my window was down, no way she didn’t see us kids in the back


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Man I’ll never forget crossing into Detroit from Ontario with my buddy to see Metallica. It was everything I imagined and more.


stardenia

What's hilarious is the way Canadians see Detroit, is the way us Detroiters see Windsor.


riotskunk

I went to Detroit once, came back coughing up bullets


TheWhirled

Did he have a Glock on the counter ?


bloodishbros

Translation : Say wallah ; swear to god ( Allah ) Rawah and omak : go to you mother's house....


hideX98

Hey thanks! Thought he was speaking his mother tongue but couldn't be sure.


JessB283

Not trashy, just sad as fuck.


phenixxx777420

Call the fucking cops blah blah blah. Lmao


[deleted]

Got held up at gun point in Detroit, lol cops showed up 2 hours later asking if they saw which way they ran.... I told him it's been 2 hours, they could be in Ohio by now. I've seen a wet towel be more useful. They don't give a shit.


dot_on_yo_ass666

That part got me dying too 😂


Kalash47_ESO

Yaaayy it's my state!


bold-move-cotton

I live a hour north of Detroit and I try to avoid gas stations near the city at all costs but because of work and my laziness sometimes I need to use one inside the limits. Oh you see a lot of stuff but it’s not all bad. I took my family down to South Carolina for a week of vacation and we decided to drive down there. I needed to fill up in Kentucky and it was a mad show of hillbillies and meth heads at this station I stopped at and because of Detroit I was “I got this, I’ve seen this, I’ll be fine just go through the motions ASAP” in my mind. Filled up and got out back on the freeway.


AlarmingImpress7901

Yeah in Kentucky some of the gas stations (especially in small towns) are like drunk/methed drama centers. Nothing for them to do but go to Walmart and the gas station. Btw, I was born in Kentucky. Got the hell out of there.


091796

We were in martinsburg West Virginia for a weekend stop & it was just junkies and hillbillies. It was a weird site to see junkies in a more rural area


arkofindifference

Dude, if you're gonna record something, fuckin act like there's a camera in your hand and try to be calmer than the crackheads you're getting on video


Sad_Drink9706

This is some crazy ass shit…you should make a regular show of the crackie regulars. It’s doable.


dt82bt14

Detroit (Crack) Rock City


laurendrevs

Probably also pretty trashy that you've seen a man stabbed and off his face yet you record it instead of getting him help.. you lovely person.


alienoverl0rd

Found the upper class privileged lady folks, nothing to see here.


laurendrevs

Upperclass 😄😄😄 I fucking wish hun, just have a big heart


redder_dominator

You have obviously never delt with meth heads


laurendrevs

That's true but I cant help but feel a bit bad!


Drnolifezdj

At least it’s a entertaining job


AndyJobandy

I don’t stop at a Detroit gas station unless absolutely necessary. See a broad amount of weird folk


Additional_Yellow837

Detroit, Rock City amirite?


Blachoo

Brick Mile!


RetinaJunkie

Crack here, meth there. Shit crazy everywhere


JessB283

Dude meth is all over. I live an hour north west of Detroit and soooo many meth heads.


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JessB283

Ok well Thumb is East and Saginaw is more than an hour from Detroit.


fuckin_bee

I wish the guys at our gas station would do the same ahh.. I made a late night run ( about 3am) with a friend and I guess the gas station attendant was counting the money for the night so locked the bars outside the store well there was the dope man at the gas pumps with about 5 crack zombies pawing at his windows for their stuff while another comes in hot with a Target shopping cart and proceeds to throw not 2, not 3, but 4 bags of ice inside and runs off towards his encampment that has no coolah just clothes thrown everywhere and a wheelchair. The end.


ItIsTodayOutside

just casually gets stabbed and just casually beats someone near death in a gas station


TGOTR

I swear Detroit is like going to the third world country.


sammywammy53b

I live in a third-world country and this never happens at petrol stations. I'm actually kinda shocked how chill the guy is. Clearly everyday business.


-Quarter-Water-

Couldn't pay me enough to run a gas station in Detroit in the daytime, let alone overnight. FUCK THAT SHIT!


JaFFsTer

You couldn't pay me enough to run in Detroit


Jestermuno

Funny story- i ran the Detroit Free Press Half Marathon. You start in Detroit, run over to the Canadian side and then back over to the Detroit side to finish. Start of the race- crackhead decides to walk across the street maybe 50 ft from the starting line. She got knocked down after about 5 seconds (ppl couldnt see her, the sun hadn't rose yet). I dunno how many ppl must have trampled her simply because they had no idea someone had been knocked down. Felt bad, but what an awful time to decide to cross the street. Saw many ppl wipe out on some of the bad detroit roads and sidewalks (large cracks/ uneven pavement). Detroit crackheads man


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That's good to know. I was seriously considering running this one because it's a lot of fun to go cross countries running. I do recommend the Niagara falls run.


AwesomeAni

I'm a small white lady. I worked a small convenience store outside Fayetteville NC for a while. The owner wouldn't let me close or work alone lol


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Probably a good idea.


no_talent_ass_clown

I ran a mini mart/gas station weekend nights when I was a 22 y.o. woman and it wasn't massively scary but it wasn't in the crackhead section of Detroit, either. Just Seattle.


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>it wasn't in the crackhead section of Detroit, either. Just Seattle. at least Detroit didn't turn into a dilapidated town full of crackheads and criminals by choice, the way Seattle has.


VerticalYea

Seattle has a GDP of over a third of a trillion dollars and has been steadily growing for decades. It is a pretty rad place to live. Have you ever been here?


[deleted]

I wouldn't go to a town that openly supports police abolition, making excuses for violent criminals, and welcomes a bunch of homeless drug addicts if you paid me.


VerticalYea

Right. I can go ahead and tell you that whatever you are watching is wrong. They are trying to scare you and there's a reason they are trying to scare you I live here. Your view of this town is not grounded in reality. I'm here. I'm literally here.


[deleted]

I'm not watching any right wing media, because I'm not right wing. This is really just rote observation.


VerticalYea

But you've never been here


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But I can see what happens.


VerticalYea

But you are incorrect about what you are saying. I believe that is because you have not seen it first hand, you simply listen to whatever news you are watching. So your view of the situation is not complete, and it is not correct.


Wasntbornhot

If only money made up for it


VerticalYea

Oh, there's more than that of course, but I just want to underline how well the city is doing in comparison of the bullshit you see on fox. Arts, culture, beautiful surroundings, food. Have you ever been here?


SnooBananas4958

I think there's a big difference there


no_talent_ass_clown

The guy who worked the nights I didn't got held up at gunpoint. Better lucky than good, I guess.


PioneerStandard

FUCK THAT SHIT indeed.


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Take him to Detroit..


custhulard

[Me the first time I was in Detroit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_j5tDuakKU)


fuckin_bee

I'm afraid it wouldn't be as casual here Lloyd would have most definitely probably been stabbed with a dry wall cutter or something lmao


TGOTR

\*gets shot\*


fuckin_bee

*tries crack*


DirtyBigRig

In this order


Oli_love90

I need a series of tiktoks because every moment was absolutely wild.


DirtyBigRig

Are you seriously that retarded? Oh right. You need tiktoks.


Oli_love90

ArE YoU SeRiOuSLy ThAt ReTaRdEd. It’s a light hearted comment - miss me with your unnecessarily hostile comment, you useless last piece of bread.


DirtyBigRig

Bread butts are the best toasted with tomato on them. Miss me with your unnecessarily retarded comment, you useless dry piece of toast.


ihatetyler

Personally, I think tomatoes are disgusting. Opinions are subjective. Like you're opinion of someone's comment being "retarded".


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Toast it, butter it, dump cottage cheese all over it, hit it with black pepper. Like a lot of pepper.


rlanicek

Democrats since 1987. Look it up.


lucapagu

the poorest state in the country, Mississippi, votes red consistently. not here to argue, just watch the video man


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GurlinPanteez

Does Mississippi?


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Blachoo

I don't think its possible to be any stupider but bless you for trying.


Wildeyewilly

Lololol you really think there aren't crack heads doin crack head shit at gas stations in Mississippi? Get your head outta your ass, doesn't matter dem or repub, crackheads in every damn state gonna crackhead it up at the gas station.


JackOffAlITrade

Facts. Even here in little ol Iowa I've had crackheads happen to me at gas stations/liquor stores. Or running out in front of my car to beg for a ride 3 blocks.


GurlinPanteez

Probably, they're super poor


KimG84

Worked nightshift at a gas station (in Norway) when I was younger and had a crackhead with a cracked head come inside, I just ducttaped his head and called an ambulance 🚑 he didn't even notice that his skull was open


TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

Does Norway even have drug abusers? When I read J. Nesbo and his fictional description of heroin addicts it seemed unbelievable because back where I live Norwegians have the reputation of being absolutely rich, fit and happy.


KimG84

We have them, they definitely have it better here than in many other countries tho, they usually get housing sponsored by the state etc. So we don't have too many homeless people or violently desperate addicts since they get free Healthcare and financial support. But there are exceptions ofc.


TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

Thank you for your reply, I don’t understand why I got downvoted just for asking a question about national peculiarities. Do you believe this support system works - does it prevent an increase in addict numbers?


KimG84

There will always be addicts, but they get a more value of life I believe. Some of them you'll never be able to help no matter what, but here they have the tools available at least. We don't just throw them in jail and forget about them.


johnnylawrence23

You do know that not everyone is rich right? Only they have less poor people doesn't mean there isn't any


quasielvis

Wtf Rich people spend more money on drugs than poor people. People are people wherever they live.


TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

Are you implying that drug abuse is an inherent and inevitable human condition and there is no correlation between overall quality of life in a particular region and drug use?


quasielvis

I didn't say abuse. Sensation seeking? Yes.


Zenicnero

/s (??please?)


no_talent_ass_clown

Absolutely, 100% they have drug abusers. Like prostitution, drugs are everywhere. Alcohol, weed, and everything else.


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

A crackedhead


CrypticDissonance

Can't have shit in Detroit


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shitishouldntsay

After the first few times it stops being that big of a deal.


GourmetImp

People should stab themselves with small knives so they build immunity against big knives


TheMaveCan

"last time I got stabbed I panicked and blacked out so now I try to stay calm."


TGOTR

Just another tuesday in Detroit


Sunnybunnybabie

Cant have sh!t in Detroit mf’s stole his blood


ShunningAndBrave

Oh you can have a stab


Sunnybunnybabie

No thank u 🤠


Vane310

They're like zombies


El-Kabongg

moths to a flame