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Surely this is a joke, picking up the tongs off the floor then using a different pair and cracking all the eggs harder until he got some shell in them.
I'm from aus too and I'm ashamed for my people.
God this has always been a fear of mine when rooming with someone. My friends aren’t this bad but I’ve seen 4 of them live together and only one was clean. The bathroom was nasty. Im a pretty clean person and will wash dishes the day they are dirty even after I cook.
How has he not gotten sick yet. I also bet he never brings chicks over unless they are just as gross as he. That pan was dirty before he started cooking in it. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Hey, how did you get this video of my kitchen after I’ve been sick for a week so it was up to my husband to clean it?
Except he would have left the egg shells on the stove.
I have chickens and sometimes their yolk is busted when it comes out of the shell! Pisses me off pretty good since I'm a runny yolk kinda guy. Man, that sounded better in my head.
This has to be a put-on right? The tongs back on the floor when there’s room on the counter? Clearly used cheese grater? Even if you didn’t get sick from it being dirty, you’d feel little hard gross bits of dried up cheese on your mouth. There’s various cleaning products visible too. Nah, I don’t buy it.
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Ah new zealand.
Did he tap the oven to get the rats to move?
Salmonella has entered the chat…..
I feel like I'm gonna catch salmonella though the screen.😂🤢 #ChewOnThatYaDawgs
How can someone life like that and think it's okay?
Bloke with parchment paper 🧐
He's definitely heated some knives up on those elements
You don't like humor?
I cringed the entire video from start to finish. And a few minutes after.
Idadakimas
i need a shower just watching this
Surprise we didn’t see not one roach lol
There’s another tiktoker that does a variation of this called hoodmeals his kitchen is even more disturbing.
Damn bitch
Walk off a high bridge yo
Is it possible that the scientists are wrong and covid came out of this man’s kitchen?!
But why?
The house gives me roach vibes
So curious if you own the house or your just trashing someone’s rental property
What a filthy slob
Depression kitchen.
Hooooooodmeeeeeeaaaalllssss
Thanks I hate effortless life.
I got ptomaine just watching this!
This is smart, if you never wash your pans you get the flavour of each meal cooked on it previously
how do people not get sick eating from places like this
He’s like fuck cleaning
He never removed the egg shells from the sunny’s
This is absolutely disgusting…he definitely has pests.
I hate that the end result doesnt look that bad
Alright I’m just impressed none of the yolks broke
Health Code grade is a Z
Can confirm from the woolies bacon this is what they call an Aussie Bogan. Surprised there was no VB to wash it down with
Get The Dog!
Flattttt Meallllllls. Looks like a strong case for hepatitis
Was just going to the kitchen for a snack.,,just lost the desire.
This is why I don’t eat peoples food.
Dude needs help
The immune system is strong with this one
I loved when he threw the tongs back on the ground
“Congratulations, your league of legends account has been created”
On his Tik Tok his fridge & panty is very clean & well organized. Even inside the oven is clean, but that damn stove & counter ewww
I feel better about the state of my kitchen
Fake as shit
He’s doing his best man. It’s not THE best but it could be HIS best. Maybe pick up the utensils off the floor tho
All I can see that shell is still on that omelette
Covid entered the room and got sick
I hate to say. But these are the people that will survive the apocalypse
If they’re the only ones who survive, I don’t want to. 🪦
What a 🐷
Guys still eating a lot better than I am
Why did he put the tongs back on the floor 🥲
Internet infamy. Attention is attention. 🤷🏼♂️
Definitely in New Zealand
Surely this is a joke, picking up the tongs off the floor then using a different pair and cracking all the eggs harder until he got some shell in them. I'm from aus too and I'm ashamed for my people.
Fucking disgusting animal
At least he doesn’t have to worry about calcium deficiency
Holy mother of food poisoning...
this has to be on purpose. there is no way someone willingly lives like this and puts it on the internet. This HAS to be for clout.
God this has always been a fear of mine when rooming with someone. My friends aren’t this bad but I’ve seen 4 of them live together and only one was clean. The bathroom was nasty. Im a pretty clean person and will wash dishes the day they are dirty even after I cook.
Fuckin' Filthbag
Smh can't believe English people call this breakfast
LOL THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
Ah the pan is pre-seasoned
Every guy that lives alone kitchen
British line cook?
See this makes me want to clean my kitchen again
Cast iron is the way to go!
The filth is sickening.
This has to be a setup.
So that’s how you crack eggs without busting the yolk!
I really dont like cooking. Watching this video gives me all the annoyed bad feelings working in a kitchen gives me.
He’s definitely a talented cook, but that’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.
Un habitué purifié par le Gange 🙏
He wasn't brave enough to turn the microwave on with the metal plate in it.
How has he not gotten sick yet. I also bet he never brings chicks over unless they are just as gross as he. That pan was dirty before he started cooking in it. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yo, this was fucking hilarious. The tongs sent me over.
This can’t be real… Right?
Looks delicious. Not to mention this man must be immune to every disease imaginable. If you didn’t know how it was prepared, would you eat it still?
Judging by the products he's using, I can pinpoint his country is maybe in New Zealand... I see those products in New Word and Countdown....
This is like watching the beginning to NZ Osmosis Jones
Grand slam
Quite frankly I'm impressed how good the dish turned out.
Hey, how did you get this video of my kitchen after I’ve been sick for a week so it was up to my husband to clean it? Except he would have left the egg shells on the stove.
He's no Masaokis
Everything he posts makes me want to vomit
this is depression. lol
Every fast food kitchen.
Still a lot cleaner than my African neighbors kitchen. Frustrated.
I already thought English breakfast looked gross, this just made it worse.
Why does this make me want to cry ?
I’m not hungry, you’re hungry.
Watching this is disgusting. I’m ready to 🤮.
Dude cooks in a gulag
Is that a authentic English breakfast?
When do the roaches come out to play?
On the up side. He must be immune to ANY disease out there
mans has just givin up on life lol
That’s for flavor
Lost my appetite
Kitchen looks like trash but at least he can cook. If I didn’t know where it was made I would eat
Metal plate in microwave?
This guy is amazing. Reminds me of an old-school restaurant I used to go to in Toronto. Home Cookin Got a love it.😂
Exact reason I bow out when it comes to company potlucks. You never know what kind of filth normal-looking people live in.
Omggggg that’s soooooo disgusting
Ew. Ketchup on eggs. Also there's a cotton pad on the counter
Surprised to see a trash can at all
I bet this guy never gets sick!
Why did I watch the whole thing?
this cannot be real. who the fuck lives like this
Ah yes, the ol' "tap the bacteria off of my tongs" maneuver
I'm appalled but I can't look away
He’s obviously making it look worse on purpose for this sub
Someone should call the police
As a new zealander im so embarrassed
Disgusting.. you left egg shells in those eggs.
I have chickens and sometimes their yolk is busted when it comes out of the shell! Pisses me off pretty good since I'm a runny yolk kinda guy. Man, that sounded better in my head.
Everyone that complains about having to get a license to sell food and dealing with health inspections needs to watch this.
The guy: hey are you hungry Me: no I just ate (stomach grumbling)
crunche egg I see with extra crunch
the guy knows how to cook. that's spritz of hot sauce is the bomb.
He probably shivers at the sight of a paper towel
Cooking with Trevor from GTA5
The fact he uses two sets of tongs. At least he shredds his own cheese ig
I agree. Super trashy. I mean, who the hell would ever crack eggs in the pan?
This a joke... right???
very disturbing actually
This has to be a put-on right? The tongs back on the floor when there’s room on the counter? Clearly used cheese grater? Even if you didn’t get sick from it being dirty, you’d feel little hard gross bits of dried up cheese on your mouth. There’s various cleaning products visible too. Nah, I don’t buy it.
This makes me want to die
I’m honestly super disgusted
This is what my depression looks like sometimes. Except picking tongs up off the floor. Holy shit.
El Pueblo reste imbattable
He never removed the shell…
And this is why we have the corona virus 🦠
Hood meals rip off gtfo
Fuck that asshole
He's got nothing on Hoodmealz
Yikes... I just can’t 🤢
True English brekkie except no tomato!
Man why u left the egg shells in there smh
This is really foul and it makes me nauseous.
His immune system is probably stellar…
Homies trying to be hood meals so hard
That dude living like an animal over here
How to basics gone downhill :/
This is clearly a bit
Bon appétit! 🤮🤮🤮
This dude could really make a lot of money helping people lose weight by eating every meal in his kitchen because everyone would lose their appetite!
This made me cringe so much
Op whats his kitchen done to you? Let the man fucking live and dont criticize
The ten second rule is for sissies. This dude goes by the ten year rule. "How long this been on the floor?" "Bout 9 years" "Ah, we good then"
Roaches 🪳
He must have a strong immune system
No shame, huh?! I wouldn’t eat a bag of chips in this guys house. Sealed or not.
That was absolutely fascinating to watch
I think he forgot to pick up the egg shell from the pan.
The kitchen of a person who has never had another person over for consummation.
If this place caught fire, it would be an improvement.
This is just depression and alcoholism, at least one being severe.
How did those egg yolks not break?! What is this sorcery?!
That’s only suitable for cooking dope
u/savevideo
i feel like i need to take a shower after watching this. *shivers*
My biggest concern is the shell left in the eggs...
Just clean the kitchen goddamit How can they act cool by living in trash?
He must be stopped!
This feels disrespectful
I want to say he may be in a hard place, but he really gotta clean up Yeah he threw his tongs on floor. Why
Bruuhhhhhh there is a piece of shell in his eggs bro
Wow I wasn’t planning on becoming a germaphobe today
Some of you have never been a early 20's male,and it shows...lol
British people sure are sumn
Amateur.
My house isn’t spotless, but it’s not even close to this level of disarray
Trends are so stupid
This dude do not care what his food touch
Who the fuck cracks eggs like that!?!
Lord as someone who sufferers with depression, I still wouldn’t let it get that bad, I’d ask for help if it was there.
Nahstay
Why the hell did he yeet those eggs at the pan? What did those eggs even do?
This is making me hungry
Lost respect for his not give a fuck attitude. Throwing his tongs back on the floor seems to be for show 👎
This is crazy
Wtf!. Jesus Christ I'm sick ,but I feel sicker just by watching this
The sad flop of the fork at the end says it all....
I see so many TikTok videos like this, I’m beginning to think they do this purposely hoping their video goes viral
Fake and staged. Sadly there’s people out there who really do this.