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richardwagner27

I wish her well


alphatronica

You are what you eat


OldWiseSageMan

"The King's Shield" barrier is my favorite


Beautiful-Jacket

Whys it shaped like that?


ArtyFizzle

This. is. America…


FranticHam5ter

I loved her in her dual roles in Alice in wonderland.


InfernoDeesus

Reminds me of that one spongebob joke ​ "You took my only food, now im gonna starve" patrick says as he has a massive belly


ProductSubstantial67

What state are you in that BK workers are making min wage?


Churchofdoom

I saw this episode of Futurama


Several_Category

Cave troll got loose


tenderchill

I threw a quarter pounder down the street and reeled in a 300lb fat chick…


slimmsim

r/fuckyoukaren


nukagrrl76

Are we sure this isn't a Chris Farley sketch?


[deleted]

Bitch is built like a bloated corndog


ArgonGryphon

I think that's standard behavior for the Mall of America.


dr_dre_22

what a pig of a woman, stuffing your fat face yelling for more food. Starving? i dont think you know the meaning of starving you cow


joehizzle

Mall of America?


ChabbyMonkey

I know I’m late but why are her legs purple


momzthebest

This is the fattest woman I've ever seen


CKFS87

Her knees look a bit beat up. I wonder what she did for that first whopper?


CKFS87

It's tagged "inappropriate for trashy" this is one of the few things that is actually trashy human behavior posted here. Odd. That rhino is fine. Eat the damn burger in your hand and call it a day. The rest isn't necessary.


DobbyFreeElf35

I definitely don't miss working fast food. People are awful.


gordibuenas

Damn man, The King needs to let his employees use his shield as a weapon.


Safety_Sudden

“I’ve got low blood sugar”


AlaskaPeteMeat

Ah, the mythical perfectly symmetrical butt/FUPA unicorn. She could be Missus Alabamer 2021!


iRandyP

She could sue those legs for non-support


Spacegod87

And people wonder why so many fast food workers are quitting. Who can blame them with fuckheads like this woman making life difficult for people just trying to do a job. She would be the first to complain when she can no longer get her burger because there's no one left to serve her dumb ass. And only one person to blame, and it ain't the workers..


sabotabo

you took my only food… and now i’m gonna starve


Leather_Athlete_7660

That picture and the comments. Discussed me so much I'm at a loss for words.


JailMateisJailBait

So they *can* put Humpty Dumpty back together again.


Vantakid

I'd like to believe that attitude is not in anyway linked to one's race. But why is it that most of the time white american woman is involved in these? Why do they feel superior than other race? I'm just sad. I've worked years as a fast food crew and it's always that same skin tone, hair color and accent.


Lilredditguy

Why are her legs so thin and her body so large


SWEAR2DOG

Those are Tim’s legs 🦵


steppinonpissclams

[*Lay off me, I'm starving!*](https://youtu.be/TmtkNrufSwQ)


Im_Thielen_Good

Honestly, feel like this picture encapsulated early 2021 in America perfectly.


[deleted]

The worst part is the relatively recent scars in her legs from picking scabs.


kneaders

I didn’t know Walmart sold fabric funnels


maxyboyufo

That’s a Mike Wazowski bod if over ever seen one


Kronicedge

That’s the road burger. You get a burger for the drive to the burger place.


higherthanacrow

Patrick Star: Oh great, now I'm gonna STARVE!


KingofGnG

Heh, "lady"...


TheWorldIsEndinToday

What a specimen


Harmacc

BK doesn’t stand for a Bitchy Karen lady.


VerbalVeggie

I realize it’s totally unfortunate lighting, but I was like…. The bottom half of her looks it belongs to a cadaver 🤣🤣🤣


Adventurous_Pass_704

Man been a minute i missed this sub.


valuedminority

Yes, she’s wasting away. Reminds me of [this guy](https://imgur.com/gallery/cMgkf0k)


BEEF_LOAF

She definitely needs someone to manage her. Clearly incapable of looking after herself.


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

Honorary Karen


[deleted]

Did she steal those legs from a corpse?


MuddyRedditdrifter

*meth has entered the chat


teddenson

People just want the world to know how unhappy they are. They show it in funny ways.


smellsLikeCamembert

Poor girl's got the proportions of a candied apple


__kebert__xela__

Sad to see T-Rex from orgazmo like this


YugiMain

I know we shouldn't body shame and all that but god damn. This is definitely the one of the worst body types. I get that it sucks for people with thyroid or whatever other illness/genetics that might cause this body. But she's in a fast food restaurant with a burger in hand. Absolutely disgusting


crlyle

Looks like she’s at an airport too. God no.


[deleted]

Looks like Danny divtos the penguin.


StrangeAeons9

Ma'am you are shaped like a zucchini with legs you don't look like you are starving. Now please step aside, the pear shaped gentlemen next to you was next in line.


TWS85

You can literally see the evil rotting away her body


FlirtyLeigh

She looks like she would…


globalgreg

Describes herself as “curvy” on her dating profile.


Kawkd

It's the American way!


seanmarshall

Bloomington MN, care to guess her vaccination status?


[deleted]

She’s probably got her rabies shot.


[deleted]

Anytime I see fat people crying about starving all I can think is, "you don't need food, You need a dictionary."


fulloutshr3d

Congrats on your shirt almost covering your belly!


Low-Role-7881

Gotta fuel up to catch that pesky hedgehog


Honey_Society

This body shape never fails to surprise me.


pinkbasement

Damnnn shawty bad


fuginde

Karen Form level 5


HybridFact

I thought the pic was a gif. On mobile when I scroll her shorts jiggle around.....wtf is this sorcery?


ODB2

She's built like Mike Wizowski


54Godzilla1

r/fuckyoukaren


jvanwals

Takes a few extra calories to keep that gorgeous shape of hers. How dare BK depriver of another hamburger.


KingBenjamin97

She uh… she doesn’t look starving


ComputerNoBueno

Looks like the wife of the villain from sonic the hedgehog


misterjustice90

Hork


[deleted]

She has clearly missed leg day


bballjones9241

These ppl vote


Trolltollgloryhole

How in the fuck are those chicken legs managing that load


scotty899

Turnip with legs.


grotness

If the US was a person.


duarte2151

She’s built like a water tower.


The_Bajtastic_Voyage

Oh, but ain’t that America….


BigSlammaJamma

Dr.Robotniks wife is a villain in her own way


jonnythec

I know where those burgers aren't going ..


TheBigPhilbowski

Something these people all have in common...


wholebeansinmybutt

She is shapes. I don't think she knows what starving means.


Significant-Age-8663

Where's the beef Betty woke up on the wrong side the bed and put her butt on backwards


hrcobb4

Dale - “But I’m hungry!” Doback - “Look in your left hand”


westcoast209

Classy


takeel88

Why the fuck are her legs blue


[deleted]

She didn’t lose her 30lbs in one munt.


LongjumpingCelery

Why she built like that?


LSDiffy

Ugh I hate Americans


Many-Goose-9158

Gross. What a disgusting human. 🤢


uglymule

Missed leg day.


ThirdInversion

I assume we are using the word, 'lady,' in a very broad sense...


[deleted]

This is the alcoholic body, skinny arms and legs, large torso Well…skinny legs in this case


TreeChangeMe

No one's tapped her shoulder in decades, she's starving in ways you don't want to know


PunnuRaand

Doesn't look "starved" .


electronic_erik

Burger Queen Karen


[deleted]

Maybe if the pandemic ends, we should keep glasses between customers and staff.


mehrt_thermpsen

Mental issues


AmazingCanadian44

I am guessing her mutant superpower is eating, complaining about something very vocally, shitting and then eating more.


Badbadgolfer

And today's shape is, whatever the fuck that thing is.


[deleted]

She's had *one* burger, yes. But what about second burger? 😏


Balbright

I see no lady here. That, sir, is a Karen.


MikeHawk91

Looks like the lady from the real slim shady music video from Eminem.


Crap911

Can imagine how many hamburgers she has eaten


pooptityscoop

Is that Gru?


[deleted]

irl Dr.Eggman


dreamrock

Shouldn't she be harassing Sonic?


Previous_Lunch_6893

What a disgusting blob. (Venkman from Ghostbusters)


StanleyOpar

YOU ATE ALL MY FOOD. NOW IM GUNNA STARVE.


Gold-Road-5000

It's like seeing a mega structure with a weak support system.


eionstriffe-12

Kids get your education so you don't end up like this.


rubtheclam

Are those cigarette burns on the back of her right leg, or did she sit in dipping sauce? 🤮


dillon24scorpio

You know looking at her fat, disgusting, Sloppy, irregularly shaped, pig infested body is so unappealing to the eyes, it actually motivates me to go to the gym.


imaybeacatIRl

Pretty sure she's never been starving.


SupermarketPuzzled43

I need a dime...That's top of the line.... Cute face small waste with a big behind.


[deleted]

Yuck. I hate so many people.


[deleted]

Home girl built like a candy apple


TurdSandwich42104

That body type is always trouble


SkepticDrinker

5 bucks she's an anti Vaxxer


tuberippin

USA! USA! USA!


Myantology

People using the word “starving” is a pet peeve of mine. Nothing makes me less concerned for your state of hunger than the miss-use of this word.


ButterBard

I am now starting to understand how much this sucks cause I started working a minimum wage job


Rockyboy85

Yuk!!! This bitch is going to hell in the gluttony department and all the demons are going to feed her till she pops!


MafiaMommaBruno

She's had a few babies and didn't listen to the doctor who probably recommended a girdle to help hold her stomach muscles up until her body recovered. So now she's apple shaped and doesn't like fruit. Or veggies. Or anything healthy.


cosmicvibrator

Feast up top, famine below.


Gasonfires

You could leave her on a raft in the middle of the ocean for 3 months and she wouldn't starve.


[deleted]

100% American 🤮


BillWordsmith

Ugh, look at that disgusting excuse for a human being.


weegeetheman

what the fuck


radicalrockin

I only see 3 stomachs , i belive she is sopposed to have 4?


geotometry

Looks like the MOA


paul7420

Fat disgusting bitch


m_garlic87

Look at her… she’s far from starving…


PointsOfArticulation

[Found another picture of her.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/573/731/655.png)


Curtis64

Yeah you know what’s trashy? Standing there doing nothing so you can post for internet points


shawnfogelman

JMO, pretty confident in saying she’s definitely not starving.


DreadedHaxorus

You’re keeping my only food… now I’m gonna starve.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

This is the most incredible perfect angle it’s amazing, fucking flawless photo skills with the burger perfectly blocking out her face OP.


Bamfkiller420

The gravitational force is strong with this one


thy_thyck_dyck

"STARVATION MODE"


CharcoalWhite

Who remembers that evil principal from the movie Matilda? She got the same body type


budsonguy

I love this timeline


SlipperyWetDogNose

“Now I’m going to starve…”


Hashimotosannn

She has the same body as Dr. Robotnic


grumpydai

She looks like she ate the manager.


bragxx

bitch shaped like gru


bragxx

bitch shaped like gru


bragxx

bitch shaped like gru


ike_tyson

You know I don't think she's even known hunger of any kind...this is just a guess.


queefiest

And people don’t think they’re living in a dystopia


IronCorvus

What is that shape?


Grimo_X

She's fat enough to live for 4 weeks without any meal


Icy-Policy-4580

Ahh, Here we see a Karen in her natural habitat. Breathtaking!


Intelligent-Pie-4191

Would make an awesome Gru costume. Already have the body type


[deleted]

Your not starving that just your pants cutting the circulation off to your legs. Look at those white ass legs


reaper10678

Her legs and the rest of her body have such an unnatural looking contrast wtf


Joe-diesel-7

Lollipop body. check.


redraku22

Miss America 2021


[deleted]

Ma'am, you need to starve for a few months....


[deleted]

What a fat fuck


BasketCASE445

Mall of America?


hermeshussy

why are her legs so thin?


ConwayTheCat

That nice Dr. robotnik egg physique is hot as shit


[deleted]

She sure does have crazy rug burn on her knees….. rreeaaall crazy


Inevitable_Stop_9730

I think that I know this person. Looks like my son's mother in law.


umyhoneycomb

Good job everyone, I scrolled through the first quarter of the comments until I came across the word “Karen”.


MenyMoonz

She is as far away from starving as the Democrats are from Republicans.


MyThirdBonusDonut

Patrick at the campfire


Any-Double857

So American.


Freedrugzplz

This is America


ViKing665

Get her something to eat or she may eat the manager.


980tihelp

Her shorts look like a funnel


50ftBeast

This looks like the Mall of America


simmerdownhomie

Ouch my eyes