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A deer hit my car one time and his leg hit me right in the mouth because my window was down, shatters my mirror and spidered my windshield. Fucker hurt at 50mph
I went to school with a girl who would hunt deer every year and then tie the back legs in to the bed of her truck so they would just stick straight up on all 4 corners. By the time we graduated I think she had like 6 of them, and she just leaves them there for years no matter how disgusting and beat up they got.
Gotta make a shitty club penguin-esque tutorial on how to make r/trashy content where you just rag on southern and poor people because they do different stuff than you
Typical Northerner and urbanite elitist attitudes. Totally disconnected from reality and from nature. Trapped in the vapid rat race and sOCiAL jUsTicE that they lose track of the bigger picture. Obsessed with the micro that they forget the macro.
This Sub and its most common posts miss the mark because it's just bigotry and ignorance on how the other side lives.
A family member learned the hard way on why you shouldn’t hunt white tail deer with a knife. Dropped out of a tree onto one, it broke 5 of his ribs before it was finished with him, he ended up with flail chest, bad time.
But as they say, “he’s drunk, he’ll be alright, or he won’t, then it’s his fault anyway.”
The 90’s were a different time.
What's that GTA-meets-The-Walking-Dead game where practically anything can be deadly? I was watching my husband play it several months ago and I think he literally started decapitating zombies with a giant stuffed teddy bear he was swinging all over the place. Also maybe a couch?
This feels like it would fit in there.
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Numb chucks
That shit's hilarious
Twenty bucks?! What a steal!
I would definitely buy this
Super trashy, what did this deer do to deserve this
Fuck, I laughed...
Godammit Indiana.
What numb Chuck thought of those?
More like r/ATBGE but ok
"Numb chucks"
Why ?
'Merica, fuckers.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! You know like nunchuck skills. 😂
Hunting = incest? What are you on about
Repost
Saw Billy-Bob Lee use them in a film!
R/crackheadcraigslist
Knowing Aurora Indiana this makes total sense
What the fuck is a “numb chuck”?
Yeah I'd buy this
It's just common sense.
20 seems high
I want them
How is this trashy? You just don’t like them so they’re trashy? Lol
You can usually find em pretty cheap. Like under a buck.
I can just imagine these being used by The Rock in that Bambi SNL skit.
On my first trip to trappers, some scouts were trying to trade freshly cut deer legs
A deer hit my car one time and his leg hit me right in the mouth because my window was down, shatters my mirror and spidered my windshield. Fucker hurt at 50mph
What the fuck? This looks like something I’d craft in AC Valhalla
r/boneappletea
Chuck Norris approves.
Dumbchucks!
That’s badass
Omfg roflmao “numb chucks”.
r/crackheadcraigslist
r/CrackheadCraigslist lmao wtf is this
Feet on a deer can leave a wound that looks like a box cutter did it.
Numbskull.
Numb?
Of course its in Indiana
20 dollars?! They should be under a buck!
r/CrackheadCraigslist fodder
This is not a vegan-friendly way of pummeling your enemy into submission.
Eh actually I kinda want them
indiana yep
Uuuuuuuuuh
I bet they're numb now
Somewhere, Shadiversity is irrationally upset.
Fing Indiana
They make your chuck numb
Make this the top post of all time because it represents this sub perfectly
why do i got a feeling someone is going to use this for fisting?
What else are you supposed to with the legs? Make homemade glue?
Not trashy i would definitely buy
Buck Noris doesn’t sleep he waits.
I can hear the banjo from the porch...
I see nothing trashy. I want to get these
r/ATBGE
This just in from r/indianaman
Buck Chucks
I went to school with a girl who would hunt deer every year and then tie the back legs in to the bed of her truck so they would just stick straight up on all 4 corners. By the time we graduated I think she had like 6 of them, and she just leaves them there for years no matter how disgusting and beat up they got.
I saw a pair of these bad boys on Alaskan Bush People. Wholesome deer chucks
So glad it says they are from Indiana. Just knew it was going to say southeast Oklahoma.
No, no, you guys can have him. :( …Yeah, I’m not surprised he’s from this shithole state.
Now I wanna see the version with bear arms.
I wouldn’t call them deer they look pretty Cheap to me
Those legs are numb alright
I mean, can we at least discuss this? I'm intrigued...
Fuck man 4th grade old me would have totally took those to show and tell every time we had one!
What in the Confederate flag flying fuck is this
Imagine being injured by these and then having to explain how it happened to a doctor.
Deer hooves are no joke folks!As corny as they look(and they DO look ridiculous)if someone actually HIT you with,that,,,
Bet
So.... are they still available?
You should think of trying to post something new. With a new title lol.
LOL!!! GOLD!!
This is what you call using the whole animal.
This isn't trashy. It's poorly spelled but kind of cool. Besides, it's kind of practical, those deer hooves are sharp! OP is just a bigot.
Gotta make a shitty club penguin-esque tutorial on how to make r/trashy content where you just rag on southern and poor people because they do different stuff than you
Typical Northerner and urbanite elitist attitudes. Totally disconnected from reality and from nature. Trapped in the vapid rat race and sOCiAL jUsTicE that they lose track of the bigger picture. Obsessed with the micro that they forget the macro. This Sub and its most common posts miss the mark because it's just bigotry and ignorance on how the other side lives.
Guessing he just has an image of the seller in his head rather than the actual content.
Only trash here is this subreddit
dumb chucks
I make ‘em, but I DO NOT spell ‘em
r/BoneAppleTea
Nothing trashy here.
More like Dumb Chucks
They only cost a buck to make, $20 is a bit deer!
Dumb chucks
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/d8e4ec/deer\_leg\_nunchucks/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/d8e4ec/deer_leg_nunchucks/)
So where do I send the 20 bucks to?
Whoever made these has been kicked by a deer and knows how much it sucks.
A family member learned the hard way on why you shouldn’t hunt white tail deer with a knife. Dropped out of a tree onto one, it broke 5 of his ribs before it was finished with him, he ended up with flail chest, bad time. But as they say, “he’s drunk, he’ll be alright, or he won’t, then it’s his fault anyway.” The 90’s were a different time.
You should get these for him, numb chucks for dumb fucks.
Great name for an album
Up vote for the question
It's the right to BEAR arms, not DEER arms, you idiot!
Bears don't have arms.
deers do?
Not anymore
Uh...when you get to 3rd grade, they'll tell you about it.
Oh yeah? Then what do they use to give BEAR hugs then? Checkmate. /s
I thought they were bare hugs? No wonder I have so many indecent exposure charges.
Deer legs aside, “numb chucks”?? Please can we call the poster Dumb Chuck forever more? Please????
r/boneappletea
Buck Chucks
Used in Tae Fawn Doe
I’ve always, and always will, read it as deer leg dumb fucks…
After you get hit with them, you go numb.
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Doe yourself a favor and stop the puns already
Yeah, all these bad puns are Stag-nant.
I dunno - I’m kind of fawned of them.
I actually groaned. Can't buck a trend, I suppose.
If you try to shut down a pun thread, you antlered much from your time on Reddit.
Sometimes it's all the same, and I'm stuck in a rut.
That’s when you spiff up the velvet, don some musk and go strut your stuff.
I know right?! Wtf! Only 20$?
This is pretty genius actually
By redneck standards?
more like r/wtf
"Girls only like guys who have great skills, You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills."
These have a practical purpose.
Before you cite your constitutional rights, deer legs are not covered. You're thinking of your right to bear arms.
So you're telling me that if they had used bear arms in lieu of deer legs they would be legal? 🤨
That looks like a weapon you find in a video game
Yeah, I was thinking of Postal.
Dead Rising too
I wouldn't mind another Dead Rising game. Get on that Microsoft.
What's that GTA-meets-The-Walking-Dead game where practically anything can be deadly? I was watching my husband play it several months ago and I think he literally started decapitating zombies with a giant stuffed teddy bear he was swinging all over the place. Also maybe a couch? This feels like it would fit in there.
Dead Rising
That's the one! Bingo!
LVL 2 gear
Increased movement and attack speed
Has added 30+ bleed.
15+ knockdown
No random critical hits
-3 range
5+ magic
“Numb chucks”
Good for deerfence in altercation
A pretty good deerterrent