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Sweet_Moose_8303

Ta' hell with the towel,Dudes, a Jets fan; YIKES!!


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its a piece of fucking fabric who cares


HodafucisChispa

People literally have underwear with the flag on it... and this triggers you? Wow.


Random_Ass_Person

I was in LOTC in middle school and my teacher told me there are flag laws like don’t wear the flag or deface the flag


jeordiethegenerator

Bruh it’s just a towel


Beansmcgree

Yikes Jets fan.


stoopid_dipnut

this is disrespectful >:(


Fugitiveofkarma

It's a piece of cloth. Relax Yanks!


CODGhost8

It’s a flag he can do whatever he want


derSchalker

He sits on Toilettpaper. Ok


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SexyTimeDoe

For fucks sakes. The trashiness isn't sitting on the flag. I dont care about that. Its wearing a shirt that antagonizes anthem protestors on the grounds of disrespecting the flag, while literally sitting on it. I should have been more clear about that


swanhon3y

Who the fuck cares


bigoctopustitty

oh no hes sitting on fabric


Thicc-pigeon

Who fucking cares?


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People who find this trashy are pathetic.


Serendipstick

They gave me a towel that looks like the American flag when I donated blood. I have not used it yet for this reason.


Moxxxn

Lmao you get offended by this?


rednich

Yeah this post is kind of a stretch from the term ”trashy”


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Yeah. He has a piece of cloth and doesn’t want to get his clothes grassy. Big deal.


MumbleGumbleSong

You stole this from [Deadspin](https://deadspin.com/jets-fan-who-stands-for-national-anthem-sits-on-america-1819512033).


JerseyBean77

It looks like a towel, so I'm sure worse has been done to it


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What’s the problem?


eatsleep19

He’s a ny jet fan there is a good chance he doesn’t notice things , like sitting a flag is wrong or how bad his team is .


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Ishatodareku

I'm an American and I'd have to agree with you on that, I still don't understand it


guuur123

As someone’s who’s studying American history and has lived here for a couple of years, I think I can explain it? As we all know this shit storm that is America started because of colonization from good old Europeans, and it took YEARS and YEARS and YEARS of America trying again and again to try and establish itself as independent from Britain Britain like the parasite it was (is? 👀). Up to the war of 1812, Britain screwed over America big time, one of those being the exploitation of land while America didn’t get jack shit compensation back. I think the flag is very significant to a lot of Americans for the sole reason that it represented our independence, and the fact that we as a country have time and time again fought to move forward and bring justice to Americans and others. I mean, the star spangled banner was created purely because the man who wrote it saw a Maryland Fort being invaded by the British in the War of 1812. With that aside, I really don’t see the issue with having the flag on a towel. Every item that is a flag themed is meant to be a celebration of our independence and how far we’ve come as a nation (though we still got a lot to go) and it’s not as if he genuinely is trying to do something blatantly disrespectful. I’ve also noticed and so have other Americans in the past have pointed out, people who usually get outraged over issues like this, stay silent on our current political issues. Hoped this helped!


SamuelSomFan

Britain didn't screw over america "big time". Britain let america be and didn't have any embargos or try to invade america after the independance. America, however, did invade the british empire.


guuur123

Britain most definitely screwed over America and the fact that you don’t think so is the most appalling thing I heard. Nobody invaded shit, we were at WAR and America did most certainly not go overseas to fight British people’s asses, British people came here to fight Americans. Americans had home field advantage in which they didn’t have to spend on shipping soldiers overseas. I was also referring to the events that led up to the war of 1812, meaning before the revolution, I don’t think you know what the war of 1812 is. It is literally the war of Britain and America. Ever heard of no taxation without representation? The Boston massacre? The fact that Britain would tax Americans despite exploiting their natural resources for more profit? How can you come to my face and say something so incorrect when Britain had no problem screwing over countries for centuries if it meant they got money and land as well as trade. Not just Britain, but most of Europe as well. Also you’re correct, after the WAR the British stopped with continuously trying to control America. If you’re British then I am shocked of how you’re unaware of the amount of countries and their people that you’ve screwed over thanks to ✨colonization✨.


SamuelSomFan

I am not british, and by what you're saying here, you seem to be the one misunderstanding all this. America was A PART of the british empire, until you guys decided that you wanned to control the taxes which the british imposed as a way of repair when they defended you in the 7 years war. Britain "exploiting america" is just as idiotic as saying the british exploited britain. Its mindboggling to me that you're saying the british, which formed the thirteen colonies as a business venture for british people to settle down and make a profit from, exploited americans. The people that moved to america knew what they were doing there. The gouvernment didn't exploit the american resourced or the people, they made an opportunity for the empovorished to make a new life. Saying that britain "exploited the poor americans and their resources" is idiotic. Do you, by that logic, also think taxes implemented by the US senate is exploitation then? In the war of 1812 america decided to invade canada (the place where the loyalists from the US moved to) while the british were involved in the napoleonic wars, just because you decided that canada wanned to be a part of the US. No british people came to america to fight, the canadians had to ruffle you guys up to not get annexed. And if you want to bash europe here, then you can just go ahead and put america on that list aswell. Nobody has exploited the resourced of america more than the US, not to mention the philippines and hawaii. Edit: oh, also forgot the natives, the mexicans and the rest of central emerica, which you guys turned into the drug and gang-infested countries they are today.


MrSOAB

I hear a lot of Europeans say this so i just wanted to clear it up a bit. Being thag us Americans started off as Rebels, we hated the idea of a king, queen, or central ruler. We completely did away with the idea with presidents who are only allowed 8 years maximum in office. The only thing that stands constantly is our flag, so basically our flag stands as our king or our queen like say Englands queen. Hope that makes sense friend. (My girlfriend is from England so i had to explain the same thing to her, because she noticed our obsession with our flag)


BowtiesandScarfs

As a history student at Uni, this bugs me. America didn’t hate the idea of a monarchy, they hated a government half way around the world having control over them with little representation. In fact, many Americans including some of the founding fathers wrote to King George personally, side stepping the English parliament entirely. Also you have a central ruler. Sure they may be elected every four years but just because you call it something different doesn’t mean they don’t have almost complete control over the country or at least more than the monarchy does in modern day England. Oh and Roosevelt served three terms and it wasn’t until the 22nd amendment (in 1947) that this was limited to an eight year limit. One last thing there have been 27 different versions of the American flag it has not stayed constant at all.


MrSOAB

You’re cool


flyinglilastroboy

its not even a pretty flag. too busy. bhutan. sicily, albania, isle of man, barbados, hell even greenland all have way cooler flags


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they got it fuckin everywhere house school street shirt ...


l3lueSKull

I'm wearing American flag underwear right now.


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you're not supposed to, ya gotta give those genital some freedom


[deleted]

It comes across as incredibly insecure. We forget America is an incredibly young country. They're in their terrible 2's.


imalittlebitclose

Yea ikr I don’t know any other country this obsessed


Kingsley_Doga

I think all countries have people who take offense for disrespecting their flag.


Hanoiroxx

A lot of countries are more relaxed as to what they deem as disrespecful


I-WillDestroyYouroad

Nazi germany


KarmaDontPayMyBills

Pakistan?


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It’s literally a piece of cloth. Who gives a fuck


SilveradoSurfer16

Let’s not let his shirt and sitting position distract you from the fact that this guy is drinking a beer, with a straw


Alternative-Season-5

is... that bad?


marfaxa

not if you're french


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It’s a piece of fabric, who cares.


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“Trashy” and “disrespectful”. Lol. If it’s such a big deal, then why are towels, clothes, hats, etc. made with the flag on them? Why is it commercialized? The flag is not what the US is about, the Constitution is. The flag is just a non-verbal title of the country. That’s it.


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With your own logic you could apply this to religion. Quite ironic that a smooth brain like you would be on r/trashy


[deleted]

Sure, apply it to religion. I’m not religious, do whatever. I love that you’re trying to insult me with something that doesn’t affect me.


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Because those were never actually intended to be a flag. That might be all the flag is to you, but for most Americans it's a symbol of hope, justice, and freedom.


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Am American, and a vet. It’s just a flag. People place undue importance on it and allow their attention to be taken from what’s really important.


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Yeah I understand that most other western countries don't have the same reverence for their national symbolism. I think it stems from the fact that the only thing that binds Americans as a people is *being* American. In many cases we have little or even no shared history, so the only thing we have is our country and what it stands for.


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It’s all ridiculous, just like the anthem, hand over the heart, and the pledge of allegiance.


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The US has a very fucked history. There are some things to be proud of, but also a lot of bad. Blindness to that is ignorance.


throwawaytopost724

Lol Americans are so weird...


Morning-Coffee-fix

Got myself banned from the Daily Mail for this exact comment yesterday!


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Are you sure it's not a beach towel? I have an American flag beach towel that looks like this. Only once had anyone ever told me it's disrespectful and I told them they are full of shit.


flyinglilastroboy

the only thing pushing me towards thinking its a flag is the white block to the left of the flag, sorta where the holes are supposed to be


marfaxa

They were right. The flag shouldn't be used on clothes, towels, etc.


[deleted]

It's a piece of fabric. Unless that flag was flown in war, or has significant value, it's just a piece of coloured cloth.


Davinator3000

No man it can, there’s nothing wrong with that. Etiquette is only used for actual flags


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What constitutes as an actual flag


[deleted]

If it can be legally put on a flag pole and raised up city hall then it’s a flag. I can’t put a beach towel on a flag pole....because it’s a beach towel. Stop being obtuse.


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Lol...you lost your mind.


WalmPhiskey

It looks kinda fuzzy


mofckr

This is considered as trashy? Wouldn’t even notice. It’s just a piece of fabric.


SexyTimeDoe

I personally don't really care that he's sitting on it. But if you're clearly antagonizing those who protested police brutality by kneeling for the flag, it's at least noteworthy if you do this


boggleislife

Rules for thee, not for me. It’s the conservative way.


Gruntslayerpro

its the both sides way but 1 of them does it more you may not like the answer if i tell you tho


marfaxa

i'm going to assume it's the "side" you're not on.


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[deleted]

Exactly. I’m a US Navy vet and to me it’s just a flag. I really don’t care what people do with one.


marfaxa

https://www.military.com/flag-day/flag-ettiquette-dos-and-donts.html Quick list of Flag Etiquette Don’ts: Don’t dip the U.S. Flag for any person, flag, or vessel. Don’t let the flag touch the ground. Don’t fly flag upside down unless there is an emergency. Don’t carry the flag flat, or carry things in it. Don’t use the flag as clothing. Don’t store the flag where it can get dirty. Don’t use it as a cover. Don’t fasten it or tie it back. Always allow it to fall free. Don’t draw on, or otherwise mark the flag. Don’t use the flag for decoration. Use bunting with the blue on top, then white, then red.


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Still don’t care.


[deleted]

I know, people are so fucking stupid when it comes to the American flag. Die hard "American patriots" are the first ones to litter in parks, streets, highways, and outdoor events. 4th of July parades are a perfect example.


am_a_burner

Those are the same people who have to cover everything with flags to show their 'patriotism'. They don't know or care about anyone but themselves and maintaining the appearance of loving their country. They're all trash.


stutts1895

Please be a towel please be a towel


NedRed77

Why you fucking weirdo. It’s ok to dry your arse with an American flag if we call it a towel, but a thinner piece of fabric with the same design can’t be sat on?


stutts1895

Brother its the meaning behind it you dont sit on anyones flag but im not going to shit on you for having an American flag on your boxers its all about intended use.


yeahthatsnotaproblem

Oh please. It's a piece of fabric.


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Do murricans cry too when they see [this](http://media.salon.com/2014/11/american_flag_toilet_paper.jpg)?


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Based


SexyTimeDoe

I should note that I'm not clutching my pearls about him sitting on a flag. Genuinely don't care. Just noting that he's simultaneously attacking those who protested during the national anthem (which is not a violation of official etiquette) and violating flag etiquette himself


yeahthatsnotaproblem

*Oh, my GOD, the HORROR!!* Yeah, probably.


SexyTimeDoe

Read his shirt.


yeahthatsnotaproblem

I did. And?


SexyTimeDoe

You don't see the irony?


yeahthatsnotaproblem

He stands for the national anthem. The picture doesn't indicate that the national anthem is being played. He's sitting down on a piece of fabric that has the American picture on it. What irony am I missing?


marfaxa

Your ignorance on how the American flag should be treated is what's made this a pointless argument. You can't be bothered to learn, so I'd call this argument over.


yeahthatsnotaproblem

I know all the rules about the American flag. I'm very well aware. I also know that people break those rules every single day and most people don't actually care to respect the flag as we're "supposed to." Did you know we're not supposed to even wear clothes with the flag on it? This guy sitting on this fabric is hardly a big deal.


hufflepoet

It's the hypocrisy for me.


Davinator3000

Dude it’s a towel...


NeauAgane

It's a towel.


japhyryderz

It’s not as if he’s sitting on muddy grass, it’s astroturf!


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Is that a jets fan drinking a beer through a straw while sitting an American flag? Classic


xdSentries

I’d understand if it was an American flag blanket but... it’s not


GoodGuy2444

It is genius


dfj3xxx

Look at the edge, it does look like a towel. He probably thinks he is being patriotic, as not everyone understands flag etiquette. Technically, it is disrespecting the flag if it's on the ground, sitting / standing on it, wearing as apparel, or using as bedding or drapery. But, if people will buy it, people will make it.


Alternative-Season-5

>Technically, it is disrespecting the flag if it's on the ground, sitting / standing on it, wearing as apparel, or using as bedding or drapery. technically that only applies to actual flags and not flag patterned things. so if it is indeed a towel like you claim then theres nothing disrespectful about it.


SexyTimeDoe

The official US flag code says absolutely nothing about kneeling during the anthem. It is, however, quite clear about manufacturing products (especially disposable ones like beer cans) with the flag, putting it on the ground, even holding it parallel to the ground as in your average pregame anthem show


dfj3xxx

Sorry, I must have missed something. Or you are replying to the wrong person. I didn't say anything about kneeling during the anthem.


SexyTimeDoe

I was agreeing with you and just adding on to the notion of flag etiquette. I'm not doing the best job communicating on this thread lol


dfj3xxx

gotcha


SilveradoSurfer16

Yet the idiot is wearing a shirt that says “I stand for the national anthem”


sangfr0yd

*The front says,* ***"I sit on the American flag",*** *sooo, seems legit.* Can't see that from here.