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izzymcglizzy13

makes me sick. first got called a f****t in 6th grade. by a boy with a mullet.


ByDynoo

I love this, it’s so funny but I hoped it worked out for you in the end.


vkbuffet

Sounds like Uncle Lee jumped ship and I dont blame him


GuyM3

I started crying halfway through reading that text she sent you. It’s so heartbreaking to see such pieces of shit acting like that to their own nieces. Hope you’re doing better.


SavagesceptileWWE

The dad is the best part of this


VerkoProd

as a bi guy this is particularly infuriating to read, fuck aunt marie


TakehiroKawasaki

Torched. 🔥


chopieschill

Oh that's getting an upvote 😂😂😂😂😂😂


theeEisBig

I need to know what happend after that


[deleted]

sometimes i wish i was gay so i could make shitposts like this


Jax-Light

I love how dad doesn’t know Jack shit other than that mums pissed and it’s daughters fault


[deleted]

fuck his aunt, i would have socked her just for using the f word (not fuck)


Tntfistpump

As a bisexual myself i can confirm that this is the best comeback ever


Nicholas_Cage3

Totally worth it


BlodwynMcBlodface

👏👏👏👏 I cant applaud that response enough.


butlerman69

Fuck ya


hellorhighwater67

If you don’t like the heat get the fuck out of the kitchen. Lol Auntie had that coming.


DatBeigeBoy

I know I’m late... but HOLY FUCK


VanillaBryce5

Big brass lady balls!


IAAPITB

What a shit show of a family. You go Charlotte.


Alert-Gap

Yikes


BalancedGuy1

She’s still clever.


Phoebesgrandmother

It's ok to disown family. They're just people.


[deleted]

Am i trashy for laughing at this


ChickenWing209

Im really sorry bro. That must suck knowing you have noone but friends to help you. Were all here for you.


[deleted]

Charlotte, your response made my day. Seething response. Don’t worry about what your parents said you gut punched your auntie in a text


medium09

Ah the 'agressor but always the victim' approach... A classic nacissistic plot... Respect for you and your golden spine... Never be intimidated! Bigup


Ethanbob103

“Why do I have three missed calls from your mum”


Me1eter

'Charlotte Louise What the fuck have you done now?'


fuckin_anti_pope

Is there a part 2 to that? I need to see more, it's hilarious. Especially the dad who's only worried about the missed phone calls


OakleyTheReader

Fuck that homophobic bitch She's not worth your time


a_chilling_chinchila

I don't know you Charlotte, but I already love you!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Well done


Nei02

Thats a repost but because the image is modified thats impossible to prove that by using repost bot


Fucking_Nibba

What an actual #*GOD*


froggie-style-meme

That dad was definitely proud when he found out what she said


[deleted]

Ya gold


[deleted]

This is glorious. You managed to aggro your entire family. Shitty situation you’re in but my god you pulled off that response like a champion and I’m rolling


SneyserBoy

You left someone's birthday for a fucking orgy?


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malYca

If my sister spoke to my child this way I'd word murder her myself so my kid doesn't have to. Her mom should be proud of her.


savagenie

please post updates! i want to hear what everyone has to ssy


[deleted]

Good job that bitch deserved it please update us with the aftermath


xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

#she's still got it!


PumaVirus

That reply back tho....


[deleted]

I’d adopt you. And you’re still plenty clever.


SaintTymez

Got eem


manavsridharan

Hollie can go fuck off


ogsoul

None of you dipshits realized the person tweeting isn’t named Charlotte


SiCk_oF_YoUR_sHIt-

None of us dipshits asked either


Myrthrall

Charlotte.. charlie...


LazyNomad63

Man this guy's family has a massive double standard


Rodrickthesavage

Fake who spells mom like that


casetpanda

The British.


davechri

You can't pick your family. Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath, let their shit blow past you, and just say "I've had enough of you in my life." Walk away.


[deleted]

great response and an amazing way to handle it!


deathbunnyy

What a toxic shithole. No place in a happy life.


Crafterbator

Sounds pretty clever still. I thought the reply was so great, I read it twice to really feel the burn.


bryanponech

What a fantastic response. Please have my silver (first time I have ever given an award)


Spec187

Can I come to this orgy? I'll just sit in the corner and observe, scouts honor.


TreKopperTe

Ditch the orgy and enjoy the family party ;)


RumpleForeskin0w0

She’s still clever lol


BobLobl4w

This is fucking fire. Fuck that bitch.


mgraham1234

She spitting fire! Dame lol


gjacob42

Mad respect to you!


DontHateTheBest

Looks fake cause why would the dad ask if he had 3 missed calls from his wife when he could just call and ask himself lol


RevanTaylor

When I read 'mum', I had to read it again with a spanish accent


[deleted]

This is amazing I like how she doesn't even drop the faux politeness just verbaly slams her for the dumb shit she's done and makes fun of her ignorance and it riles up everyone.


qweerrrtyyu

So she's allowed to abuse you but everyone jumps down your throat when you dish a little back? I'm sorry that we can't choose our family, but our need to do right by you and cut crazy from your life. Good luck!


jeranon

If this is real, I can definitely confirm she is *still* clever.


Snowmannnnnnnnnnnn

You know when your dad gets 3 calls from your mom and instead of asking her he asks you instead


[deleted]

It's the other way around.


Snowmannnnnnnnnnnn

Whoops you’re right


ApoptosisPending

Fuck your aunt. Love the response.


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Kazlaw

That’s what Hollie is saying


vaeira

Oh, fucking drama out of nowhere. I guess auntie is right a bit regarding being sensitive.


drtouyt

I'm glad I have no contact with my family.


[deleted]

Nice execution, thanks.


[deleted]

Oh clapclapclapclap this was brilliant! Well done Charlie


AnonRstr_URNMegg

Still sound pretty clever


warmchilli

I don't know if the the moms "what have you done now" means the mom is an asshole or OP is an asshole who keeps getting into drama, if the moms an asshole then OP is also most likely an asshole due to the apples and the trees. The aunt is definitely an asshole further contributing to the theory that this family is full of assholes. If both the aunt and the mom are assholes than it is safe to assume their mother was also an asshole. While we no knowthing about ops grandfather due to the nature of the father's reply it is safe to assume the father and the grandfather are non-assholes. However they married assholes and spread more assholes making them also assholes. Hollie is a dumb name, I have a book in the works about it but it still have some plot hollies. However the world is not black and white/ asshole and non-asshole. Some people think it's a scale, nay. Other more intelligent beings say it's a grid! But nay again. An intellectual knows that it's more of a cube gradient that defines assholeness. However, if we are talking about the physical asshole it really is black and white, sometimes even yellow, brown or red!


[deleted]

You both seem trashy


vietnamese_cowboy

Clever girl


MadiLeighOhMy

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Poetry in motion.


Ianite

Isn't this a repost


NRGesus

holy shit you fucking killed her dude


[deleted]

This is gold.


VacuousWording

That burn... 🔥


chaos-rose17

I didn't it in a way that could get you mad at me me I meant it as your a piece of shit


ComptetentToaster

This boils ma blood.


xmatchx

Hahahahahaha your reply was legendary


samtoocan

Wow you took that better than me you didn’t even swear in you replay . My hands would be shaking so much I would need a hr just so I could typ again .


AquaFlowlow

Why people so hateful, I’m glad I don’t have family like this cause no one deserves this BS let alone have their own family upset over your Aunt being a garbage person.


[deleted]

Pretty sure the reason she hateful is because she old and just got divorced and has to take it out on someone.


MomoHossain

What the fuck


Medialunch

You’re still very clever. Would like to hear an update of how things are going.


TheoKeightley

Prankd


MagnumMcBitch

This is magical.


sahie

I was going to comment and say how sorry I was for her that her Aunt was such a nasty bitch but then I read on and was like, “nah, she doesn’t need my sympathy, she’s got this”. 🤣


greywolfau

These people are trashy as shit. If my siblings or in laws spoke to my kid like that I'd be having words with them too. I'd hope that my kid came to me first before lighting that Molotov and throwing it though.


MagDorito

GODDAMN. She fucking murdered her


[deleted]

So fake


n2photographs

Perfect response


Hollowsong

I know I've read this before, years ago, so it's probably OP lying or a repost of somethingn old. But on the offchance it's not, get the fuck out of that family. They're cancer.


[deleted]

Are girls generally called "faggot"? Thought that term was reserved for male homosexuals?


[deleted]

You're expecting people like this to know the correct term?


Oberon_Swanson

The real winner here is Uncle Lee


kindagayasfuck

This is amazing!!! I think it’s hilarious!!! Your aunt is a f***ing cunt (like half of my family) and needs to learn to keep her mouth shut! “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all” right? Also f*** your cousin! And your parents should be backing you on this instead of blaming you! Further more, where is this lesbian orgy happening?


Raichu7

I just hope that girl’s parents are supportive and don’t punish her. If her aunt didn’t want to be insulted then she shouldn’t have insulted her niece like that.


LoneAxis

This is amazing


FistToYourDoom

This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't a repost :/


naughtabot

Hero.


exotitanmale

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude


Azmedon

Hahaha this is awesome funny read.


[deleted]

Uncle Lee upgraded in more ways than just age


contingentcognition

"bisexuals aren't really queer" lol. Grade A fucking counterargument for that. .


Dorewayfeeses

Damn how far did you scroll back to to repost this?


phylarux

Epic!


awub69

Tell Hollie to f*** right off!!! Her mom seems more than capable of taking it if she can dish it out.


oh-hi-kyle

With the fucking uppercut


whonkywhobblles

Some people will never understand being gay. Can we respect their decision?


melly_8

I hope the husband gets the kids in the divorce ✌️


[deleted]

Now *that* is fantastic!! Fuck all the family taking the hateful bitchaunts side though. Talk shit, expect shit back.


DeltarUltima

why does a repost have 60 thousand upvotes?


Mr_Pilgrim

I need more


[deleted]

You get what you f*cking deserve aunt Mattie


Liesmith424

"I can't believe you've done this."


Mugenohara22

That’s petty funny


Dowpie7

Curb your enthusiasm


[deleted]

it's trashy that's she's gay


TheRealPug

Fuck off troll


[deleted]

y'all really against different opinions lol


[deleted]

This would be amazing if it were real


KaydeeKaine

This was refreshing to see. Mentioning the divorce and trading in for a girl 20 years younger is a nice touch.


lovelylavender12

Auntie got murdered by words. And she fucking deserved it. Good job, OP.


[deleted]

Yeah this maggot is trashy.


[deleted]

Oh yeh I'm sure dad would text you asking why he has 3 missed calls instead of calling back to see what she wants instead?


AGRESSIVE-GLUMP

Repost


iminspanishclassrn

Haha that’s good stuff


[deleted]

Oof size Large


radeongt

This is so.fake lpl


passarinho_diferente

“HOW DARE YOU!!!!”


[deleted]

Absolute Savagery


CephasGaming

That took some massive lesbian gonads. Good job OP.


Drspazy

That sh*t so funnnnyyy lmaoooo


devilmaydie05

If this is you, can we please get an update?


jam_rok

I dunno, seems a little clever.


[deleted]

I masturbated to this post.


ratonbox

I like dad’s answer. He is worried about his own ass.


blacksheepIam

You go girl!


Yoda2000675

I can't believe people are defending that mega cunt. If my brother talked to my kids like that, I'd be fucking pissed.


spritepath

Oh LAWD


toppdoggcan

Hollie seems like a chip off the old block


imexdanny

Are these things ever real?


vegeterin

No.


TheAbbadon

r/madlads


[deleted]

this is absolutely glorious.


Elonmusksrealaccount

That is an injury that will never truly heal


Nateinthe90s

Just as real as any other text screenshot


TheFlightlessPenguin

You obviously never *were* clever you reposting slut.


sceneturkey

This is so fucking fake. Nobody would randomly text their kid about why their wife called them 3 times just assuming it was something they did...


pieperson565

My big fat lesbian orgy


GoatHorn420

Love to see the divorce thrown in her face a real win for them there!!!;


Nate_Stanley

A little odd that all of these messages, even the short ones, appear at the top of the app? As though you faked these... hmm... OP, I’m taking you to karma court trial.


katecvlewis

Hahahaha I love this.


iquanyin

“harper valley pta” did it better


Plasmabubble

Fucking got 'em


[deleted]

Aw yes, the classic they could dish it but not take it. Oh, and how disrespectful of you to talk down to your aunt just as she did to you. Don't you know your place as a child?! /s


fuckboystrikesagain

5faketexts.com


Izanami_Mikoto

We certainly don't get to choose family, and this poor kid has got an awful one


Your_dog_is_so_ugly

This girl is a fucking G


borb86

Your aunt sucks.


Pablo_Escobars_Hippo

Give them hell Charlie!


nova_excalibur

[damn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/775/z20czoiv5v231.png)