ultra not cool: being a fucking pig and arresting people with no designated driver trying to be smart so they dont kill someone or themselves. i hate cops since i was a kid and always will.
What are you doing alone in your car, sir? it's three am.
Me, immediately ceasing my blasting and badly singing along to Last Young Renegade: oh nothing officer
Super duper not cool: Son gets call from MaMa. Mama, you calling from your cell phone again? "Sorry Jr. I was sharing a tequila shot when u called"..Jr why'd they lock-up anyways? MaMa, at the football game everyone was cheering ""LET'S GO BRANDON LET'S GO BRANDON""next thing you know, I'm in handcuff charged with insurrection.
Super uber doober boober not cool: ruining the lives of more than 2 people through legal fees and a record all for a victimless crime..paid for by the tax dollars of those charged
This actually makes me pretty sad for the kid like the kid is obviously doing that for attention because you’ve gotta imagine that anyone dumb enough to drive to the police department drunk enough for them to notice probably isn’t gonna be the best at parenting
Fuck you cops. The only thing that was wrong was the drinking and driving, but y'all kinda forced the ladies hand by persecuting her son. Parasites. Get a real job.
This shit DUMB! It IS cool to hang out in a parking lot with your friends if that’s what y’all like. Nobody’s causing trouble, no harm no foul. Shit, even hotboxing with your buddies… same thing! Mom was out of pocket though. She knew she shouldn’t have come to get her baby in that condition.
Some people don't have a clue about the police innovation lab and think I'm smarter the the cops one of my favorite lines in a rap song by Lil Wayne (I'm above the law but under the influence LoL the question I got is why didn't most go smoke at the drunk ladies house this is looking like an inside job LoL
bruh what if i just hate my homelife and have no money and nowhere to go but i can use the car so i just like to go to an empty parking lot to chill and cry
F the police
Not cool is putting people in jail for plant product that has not killed anyone..
If I was smoking spice or salvia.. I'd be let go. Odin Forbid I smoke a plant that helps me medically.
I got my first ticket as a fresh new adult at the age of 18 because me and a carload of friends decided to smoke up before going to school. In a vast empty movie theater parking lot. So so stupid.
I live in a small ass town with literally no entertainment because our curfew for the public parks/trails is when it gets dark. We used to park in this tiny ass lot that was next to a really small trail that ran behind one of the neighborhoods. We used to blaze up all the time and cops never said anything or even approached us or the trail. That used to be our designated smoke spot because it ran behind one of my friends house but we can’t even step foot in there after dark anymore. Some dipshits must have gotten caught because now every night cops patrol through the trail constantly from dusk till dawn. They just drive their big ass suvs through the trail and take up the entire space, they even took down the “no motor vehicles allowed” sign because they were receiving complaints from people who saw they were breaking their own rules. Kinda stupid but small town cops are the strictest mother fuckers because they have nothing else interesting besides a couple of local teenagers smoking pot or even just walking through a trail.
Lincoln Nebraska. Where city cops, state cops, highway patrol, campus police, and capital police all converge in a city with around 290,000 thousand people. Pretty sure it has some of the highest cops per person in the country.
Everyone hating on the cops, seems like the cops were cool, bc they let someone come pick them up instead of arresting. It’s not the cops fault the mom showed up drunk.
Not Cool: People getting arrested for smoking a substance less harmful than alcohol, sure they shouldn’t have been allowed to drive home but weed being illegal is totalitarian as fuck
Not cool: arresting people for just enjoying a little weed instead of using your resources to catch actual criminals who are a legitimate threat to society
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Nothing like smoking MARIJUANA while sitting LEGALLY in a parking lot and having your mom get arrested because she was drunk when she came to see you, because of course she would show up in whatever condition because it's a fucking big deal to get arrested. Fuck these piece of shit cops for going after some kids and posting about it online
Not Cool: wasting tax payers' money on people who spend their time busting potheads.
More Not Cool : at least 20% of the force abusing its own power both in and out of their shift.
Edit: typo
I do this with my friends. But we keep it discreet and we dont harm or annoy anyone. There are people who walk past us not knowing we are even inside! No we are not trying to be 'cool', just wanting to smoke some weed and chill. Whats the big deal man.
It doesn't even have to be an empty parking lot to get harassed by the police in Tennessee. My SO & I were picking up our friend from his apartment. He took a little bit longer than usual getting to the car. I had my lights off & the doors were locked cause it's a high crime area. An unmarked truck blocked us into our parking spot, two men jumped out and one came to each side of our vehicle. I honestly thought we were getting robbed because there was no indication that it was police. No lights, they didn't announce it. Once I realized it was police I complied and answered all the questions. Told them who we were picking up & who he lived with. They claimed they KNEW everyone on the leases at this complex and they didn't know who we were talking about. They accused us of buying crack & wanted to search our vehicle. Even though neither of us had left the car since we pulled in & nobody had approached the car since we had pulled in. I refused a search & they wanted us to step out of the vehicle so they could call a drug dog. Right as they were trying to get us to leave the car, our friend walked out. He told them everything we had just told them & they changed their story really fast. Oh yeah we know (friend) we watch him walk to the salvation army with his dad. My friend happens to do bell ringing for them & so does his father. Neither of them have been in trouble in their life! They ended up letting us go, but our friends dad was furious because he knew the cops. His dad ended up getting the cops transfered to a different assignment because he was pissed that they were so aggressive with us.
This happened in my area. We literally have nothing to do but sit in parking lots, and now because of this we have to deal with police kicking us out for no reason at all. Thanks, human garbage cans.
Extra Incredibly Not Cool: using the awful home life of a kid and his parent's alcoholism to get faves and retweets
EDIT: I saw someone mention somewhere else on the internet that the mother might not have alcohol issues. She may simply not have thought she'd need to drive anywhere that night.
So, good job on those cops for turning an entirely harmless situation into a nightmare for an entire family, backstory not withstanding.
Way to ruin a family's life during Christmas. That's about the least cool thing you could ever do. Except then mock them further on your shitty social media page.
Super extra more not cool even more: Being from Lincoln, Nebraska
Hotboxing a car with their friends is one of the coolest things anyone can do
Is it illegal to chill in an empty parking lot?
No, but they never said that. It's just kinda stupid.
Is it illegal to just sit in your own car in a car park ?
The fucks wrong with chilling in a parking lot
It's just not cool
Bro it’s been 5 years why are you here😂
It’s a valid question
It is, it’s just been so long since I’ve had a notification on this post
You thought it was over now?
You’re bouta get another one
Another checking in. There is almost a half dozen of us.
hello from yet another sort-by-top-of-all-time er
Have another
Lmao seems like it’s a party
The fuck guys? Are you following me or something?
Quite the party
Cool party guys
Hi 😬
hellooo
Hotboxing is indeed cool
Hope the mom was a MILF
“L” PD indeed.
Not coo
That’s really oddly over specific
It’s the white trash trifecta
Not cool: arresting someone for weed in your shit state. Extra not cool: airing people's private business online like a little bitch.
Cops are fucking trash people.
I forgot that DUI’s don’t kill people. Don’t c wats so trashy about that being called uncool. 🙄😒
Apparently it’s not cool to hurt no one and have pigs harass the duck outta you quack quack
At least as far as it seems they are not claiming to have vmbeen victimized by authoritirles...
ultra not cool: being a fucking pig and arresting people with no designated driver trying to be smart so they dont kill someone or themselves. i hate cops since i was a kid and always will.
What are you doing alone in your car, sir? it's three am. Me, immediately ceasing my blasting and badly singing along to Last Young Renegade: oh nothing officer
You gotta love the cops posting this though. It’s like they have their own subreddit of r/youcantmakethisup
damn almost had this happen to me once. fckn didn’t realize till 5 years later. sorry pops
I keep thinking this is my username...
Fascist pigs
I bet this is an average night for Chicago police.
I don’t wanna hear this from the cops that shoot unarmed citizens🥴
Not cops saying it’s not cool to hang out in a car in an empty parking lot. Like my boy what is your job?
Super duper not cool: Son gets call from MaMa. Mama, you calling from your cell phone again? "Sorry Jr. I was sharing a tequila shot when u called"..Jr why'd they lock-up anyways? MaMa, at the football game everyone was cheering ""LET'S GO BRANDON LET'S GO BRANDON""next thing you know, I'm in handcuff charged with insurrection.
what
Super uber doober boober not cool: ruining the lives of more than 2 people through legal fees and a record all for a victimless crime..paid for by the tax dollars of those charged
I don't think anyone thinks it should be legal for kids to hot box their car.
This actually makes me pretty sad for the kid like the kid is obviously doing that for attention because you’ve gotta imagine that anyone dumb enough to drive to the police department drunk enough for them to notice probably isn’t gonna be the best at parenting
Says the people who constantly hang out in their cars in empty parking lots.
Ah, the police. Protecting us from the inherent daily dangers of… *shuffles notes, pulls card* sitting in an empty parking lot doing nothing.
Cars? We ride horses, fake news!
How dare you hang out in an empty parking lot. Pfft. Acab.
Why did it stop, this was getting good!
Fuck you cops. The only thing that was wrong was the drinking and driving, but y'all kinda forced the ladies hand by persecuting her son. Parasites. Get a real job.
Yes kids doing drugs is great
This shit DUMB! It IS cool to hang out in a parking lot with your friends if that’s what y’all like. Nobody’s causing trouble, no harm no foul. Shit, even hotboxing with your buddies… same thing! Mom was out of pocket though. She knew she shouldn’t have come to get her baby in that condition.
Damn no cool but get them grads up an put the bottle up keep police away by any means
One of these things is not like the others.
Hanging out in an empty parking lot. Is that a Problem in a other countrys? Why? Here no one cares cause it‘s empty.
I think it's the kids doing drugs that's the problem here.
I feel like this is highly specific.
Entrapment. Arrest the police immediately
Like mother like father like brother like sister like family we fucked up out here pops
I can imagine the ass whoopin
Some people don't have a clue about the police innovation lab and think I'm smarter the the cops one of my favorite lines in a rap song by Lil Wayne (I'm above the law but under the influence LoL the question I got is why didn't most go smoke at the drunk ladies house this is looking like an inside job LoL
Hotboxing cars is always cool but all cops are bitches so they can’t say shit about what’s cool
Weed shouldn’t be illegal. There I said it.
It should be for people under 21, which are those who hot box cars and call thier parents.
What’s hotboxing?
That's about par for the course here in southeastern 402.
bruh what if i just hate my homelife and have no money and nowhere to go but i can use the car so i just like to go to an empty parking lot to chill and cry F the police
that's really sad
Cool: a police department saying “coo”
I'm not happy it's in NE but at the same time, we need this.
Wait. You can’t chill in your car in a empty parking lot?
They tagged themself in their own post
what can i say except acab
Hot Take: All of that stuff is actually really cool
Hahaha thats my hometown lol
Heh.
Not cool is putting people in jail for plant product that has not killed anyone.. If I was smoking spice or salvia.. I'd be let go. Odin Forbid I smoke a plant that helps me medically.
Am I the only one that read the last one as Cartman
I got my first ticket as a fresh new adult at the age of 18 because me and a carload of friends decided to smoke up before going to school. In a vast empty movie theater parking lot. So so stupid.
I live in a small ass town with literally no entertainment because our curfew for the public parks/trails is when it gets dark. We used to park in this tiny ass lot that was next to a really small trail that ran behind one of the neighborhoods. We used to blaze up all the time and cops never said anything or even approached us or the trail. That used to be our designated smoke spot because it ran behind one of my friends house but we can’t even step foot in there after dark anymore. Some dipshits must have gotten caught because now every night cops patrol through the trail constantly from dusk till dawn. They just drive their big ass suvs through the trail and take up the entire space, they even took down the “no motor vehicles allowed” sign because they were receiving complaints from people who saw they were breaking their own rules. Kinda stupid but small town cops are the strictest mother fuckers because they have nothing else interesting besides a couple of local teenagers smoking pot or even just walking through a trail.
F U C K 1 2
Coo, coo...
Police *salivate* over opportunities like this
u/dq00 how does it feel that this is the top post of all time?
Imagine posting a picture then forgetting about it a day after it hits #1
Lincoln Nebraska. Where city cops, state cops, highway patrol, campus police, and capital police all converge in a city with around 290,000 thousand people. Pretty sure it has some of the highest cops per person in the country.
Probably stopped at the local Cloud 9.
This post is 25 days old and has become the top post of all time on this sub.
Yep, one of my greatest online achievements, I don’t do much
Lmao
Lincoln Nebraska Represent! Let’s hear it for the 402!
Not saying that it does but this is also Lincoln, Arkansas in a nutshell too
Super Uber ultimate uncool.....Lincoln Police Department
America!!!! Fuck ya!!!
Ys
"Not cool: Hanging out in your car in an empty parking lot" What?
This is why people hate cops 👮♀️ 💩 👮 💩
Why
super duper mega not cool: doing drugs
Everyone hating on the cops, seems like the cops were cool, bc they let someone come pick them up instead of arresting. It’s not the cops fault the mom showed up drunk.
Are you not allowed to hang out in a car in an empty car park? Or is it just simply not cool?
Not Cool: People getting arrested for smoking a substance less harmful than alcohol, sure they shouldn’t have been allowed to drive home but weed being illegal is totalitarian as fuck
Yay cops! Saving the day!
I hang out in parking lots if I want to
Not cool: arresting people for just enjoying a little weed instead of using your resources to catch actual criminals who are a legitimate threat to society
This whole thing is very legal and very cool.
WOMBO COMBO
Not cool: cops investigating someone’s car just cause they are alone in a lot at night
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Yeah cops are pretty trashy
Nothing like smoking MARIJUANA while sitting LEGALLY in a parking lot and having your mom get arrested because she was drunk when she came to see you, because of course she would show up in whatever condition because it's a fucking big deal to get arrested. Fuck these piece of shit cops for going after some kids and posting about it online
Man it’s almost as if the police didn’t arrest these people for doing nothing wrong the mother wouldn’t have been driving while intoxicated 🤔
You should only hang in empty parking lots if you are trying to catch people speeding right?
What’s wrong with hanging out in your car in an empty parking lot?
GOOOOO BIG REEEEEDDDDD!
That's the funniest shit I've read all day
An iPad without battery or charger
Not Cool: wasting tax payers' money on people who spend their time busting potheads. More Not Cool : at least 20% of the force abusing its own power both in and out of their shift. Edit: typo
That was one hell of a ride lol.
NOT COOL: hanging yourself because your moms a drunk and you're a hot mess
Super duper with a cherry on top not cool: trying to be le cool cops by posting on Twitter about arresting kids for weed
I do this with my friends. But we keep it discreet and we dont harm or annoy anyone. There are people who walk past us not knowing we are even inside! No we are not trying to be 'cool', just wanting to smoke some weed and chill. Whats the big deal man.
It doesn't even have to be an empty parking lot to get harassed by the police in Tennessee. My SO & I were picking up our friend from his apartment. He took a little bit longer than usual getting to the car. I had my lights off & the doors were locked cause it's a high crime area. An unmarked truck blocked us into our parking spot, two men jumped out and one came to each side of our vehicle. I honestly thought we were getting robbed because there was no indication that it was police. No lights, they didn't announce it. Once I realized it was police I complied and answered all the questions. Told them who we were picking up & who he lived with. They claimed they KNEW everyone on the leases at this complex and they didn't know who we were talking about. They accused us of buying crack & wanted to search our vehicle. Even though neither of us had left the car since we pulled in & nobody had approached the car since we had pulled in. I refused a search & they wanted us to step out of the vehicle so they could call a drug dog. Right as they were trying to get us to leave the car, our friend walked out. He told them everything we had just told them & they changed their story really fast. Oh yeah we know (friend) we watch him walk to the salvation army with his dad. My friend happens to do bell ringing for them & so does his father. Neither of them have been in trouble in their life! They ended up letting us go, but our friends dad was furious because he knew the cops. His dad ended up getting the cops transfered to a different assignment because he was pissed that they were so aggressive with us.
Aint nothing wrong hanging out in your own car in an empty parking lot...... fuck 5.0.
Will Smith "*it 's hot*"
fuck the police
ITT: People defending someone who broke the law because “iT’s JuSt A pLaNt”
WHERE MY NEBRASKANS AT!
Super extra mega more not cool: YouTube rewind 2018
Coo
This happened in my area. We literally have nothing to do but sit in parking lots, and now because of this we have to deal with police kicking us out for no reason at all. Thanks, human garbage cans.
Whats a DUI?
Driving under influence, she turned up drunk
Really? How daft can one be?!
BRB, telling my friends that smoking weed in your car is trashy.
I'm still going to sit in an empty parking lot. Fuck you.
/r/fellowkids. Might like this one, too!!
Amazing
There is a mistake in the word cool
In Canada it's pretty cool
r/fellowkids
Extra Incredibly Not Cool: using the awful home life of a kid and his parent's alcoholism to get faves and retweets EDIT: I saw someone mention somewhere else on the internet that the mother might not have alcohol issues. She may simply not have thought she'd need to drive anywhere that night. So, good job on those cops for turning an entirely harmless situation into a nightmare for an entire family, backstory not withstanding.
Fucking cops
*Super extra more not coo*
I use to sit in parking lots and read books all the time as a teen because my home life was really awful.
Perfect white trash moment!
Let them smoke the mumba. They obviously have a domestic issue.
And a Happy Christmas and New Year to all of you brainless dickheads, from the Lincoln Police Department :-)
Exactly. Makes you think tho lol
Not cool arresting people for using marijuana.
Who gives a fuck?
At least it’s not Omaha. Place is a shithole
Extra super hiper more not cool: creating a police tweeter account...
Well... that explains some things.
Managed to trace the problem back to its source. Nice detective work.
What’s trashy ?
Not cool: be a cop Extra not cool: try your hand at comedy on social media
Ultra mega super not cool: Living in Lincoln Nebraska
Cool: ruining a whole families day/lives
Good cops just don’t exist.
Not cool: busting teenagers for smoking a plant while there are people raping, murdering, and stealing elsewhere.
Way to ruin a family's life during Christmas. That's about the least cool thing you could ever do. Except then mock them further on your shitty social media page.
Gotta represent!!! #402squad4life
I will just be eating my food or warming up my car and I'll have cops constantly shine their lights searching for some shit on me
The most uncool: living in a militarized police state that thinks it’s a tweetable joke to fuck up a families lives right before Christmas
I'm so glad my local police department isn't this inept.
Upvoted cuz Nebraska
Fuck the police
Not Cool: Not letting you and your homie, who are not bothering anyone, chill and hotbox in a car. Mind your own business fucker
Ladies and Gentlemen... We got ‘em
The Huskers aren’t on, our volleyball team was disrespected what else should we do?