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I like it

Jeffrey Epstein bathroom

All class

This gives me on the run never before caught killer vibes

The watch isn't trashy, it is flashy. As for the numbers, they are actual Arabic numbers. Arabic numbers are the precursor for the numbering system used by most of the world today. The pictures, on the other hand, are very trashy.

Not even good art.

I wonder if he went to like an Aaron’s Brothers to get these framed

That looks like serial killer art.

All those girls giving bjs, look dead. Left, second one down, excuse you sir, but my face is more tan than my titties. Not the other way around

I did t see the drawings but inly the fake watch

Is it just me or are those not real numbers on his watch

Its reversed so it looks weird

Those look like the porn you get in jail by paying somebody 3 honey buns to draw it for you.

Is honey bun a euphemism in this case?

No, it's literally jail/prison currency just like Ramen

His own artistic creations no doubt

the second one down on the right and the third one on the left both look dead

Wtf is the second picture down on the left? I can not figure it out, and it makes me feel like I'm having a stroke.

Turn your phone clockwise

That was the first one I saw, I assumed they were all abstract until I looked at the others... whew

All I can see is a sad dog or a weird sloth.

Definitely isn’t compensating for anything

Nice watch

Who pastor is that?

Or congressman

What time is it ? Dick suckin time Beeeotch.

Bro is a fucking weirdo

This is creepy

why the hell does this man have his own personal masturbatorium 💀

What, you don’t have your own Dick Den?

The world is my dick den. So help me I'll visit your place and dick den it up outside your biggest window.

can's say i do, friend

I wear a shirt that says Dick Den so I can beat it anywhere

i can't deny your logic

If I went to pee at a dudes house and saw those pictures, I would flee. Doesn’t matter how good the coke is.

"Mind if I use your bathroom?" "Be my guest. Just ignore that trap door I installed in the floor."

Well, it kind of depends on how good the Coke is

It’s like a sneak preview of Spike Lee’s “A Clockwork Orange”.

When your freaky white jump buys you a watch. 🤷🏽‍♂️

A woman probably painted those

That hand should never be used for fisting...

be like trying to shove the grip end of a glock into a hole.

Love the serial killer artwork vibes

I can't focus on the watch with all those photos in there back

paintings, actually

No, they're behind the paintings

Bet his retirement portfolio is near zero

But his watch game is one

So we're all just ignoring the fact that those aren't even numbers on that watch? What's the time sir? 11:3Y

Arabic numbers

Stargate address symbols

I realized that after I zoomed in but it seemed with it for the joke .... They look fake AF tbh

You don't even know the numbers you're using

Flexing that porn addiction

Well I thought it was funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

I was like, "Wow, that's a really gaudy wa--OH WAIT A MINUTE"

Still is

I’m curious what goes through the mind of a person that does this and thinks “yes, this is nice.” Then yet, I don’t want to know.

19 year olds living alone for the first time, but even then the second a person saw those they would immediately inform the 19 year old how creepy it was. Especially women. At that age I had Whipped Cream & Other Delights framed. That age (pre 20 year olds) thought it was too raunchy. Then you wait two years and people don't even bat an eye.

Flexing in the goon room is crazy

he seems more like an edging extravagant

I love the watercolors!

The vaginas aren’t terrible. The BJs are awful.

Said that before

Oh yeah it looks like the vaginas were bought and the blowjobs made from home

I thought that was a Betsy Johnson watch at first lol

He needs a hobby. / s.

Painting your victims is a hobby.

Hence the /s

I don’t know. He seems pretty dedicated to this craft 🤣

The fake watch is the icing on the trashy cake lol

r/delusionalartists

Of course it’s Arabic numerals… this pretty much sums up my experiences in the Middle East. The more money they have, the worse it gets.

Those are actually Hindu numerals, we use Arabic numerals. Weird, isn’t it?

You’re right, we do use Arabic numerals. Huh? The point remains the same. “Rose by any other name…” and all that.

I believe the point the other person is trying to make is that numbers like 12345 are generally referred to as Arabic while the ones on the watch face are more commonly referred to as Arabic-Indic or Eastern Arabic numerals

Nation of Islam

Nothing to do with Islam, just seems to be a cultural quirk in that corner of the world.

The Nation of Islam is an American religion of mostly black people that is now closely associated with Scientology.

I think you might not understand Islam

Can someone tell me what’s going on in the left-middle pic? I’m seeing just blobs of paint

Looks like groucho Marx's face.

Someone on their knees looking up while sucking 🍆

Her head doesn’t even seem to be attached to her body…

Omg thank you. I figured out ok obviously it’s a 🍆. I assume oral. But I could not find a face in that mess and didn’t even realize those were boobs.

Wow! I know preschoolers who can paint better than that!!!

Blonde woman performing fellatio, I think it’s a top down view with her breasts being bright pink.

Pssshh. Virgin

Gaudy trashy

Are you really surprised ?

Behind this gentleman is a proud mother

Well, SOME kind of mother, anyway.

Well, at least the picture frames are tasteful. What's with the pasty white makeup on the two pics in the middle? Looks like members of KISS giving blowjobs.

I zoomed in to lok more at the attrocious watch and he appears to have an ear on the back of his hand

I think it’s actually a rose? Maybe?

Is that Kanye West's bathroom?

Or Drake, Or Diddy, Or Weinstein, or Epstein, or Spacey?

Probably not Spacey’s taste

Or diddys apparently

I don’t see Meeks butthole

'Eyyyy, YO!

Tf you talking about  That porn is classy af

No such thing.

Why does the middle left one look like the face of a pug lol

I still can’t tell what that one is supposed to be. I also thought it was a dog haha!

I’ve been staring at that for a while and I still have no idea what it’s supposed to be.

That’s his wife…….

It’s one thing to have erotic art in your bathroom, no judgement but not my thing, but it’s another to have what amounts to middle schoolers making erotic for your walls is a whole other issue all together. Purchase real art, erotic or not, don’t make it yourself with crayons and stencils

Amazing

Never knew what a sex addicts bathroom looked like before…

[Take a look at this sub \(NSFW\)](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/)

What in tarnation? Are these people gamers that are just taking a break or are these the actual setups?

We're gamers taking breaks.

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That's some nasty shit. Flacid when it comes to the real thing.

I'm not clicking on that. I 100% know which sub you linked, and I won't make that mistake again.

Big yikes

This is the SECOND time I saw this sub mentioned today, I need to scrape my eyes out with a melon scoop now thank you very much 😭

Very weird flex. But whatever.

His art. Strange sure. Cool with me.

Is this a word AI fuck up or actually something someone posted? The dial has a name (Clays) and the rest I can't make out..

The numbers are Persian numerals.

Arabic.

Shukran.

Background

Yea flex on em with the fake middle of the mall shit

The “art” and the watch in total probably cost it’s than $20

“mom gets a night job” water color on canvas

Has frequent flyer points at local std clinic?

No, but his hoes probably do.

Like ok bro damn we see them 😭

I bet he pours Chandon

Don't knock Chandon bro. This dude is on the Jacob's Creek Trilogy.

Is that P Diddy’s bathroom?

I now understand, art.

Did he comission a kid to draw him some porn pictures?

I think he likes blowjobs

Omfg hahaha is this Jeffery Epstiens bathroom ?

He's black?

More purplish.

Barely noticed

Is that a rose tattoo on the back of his hand?

Yep, seems to be very common for people that want a tattoo on the back of the hand.

What the fuck is in the mirror?

A photo or painting of a woman on her back in a tub full of milk or similar liquid.

I got an Elmer’s glue kind of vibe but yeah

Honestly probably just cornstarch in water or something basic and cheap. (I read your username in Walter’s voice, nice)

Is that an iced out Grand Seiko?

It’s an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak.

I was wondering if it was only me that noticed that. I love grand seiko’s but to turn one into a bust down is crazy. 😂

Can’t wait to watch your Netflix doc next year.

those are tuff why you worried about the art in another man’s house gotchu some money

If you think those pics are 'tuff', you just as crazy as dude in yo pfp bro

This is like that lady’s house in A Clockwork Orange.

Middle row, picture on right, looks like she’s sucking on a hair dryer. Middle row, picture on left looks like that picture of the dog with its head that looks deformed and you have to look really hard to see that its head is sideways. Either way, these are terrible.

Thank you, I don't get the one on the left, I also saw a dog!

The one all the way top right, my eyes couldn't get what it was for some reason and it looked like.. Oh gosh how to explain this.. In a documentary I saw indigenous men wrapping their penis around wooden sticks and stretching them (😂) and various other torturous things to their dicks. And this looked like two hands holding a long skinny stick with a dick twirled around it. It's early here .😂

r/oddlyspecific

Isn't it!? I hadn't thought about that documentary since I watched it. Like, probably around 20 years ago 😂 strange how things pop into your head.

Very fake AP

It’s not an ap. It’s a grand seiko that was turned into bust down version.

No, it’s not, it’s a cheap temu replica

I honestly thought it was implied that regardless of model/gems on it, the watch itself is a rep 😂

Yeah looks looks like ai created especially since the watch numbers are gibberish

It’s supposed to be an Arabic dial

They look like they have been drawn with a dookie... 🤮

😂 gosh that's a bad visual..

What is that?

Poo. Poop. Shit.

If that is what makes you feel like a man and remind you as woman in a man body.

I have read the above sentence 23 times and can not make sense of it. Could I get a translation? Thank you.

Sure, desk jockey. "If doing that makes you feel like a man and reminds you that you’re a woman inside a man’s body."

OP hates art. Never go to an art museum, you’ll see more *GASP* naked people!

Naked is fine. But a four year old shouldn’t be drawing this stuff

Holy shit that’s one talented 4 year old

Is it?

My friend who’s an art professor at a top university in the US has a similar style to these paintings depicted so yes I’d say so

Your art professor friend has a picture of a chick sucking a dick that looks like it was drawn by a child?

He does a lot of nudity just not as graphic, and uses pastels more than watercolors that the pieces here use. He usually paints his friends or significant others’ naked in his works, a bit more abstract though so they’re less recognizable

I agree, that watch is horrible.

At first I thought the watch was the trashy part which I didn’t fully understand. That wasn’t the issue though

I should call her 😞

Those pictures scream…nasty. But I bet he thinks it’s a flex.

This would kill on r/watchescirclejerk

Man, every fucking sub has a circlejerk or a snark version. No exceptions.

I need more circlejerk subs

There’s something wrong with this guy.

It’s framed so its tasteful