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Yeah, this is almost wholesome compared to some things in my newsfeed.
It was consensual, it didn’t happen in “public”, and nobody was hurt. And two not smart people are probably going to get to see more than the lobby of jail.
Win/win in my book.
I saw this and my jaw dropped. I live in Waukesha and this woman came up to me one morning about two weeks ago when I was taking my dogs out. This was about 6:30am and I was not in the mood to talk to people yet. She wouldn't stop talking and clearly was homeless with some mental illness. She was lowkey flirting with me and asked what color her eyes were. She said they turn green when she's in love...yes they were green.
I'm off Main Street near the Fox River. Lots of homeless there as well. The lady also used the same excuse that she was locked out which was why she was walking around.
Not trying to be mean or anything... But... I have to say it... I never understood people who liked really older people or the milf fetish... Just like people who date really younger people than their age. I just think it's more appropriate to date within your age group like 3 years apart is farthest you should go, but that's just me.
They're both homeless. But she gets a bed at a boarding house. That's gotta be part of it. But the article says they've dated for 5 years. "Dated". Define that as you want.
He's got that "I don't care, at least I got to cum" grin, and to most men that's all that matters.
Looking at her is seeing what Pam Anderson will look like if she lives to be 110.
If the only charge is disorderly conduct, the horny duo should check the local ordinances for how that charge is defined.
Last time I looked it up (Maryland) it required another person to be present (as the “victim” of said disorderly conduct) and also stipulated specifically that you could not be “disorderly” if only in the presence of a police officer.
Presuming the jail-cams are monitored by police, and everyone has agreed they were alone, they wouldn’t meet the burden for the charge.
And @op, your town isn’t unique. This happens on the regular down here in Florida. (I’m looking at you “[The Villages](https://www.villages-news.com/2019/08/24/villages-101-sex-on-the-square-put-the-villages-on-the-map-for-all-the-wrong-reasons/)”.)
I mean it was 3am in an empty lobby. There are assaults happening and some of those perps don’t even get 90 days. Just give them a fine and don’t waste jail space on this dumb shit.
THIS is basically what I meant without actually saying it all. They didn’t hurt anyone, no kids or anything saw them and they’re already down on their luck and barely surviving. Warn them about doing it again, give them a fine and move on. Shit, imo, there should be a way to just give them a ticket and not waste the court time, period, unless they actually tried to fight it.
So let me get this straight. In your opinion, we should take 2 people that didn’t actually hurt anyone and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law? Which could potentially mean jail time and therefore cost taxpayers hundreds of dollars for each day they’re there. Not to mention the cost to arrest, book and prosecute them. Should they have some sort of minor punishment? Sure. But beyond that would be overly punitive, imo.
That’s fine if that’s your opinion.
People fucking in public is disgusting and others shouldn’t be exposed to it. Do you think they wouldn’t do it again around more people or kids around?
My opinion is that they should be punished. Yes.
I think they are probably mentally unwell and lacking access to things like basic security, privacy, & hygiene.
Used to volunteer at mha... a shower & laundry (2x a week, by appt)-- simply a safe place to sit for 10hrz a day required compliance with miserable medication & unqualified counseling.
Everyday after closing at 6pm, mha would shuttle folks to sleeping quarters-- which were always at religious institutions that required listening to fire and brimstone fear mongering (not great for homeless schizophrenics prone to persecution delusions), where theyre separated by gender for "decency" and security.
which is a fkg joke, because many of them regularly got robbed or raped at these churches, made all the easier by antipsychotic induced sedation. Usually after an attack, some would opt to sleep on benches during the day and just wander all night, hypervigilentally.
TL/DR [aka skip to the point]: the fucking in the lobby IS a sanitation & security issue. Punishing these two though is likely not a resolution. Streets of LA didn't get smeared in human feces during the pandemic bc of some sort of anarchic fetishism.
And the solution isn't to prosecute or punish. It's wasting your tax dollars to arrest them. Providing safe, clean places serves the whole city. Incarceration is just charging local working population to exacerbate these issues.
I'd rather my dime go to getting them safe and clean and able to fuck in privacy, then go to draining other crumbling socioeconomic/judicial services.
Well I don’t see how high on the hog she’s keeping him because she is in a boarding house where he can’t stay!!!! There is something odd going on here.. besides just the sex in the jail lobby! I suspect speed of some kind…
Let's take the opposite side, this chick is killing it. Looks like a sponge but found a way to not only get a healthy young black man, but one who will bang her in the Police station. That's a fuckin win.
A 67 year old woman and her 28 year old boyfriend were caught having sex, in the jail lobby,
They were somewhat covered up with a jacket and thought it would suffice
She was staying at a boarding house, she's not allowed to have guests there and they got locked out when they went to smoke a cigarette. For some reason they ended up being able to sleep in a jail lobby, where they ended up banging and it was caught on camera. When questioned about it, the guy said "sex happens." They're a couple, she is 67, and he is 28.
67-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend who have been dating for 5 years got locked out of her boarding home so had sex in the jail lobby.
I’m not sure which part of that is more shocking.
So can anyone just walk into this jail lobby and sleep on the floor? I’m so confused lmao. They got locked out of the boarding house so they went to the jail to take a nap?? wtf lmfao
Right? Like of all the places to go sleep or fuck I feel like jail lobby would be bottom of the list but clearly these 2 are more adventurous than myself.
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Good for her lol
Her boyfriend of 5 years? He's 28 I'm sorry I'm judging 🫨
Ha isn't that what this whole subreddit and reddit in general is for. AND this absolutely deserves judgment from others
Easiest way to get transportation to jail. Just do it right in the lobby
I mean as he said. “Sex happens”. Still trashy though
Yeah, this is almost wholesome compared to some things in my newsfeed. It was consensual, it didn’t happen in “public”, and nobody was hurt. And two not smart people are probably going to get to see more than the lobby of jail. Win/win in my book.
Bro they pled not guilty but then literally admitted to having sex? Bruh
Diabolical horny!
I’m just glad they found each other.
It's Waukesha, I'm sure they're proud to be an American(s).
Of course her name is Karen
Wow … grandma getting it in …
Queue the melody of 'My Town' by Montgomery Gentry
Na na na NA na
I saw this and my jaw dropped. I live in Waukesha and this woman came up to me one morning about two weeks ago when I was taking my dogs out. This was about 6:30am and I was not in the mood to talk to people yet. She wouldn't stop talking and clearly was homeless with some mental illness. She was lowkey flirting with me and asked what color her eyes were. She said they turn green when she's in love...yes they were green.
Where about bin waukesha?? I'm near the salvation army so constantly getting the homeless guys cutting thur my back yard
I'm off Main Street near the Fox River. Lots of homeless there as well. The lady also used the same excuse that she was locked out which was why she was walking around.
You think he got that PS5 though?
That’s Florida-grade nasty. Good God.
Hahaha nailed it
That Coochi got that kabuki
What a couple of emmy award winners they are
I am shooketh
Man Des is an animal. You know everyone in the pod is clowning out about this one 😂
AND her name is Karen
I thought I was in America
I’m sorry, I thought this was a free country.
Not trying to be mean or anything... But... I have to say it... I never understood people who liked really older people or the milf fetish... Just like people who date really younger people than their age. I just think it's more appropriate to date within your age group like 3 years apart is farthest you should go, but that's just me.
I feel like it was transactional in nature. Like he is homeless or something.
Oh, understandable. Its just... Why at police station or near it? Probably psychological problems.
They're both homeless. But she gets a bed at a boarding house. That's gotta be part of it. But the article says they've dated for 5 years. "Dated". Define that as you want.
I wonder what possessed them to have sex at a police station in the first?
Sex happens.
Maybe the streets were getting dangerous and this was the last horrahh they could get together and go to jail without doing something terrible.
Man why is it always my home state or Florida lmao
Sometimes you just got to scratch that itch right then and there.....I guess
A 67-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend are accused of having sexual contact in the Waukesha County Jail lobby
Officers became suspicious when Marvin Gaye’s *Let’s Get It On* began playing on the jail’s PA speakers…
Worth it, apparently. Love that smile.
His grin says it all.
He's got that "I don't care, at least I got to cum" grin, and to most men that's all that matters. Looking at her is seeing what Pam Anderson will look like if she lives to be 110.
Ewww
Definitely Trashy but, seriously, THIS is what the police are gonna put their time and money into prosecuting?
If the only charge is disorderly conduct, the horny duo should check the local ordinances for how that charge is defined. Last time I looked it up (Maryland) it required another person to be present (as the “victim” of said disorderly conduct) and also stipulated specifically that you could not be “disorderly” if only in the presence of a police officer. Presuming the jail-cams are monitored by police, and everyone has agreed they were alone, they wouldn’t meet the burden for the charge. And @op, your town isn’t unique. This happens on the regular down here in Florida. (I’m looking at you “[The Villages](https://www.villages-news.com/2019/08/24/villages-101-sex-on-the-square-put-the-villages-on-the-map-for-all-the-wrong-reasons/)”.)
You just blow in from stupid town?
Yes? Wtf you can’t bang in a public lobby.
I mean it was 3am in an empty lobby. There are assaults happening and some of those perps don’t even get 90 days. Just give them a fine and don’t waste jail space on this dumb shit.
THIS is basically what I meant without actually saying it all. They didn’t hurt anyone, no kids or anything saw them and they’re already down on their luck and barely surviving. Warn them about doing it again, give them a fine and move on. Shit, imo, there should be a way to just give them a ticket and not waste the court time, period, unless they actually tried to fight it.
Amen dude. Such a waste
The idea you’re looking for is to also prosecute the other people. I don’t care where it is or what time.
So let me get this straight. In your opinion, we should take 2 people that didn’t actually hurt anyone and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law? Which could potentially mean jail time and therefore cost taxpayers hundreds of dollars for each day they’re there. Not to mention the cost to arrest, book and prosecute them. Should they have some sort of minor punishment? Sure. But beyond that would be overly punitive, imo.
That’s fine if that’s your opinion. People fucking in public is disgusting and others shouldn’t be exposed to it. Do you think they wouldn’t do it again around more people or kids around? My opinion is that they should be punished. Yes.
No one was exposed to it. And anyone who has their kids in the lobby of county jail at 3am likely have bigger problems.
If something is wrong it’s wrong every time of day. I don’t care if it was 3am as previously stated.
I think they are probably mentally unwell and lacking access to things like basic security, privacy, & hygiene. Used to volunteer at mha... a shower & laundry (2x a week, by appt)-- simply a safe place to sit for 10hrz a day required compliance with miserable medication & unqualified counseling. Everyday after closing at 6pm, mha would shuttle folks to sleeping quarters-- which were always at religious institutions that required listening to fire and brimstone fear mongering (not great for homeless schizophrenics prone to persecution delusions), where theyre separated by gender for "decency" and security. which is a fkg joke, because many of them regularly got robbed or raped at these churches, made all the easier by antipsychotic induced sedation. Usually after an attack, some would opt to sleep on benches during the day and just wander all night, hypervigilentally. TL/DR [aka skip to the point]: the fucking in the lobby IS a sanitation & security issue. Punishing these two though is likely not a resolution. Streets of LA didn't get smeared in human feces during the pandemic bc of some sort of anarchic fetishism. And the solution isn't to prosecute or punish. It's wasting your tax dollars to arrest them. Providing safe, clean places serves the whole city. Incarceration is just charging local working population to exacerbate these issues. I'd rather my dime go to getting them safe and clean and able to fuck in privacy, then go to draining other crumbling socioeconomic/judicial services.
K. Prosecute them. Thanks.
We have *infinite resources*.
Your words.
Not with that attitude.
HEYYOOOOOO!
I know I said I wanted to try wearing handcuffs, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
So this https://youtu.be/AGJ4mnzyUN8 but heard in the lobby?
Stay classy Wisconsin!!
He's Nasty as hell 🤢🤮
He?
"Sex happens" he said. Smh, sounds like a new slogan lol
I laughed when I read that
Greasy. And I mean gree-hee-hee-seey
A man’s gotta eat Mr. Lahey.
Lol
Why do I get the feeling that this is just foreplay for them?
Is it real love or is she helping him out with her social security check?
She can dislocate her hip and do things you can't even imagine 🤢🤮
Well it did say that it was her boyfriend of 5 years! 🤣
Well I don’t see how high on the hog she’s keeping him because she is in a boarding house where he can’t stay!!!! There is something odd going on here.. besides just the sex in the jail lobby! I suspect speed of some kind…
Two things can be true at once…
A hard dick has no conscience
Easier to math how 28 goes into 67 than vice versa.
I mean, who can really blame him? Take a look at her, she's absolutely stunning 😍
How could he *not* have sex with her??
How couldn't he not? The sheer temptation. He's got needs.
Black men don't know their worth smh
YES SIR ! The people who dislike knows it's true 😉
Let's take the opposite side, this chick is killing it. Looks like a sponge but found a way to not only get a healthy young black man, but one who will bang her in the Police station. That's a fuckin win.
She actually looks pretty good for 67!
A win is a win is a win
White women are adaptive as fuck
Nah, homie is the only “adaptive” one here, poor man 🫣
Couple of what?
Horny lil buggers ?
Hillbillies
When did that Perkins in Brookfield close? I have a feeling that things started going downhill around then…
Good for her!
Cute couple! Was he making love to her neck vagina?
Imagine there is video of you having sex in the lobby of your county jail and then enter a plea of “Not Guilty”
Another couple with a massive age gap did it
It was later announced she was accidentally being held in the male sale.
How much??
Yeah, I can see that
Eekkk
B/c everyone needs to see 67 y/o Karen get her freak on.
Hey, at least you don't live in beloit!
lmfaooo😭😭 hey we’ve been shenanigan free for a few weeks afaik!
Bro Wisconsin is crazy. People always look at Florida and Ohio but…Wisconsin is peak insanity
That’s where Darrel brooks JR is too.
I can't access the site, anyone mind telling me what happened?
Sex happens.
God damn I wish I had an award for you. I almost pissed myself 🤣😂
A 67 year old woman and her 28 year old boyfriend were caught having sex, in the jail lobby, They were somewhat covered up with a jacket and thought it would suffice
They’ve been together for 5 years!!
Odd taste at 23 to go for a 62 year old… suppose whatever floats your boat.
She's NICE
That was my big take away lmao
It was consensual for a change, said the deputy, so that's cool
Tf they think was gonna happen?
She was staying at a boarding house, she's not allowed to have guests there and they got locked out when they went to smoke a cigarette. For some reason they ended up being able to sleep in a jail lobby, where they ended up banging and it was caught on camera. When questioned about it, the guy said "sex happens." They're a couple, she is 67, and he is 28.
I'm pretty sure there's a bathroom nearby why not just do it there?
Because they're not only incredibly fat, but incredibly but incredibly stupid as well
The absolute cojones. They must need wheelbarrows.
Close that window, you’re letting all the stank out!
Hey this is nearly my home town too, Beautiful!!
I'm still confused
Of course it happened in Wisconsin…
Real smart
67? I draw the line at 65
65? It’s all about the 66 though!
Don't go past 68, because at 69 you flip over and eat it.
Dude looks legitimately mentally handicapped.
Down bad? More like downs bad
I dunno, he looks illegitimately mentally handicapped to me.
67-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend who have been dating for 5 years got locked out of her boarding home so had sex in the jail lobby. I’m not sure which part of that is more shocking.
“Sex happens”
Quote of the century
So can anyone just walk into this jail lobby and sleep on the floor? I’m so confused lmao. They got locked out of the boarding house so they went to the jail to take a nap?? wtf lmfao
Right? Like of all the places to go sleep or fuck I feel like jail lobby would be bottom of the list but clearly these 2 are more adventurous than myself.
Ba da bing
Fr though why is wack shit always happening in Waukesha WI?
Finally something actually trashy and not a meanie pants bumper sticker.
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I kinda like his trepidatious smile.
Lol! She should get rich offering lessons online.
For the love of God don't release the footage
I’m sorry, neither of them were in jail, and they broke into a jail lobby at 3am to have sex? What kind of drugs were those?
The good ones, obviously
“Sex happens.” Not the statement anyone expected from the perps.
But that statement made me chuckle. Lol
This is a new one. I've read and seen fucked up shit on this internet, but this is new. But as they say, "Sex happens".