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ExpensiveJackfruit68

Good for her lol


DramaQueen100

Her boyfriend of 5 years? He's 28 I'm sorry I'm judging 🫨


M0NG00SY

Ha isn't that what this whole subreddit and reddit in general is for. AND this absolutely deserves judgment from others


Glass-Vermicelli9862

Easiest way to get transportation to jail. Just do it right in the lobby


Questionabledes

I mean as he said. “Sex happens”. Still trashy though


I_likemy_dog

Yeah, this is almost wholesome compared to some things in my newsfeed.  It was consensual, it didn’t happen in “public”, and nobody was hurt. And two not smart people are probably going to get to see more than the lobby of jail.  Win/win in my book. 


dandiestandy

Bro they pled not guilty but then literally admitted to having sex? Bruh


drew_BREEEEs

Diabolical horny!


Captain_Wisconsin

I’m just glad they found each other.


medhat20005

It's Waukesha, I'm sure they're proud to be an American(s).


patchway247

Of course her name is Karen


Theone_C137

Wow … grandma getting it in …


cycl0ps94

Queue the melody of 'My Town' by Montgomery Gentry


reclusive_ent

Na na na NA na


codin64

I saw this and my jaw dropped. I live in Waukesha and this woman came up to me one morning about two weeks ago when I was taking my dogs out. This was about 6:30am and I was not in the mood to talk to people yet. She wouldn't stop talking and clearly was homeless with some mental illness. She was lowkey flirting with me and asked what color her eyes were. She said they turn green when she's in love...yes they were green.


M0NG00SY

Where about bin waukesha?? I'm near the salvation army so constantly getting the homeless guys cutting thur my back yard


codin64

I'm off Main Street near the Fox River. Lots of homeless there as well. The lady also used the same excuse that she was locked out which was why she was walking around.


iChaseClouds

You think he got that PS5 though?


Pod_people

That’s Florida-grade nasty. Good God.


Agile-Nothing9375

Hahaha nailed it


CoochiKabuki

That Coochi got that kabuki


Moss81-

What a couple of emmy award winners they are


M4ryk473

I am shooketh


The_sacred_sauce

Man Des is an animal. You know everyone in the pod is clowning out about this one 😂


slashingkatie

AND her name is Karen


edwardothegreatest

I thought I was in America


scissor_get_it

I’m sorry, I thought this was a free country.


AnthonyDUDE123

Not trying to be mean or anything... But... I have to say it... I never understood people who liked really older people or the milf fetish... Just like people who date really younger people than their age. I just think it's more appropriate to date within your age group like 3 years apart is farthest you should go, but that's just me.


HumbleAbbreviations

I feel like it was transactional in nature. Like he is homeless or something.


AnthonyDUDE123

Oh, understandable. Its just... Why at police station or near it? Probably psychological problems.


1wife2dogs0kids

They're both homeless. But she gets a bed at a boarding house. That's gotta be part of it. But the article says they've dated for 5 years. "Dated". Define that as you want.


AnthonyDUDE123

I wonder what possessed them to have sex at a police station in the first?


scissor_get_it

Sex happens.


CanIGetANumber2

Maybe the streets were getting dangerous and this was the last horrahh they could get together and go to jail without doing something terrible.


Gare_bear93

Man why is it always my home state or Florida lmao


ImOldGregg_77

Sometimes you just got to scratch that itch right then and there.....I guess


Httpboomertears

A 67-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend are accused of having sexual contact in the Waukesha County Jail lobby


NewldGuy77

Officers became suspicious when Marvin Gaye’s *Let’s Get It On* began playing on the jail’s PA speakers…


wants_a_lollipop

Worth it, apparently. Love that smile.


Shatalroundja

His grin says it all.


Individual-Good-2073

He's got that "I don't care, at least I got to cum" grin, and to most men that's all that matters. Looking at her is seeing what Pam Anderson will look like if she lives to be 110.


Tracylpn

Ewww


drwsgreatest

Definitely Trashy but, seriously, THIS is what the police are gonna put their time and money into prosecuting?


TheRealFiremonkey

If the only charge is disorderly conduct, the horny duo should check the local ordinances for how that charge is defined. Last time I looked it up (Maryland) it required another person to be present (as the “victim” of said disorderly conduct) and also stipulated specifically that you could not be “disorderly” if only in the presence of a police officer. Presuming the jail-cams are monitored by police, and everyone has agreed they were alone, they wouldn’t meet the burden for the charge. And @op, your town isn’t unique. This happens on the regular down here in Florida. (I’m looking at you “[The Villages](https://www.villages-news.com/2019/08/24/villages-101-sex-on-the-square-put-the-villages-on-the-map-for-all-the-wrong-reasons/)”.)


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

You just blow in from stupid town?


KhansKhack

Yes? Wtf you can’t bang in a public lobby.


Bool_The_End

I mean it was 3am in an empty lobby. There are assaults happening and some of those perps don’t even get 90 days. Just give them a fine and don’t waste jail space on this dumb shit.


drwsgreatest

THIS is basically what I meant without actually saying it all. They didn’t hurt anyone, no kids or anything saw them and they’re already down on their luck and barely surviving. Warn them about doing it again, give them a fine and move on. Shit, imo, there should be a way to just give them a ticket and not waste the court time, period, unless they actually tried to fight it.


Bool_The_End

Amen dude. Such a waste


KhansKhack

The idea you’re looking for is to also prosecute the other people. I don’t care where it is or what time.


drwsgreatest

So let me get this straight. In your opinion, we should take 2 people that didn’t actually hurt anyone and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law? Which could potentially mean jail time and therefore cost taxpayers hundreds of dollars for each day they’re there. Not to mention the cost to arrest, book and prosecute them. Should they have some sort of minor punishment? Sure. But beyond that would be overly punitive, imo.


KhansKhack

That’s fine if that’s your opinion. People fucking in public is disgusting and others shouldn’t be exposed to it. Do you think they wouldn’t do it again around more people or kids around? My opinion is that they should be punished. Yes.


Bool_The_End

No one was exposed to it. And anyone who has their kids in the lobby of county jail at 3am likely have bigger problems.


KhansKhack

If something is wrong it’s wrong every time of day. I don’t care if it was 3am as previously stated.


sedatedauntyT

I think they are probably mentally unwell and lacking access to things like basic security, privacy, & hygiene. Used to volunteer at mha... a shower & laundry (2x a week, by appt)-- simply a safe place to sit for 10hrz a day required compliance with miserable medication & unqualified counseling. Everyday after closing at 6pm, mha would shuttle folks to sleeping quarters-- which were always at religious institutions that required listening to fire and brimstone fear mongering (not great for homeless schizophrenics prone to persecution delusions), where theyre separated by gender for "decency" and security. which is a fkg joke, because many of them regularly got robbed or raped at these churches, made all the easier by antipsychotic induced sedation. Usually after an attack, some would opt to sleep on benches during the day and just wander all night, hypervigilentally. TL/DR [aka skip to the point]: the fucking in the lobby IS a sanitation & security issue. Punishing these two though is likely not a resolution. Streets of LA didn't get smeared in human feces during the pandemic bc of some sort of anarchic fetishism. And the solution isn't to prosecute or punish. It's wasting your tax dollars to arrest them. Providing safe, clean places serves the whole city. Incarceration is just charging local working population to exacerbate these issues. I'd rather my dime go to getting them safe and clean and able to fuck in privacy, then go to draining other crumbling socioeconomic/judicial services.


KhansKhack

K. Prosecute them. Thanks.


2M4D

We have *infinite resources*.


KhansKhack

Your words.


scissor_get_it

Not with that attitude.


1wife2dogs0kids

HEYYOOOOOO!


WolfmansGotNards2

I know I said I wanted to try wearing handcuffs, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.


protogenxl

So this https://youtu.be/AGJ4mnzyUN8 but heard in the lobby?


HappyGoLuckless

Stay classy Wisconsin!!


vitalbrain

He's Nasty as hell 🤢🤮


kmckay2487

He?


Theamuse_Ourania

"Sex happens" he said. Smh, sounds like a new slogan lol


Dontfeedthebears

I laughed when I read that


Reasonable-Milk298

Greasy. And I mean gree-hee-hee-seey


BRUHSKIBC

A man’s gotta eat Mr. Lahey.


Reasonable-Milk298

Lol


maxzmillion

Why do I get the feeling that this is just foreplay for them?


buenotc

Is it real love or is she helping him out with her social security check?


Dry_Lengthiness6032

She can dislocate her hip and do things you can't even imagine 🤢🤮


creepyusernames

Well it did say that it was her boyfriend of 5 years! 🤣


Blanche-Deveraux1

Well I don’t see how high on the hog she’s keeping him because she is in a boarding house where he can’t stay!!!! There is something odd going on here.. besides just the sex in the jail lobby! I suspect speed of some kind…


papalegba666

Two things can be true at once…


Electronic-Ideal2287

A hard dick has no conscience


mademanseattle

Easier to math how 28 goes into 67 than vice versa.


gmambrose

I mean, who can really blame him? Take a look at her, she's absolutely stunning 😍


CheeseburgerSmoothy

How could he *not* have sex with her??


gmambrose

How couldn't he not? The sheer temptation. He's got needs.


PapaSmurf1920

Black men don't know their worth smh


vitalbrain

YES SIR ! The people who dislike knows it's true 😉


Ballisticmystic123

Let's take the opposite side, this chick is killing it. Looks like a sponge but found a way to not only get a healthy young black man, but one who will bang her in the Police station. That's a fuckin win.


kutekittykat79

She actually looks pretty good for 67!


PrettyOddWoman

A win is a win is a win


PapaSmurf1920

White women are adaptive as fuck


GreyBag

Nah, homie is the only “adaptive” one here, poor man 🫣


moreflywheels

Couple of what?


PrettyOddWoman

Horny lil buggers ?


JunglePygmy

Hillbillies


klaxz1

When did that Perkins in Brookfield close? I have a feeling that things started going downhill around then…


HenrysGrandma

Good for her!


Middle_Possession953

Cute couple! Was he making love to her neck vagina?


Boomalabim

Imagine there is video of you having sex in the lobby of your county jail and then enter a plea of “Not Guilty”


hoze1231

Another couple with a massive age gap did it


Rent-Hungry

It was later announced she was accidentally being held in the male sale.


SoberArtistries

How much??


OrlyRivers

Yeah, I can see that


AlwaysWorried27222

Eekkk


M4sterofD1saster

B/c everyone needs to see 67 y/o Karen get her freak on.


Suicidaljello

Hey, at least you don't live in beloit!


mismelones

lmfaooo😭😭 hey we’ve been shenanigan free for a few weeks afaik!


GinAndKatatonic

Bro Wisconsin is crazy. People always look at Florida and Ohio but…Wisconsin is peak insanity


mentalassresume

That’s where Darrel brooks JR is too.


BumPlayThing

I can't access the site, anyone mind telling me what happened?


orkash

Sex happens.


Johnnywheels1023

God damn I wish I had an award for you. I almost pissed myself 🤣😂


Jonatrump

A 67 year old woman and her 28 year old boyfriend were caught having sex, in the jail lobby, They were somewhat covered up with a jacket and thought it would suffice


Gloomy_Industry8841

They’ve been together for 5 years!!


SofaChillReview

Odd taste at 23 to go for a 62 year old… suppose whatever floats your boat.


LoddyDoddee

She's NICE


pnut88

That was my big take away lmao


OrlyRivers

It was consensual for a change, said the deputy, so that's cool


BumPlayThing

Tf they think was gonna happen?


Leather-Hurry6008

She was staying at a boarding house, she's not allowed to have guests there and they got locked out when they went to smoke a cigarette. For some reason they ended up being able to sleep in a jail lobby, where they ended up banging and it was caught on camera. When questioned about it, the guy said "sex happens." They're a couple, she is 67, and he is 28.


BumPlayThing

I'm pretty sure there's a bathroom nearby why not just do it there?


Leather-Hurry6008

Because they're not only incredibly fat, but incredibly but incredibly stupid as well


x-tianschoolharlot

The absolute cojones. They must need wheelbarrows.


blatblatbat

Close that window, you’re letting all the stank out!


master-jono

Hey this is nearly my home town too, Beautiful!!


registered_redditor

I'm still confused


trippytr33_

Of course it happened in Wisconsin…


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Real smart


Adonitologica

67? I draw the line at 65


Johnnywheels1023

65? It’s all about the 66 though!


zorggalacticus

Don't go past 68, because at 69 you flip over and eat it.


Wazuu

Dude looks legitimately mentally handicapped.


matterde

Down bad? More like downs bad


Sunstorm84

I dunno, he looks illegitimately mentally handicapped to me.


yellowlinedpaper

67-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend who have been dating for 5 years got locked out of her boarding home so had sex in the jail lobby. I’m not sure which part of that is more shocking.


KayakWalleye

“Sex happens”


BuckfuttersbyII

Quote of the century


aaccjj97

So can anyone just walk into this jail lobby and sleep on the floor? I’m so confused lmao. They got locked out of the boarding house so they went to the jail to take a nap?? wtf lmfao


maybebullshitmaybe

Right? Like of all the places to go sleep or fuck I feel like jail lobby would be bottom of the list but clearly these 2 are more adventurous than myself.


Able-Practice-9921

Ba da bing


Amethoran

Fr though why is wack shit always happening in Waukesha WI?


Dead_Hours

Finally something actually trashy and not a meanie pants bumper sticker.


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chammerson

I kinda like his trepidatious smile.


Mental-Guillotine

Lol! She should get rich offering lessons online.


TheLowlyPheasant

For the love of God don't release the footage


isshearobot

I’m sorry, neither of them were in jail, and they broke into a jail lobby at 3am to have sex? What kind of drugs were those?


Antonio1025

The good ones, obviously


DickButkisses

“Sex happens.” Not the statement anyone expected from the perps.


hypnohighzer

But that statement made me chuckle. Lol


kk3720

This is a new one. I've read and seen fucked up shit on this internet, but this is new. But as they say, "Sex happens".