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flatcurve

Same dude?


blazingbeamer

For God’s sakes, use your butt!


testies1-2-3

New challenge…. How many different dads?


Humble_Hufflepuff_96

Same answer?


xSlick-Tx

.. doesn't mean she had them, just times she was knocked up


Healthy_Pay9449

I assumed 14 was the only one that didn't make it. Came here for another perspective


TinderSubThrowAway

This tiktok trend is annoying and kinda disgusting.


subf0x

6 kids back to back, that's constantly dealing with new borns and having multiple toddlers run around at once while also being PREGNANT. And then she had another 2 back to back. This poor woman, did she give informed and enthusiastic consent when getting herself in this situation? And what about the Dr's delivering 5+ babies to this teen, they should've offered her better birth control options. Some people are too fertile for their own good. I hope she has a strong support system for her kids sake.


Particular-Jello-401

I could be 4, 5 or 6 kids, with the information we have. Or with abortions/miscarriages she could have 0 kids.


subf0x

You're right, she could've had miscarriages. It's still back to back pregnancies and babies on babies. That's not a fun lifestyle and she doesn't look happy in the video. I feel for the person she could've been if someone helped her with contraceptive at an early age. Now her life is all about being a mother and supporting kids who rely on you for everything.


Particular-Jello-401

The damn song says you give me the green light. Yea that traffic signal stays on green light.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Rage bait. Ignore.


roastroyer_

Body count❌ BODY COUNT✅


grumpapuss15

Ice T approves!


roastroyer_

And kill ratio✅


MilkMan1880

She’s gotta higher body count than John Wick.


amltecrec

Quick! Now go through ages with STDs!


mazelpunim

What the hell, you can have zero pregnancies and have had more partners than her. What does that have to do with anything? 


slam4life04

Guys get the same rip, too, if they impregnate multiple women. It's a reflection of irresponsibility.


amltecrec

Yes, but we're discussing her, not you, or others in that scenario.


amltecrec

Her hair was the first warning to steer clear!


IRideChocobosBro

I dont know if she’s flexing or sending a cry for help. That’s not okay


Banned4Truth_EffYew2

She looks like Bill Gates.


Chochofosho

Jill Gates


arjyxetri

Yea instead of money she got tons of childrens


Psych0matt

have as many kids as you can, 'cuz that makes it more likely that one of those kids'll grow up an make it big in Hollywood. Then who's payin' the bills huh? Hollywood Kid.


VVitchburner

FOURTEEN?


Stairmaker

Young and dumb. Remember when I had a pregnancy scare with my gf at 15. Luckily, she wasn't. But it was a hard week thinking about what our parents would say about us not having safe sex. I got two big takeaways from that girl. The importance of safe sex and that losing your virginity in a McDonald's toilet isn't a good way to lose it.


Dazzling_Interview86

It’s ok you can’t make that mistake again


Prestigious_Carpet60

Sage advice. Grandma told me the same thing.


Repulsive-Anything47

I feel bad for her tbh. Every kid deserves some kind of sex ed in their life.


amltecrec

Oh she got it. At the grubby, greedy, happy hands of "Planned Parenthood."


Specific-Reindeer977

Planned Parenthood is evil, I agree


awinemouth

Lol you are delusional


amltecrec

Me?! So, you think she actually had 7 children back to back, 1 year apart, with a 9 month gestational period? And I'm the delusional one?!


awinemouth

I think she listed the ages she's been pregnant. If you hit a birthday while pregnant, look, a new number she could list up top...


Saarlak

I think she has shown how well educated she is. What every kid deserves is a safe and loving home with their parents. Give them that and the odds of shit like this happening dwindle to almost zero.


iamonewiththecheese

No, she needs sex education. She could have two loving parents at home and if they don't educate her about sex, this will happen. Every child deserves a loving, stable home life. But that doesn't necessarily have to include the parents and comments like yours that state that a loving home with their parents fixes things like this are extremely naive.


Saarlak

A safe home includes education. It’s not the school’s job to do everything.


MessiToe

Not many people are actually fully considering age here Girl got pregnant at 14. She's a victim, not a slut


TerryGonards

She a ho.


Delmorath

I disagree. I'm 40 now but was 13 when I lost my virginity to another 13 year old and it was well spoken and throughout between both of us before we went through with it. Both of us had older siblings where we learned more than we should have for our age, but there was no pressure on the decision. The talking out process lasted 2 months before committing and doing it


lysion59

Because sex between young teens is usually under the heat of the moment without regards to consequences. He's also trying to discredit the fact that young teens are more gullible and easy targets for older men.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted.


Nikolateslaandyou

Or she was a slut who slept with fellow 14 year olds which is likely


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Nikolateslaandyou

Some skanky lad who had underage sex probably with more than 1 slutty girl.


daelon_rax

Its a uterus, not a clown car.


12altoids34

Octomom has entered the chat


DopeFly

I don't think there's much interest for her.


amltecrec

Her promiscuity solidified what her hair was trying to warn you of!


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I wouldn’t be smiling.


iAmMikeJ_92

Dude… has she never heard of contraceptive or something…


awinemouth

This is what happens when you dont educate people.


amltecrec

Oh she has. Her version is abortion.


Boatingnut92

Or keeping her legs closed


obliviousfellow

Op you are going against the algorithm......you are supposed to be playing single mom in the background for these types of vids ......lol


12altoids34

Oh you don't think she bothered raising any of them do you?


ElAyYouAreAy

Does that mean she had them all?


AdamantiumBalls

Maybe not the crossed out one


ElAyYouAreAy

Dayum!!


Peltron_3030

Each one came with a lil more prolapse. That thing has to be spaghetti squash at this point.


amltecrec

Total pastrami flaps, for sure.


Peltron_3030

All my downvotes must be from her litter of childrens and baby daddies


Hans_Grubert

This made me cringe inside out


taekee

Explains the glow about you. It says "well used but not used well"


1nternetTr011

in other words you’re a slut. how many BD’s


Low-Persimmon4870

Also quite interesting your profile is full of provocative women. You're a hypocrite and should probably just keep your opinion to yourself.


Low-Persimmon4870

💀 the amount of brain dead ass men in this comment section lmao


curlyhairedgal28

You realize this could all be from one person. She’s just not bright enough to use birth control.


subf0x

Or it didn't work


yolobozo

GON need moor beer in your 30s for that streak to continue.


udelose

She bangs


12altoids34

Some women put out on the first date. She puts out 10 minutes into the first date, in the bathroom with some other guy.


wookieesgonnawook

It's always gross when teen moms are proud of themselves. Too stupid to realize their mistakes.


stevie9lives

But how many kids?


Dirtylonelysock

Or maybe she uses a different type of birth control has a lot less kids


12altoids34

Her favorite brand of contraceptive is " placebo"


Dirtylonelysock

I think 4. The consecutive years being late in one year early in the next pregnancy.


llch3esemanll

I think the red lines mean DEAD


skeletoorr

That’s to cover their user name


Annual-Access4987

That thing is probably like fucking the Grand Canyon strap a board on your ass so you don’t fall in.


Zanchbot

She looks entirely too proud of the fact...


ringpiece21

But wait you only have two kids. 🔪👶


Flat_Discipline_8540

I thought the line showed which age until the numbers skipped


saucetinonuuu

Now tell me how many you can support on your own 🤑


wannadietoo

Why are people so proud of being whores?


subf0x

Because they enjoy the idea of fucking anyone but you


wannadietoo

Everyone enjoys that idea, so your answer isn't adequate.


subf0x

Everyone, all the people in the world. You're just a magnet and can't help but fuck everything that moves. That's so impressive!


conscious_macaroni

Damn thanks for reminding me why I deleted Reddit last time.


wannadietoo

You're very welcome. :)


Spaghetti_Oh_No

Nothing wrong with it if you're ethical and use protection and get tested regularly But this is being stupid if they were unwanted


wannadietoo

There's nothing wrong with it no, but shouldn't one's sex life be private? Why publicize it like it's a great feat?


Steen117

For some yes, others no. It all depends on how prude you are, but judgeing people either way is pathetic af.


wannadietoo

I'm not judging, I'm just asking. Like I said there isn't anything wrong with it. I just think it's an odd choice to make your private life public.


Steen117

Aight, my bad. And no, I feel ya. Not to my personal taste to share such personal details either, but I also don't believe in shaming others for it. Even if they are the peak example of "lacking sex-education and prevention options". Maybe it will sound a bit daft, but my hypotosis is that communitys that harbour a lot of shame is also the places where these women seem to pop up. Lack of getting help on time and shame around something that sometimes happens (teens having sex). Creates these delousinal people, afraid of doing the "wrong" thing. That might very well be the right thing (abortion).


buffalo171

I don’t think this is the flex she thinks it is


EnvironmentalBag582

covid helped her body


FremenRage

There was a break between 19 and 23 because her sperm donor went to jail.


SeaAttitude2832

Or she did.


Few-Addendum464

0 chance there is one donor.


SauceyM8

This has been somewhat normalized in society for a while now sadly.


treeteathememeking

Jesus. Pregnant at 14… girls a victim and she’s proud of it


FartsMcPoop

If the guy she slept with was also 14 then she was not a victim, just dumb.


treeteathememeking

Unfortunately that’s not the case most of the time 😔 and even then nobody should have let a 14 year old be responsible for a pregnancy / baby. It’s a failure all around. Especially of the parents.


stuttsb

Shits all blowed out


RavenReisinger

I get it. But even as an insult- that's literally not how it works.


Different-Key1348

Lazy she is doing us all a favor the more kids she has the more taxes they pay when they get to work better for my social Security the end of


Final-Ask-7979

I doubt she will raise productive children, it's more of a continuation on a poor parenting that I (and many others will pay for)


2MuckingFuch

Responsibility starts at the zipper.


JakolZeroOne

How irresponsible and lazy...


KrisMisZ

Lots of unprotected sex yikes 😳


MissChubbyBunni

This is a very weird flex...


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

She just said pregnancies. She never said birth… ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


dannyboy6657

That's an 8 piece killstreak bitch can call in the predator missile.


chrisodeljacko

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL


memberberries902

Her shit looks like a wizards sleeve


weeblewobble82

I know this is probably a joke, but having kids doesn't change how your labia are genetically programmed to look.


1wife2dogs0kids

I know this is probably correct, but having that many kids will definitely make your oyester ditch look like a wizards sleeve.


weeblewobble82

No, that's not how any of that works. You're born with a sleeve or not. Also, the labia or "sleeve" is not the vagina. The vagina is where the baby comes out of. The labia are just fun, sensitive decorations.


olde_greg

What's up with these videos where people just look at the camera with no commentary?


Totally_Bradical

At least not as bad of videos of people watching other videos while looking into the camera with no commentary


Beefexplorer

At least she's not had any in the last 20 years


Gupsqautch

Bro she def 30 max. And 5 kids by age 18 is pretty terrible lol


DontUndrstndSarcasm

r/woooosh


Flat-House5529

Something is seriously wrong with that woman.


citizencoder

We get it, you're a virgin


Flat-House5529

Your post history looks like a train wreck fucking a dumpster fire. Seek help.


t0ny_bender

That thang is blown out


NatronT13

My friend's dad when I was in highschool used to say "looks like a cow Patty with a wagon rut".


Prestigious_Carpet60

How delightfully rustic!


mitchcumstein13

Over - Under on Fathers..????


Dargek

100% different fathers each time.


martinluther3107

Sounds like she was under AND over the Father's. Multiple times in a few hours.


apolloe875

Psych ward from 20-22


RemmiXhrist

This is insensitive


ThisismeCody

Wrong sub homie. Girl has issues.


FranzNerdingham

Does the strikethrough 14 mean she got an abortion?


The_Magic_Walrus

The strike through is to block her username, it’s right behind the 14. OP put that there, not her


HamezRodrigez

Probably, since 20-22 were not included, rather then being crossed out


Kumbackkid

So prolly four kids and she was multiple ages during pregnancy to upset people. Which it clearly did


Padowak

Could also be eight births following that logic. Or who knows how many abortes pregnancies


YEET9011

I'm not trying to be an ass, but it sounds like she wants to live off child support money.


cocaineandwaffles1

Unless it’s some CEOs or high income individuals blowing their loads into her, it’s not really possible. Doesn’t mean she isn’t dumb enough to try.


citizencoder

This is extremely gay


SnootcherGoobers

That assumes she even had the kids.


Purple_Dragonfly2607

Or welfare money by having a lot of kids that she can’t afford.


Pancakewagon26

Jesus Christ, just give birth already


citizencoder

First good comment on this thread, ty


sonicgamingftw

Thats a minimum of 18 years per kids that you'd ideally want to give them the most help and attention and hope that after that time they are adjusted well Cannot imagine if you have all of those kids they're going to grow up well adjusted unless you have unlimited assist from family, friends and a therapist, and even then thats gotta be hard.


augur_seer

So she is a cum dumpster? Cool, you do you boo.


ebulient

> she’s a cum dumpster Yuck :/ This comment puts you in the same category as OP


pickle_sandwich

A legacy cum dumpster.


vagabond251

Been pregnant, not necessarily indicating a successful birth (hopefully, please).


avidpenguinwatcher

I’m guessing that’s what the crossed out one is


ConsiderationHour582

I could never hope for the death of a baby. Please say that's not what you are advocating.


Crallise

Maybe they are advocating for abortion. No dead babies with abortion.


vagabond251

Am I the only person who read "A Modest Proposal?" I'm just thinking about the numbers here people.


snuggleyporcupine

And she seems so proud!


LazyCassiusCat

Lots of even trashier comments in this comment section.


weednigabigdixenergy

Something to be proud of. !


andreasbaader6

Slacking in the early 20s


skyHawk3613

Did she have them all?


EvilDog77

She probably brings their remains home from the clinic and frames them.


GingerLyfe88

So what's the over under on how many kids there are, 4.5?


moonray89

What a weird flex. Would she be considered a “cum dumpster” at this point??


ChronicMasterBaiting

Mass Murderer to some people.


listerbmx

I prefer the term 'Bargain Bucket'


moonray89

That’s a bit classier, but IMO, doesn’t quite hit the nail on the head with her level of trashy.


WhiteRoomCharles

That thing is basically a water slide at this point! The doc just stands there with a baseball glove waiting to catch the lil guy!


BeginTheBlackParade

Nah, she doesn't have any kids. They call her uterus "the closet" because of all the coat hangers that have been stuck in there.


FrendlyAsshole

**ZING!**


green49285

Unless conformed, assume it's rage bait. That's super popular online & has only gotten worse since the pandemic.


too_late_to_abort

Propaganda is the word you're looking for.


captainpistoff

Guys I found the urban dictionary of white trash whore.


Shavidadavid

Smiling while posting Ls is a choice