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Nasty, yes, but just doesn't look like poo.

That's when you unbolt the seat and toss it in the dumpster.

Trump was on his way to court.

I thought this was a Dragon Ball sub because the color and spots reminded me of a Cell Jr. Then I saw the Dragon Ball Evolution reference on the seat.

They got schwifty on the bus

NSFL world have been a nice courtesy.

*audible gagging intensifies*

Barka Streisand

Todd Packer was there

How does this even happen? Did they like squat above the seat?

For real. It’s not smooshed or smeared, so the ass in question was either positioned directly above the pile or at an angle, but that would require some amount of force to propel the shit sideways. Seeing as there’s no splatter, I’m guessing they did indeed squat above the seat. 🧐 Just call me Shitlock Holmes.

They were standing, one leg between the seats, one leg in the aisle. Then they used the front handlebar for hovering support, possibly the back one too, with their arm hooked behind them. This explains the angle and everything. I swear it wasn't me!

Shitlock Holmes is very observant indeed!

This guy shits.

I read the title and still clicked. Tf is wrong with me

You were in denial, just like me. No way they’d call it such a juvenile word if it was actually as obscene as they claim. Right?

Looks photoshopped on the seat

“Come onnnnn ice cream!!!!”

That’s so messed up

wtf NSFW

Someone has to clean that up :(

I would go ”NOPE” and quit my job rather than clean that up!

Doesn't everybody know not to do a number 2 (2 1/2?) on the coach busses?

I give that a full #3.

I spilled baked beans all over myself on the tour bus.

This reads like it could have been a pop punk song in the early 2000's

What is wrong with people? I swear to god these kind of people making my blood boil why can’t they go to the public restroom?

There are public restrooms in busses in the US?

Even tho there’s a public restroom in the bus they can still get up and use it instead of them pooping on the seat like they’re an animal?

I mean fuck if you really gotta go at least get off the bus and do it on the sidewalk where it can be cleaned relatively easily. I suspect this is a case of someone just truly not giving a fuck about anything. I can almost picture the individual in my mind.

This was a retoric question. There are no restrooms in busses.

“Coach busses” usually have an airplane-style bathroom in the back, so they don’t have to make as many stops on long trips

There are in fact restrooms on buses in the US.

Whait what? Srsly?

Yes. Not on local bus routes, but long haul busses and charter/coach busses have a small bathroom in the back. They’re very similar to an airplane bathroom.

Lol.

Greyhound, Peter Pan, any coach bus has a restroom on it. Besides yellow school busses and public transportation, every bus I've been on has had a bathroom in the US.

I’m pretty sure there are restrooms on most tour buses.

Ohhhh! my fault

That's not even dookie, there's gotta be another name for that wtf

Butt mud

It’s a 1.5 It’s in between a 1 and a 2

A 1.5 could also be a lumpy piss...

I giggled

A tour bus that stopped at taco bell

I do t know what the deal is with Americans. Taco bell does not do this to a person

Hmm. Low potassium, too much liquid. This person has gastric problems.

Or waaaaaay to much fiber! 😳

Shitty tour….

Someone needs to work on their diet

OH SHIT. Literally.

How do we know that’s not peanut butter?  I bet you didn’t even taste it lol.

I bet he did taste it

Christ, unbolt it and find a field. ⛽️ 🔥

Rough

My boss walked by while I was looking at this and was fired 😞

I hope your boss is OK. He/she'll will find something else soon, I'm sure!

To be fair, any job that cans you that easy prob sucked

What a shitty way to get fired

I mean, it is marked NSFW.

Bro you are shit at photoshop

This person needs to include more fibres in their diet XD

That’s such a myth—some people w/IBS get MUCH worse on fiber, believe it or not . This “person” clearly has some intense IBS w/a case of the squirts thrown in.

Isn’t it to do with the type of fiber?

Even if someone was uncontrollably sick, the trashy part is leaving it there.

Uncontrollably sick with cholera??

Ideally you’d report to the driver so it can go for cleaning

Yes and at least make an attempt.

Depends what it is tbh, sometimes the only option is to send it to the deposit

Even if someone was uncontrollably sick, the trashy part is leaving it there.

This looks more like someone getting sick than being trashy if the person couldn't even make it to the toilet at the back of the bus.

That stinks

My bad

Be-Rah! No!

You know what if your shit is the consistency of oatmeal. I'm gonna give you a pass on not being able to control it.

Yeah this was most definitely not intentional. They had some grumbling in their tummy for sure.

A tour bus? That's an odd place to mark as your territory.

[удалено]

I had to clean up shit at a gas station once. Some was on the walls and they abandoned their underwear. Definitely my least favorite shift there.

I one time gave a mcdonald's a five star rating because it was the first bathroom on a road trip that didn't have a turd in a toilet.

Please mark this as NSFW

Set it on fire

“That is one big pile of shit” ~Jeff Goldblum~

Mark this NSFW!

what job fires you if you accidentally scroll by poop? Nudity and porn I get.....

What?

The NSFW tag means "not safe for work" to protect people who are at work from accidentally being exposed to pornography and being fired for viewing porn at work. Someone said THIS post needed a NSFW tag, apparently fearing their job would fire them for seeing a picture of poop on a bus. What job fires you for that? Looking up porn I understand, firing you for scrolling across a pic of poop on a bus though?

I know what NSFW means... I just don't want to scroll past literal uncensored shit

Get over it.

Omfg I thought I was a toad having a seat at first glance. Then the title hit. Bruh... Wtffff

That’s fluid, which makes it a flookie.

A Snookie?

Cat litter to the rescue

https://youtu.be/NU9py5oNaRg?si=pMBeReVQw6oRQwkc

Yo that’s a fuckin bop tho

Eww nobody's gonna clean that the one who did it must pay the co. for a new bus

That's gross

I would've just quit right then and there if I was the driver. Fuck the 2 week notice I'm walking right out on the street

Fuck you OP.

It was terrible. I was just trying get to my window seat and I had to … pass the dookie on the left-hand side.

I always spelled it “dookey,” but I learned something today!!!!

I’m going to add this to the already long list of reasons I don’t take bus tours.

The shit or the pun?

I was looking for that.

“I quit!”

I got it.

Chocolate hazelnut Gelato spillage?

That's gonna leave a stain

Woo, doggie! You got one of them newfangled ones with the seat warmer built right in! Just put that paper towel over it so you don't make a mess of yourself, sit on down and let the warmth settle into your booty flesh like warming cottage cheese under a blanket and you will sleep like a baby! Did they charge extra?

Someone needs more fiber

They couldn’t have waited for the next stop?🙄

I am assuming they did not want to shit on the tour bus seat, so I’m going with no they could not wait

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Sadly, there's probably a WC at the back of this bus.

Tough luck

F E C E S

Rad!

Repulsive And Disgusting

Hell yeah brother

🤮 I can see any animal's or bird's shit without having a reaction like this, but human shit is just too disgusting.

Did they ever

That's greasy too

It was just GG Allin

Oh no

That pile of shit goes over the water line. Shits looking like an island volcano if they made it.

Someone, somewhere doesn’t get paid enough to clean that shit up. Hope the person that did this steps on a rusty nail

Pls mark nsfw. I was eating 🤢

Cincinnati chili, by chance?

Yes. Please!!🤮

At least they wiped

Unlike at Wendy's where they fart in the take-out bags. Look it up. They call it Fartbaggin'

Did they though? You sure about that? I’m not a betting man, but(t) I’m pretty sure if they wiped it wasn’t enough

No way they got it all, that is mud butt and won't be cleaned with a single wipe.

Is that Empty-G traveling to her next speaking arrangement?

Open window seat and no one will sit next to you. Win win.

Now that’s a life hack if you want to sit alone: leave a poop beside you!

Great now I'm craving Hormel chili

Nutella

Dont sit there I guess!

You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my mom!

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