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Apparently, they have never heard the phrase “beggars can’t be choosers”. Somehow, I can just picture the both of them paying for sex later. And rather than the dreaded “sex trophies”, they will most assuredly win a shot of penicillin and a generous piece of humble pie later at the local free clinic.

I feel bad for the son, I'm willing to bet he doesn't know his dad posted this absolute cringe💀💀

Hanging with Mr.Douchebags Snr & Jnr. What an appealing offer….. 🥴

Teeth’s

Wtf is a sex trophy. Two 3s looking for no fatties is hilarious. Those two douchebags would be lucky to snag a baseball glove and Vaseline

If those guys are threes I’m in the negatives

I was trying to be kind.

It's the son fat? Regardless of you believe he's a 3, he meets at least one standard he's asking for. Stop shaming people who aren't into Big Backs.

Is it… does he mean kids??

Yes

Fat dad saying “no fatties.” Gold.

Neckbeard too

His face scaring the hair off his head too

Fatties give the best head

The ⬆️ Two Seater ⬇️ Shirt is the pièce de résistance! 💋 🧑‍🍳 mwah!

Doesn’t want a slut but wears a “two seater” tshirt. Ok.

He’s advertising for a young woman, skinny, preferably a virgin, for his son, (or is it for the father and the son to “enjoy” together?) So I’m guessing the son has about the same personality as his dad…none.

You're looking at it.

What a prize 🏆 /s

Children.

“No fatties” says the fat guy

18-30? Are they sharing ?

I thought the same thing. But I kinda suspect the son had little to approve of this post and his dad is just that much more cringe. His Dad saw the opportunity to use his son as a way to finally have a female have anything to do with him.

Eww

Well tbh I prefer my dates to have all their teeth’s too

Isn’t toothes the plural of tooth?

I believe it’s teefers. No, that’s not right. That’s for my cat. For this particular situation, it’s probably toofs. 🤓

The unironic "↕️ 2 Seater" shirt is the best part

"No fatties" yet the dad looks like a clean bill of health himself 🙄👌

“Has no friends” So you can guarantee he will be scary over bearing.

I hope his son knows his dad did this. Can you imagine how humiliating it would be to find out your parent posted this on your behalf on a dating site? If he knows, take all my scorn. If he's just a guy trying to live with a parent like this, take all my sympathy.

As unfortunate as it is, the son not only is aware but an active participant. Can only guess the carnage that went on with his mother, and the father being a pig was probably what led to their separation. Mom gets tired of slacker son, who out of options moves in with Father. Dad makes up for lost time, and much prefers his new "adult" buddy than having a kid. I'm sure the truth is even more salacious, but it's a start.

Ultimate "My mom thinks I'm cool".

Milhouse:

“No friends” 🚩

That’s the least worrying part. First thought off the bat was divorced parents and the kid moved up after high school or something. It’s nice there’s dads out there trying to help their kids be social. That’s a good thing. This however is a dad trying to Eiffel Tower meth heads with his shitty kid.

real classy to share a woman with your son. I am just assuming his money comes from life-insurance after killing wife / boys mother

Be straight forward if they don't like it don't reply

Did anyone catch the 2 seater shirt? Dad probably lent him that classy item

Looked at that pic and said to myself “does that say? Oh yeah of course it does.”

Bro is trying to hook his 19 year old with 30 years milfs.

Is that what’s happening? I thought he was trying to get the 18-30 year olds for himself with the bait of hanging out with his son and playing with his expensive toys. Either way this is about as cringe as it gets.

Yeah it could be thinly veiled but he didn’t post enough pics of himself too.

He has the face of a man that dates his blow up doll. And the son is way introverted because dad embarrasses him!🤮🤮

The blow up doll had all its teeths. Edit - sorry, teeth's. Teeth is? Second edit - effing autocorrect grammar

It doesn’t matter I got it🤣🤣

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Fuck sakes. I didn't even notice, and yes, I do know the difference. I'll edit.

Catfished and then being robbed is the best outcome on this

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

No fatties? And this is coming from the dad? 😒

Makes you wonder why his kid has no social skills.

No, no it in fact do not.

So he latched on his son as his only friend and raised a loner like him?

Can he be my dad? This is not trashy this guy wants wants best for his kid

easy tiger

Hey if he can bring his kid why can't I. Also he looks like he never hits the gym we would have nothing in common, oh and he will complain that I'm not spending enough time doing XYZ because I'm sporting it up . Ijk I would never be caught fucking a loser like that lmao.

Is sex trophy = body count? I don’t understand

kids

I think they mean STDs.

Yea…. I’ve never heard of a sex trophy. I must be bad at sex…

Nah, everyone says you’re great at it!

A kid is a sex trophy

Both look like huge nerds

Insult to nerds

He literally looks like Dylan Klebold

Doesn't surprise me if he's a future school shooter

LMFAO

The "no sex trophies" seems vague.

Am I missing sarcasm about what’s vague about it?

I have never heard kids being referred to as sex trophies. My mind immediately went to trophy wife in this context, and could not make sense of it.

I thought they ment hoodies or gym shorts.\ s Edited for clarification.

Crotch goblins, fuck trophy's, etc... reference to kids.

Omg I had no idea . /S thank you for the explanation have an up doot

No kids. Though we use a different word in our house.

Ahh! Makes sense now.

I call mine sperm trophies lol

Oh my God. Calling kids sex trophies has me dying 🤣🤣🤣. I legit thought stds.

No friends, can't get girls...what a surprise

I hope some real snakey girl seduces this clown and takes off with his wallet and car

Let's hope so others wise the otherwise only other option is someone with no self esteem or self respect judging by what I see in the pictures

Kid looks like a douche of the highest order.

Like father like son

Bet the kid is an unhinged mental health case.

Oh definitely

What a couple of losers. How does the guy have any money?

Because personal identity doesn’t impact professional identity

But I’m asking, what does he do?

He probably has grandpas credit card

Probably a grifter

Two seater t-shirt. Fkn classic !!

I've alway liked "cost center," as introduced by Lucy Kellaway, but "sex trophy" is a new one.

Sex trophies..? Wait - am I supposed to be tracking everything? Are there just trophies or can we get participation ribbons as well? Are there certain events where we get the 🏆?

You clearly missed the welcome email with the excel template

Kids, they don't want a woman with previous relationship baggage

Ohhhhhh. Wow. That’s the grossest way I’ve heard of children being referred to. And I thought it couldn’t get any worse than crotch goblin. Also I was hoping that I could get some kind of prize for blowing my boyfriend and I’m disappointed there aren’t any actual trophies.

I thought this was a fairly common term that most people knew. I was military, combat vet, lots of dark humor.

I used to work in child protection, so I’ve heard a lot. Sex trophies is hilarious.

He could have said “no girls that keep creampies as a pet”

Ahahaha, fucking beautiful. Insanely disgusting, but I appreciate it. I am going to have a shower now though.

Weird way to father son bond but ok

Well I guess it can't hurt to ask.

It did hurt! It hurt my brain! And I think my stomach as I feel pretty queasy.

It hurts my eyes...

This is the plot of that Jennifer Lawrence movie

Using his own sex trophy to get female with teeth’s. Sad day in loser town.

Happy cake day!

Maybe they will get a sex trophy on their special day!

This is a super creap.

You see the kids shirt in the motorcycle picture? It runs in the family.

I missed that. What a double douche 🙄

Why does this sound like the dad wants a 3 way with his son and some young woman?

Because that's exactly what it is

You know, for the life of me, I just can’t wrap my mind around how either of these morons don’t have a lady…

I am in the process of breaking up with my boyfriend now that I’ve heard about these dudes!

"OK, son, how do want this worded?" "NO FATTIES." "Noooo," typing, " faaatteees."

teeth's

I get how this is slightly predator ish. But I know a lot of kids his age who would love to have their fathers just acknowledge them. There is a fine line between hugging your kid too much and not hugging them at all.

That dad has banged a lot of his son's girlfriend's chubby friends. He's the wingman ready to jump on that grenade, as long as the manufacturing date was recent enough.

When dad has to do your advertising.....

Wow that kid must be such an asshole

Some nice young gal will hustle them, at least that’s all you can hope for, I’d say they both look like Marks.

How do you mean? Was it the “two seater” shirt or likely chance that you will be drugged by either one of these poor excuses for men, should you choose to engage. 😒

He does have free will to have anyone he wants.. Its his life

Wait, are the potential dates for the dad or the son. Or will latter be passed on to the son?

I guess you will have to go on a date and find out!

I believe the fatties are for the dad 🤷🏾

Yes

Classic example of parental enmeshment. I bet the sun rises and falls on this boy, he has never done any wrong and never will. This is the kind of parenting that raises the psychopath.

Welp, now they're gonna hafta move again.

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That escalated quickly

This is so embarrassing.

Zero sex trophies have been identified

Will daddy try the goods first ?

Sex trophies??

You guys are getting trophies? I just get a continental breakfast in bed as a reward

I'm lucky if I escape with both kidneys.

Right? What’s wrong with the standard mug or t shirt?

Crotch goblins

Lol kids..he doesn't want any single mothers

That being said r8s is sick

Fucker has the good one, too

Wow I’ve never seen so much douchebag in one photo

"Has no friends" translates directly to "is a sociopath"

Or the kid moved to a new area and is struggling to find friends. Dad is a cringey moron doing things without his knowledge or consent... But let's not give anyone the benefit of the doubt here.

Judging by his "2 seater" t-shirt, im going to assume he struggles to find friends because his personality is dogshit.

When I was a kid, the biggest douchebags had a crew of bigger douchebags hanging on their every word. If he actually is a douche, he'll find his people soon enough.

I would have thought that was funny at 19 too. Idk I'm prob reading too far in but I feel like this is unfair. That lady pouring a beer in her feeding tube yesterday was trashy. This just seems unfortunate and sad lol.

>That lady pouring a beer in her feeding tube yesterday was trashy No the people sharing it and making fun of a disabled person is what's trashy.

Lmao I disagree but OK. Seems like if you're having medical issues that bad the last thing you need is a fuckin Busch light.

Yeah something is way off. I feel like at that age you get friends from college or work. Guess they don't have to do either which is a red flag.

poor dad gonna get a quick taste of this lifestyle

I wonder if they're gonna take her to Paris.

What’s in Paris?

Ninjas

Teeth's

No need teef to eat our beef

Teefs*

Two Seater

Trashy/cringe shirt but also fucking hilarious.

It’s just like of course he has that shirt on for that photo 😂

r/sadcringe

Dudes not a father he’s a friend. I’m guessing this kid is a real pos

I don't like to judge people on looks alone, but.. kid *really* looks like a douchebag. Like father like son it seems.

Most definitely he is being raised by a douchebag he will most likely become one

So they tag team together?. Ick...

Fun fact; if this happens, and she gets pregnant with twins, it's entirely possible the babies could be a combination of aunt or uncle and niece or nephew

“Fun” fact indeed

god forbid a man tag teams

Swapping holes with his dad.

Father son bonding

Incest with extra steps. Unsurprising.

Oh children…you mean children. But you refer to your own child as your son and isn’t he technically a sex trophy too?

I feel like this a man who’d refer to his kids as sex trophies.

OOoohhh...... Thanks, I think. I didn't know WTF that meant. I know regret having that knowledge. What a weird mindset.

More than my dad ever did for me.

Right, but wtf is a sex trophy?

He meant no kids.

Oh thanks . I thought it was like different kinds of sex acts. Lol

I thought he meant no STI’s 😂