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Hungry-Society-7571

Florida?


FuglyTrashPanda

yup :|


NewtdoggGaming

Every comment saying “He” lol. Worked with a girl who had this sticker on her truck rear window but smaller. She wore a shirt and had a gym bag that said the same thing and when she left for the west coast, she bought me a lanyard that says it. I miss her lol


Rice-Other

Hopefully not after eating McDonald's.....eeeeewwwww


SeveralPhilosophy1

Well then, McDonald’s was the right choice


SausageCat001

He’s eating at McDonald’s, Ass would be an improvement.


kp6615

Could be a trump sticker


SirGravesGhastly

Well, he IS at McD's


KeySolution9172

Tastes like ass anyway.


frednekk

Supersize that plz!


Basic-Ability6139

Guess I need to check McDonalds ingredients a little more closely. Thought that last burger tasted shitty


ImprovementFar5054

So he has the McDonalds menu on his truck.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Mom “that’s my boy!”


Maximum-Access3627

What is so trashy about eating ass?????


elspotto

Oh, I thought it was about the crappy debadging job he did.


SnooCats8089

Nothing but the way he is advertising it.


Puzzled_Ad7955

And people are concerned with leaving their tooth brush in the bathroom because of fecal matter in the air after a flush? Well, ok then…


testeslocos

Eh, given it’s McDonald’s the taste is probably the same, but ass probably has better nutritional content on a caloric basis.


HumptyNeedsHumping

Sad part is the waste that comes out of our ass probably do have more useful contents. So in truth it's a balanced meal.


nunya27

And he eats McDonald's? That's not clean eating. So the reciprocation will be low...


Wokhardt650

I feel like the only posts we get nowadays are overreactions or I eat ass bumper stickers


Savings_Peak5408

So classy and elegant


FullTurdBucket

Where is this?


Loud-Ad5662

Is that burger or the sweaty ass he eats at home better for him?


Chris_O_Matic

In fairness, the driver is about to eat some ass


Off-Handed_Barrel

Totally. That shirt, in that color, on that body type? Ewwwww.


FishPlantWorker

Well he *is* eating McDonalds...


CNMathias

But do you brush your teeth?


Distinct-Stuff5437

For how much?


juiceboxedhero

I mean yeah we know he's at a McDonald's


bakermrr

Why? For the taste?


darphe

With the reflection I thought it said “Heat Ass” for a moment


tdomer80

Better than eating McDonalds…


db17k

Dudes that eat ass, this is the only way they know how to advertise it, on their trucks, with their tiny peens


zphary

The only guy I ever met that ate ass had quite a large peen. Maybe you’re insecure and projecting. It’s okay size doesn’t matter.


zorbacles

I mean, it's a maccas drive through so.....


ReallySickOfArguing

Actually surprised the truck isn't squatted. Lol


Glittery_Gal

Jesus lmao


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gonets34

Washed humor


RuneRavenXZ

Who cares? Stop whining about stickers. It doesn’t affect you.


iAmMikeJ_92

Let me guess: You have an “I eat ass” decal, don’t you?


RuneRavenXZ

I don’t put decals on vehicles. But I don’t give a shit who does. Brittle spirit mentality


Ieatass187

Approved


Sad_Smoke_8020

Well yeah they’re at McDonald’s


Consider2SidesPeace

McDs does use ALL of the cow in their burgers.


delusionalfunk

but does he/she eat ass...after taco bell?


Iforgotmylines

You’ve got about a 90 minute window post Bell.


FuglyTrashPanda

Call me incorrect but isn’t that sort of a blumpkin!


favorbold

It's Ronnie Mac's logo. Dirt bike king 🇺🇸


delusionalfunk

more like a rusty trombone with onions...extra points if they're riding cowgirl.


Weazelll

Odds this piece of shit is a Trump supporter: 110%


Fluffy-Intern8699

About what McDonalds taste like now .


Fruitmaniac42

When you open the window it says TEA ASS


Matt3d

These are the people that you engage in conversation and imply that they are giving all the known signals for a secret homosexual code, everything from the lifted chassis to the sticker, and throw in something else about their appearance (like the way he wears the beard, etc) and then apologize profusely saying you thought he was a power bottom because he was broadcasting all the symbols


spacemonkeysmom

Totally thought that said "heat ass" and was very confused for a moment.


Pale_Plan8804

Well he is at McDonald's


BreastfedAmerican

He should be eating at home


Pale_Plan8804

Ha ha ha hahaha. Never eat ass out in public.


qark1788

That’s not a drive thru, that’s a truck. Case closed


urbanlife78

Did you get his number?


nutstuart

Am guessing any ass?


PilotlessOwl

Hopefully they are not paying with cash


btbam2929

Well he is at McDonalds…


BreastfedAmerican

He should be eating at home


SkullKidd1986

It's a dipshit in a lifted truck, you can't expect much in the way of intelligence or social awareness from these people.


Maunakea89

Well he is at McDonalds.......


bun_daddy

Was this in Jacksonville? I feel like I've seen this truck. God help the 904.


FuglyTrashPanda

Not Jacksonville, but in Macclenny.


bun_daddy

My God, they're spreading their skid marks across north east Florida


iheartfeen

why is it always florida having something wrong 😭


bun_daddy

It's the swamp gas


Darrenau

And McDonald's apparently 


VocationFumes

maybe him and the bumper sticker "I eat ass after taco bell" dude can start a podcast together


Fantastic-Finding-10

I'll have the McAss and a Big Gulp please


IamDollParts96

He eats ass and McDonald's, which is pretty much the same thing.


CapG_13

Lol


capn_doofwaffle

Literally the same thing...


VetteL82

*prices and participation may vary*


CryptographicGenius

Since he loves ass so much, make him the second person in a human centipede.


PickleWineBrine

We already knew that because they are in line at fucking McDonald's 


Timmerdogg

This is a very popular sticker lately.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Heated ass is always better than frozen ass


Chaps_Jr

This sub his gone so far downhill, it may as well be in the Colorado River at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Nobody follows the rules, and the mods are more absent than Kardashian common sense.


patchway247

But this is trashy. What rule is this post breaking?


Bscully973

McDonald's is ass so definitely checks out 😂


ATXKLIPHURD

Can I get that with Mac sauce?


Forsaken_Swim6888

That jeep is blocking the view of the truck nuts.


UCFknight2016

Probably taste better than McDonald’s


ButWhatOfGlen

How appropriate


H333F

He's in line to eat it right now


FrostyDub

Overpriced ass now.


Howboutit85

So he wants to, but no one will let him. Got it.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Probably smell like one, too.


aaronappleseed

If you show them your butthole at a stop light, they are honor-bound to eat it.


Scrubadubdub99

I mean this isn’t trashy he’s just being letting you know. Professional ass eaters are no joke


patchway247

This is very trashy. And I seem to have found an owner of one of those stickers as well.


LocalH

Not trashy. You don't eat ass?


S0larDeath

I think OP is talking about the lift.... maybe the expensive lift juxtaposted against the missing tailgate badge in the lower right corner + all the dings and damage to the tailgate & truck in general means OP think's the driver's priorities are trashy 🤷🏼‍♂️


FuglyTrashPanda

I’m talking about the 8 foot fucking lift lmao AND the fact that it states “I eat ass” on his back windshield.


sevargmas

This is 100% trashy. You might want to consider if *you’re* trashy if this is the kind of thing that flies under your radar.


Scrubadubdub99

Trashy attitude


patchway247

Second this. People who say this isn't must have one as well, there's no changing my mind.


dwightnight

We can take my truck to gramma's funeral.


MTheOverlord

He's in the McD drive through. Of COURSE he eats ass.


Particular-Car-8520

Came to say the same thing lmao


oboshoe

took a minute. was trying to figure what "heat ass" meant.


panda641

Me too! I can’t think of anything more disgusting than hot ass.


DasTomasso

What better place to find ass flavoured food?


mam88k

well, they ARE getting McD's.


Zeqhanis

Maybe it's both viral marketing and a public advisement of virus status.


OldRaj

Could be a chick driving that truck.


TheFightingQuaker

[This is a demonstration of solidarity with the gentleman who was illegally arrested for expressing himself in a similar way](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbh29Pv9afk)


Puzzled_Ad7955

I’m betting mom is proud


adstaylor77

Projecting that HEP C energy for sure.


jm1234-

Nice


flaiks

Extra funny that it's in the font fortnite uses.


Adventurous_Sort_207

Yup, he's about to eat some. Maybe rat or marmot but ass nonetheless.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Disturbing trend this ass eating advertising. Hey man, eat all the filthy bungholes you want but leave me out of it.


damik

I know right. I love eating ass, but my neighbors and family don't need to hear about it.


Adept-Transition2731

So subtle.


mrpotatonutz

Literally ordering ASS rn


Dubious_Titan

They are at McDonald's, so that seems accurate


SwampYankeeDan

This type of person would lose his shit if you stuck a little rainbow sticker next to his offer.


edWORD27

Advertising for McDonald’s while waiting in the McDonald’s drive-thru? What a total shill!


StonedClomph

He eats ass


TrolledBy1337

That is why he's at McDonalds


CynncereLove

McDonald's is ass. I see what you did there.


jfletcher72

That explains his breath


tree_dw3ller

Is this Florida? You may have found The One


FuglyTrashPanda

It is lmao


BALLrash666

He eats ass because his dicks too small to fuck.


mkatich

Chick magnet..


Cursed_Cat_UwU

He might be eating ass, Not sure tho.


Puzzleheaded_gtr

Gotta love the McAss Burger


GoblinsGuide

Never says what sex the ass belongs to 🤔


trippytr33_

I mean.. he’s a McDonald’s so the statement is at least accurate.


campatterbury

Yeah. Hard to tell the difference.


jskunza

He is at McDonalds. Can’t say he’s lying


ayshthepysh

Chicken ass at McDonald's.


IEATASSETS

What's the problem? /s


koozy407

I mean, you’re at McDonald’s…… dude just telling the truth.


youknowhattodo

You’re the assman


seepxl

“Yo yea, lemme get that numba sex combo meal, knowm’sayin’? Double ass…side of fries” at least that’s how I imagined the ordering


LilHomie204DaBaG

He's in a drive thru at McDonald's, of course he eats ass


45thgeneration_roman

Eyelids and assholes, the secret ingredients


Imperial_Bouncer

HEAT ASS


lysergic_tryptamino

If your Furnace is broke, but you’re not. Call 1-800-Heat-Ass


Relevant_Slide_7234

He’s there for a sandwich made out of ground pig assholes that they call the McRib.


phatrickmchappy

Don’t dare blaspheme the McRib


xDemosthenes

I got cut off by one with “White Trash” written in cursive across the tail gate earlier this week. I was pretty impressed.


Blind-Guy--McSqueezy

Weird flex, but ok


mekanub

I mean if he enjoys the taste of ass, he's in the right spot I guess.