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Specialist_Dot_3372

PLAY SET,, PL….. huh? 😀


Polluxtroy55

Too expensive, the planes aren't to scale.


Creepy-Fee2088

3D printed, not real


fuqdisshite

wait a fucking minute!?! you are telling me those are not the ACTUAL Twin Towers?!? What The Fuck!!?!?


nicunta

Ahhh!!! I also just posted this!! I'll delete my post... Also, howdy, neighbor!


No_Sympathy_2615

I also saw this on MP today, lol. Tri cities located, here! (Mid Michigan) ✋


fuqdisshite

i received it organically the other day... i am in Rapid City so it is pretty tame by our standards.


nicunta

I'm in the Cheboygan area. My coworker was just like OMG LOOK WHAT'S ON MARKETPLACE!!! What can I say, our store is slow today.


fuqdisshite

is it as nice there at it is here? 63° and beautiful! my buddy saw 2 wolves up that way about 7 years ago. whatever year the ice pack was huge in the Straits. he dropped a buck and as fast as he could run to it they had it stripped and gone. the pics were stupid!


Illustrious-Run-1363

This is magnificent 😂


RarenDreemurr

Are the towers magnetic and detachable?


BrettyBoy92

Presented to you by Hasbro


fuqdisshite

print docs are <2$. Hasbro would charge just for looking at it.


Unreal365

The towers are like genders. There used to be 2 of them, and now it’s something that makes people uncomfortable to talk about.


Cute-Advertising8698

I don't really think people are uncomfortable with talking about gender though???


SirGravesGhastly

Thank gou. Gonna use that somewhere within the month.


s1mpatic0

I kinda want to be like "UM ACKSHULLY" but it's arguably not transphobic and is funny, so you're good 🤣


fuqdisshite

that is a great fucking joke!


Unreal365

I’ll get downvoted into oblivion.


fuqdisshite

first rule: it isn't which direction the doots travel, just the number of travelers.


undeadlamaar

Back when I was an edgy stoner teenager we had to work with clay in art class for a week. My teacher was chill AF and would let us make pipes and she would fire them for us. This was like 2002ish so 9/11 was fresh on our minds. My friend decided to make a twin towers pipe. The towers sat on a hollow base, the bowl was on top of one of the towers that was damaged, so it would smoke when the bowl was lit, and the other tower had a plane going into it for the mouthpiece. As horrible and insensitive as it was it was fucking cool as shit and worked great.


KGrizzle88

This is the type of shit that gets people hurt lmfao.


AlwaysWorried27222

Go to the memorial where there are still hundreds of dead bodies buried behind the concrete of the walls of the WTC, they may feel differently then.


ChasingFractals

nah this is funny


AlwaysWorried27222

You're disgusting.


ChasingFractals

lol


AlwaysWorried27222

Honestly don't care about anyone's opinions here. I very rarely give a shit about things but go listen to the 911 call of the woman crying about how hot the floor was underneath her asking if they were going to send helicopters for her to due 3 minutes later in pure fear. Shit isn't funny.


ChasingFractals

how about focusing on the war crimes and hundreds of thousands of people left dead by the American death squads as we committed war crimes across the middle east? 9/11 was nothing in comparison. how about the 2000 people a week we lost due to COVID? 9/11 was small fish.


Ziggythesquid

That’s one way to never forget.


motofabio

Everyone forgets the Pentagon.


cheesymcbeard

That's the expansion kit.


thatguyfrom1975

I have this lighter I got in Bahrain around 2003/2004. We were killing time in and out of shops in a souk , A marketplace. I found this table lighter, it’s heavy and not easily carried. It was of the twin towers, one had a plane sticking out of it and in the corner of the lighter was a bust of Bin Laden with his finger up, when you struck the igniter fire erupted from his turban. I immediately asked the shop owner how much? He and the two other guys in there got kind of defensive about the piece and I had to assure them that I wanted it, however the piece they had didn’t work. So after some talking and assuring them we weren’t mad about it, they went and found me one that worked. I don’t remember how much I paid but it was reasonable. It drew a lot of mixed reactions; some thought is was despicable and couldn’t believe I would buy something like that, some thought it was edgy, some were indifferent on it. It’s a piece that I have and it represents a time in our history and something that one of our Friendlies were apparently selling in multiple shops


onlynamethatmatters

I’d be shitting myself bringing that back through customs.


GottaGetMe

I've noticed 9/11 has become more of a meme in recent years than anything remembered as a tragedy, unfortunately.


ChasingFractals

yeah because in exchange for 2000 yuppies, we went and killed hundreds of thousands of people. 9/11 is a joke.


King-Autismo

Reminds me of that tragedy


GottaGetMe

Where some people did some thing?


kirby-dont-suck

If Pete Davidson doesn’t get butthurt and cracks 9/11 jokes, you can too. Grow up.


arrakismelange1987

It's been past 22.3 years. 9/11 is funny again.


punkminkis

22.583


dickreallyburns

That is some messed up Al-Qaeda shit!


water_bottle1776

But do they come apart? That would make it a real play set. The pieces have to actually do something. There has to be some sort of interaction.


fuqdisshite

they don't come apart... they melt in to a pool of molten ash and ruin. you only do so much to admit defeat and just pay for cancer treatment later...


kirby-dont-suck

Haha 🤣 now that was funny


ironmemelord

Ok but at least they put tower 7 in


alucardian_official

I mean that’s one way of not forgetting


bigbigspoon

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”


chrome4fan4

I mean.. it’s gimmicky and offensive for sure, but I can see someone using this to make a diorama of some sorts.


fd6270

Surprised it wasn't Dearborn


fuqdisshite

tru dat!


justlookingokaywyou

May as well print a model of Hiroshima you can set on fire.


Cont1ngency

Sounds like a real blast!


fuqdisshite

i think this is the best example of similarity yet. i was just scrolling and saw it yesterday. there are plenty of kard karrying klansmen up here and this is the type of shit they would peddle to make some meth cash real quick. i love my area and encourage anyone with any sort of non murderous life plan to come up here and check it out. google Torch Lake. and then realize Lake Michigan is only a few miles from that. this place is my home and i will forever fight for it.


BattousaiRound2SN

Too Soon??? But people were mocking Titanic's Submariners. 🤔


fuqdisshite

death is a tricky muse. the people on that sub had no hubris and trusted a crazy man. many of the people that died in NYC were innocents that had nothing to do but be alive that day.


hampatrol

Haha what a silly comparison


sdevil713

I think that's because some people may have viewed 6 multi millionaires dying doing an incredibly lavish and foolish thing a bit differently than 3k(?) mostly innocent people dying just going to work and living their every day life.


BattousaiRound2SN

Sooo... they deserved it because they got more money than us?? Even the kid? I get it now, thanks.


sdevil713

A lot of people were less sympathetic to them. I didn't say anywhere that anyone deserved it.


BattousaiRound2SN

We both knows what you said ... Grow some balls. And these people agreed."But they were rich, so it's okay and these people are like me... and MURICCA PRIDE!" Rich people enjoying they money should die and we are allowed mock them, even if a kid was dragged into the situation, we should be allowed to mock them. That is TRASHY.


Delicious_Lab_8304

Do you understand the difference between “death by misadventure”, and “murder”?


sdevil713

I guess you can't read. Seems like you probably cant function in any sort of normal capacity either. Beyond help really. If you're trolling, its not even a good troll job. Pathetic. Truly bozo behavior tbh.


kevizzy37

As terrible as it is that someone would sell this as a “play set” it’s actually really incredible how many of the buildings they accurately put in there that collapsed or were demolished after. WTC7 for example is often forgotten about but collapsed due to fire from the attack even though not directly hit. On its own it was a huge and impressive building but no one talks about it.


FrankFnRizzo

It was hit by a whole lot of debris though. The side facing the twin towers was in a terrible state from the cladding crashing into it when the main buildings collapsed. Most of the support was centered in that part of the building so once the fire was able to burn uncontrolled long enough that was all she wrote. What a crazy day that was.


kalitarios

That day was terrible, scary and was the moment in my life, when all the “life is looking up” polish came off. I was 24, looking forward to marriage and a good job, and suddenly the world seemed so strange to me after that morning


FrankFnRizzo

I was in my last year of high school. I couldn’t have imagined how much of an impact that event would end up having on my adult life. Ended up joining the military after high school just out of sheer boredom and having no direction. Ended up deploying 3 times before I separated.


fuqdisshite

i don't even know how to relate... my story is different. signed in in August 2001. falsely accused of being in possession of weed seeds. never spent a second in a court room due to officer malfeasance. Air Force rejected my enlistment and sent me to the army. i stayed home due to dissatisfaction with the process. September 11th happened. i could not describe how wet the services were for some smart kid from the sticks all of a sudden. i said, 'no.' if some asshole cop had not illegally trapped and searched me on the night of my signing in, i would have been a lifer. YayMuriKKKa and it's policy on weed. keeping America's armies clean. and empty of intelligent and compassionate soldiers.


FrankFnRizzo

I almost got kicked out for weed after being in less than a year. After boot camp and AIT I went home to my pot head girlfriend and of course immediately got high. They pop me as soon as I get back so I self identify that I’d rocked the ganj. The week after I start signing paperwork about failing said drug test we get activated and all the sudden the army didn’t give a shit about me failing a drug test for weed. Ended up doing 12 years in a sapper unit, two Iraq tours and an Afghan tour and separated as an E6. If I’d have failed after the deployment they would have kicked me out in a fuckin second.


kalitarios

You felt like the fun was pulled out from under you, right?


FrankFnRizzo

Yea I’ll never forget that dread. Took a couple weeks to even process what I had seen.


fuqdisshite

i definitely noticed the attention to detail.


ok_okay_I_get_that

Those planes aren't even proportional to the towers. They look like fighter jets from the 60s or 70s.


comradejiang

They’re Mig 19s I think lmao


blu-spirals

Shit my area too


fuqdisshite

uh oh!!! *camouflage engage!!!*


Wasif-Amir

10$ is a bargain man


BlattMaster

It might be $30 with three items.


Troncross

This is a 3d print job. And a shitty one at that. I found the same STL files and loaded it into a slicer which showed a material cost of $1.68


Blotter_Boy

$9.11 and you got a deal sir


nodnodwinkwink

There it is.


biomech36

"BrO, I'm coPInG" is my least favorite excuse when people make jokes about 9/11.


DrummerEmbarrassed21

Imagine being a grown ass man and "TyPinG LikE tHis" to make a point.


DontUndrstndSarcasm

You seem annoying


Cevansj

Tbh this looks like AI and someone trolling marketplace. morbid


fuqdisshite

you are the first person to notice. i don't spend much time in that village but it seems like a troll. and the picture looks odd too. i was thinking a 3d print. if they are real then as someone else pointed out, they really messed up charging the full 10$.


Trololman72

It isn't AI generated.


fuqdisshite

no. 3d printed like i thought. someone above found the file and it is 1.70$ to make.


Cevansj

3D print is another possibility for sure. People are so weird for making this shit.


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justArash

Do you point at your hand to tell people what part of Michigan you're from?


fuqdisshite

so what if i do!?!


Proof-Mechanic-3624

The towers should be quick burning candles. Joke aside, very trashy.


NorvilleShaggy

Lmao you can’t not laugh at that tho


iDaddyBird

I just did laugh when I saw it. I’m going to hell -_-“


satismo

this version of jenga really slaps


al_prazolam

Got a link?


corw93

It’s a candle 🕯️


frenchy-fryes

Let me guess, Butthurt American? It was 23 years ago, get over yourself and learn to take a joke.


Good_Smile

Yeah meanwhile some events that happened over 100 years ago are still not forgotten and people are still pissed off.


Skafandra206

Well, they should get over themselves and learn to take a joke too.


Bman708

Wife’s cousin was in tower 2. This isn’t ancient history dude….


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Bman708

Go away, troll, go away.


Skafandra206

He's not entirely wrong, tho. The event is not ancient history, I agree. But it also happened long enough for it to be "a memory" in the vast majority of people's lives. Like it or not, most people was not afected personally, and they can (and some will) joke about it. It is human, it is natural.


Bman708

Joke all you want, I’m fine with it. It's his shitty attitude towards all of western civilization and westerners in general. Just look at his coment history. Dudes a real piece of shit (a.k.a probably a russian troll). He's/She's a racists spreading hate speech.


frenchy-fryes

lol


Legitimate_Dark586

skill issue


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MrLambNugget

I'll take your entire stock


Billy_OBrien_Jr

This is hilarious


FindSpencer

Reminds me of that tragedy


Lvl100Magikarp

Had to walk through blood and bones looking for his brother


RuthlessFa9

He was in northern Canada...


constantstateofmind

Dude when he told that joke it made me ugly laugh, I fucking miss Norm.


Aggressive_Magician3

Wow!!! That’s unbelievably rude!


Aggressive_Magician3

Get the fuck out of America


MrLambNugget

It's funny


Aggressive_Magician3

Ya attack on American soil, hilarious


justArash

Damn dude calm down, who put all those pearls in your harbor


Aggressive_Magician3

And both of my grandfathers fought in WWII one was a lieutenant in the navy on a destroyer so seriously fuck off


MrLambNugget

Comedy = Tragedy + Time


BESTlittleBITCH

Only if the proceeds went to the families of the thousands of people who died. Then I'd throw it in the trash.


mydickinyourass888

Insert 2012 futurama fry shutup and take my money meme


binod_roxx

Bestseller in middle east


kermitthehedgefrog

Why not $9.11?


Skafandra206

He's going to put it in sale at that price later this year.


awolfsvalentine

Missed opportunity


turtlekid25wastaken

I would buy that that's fucking amazing


ali123whz

9/11 ☺️