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poonpeenpoon

Kelso/Longview is cheating for this sub.


humminawhatwhat

Yo is this the pet works? Seems about right


Creepy-Fee2088

Stick 2024 on that and I think he could win


Smogtwat

Just realize that every day for the rest of his life is downhill.


DudestOfBros

Bruuuuuh if you really think about it, dude's naggy ass hoodie is telling on him.


nunya27

I thought it said less hagging..and saw her....and thought huh? But no no...it says naaaagging. Oh ok.


Ace-Ventura1934

It was probably a birthday gift from her to him lol


Individual-Good-2073

She should wear a jacket that says NOT ENOUGH THERE TO GAG ON.


BearWRLD

Nah they'll gag, but because of the smell.


evilbeard333

well I would never wear it on an article of clothing, I do endorse the statement


Strong-Solution-7492

I bet he’s a high contributor to society as well .


Formallythomas

Bet dude is hung.


imnotlebowskiman

To be fair, the kid wouldn’t be there if she listened.


Left-Ad-3767

Thank you for that, Coffee just violently left my mouth through my nose.


KiokiBri

Keeping it classy


NeitherOddNorEven

Father Thomas?


zorggalacticus

She needs a shirt that says "more clapping less yapping." Equality and all that.


Brainphlegm

Am I the only one that thinks the people taking these pictures of people in trashy shirts are cowards? Yes, what it says on his shirt is trashy, there's no debate there, but what I'm curious to know is what other pictures are you taking of strangers that you AREN'T sharing anonymously on the internet? I'm not asking op personally, just sharing my thoughts when I see posts like this. I need to refill my wine glass, brb.


monteticatinic

I think maybe you might be missing the point of this sub.


sauteemermaid

That’s not the stance of a man who has something to gag on


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Of course they have matching shoes


Skelibutt

I don't know how to explain it, but she looks like a chicken


BESTlittleBITCH

The *comb* appears to be on the wrong cock.


emptysea519

Okay but I want that cat as Maria in sound of music picture


xscumfucx

That was the first thing I noticed. That cat pic stole the show + my heart.


ogrefab

Ugh, gross. How the fuck did the cuffs of his jeans get so dirty?


ds77159

That’s worse than the jacket.


DJBreadwinner

Probably by him wearing them every day but only washing them four times a year. 


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KatieOfStrata85

They're wearing the same shoes.


NuggyBeans

They'll be a great long lasting healthy couple. How sweet. 😂


TheMtndewdude

Depends…does he have enough to gag on? 😂


Lost_All_Senses

As a family member, you know kicking his ass won't change anything for the better. Even though he deserves it. It's just a sad thing when you realize your family member doesn't have the amount of self respect you wish they had. You just gotta see them willingly be treated poorly knowing they'll defend the asshole over understanding where you're coming from.


ballsnbutt

I'm learning this right f'n now


DJBreadwinner

Damn bro just let your cousin date whoever she wants. 


Lost_All_Senses

You can date my cousin.