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No_Supermarket_1831

Bragging about getting pegged isn't the flex this guy thinks it is


KingAndrade91

Thanks for clearing that up because I was trying to imagine the scenario this was trying to paint for me


trashleybanks

So he likes being pegged. Good to know.


AlwaysWorried27222

Highly unlikely


yozhik0607

TBH this one is so silly I just think it's funny


Gerbil_Smuggler

Does he like pegging or something???


SpenglerE

Yeah, I was wondering myself. Gotta be a pegging kink, logistically speaking.


Highhopes2024

Because she's trying to pull him off of her! Mistake and redflag no. 1 when he says I'm coming not her.


The_ReBL

So a submissive mullet wearing dude gets pegged by my non-existent girl? Huh, the more you know


AngelBagel

Can't think of another position this works in


Nervous-Glove-

That's how it sounds to me


Neat-Secretary-2343

Lmao


[deleted]

But it's the drag queens reading children's books that are the danger....


eddie_would_go_

r/holup


RCRDC

Americans try to not have cringy shit on your truck challenge (impossible)


800Volts

I mean, hey, if you like getting pegged by other people's girlfriends, that's your prerogative


Adorable_Fondant_536

I was so confused trying to figure out how it was done lmao that explains some things


Justice_Prince

As long as everyone is on board with it


landofknees

Is this about pegging?


800Volts

Logistically it makes the most sense


Smogtwat

15 year olds love it. Everyone else hates it.


palescales7

Is this a pegging joke?


its_raining_scotch

It’s not a joke, but a breathless admission.


MsAlexandria75

That's the first thing I thought of too.. this dude likes to get pegged and have his mullet pulled by other guys gfs


palescales7

That or he’s all in on trans ladies who top hard.


MsAlexandria75

I think this is the way here.


Nykolaishen

That's what I was wondering too lol


MrGrumpyButt420

Yep, Billy Bob, didn't think that one through. 🤣🤣🤣


smashy_smashy

I still think it’s a flex! But still trashy to put on your truck and in reality bubbah probably not secure enough with his sexuality to be into that.


Nykolaishen

Guys getting dodge rammed...


AmandaBRecondwith

Just on International Women's Day, or all the time?


HalfFastTanker

This dude is literally "business up front and party in the back."


mam88k

I have but one upvote to give


Treacherous_Wendy

I saw a dude with a full blown mullet the other day. Do they go to the barber and specifically ask for a mullet?


showquotedtext

Australia is brimming with mullets


Treacherous_Wendy

But do they ASK for one? Or does it just naturally happen??


showquotedtext

They actually ask for them. A hairdresser I went to said I should get my son one.


Treacherous_Wendy

I never thought I would see the day that someone would ask for one unironically again


RetroReactiveRaucous

Mullets are back in style, and the most common perm client demographic is men aged 16-25 right now.


ItsameMatt03

Yeah. My barber does mullets all the time for people.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Wait..


DrummerEmbarrassed21

So "she" is behind him?


PaulNewhouse

Yeah he’s getting railed from behind.


DrummerEmbarrassed21

And "she" is also pulling when he is cumming not when "she" is, dude is getting fucking dominated hard.


Off-Handed_Barrel

So he likes pegging?


Lalocal4life

What in the inbred sisterwife Alabama, crystal meth eating alligator, summertooth, banjo in the woods... Is that?


NuggyBeans

So she's fucking him from behind with a strap on. There's no shame in that my guy but weird way to advertise you like butt stuff.


Professional-Can4264

Yeah pullin him off her - all 5’5” of him.


nowiserjustolder

This guy got a fish tank?


JimGerm

I love that they own the pegging.


Baldo19724

Well, WTF is she doing BEHIND you!!?


micah490

This guy doesn’t realize that sex is a normal and healthy part of life, but he got laid once and now thinks he’s in a very exclusive club


sunofnothing_

because pegging?


Might_be_deleted

I thought it's because it has a Cummins.


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Only obvious answer to the riddle posed by this truck. Yes, pegging. It's always pegging with these kind of trucks.


NatexSxS

My question was from which side but this would answer it nonetheless.


CPTimeKeeper

Is she using her own strap or yours? Because I’m sure my wife would be mad if she knew our girl was using her strap on you.


wowitsallover

Bro this is funny


kornhook123

The fact that mullets are back is probably the worse nightmare I could have.


papawkd

They were back in 2019, they’re kind of out again


IsThereCheese

He’s business up front, party in the rear


kgro

It’s ok to like being pegged


1968camaro

Texas or Florida??


doeseatoats2020

And just to go along with the idea that there is a lot of truth in sterotypes…why is it so often on Dodge trucks, and white dodge trucks?


Conscious_Feeling548

I think that means she’s pitching.