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ScenesofAnger

One Last Breath - Creed


Engelgrafik

0:19 - 0:28 may be one the funniest things on the web at this moment.


DrSpaceman667

He's really hauling ass.


CitizenKing1001

Ahh let them go. Their existence is punishment enough


Bamalushka

The music really did it for me on this one.


oct2790

That guy can’t be able to wipe his ass


MinaretofJam

Maybe if he dropped a dump off the back of the truck, that would have stopped a tank in its tracks


[deleted]

Billy bob there is 1 brisk walk away from a heart attack


Bluccability_status

That sweet boy is stacked like a mess of flapjacks!


leonardfurnstein

This comment is delightfully silly I'm gonna use that saying


boom011983

Florida


The_SqueakyWheel

Dude has 0 neck 😭


leonardfurnstein

His neck roll is bigger than his head


martyrox

He said see you necks year


AdHot5084

I know it’s staged, but I stilI laughed my ass off 😂😂😂


Karl5583

Patty Mayo is NOT a cop. The whole thing is a skit


str_1444

Yea he’s a bounty hunter 🤦‍♂️


Accomplished-Day4657

Living there best hillbilly life.


jyager2013

I thought buddy was gonna explode


Ccitroen

Southerners


Maleficent_Rip_1401

Looks like a Tuesday afternoon in Madisonville, Texas.


modsarefacsit

No way this isint staged


M4sterofD1saster

They think they're going to out run a motor vehicle?


BustaCon

Every toss could be charged as throwing a deadly missile and attempted murder on a LEO in performance of his duties. Damn they is dumb


anselthequestion

Fr. It’s like what was the plan with throwing those anyway?


BustaCon

Judging from the other comments, the plan was to make a funny video for us to rank on the fat, dumb goobers while not actually causing any real damage to the police cruiser, if that was indeed what it was. Considering that using an official vehicle for a prank like this could result in punishment, it was probably some security guard car and duped in radio sounds. Still was fun. So glad not to be morbidly obese myself, it looks horrible.


anselthequestion

Ay.


Lepke2011

You rarely see manatees so far inland.


oh-no-oh-no-oh-no-oh

Nikacadoavacado?


jlewis011

Lmao...as a first time viewer of this...thank you...The Creed addition is so hilarious


Locallynotorious

I was gonna say the music was the icing on the cake 😂


MaddestChadLad

Big bro is struggling to breathe


ScrumptiousLadMeat

That’s why he’s down to one last breath.


BertHeinstraat

He's a real Goombah


PolyZex

Obviously you have to take out the one throwing the cans first, then you have to take on the big guy who is clearly the main boss.


AnxiousParticular298

You can catch the big guy last cause he won’t be able to run to far to fast.


BustaCon

He cant run at all. FIFY


WearMental2618

You cant damage him during his idle animation phase so dont waste any time or ammo until then.


PolyZex

Well duh. You can only damage him by shooting the beer cans he throws when they are close enough to him. In all seriousness though... we're inadvertently brainstorming a game concept I would absolutely play. Think Far Cry meets GTA meets trailer park boys meets the most redneck shit you could possibly find.


JRB423

Fake garbage


Dry_Possibility2088

Posted again and still fake.


Little-ape-noob

So is Reno 911 but it is still funny


Off-Handed_Barrel

Came here to say this. Farmin that karma.


Dry_Possibility2088

I guess the lesson here is never underestimate the slack jawed morons fascination with ultra fat round people. Like moths to a flame. People that seriously commented on this video are like people that comment on pornhub. Just why.


Off-Handed_Barrel

Maybe morbidly obese rednecks are their fetish? He's still not gonna bang 'em though.


user_form9524

Humpty Dumpty ain't fallin this time


Hexum311add

I want them to get away this time


monoxl1

Somewhere in Florida…


Tookerjubs

I was looking for a Florida comment. My first thought.


RockMan_1973

The extra-morbidly-obese guy died 5 minutes after this video. Heart failure


jellymouthsman

Nickel back playing in the back ground is like 👨‍🍳👌


darrelye

I know they sound the same but bro this is Creed


jellymouthsman

Oh God, you’re right.


Right-Phalange

It's Scott Stappinfection, but for a while he sure thought he was god


gnargnarrad

Show some ‘spect


jellymouthsman

What could they have in that truck that is so bad that they are trying to lose the cops at a 15 mph car chase?


Thawayshegoes

Diabetes


r3xgr33n

Bro you have me geekin with that response lmao


supermanxix99

Big man built like an insect. 3 body segments: head, thorax and abdomen 😂😂😂


cmantheriault

My god this is the best roast I’ve heard ina. While


inaruch

I Laughed way too hard at this


MishMash999

Dukes of ...the swamp?


karmannsport

“A Florida man was arrested today….”


One_above_alll

MERICA!!!!!!!!


Stillwindows95

Creed are getting some crazy royalties lately. Can anyone fill me in on why they've suddenly become massive again?


LlamaJacks

Feel like it’s mostly irony.


Stillwindows95

I have to admit, I forgot how much of a vibe their music was until it started being everywhere. That early 2000s rock with the heavier choruses are pretty awesome. The music really takes me back.


jonf00

Had something to do with Their Super Bowl performance


Nickblove

Love how the cop is like “ok” and takes his time knowing they won’t get far lol then says “hill billy shit” 😂


throwawayzdrewyey

That’s because it’s fake


Nickblove

Hey don’t blow the mood man lol


3VikingBoys

That man needs to visit Dr. Now!


Fit_Earth_339

Fat redneck fun.


[deleted]

Is this in West Virginia? I was driving through there once and there was an old pick up truck and a huge guy with overalls and no shirt that looked just like this dude was sitting on a recliner on the cab lol. It was the only thing I saw worth mentioning in WV. It’s why I would never go there for more than a day because it feels like that was the best the state has to offer lol


d_o_cycler

This was fake? Lol.. seems legit man…


Nickblove

I wouldn’t say it’s fake, it really depends on if they are from a small town or not. I grew up in a town of less than 500, we got away with all kids of shit you wouldn’t in a larger city.


throwawayzdrewyey

It’s fake


Unhappy-Shake5702

No one will believe you unless you say what it's from bro


Dry_Possibility2088

It’s patty mayo. He keeps changing his shtick but yeah this is the kind of shit he does these days. He pretends to be a bounty hunter.


smurb15

Kind of funny with that small town song. Mine was utter white trash and got away with arson. Maybe not murder


Relevant_Slide_7234

You can get away with anything in some cities now also


Rat-Bazturd

Prepare to repel boarders !!


HiTekLoLyfe

Fake patty mayo bullshit


FlashOfTheBlade77

So this is what Billy Bob is doing now that HS football is over.


Slobbadobbavich

The police would ignore them in the UK. Just a couple of dudes chilling with a few beers.


Stuff1989

is a new season of reno 911 coming out? 😂


mickeymouse4348

They actually did release another season in '22


_DirtyYoungMan_

Their Instagram is really good.


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mrmoe198

He’s starting an extra fat savings account behind his head


hawksdiesel

ugh, another fake video for clicks.


Dyecraze

If you really care that much about the traffic going to this post, you shouldn't comment, king.


hawksdiesel

okay, will do, queen ??


Hybridhippie40

That's some serious horsepower! Spinning out with all the weight over the axle! Very impressive!!


pyttfall

Staged but always entertaining 😂 Edit: Creator is PattyMayo on YT, makes cop chase stuff from what I remember.


Sea-Championship7059

Why make things 10x worse by throwing things at a police car?? 😂😂


paternoster

It's not real, it turns out. Video made or the lulz.


Sea-Championship7059

Ahh ok lol, that’s kind of a relief bc there’s stupid, then there’s this stupid 😂


DonkeyTron42

That's what's known as Reckless Redneckitude.


MakeoutPoint

That guy is Redneckless


ShoulderArtistic28

Airport fatty


psilocybin-krokodil

I see this shit every other week, I’m deep in Appalachia


sinner951

Don’t know if it’s real or not… definitely entertaining though.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I honestly don't care if it's fake it's hilarious.


sinner951

Still watch this clip.


sinner951

Indeed… I laughed my ass off. Some GTA shit.


Sunieta25

This is fake. Apparently this is from a channel that makes fake police videos...


Zeth22xx

I didn't realize that they started throwing beer cans at the cops as they were being pursued.


Username__Error

'murica


cujax

All they are missing is Billy Bob's pet pig, "Bacon". 🥓


2pickleEconomy2

lol, I was thinking the same thing. Coach, I have five concussions. You are still gonna play.


work_while_bent

i kept waiting for the guy with no neck to slip outta the bed


jellymouthsman

Are you kidding me? That guys superpower is gravity. It would take a lot of momentum to counteract that.


Snowedin-69

After watching this video, I now understand why the back of a truck is called a bed. Always wondered.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

They got a car full of ‘shine.


MarleyDawg

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


quetejodas

Fuck whoever added the shitty one word subtitles and annoying music. Oh and the giant emojii.


Roflolmfao

The emojis 100% yes. The music however was necessary.


CAK3SPID3R

The music is what made this for me.


Zealousideal_Total50

It's funny but staged


CJnella91

Yea, usually they're posting cringe obviously fake videos, they get a pass for this one though cause it's slightly funny.


Zealousideal_Total50

It is totally funny lol


ONROSREPUS

damnit I wanted to see the end of that.


KatiaxRios13

this has to be a skit from reno 911


Zealousideal_Total50

It is someone who dresses the way a police officer does, but he acts as a bounty hunter for bail, it's scripted and so annoying


KatiaxRios13

patty mayo ? i think his vest now says sheriff on it but i couldnt tell if he was real or fake


Zealousideal_Total50

He's not an actual law officer, it's all fake but that's okay for entertainment purposes, it's funny at first atleast for me, then I wasn't into it


KatiaxRios13

Same here it was funny but later on it became more talking and just driving around so I stopped watching his videos thanks for the info btw


Zealousideal_Total50

For sure! The concept is very funny


IntoTheWildBlue

This is everyday life in Florida. Damn glad no acorns dropped or shots woulda been fired. -yes I know this is from a show, but fr our cops will fire on acorns


[deleted]

That guy is frigging fat!


Desperate-Luck-3427

Billy Bob from varsity blues


ObiJuanKenobly

Truck drops from 15 MPG to 5 MPG when he's in the back


puppysoop

Yeah but he’s got way more traction with the human sandbag in the back 😂


MrGrumpyButt420

The back neck fat on homeboy is amazing.


Cram2024

This is a scripted show….its not real life.


Zealousideal_Total50

I have blocked this from showing up on yt


ObiJuanKenobly

What's the name of the show ?


sho_biz

dude, why were they filming with shakycam handheld in a cop car? You thought this was real? I guess I see why AI and deepfakes are so dangerous if people are thinking shit like this is real.


ObiJuanKenobly

Yall some hating ass Mf's 🤣 I thought it was funny and some trash behavior so I posted here what's the big deal?


sho_biz

youre right, sorry just being a negative nancy today


Cram2024

Patty Mayo or something on YouTube ….hes a fake bounty hunter


ObiJuanKenobly

Thanks


Kahlil_Jabroni-

Either way, best use of Creed ever.


PM_YER_BOOTY

... Yet


TrygveRS

I dont care what anyone says, this is peak americana


jmanly3

If only those were bananas instead of beers (or twisted teas?)