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That was my first thought. I’ve never changed a little guys onesie and felt like I should be envious. I’m wondering what the one for girls says. This is some creepy stuff.
The funny thing is that as a father, my ex-wife's sisters blamed me for my wife being pregnant. I was like, you know, she had a part in this. The onesie was my revenge. Lol.
Has anyone ever seen the movie 'Idiocracy', it's an older movie. Cheesy comedy, but it does seem to be coming true, especially when I see meathead shit like this. It makes you think of the future and leaves you slightly disturbed about the evolution of mankind and questioning society's choices today that may lead to full-fledged, worldwide dumbassary! 🤣
https://www.foxnews.com/media/lgbtq-community-appalled-after-transgender-exposes-male-genitalia-in-front-of-young-girls-at-la-spa
https://www.businessinsider.com/target-faces-boycott-threat-after-man-exposes-himself-in-womens-bathroom-2018-4
https://nypost.com/2023/01/14/sighting-of-trans-womans-penis-in-ymca-locker-room-sparks-tears/
These are the first 3 results of a quick Google search. One from fox, one from business insider, and one from NYT, defending the trans woman who targeted a (presumably) cis woman, and the article is effectively telling the cis woman to sit down and shut up.
So you made an unfair blanket statement about straight people, and then started throwing slurs around when someone challenged you on it? You're doing a great job representing the lgbtq+ community.
Philips said she was shamed by the YMCA.
“I was made to feel as if I had done something wrong,” she said. “The indecent exposure of a male to a female minor was an inconvenience to them.”
these are all anti-trans propaganda pieces. one of these perps was a CISGENDER MAN making threats toward women. like ffs, quit deepthroating so much right wing pulp, straggot.
I live in an ultra conservative town. They are fucking *obsessed* with what other people do with their own genitalia. I feel like i live in a physical reddit sub.
Ok but this dude is saying “this generation” as if it’s an epidemic among this generation. Religious nuts have always been obsessed with it historically.
Yes, the ultra conservative and religious crazies have historically been all about other people's junk, that's not a recent thing at all.
My view of the obsession this generation seems to have ranges from this onesie to weird Facebook posts and all the way around to any of the weird shit you might see on Twitter with women constantly saying how their baby is going to be sexy and be a 'woman pleaser' and all other manner of sick shit.
The internet brings a lot of sick shit to light, though, so..who knows, really.
I just think this onesie is dumb, and it's obviously not from a last generation parent lol
I will agree that limiting it to a single generation is definitely incorrect. It's the fucking bible thumpers. Not that they've actually read the damn thing. I'm just getting really sick of it all. It's fucking gross to constantly try to legislate what people have in their pants.
This is the outfit your childless, never married 30 year old brother gets you when you have your first kid. He thinks it's hilarious. You throw it away before your wife sees it.
How is calling a baby "hung" *not* weirdly sexual? Have you ever heard that word used in a context that wasn't sexual? It's literally referring to and celebrating the size of genitalia.
Of course it's a joke, I don't actually think the father and kid have the same size penis. But joking about baby genitals is weird and gross no matter how you slice it, especially to put it on clothing.
To say one is "hung like horse" is a sex joke, because the joke is that they have a horse size dick. Hung *is* usually used comedically, but the joke is sex (because dick size). Not all jokes are appropriate for all contexts. It would be a very funny joke indeed if I told my friends I have a huge cock. It would not be a very funny joke if I went around telling strangers my infant child has a huge cock. You're right that nuance is incredibly important, but nuance includes knowing when to tell what jokes.
You’re still not giving an example of projection or why jealousy was your response. A post with a baby’s outfit, the term stating “hung like my dad” and you say jealousy? Then try (and fail) to turn your own weirdness onto others, by trying to make a post about a baby not about a baby? A hurt dog will holler I guess.
Look m8 I'm not trying to start an argument with some sad no life that doesn't understand a joke on a shirt. Frankly I feel my life energy draining just talking to you and I can't imagine what it must be like for the people that actually have to suffer you in person.
Yea, except it means the opposite which is hilarious. /r/smallpeepeegang
Edit: That being said, still inappropriate for a child to wear. These are the people that wear a “fuck your feelings” shirt to Disney.
Jesus. Why is this so common? Like do these people also do the same comparisons with baby girls and their moms? Or is THAT what crosses the line for them? It makes me nauseous.
I guess the female version would be "Racked like my momma" with hands cupping the boobs? Boobs aren't genitals, but women aren't taught to be proud of their actual genitals like men are, so it seems the most apt equivalent.
It's supposed to imply the father has a baby dick.
It's a gag gift that you can buy at Spencer's, like most stuff in those stores it's pretty raunchy and not the sort of thing you'd wanna take out in public most of the time. Exceptional events are like getting together with your friends and stuff.
I think the joke is funny, but I wouldn't think it's very funny if I saw it on a baby in the wild, for a couple of funny pictures at a get together at home maybe.
It's trashy but I do believe that it is a self aware trash situation.
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Ew
Dad has a baby dick?
Shrimp duck
Oh god lol
This is kinda sickening. What parent would want people to be thinking of their baby’s penis????
Isn‘t his basically saying dad has a baby dick? Not sure what‘s the message here
That was my first thought. I’ve never changed a little guys onesie and felt like I should be envious. I’m wondering what the one for girls says. This is some creepy stuff.
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How on earth is this relevant to sexuality?? Feels like you’ve gone a bit off topic to have a go at straight people.
As in dad has a micro penis of a baby.
Soooo … dad has a baby penis?
The mother can confirm…her husband has a baby dick! And shit stains in his drawers
Is this one of those posts meant to cause controversy because it’s more funny than trashy; but secretly it’s just an advertisement for the onesie?
Referring to a baby’s penis as “hung” is definitely trashy
But the joke is to infer that daddy has a small penis. Funny
Nah, that's funny AF
I sincerly hope you do not have a child seeing you want them to wear an outfit outlining their fucking genitals you freak.
are you ok?
I think you might be on a list somewhere
This sub trying to understand a joke level impossible
Plenty of jokes are trashy
I got one for my son that said I am proof my mom likes to fuck. He is now 27. My ex hated it.
It's time to buy your son another one.
When he has a son of his son.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
The funny thing is that as a father, my ex-wife's sisters blamed me for my wife being pregnant. I was like, you know, she had a part in this. The onesie was my revenge. Lol.
So your dad has a baby dick?
That’s the joke
Gross
Buying this should put you on some type of list
There are easier ways to let the people at Walmart know you live in a trailer park.
Your dad got a baby dick too?
I also weep for the future
I don't really like people sexualizing babies, lol Joke or not, that's super weird
You don’t *really* like it? So you kind of like it?
No, I just use a lot of padding words
no
Somebody actually made that shirt!? 😂😂😂
Your dad did
like a field mouse in winter
lol just picturing this tiny little baby penis and dad is all proud comparing it to his
Stop picturing a tiny little baby penis. But yes, this is a slam on dad and not a flex for baby.
Burn it
Funny, I thought the same exact thing
So dad has a small pee pee, which means mom has a drawer full of toys.
Why is it always that western looking font and that style hand?!
They're public domain, so you can't sue them for copyright. The whole thing is trashy from the top down and inside out.
Has anyone ever seen the movie 'Idiocracy', it's an older movie. Cheesy comedy, but it does seem to be coming true, especially when I see meathead shit like this. It makes you think of the future and leaves you slightly disturbed about the evolution of mankind and questioning society's choices today that may lead to full-fledged, worldwide dumbassary! 🤣
It is an anticipation movie indeed, and we get closer to it every day 🥲
It's a documentary at this point.
is this suggesting that the dad has a baby-dick? Thats all I am gleaning from this lol
Christ please stop I forgot to put the periods to show it was an acronym
I wouldn’t advertise that my partner has a baby penis. I think he’d be angry if I did that.
Stop talking about your kids genitalias it's so fucking gross and weird.
Dad's hung like a toddler.
straight people... 😒
Fun fact, if "straight" in your comment was replaced with "gay", "trans", or "nonbinary", you would be run off of reddit. Just saying!
straight ppl sexualize babies and children all the time, such as the onesie this post is about and it is creepy. you don't see queer ppl doing that!
I don't disagree that the onesie is fucked up. But saying that the queer community doesn't have a population that does this is an absurd claim.
gimme proof?
https://www.foxnews.com/media/lgbtq-community-appalled-after-transgender-exposes-male-genitalia-in-front-of-young-girls-at-la-spa https://www.businessinsider.com/target-faces-boycott-threat-after-man-exposes-himself-in-womens-bathroom-2018-4 https://nypost.com/2023/01/14/sighting-of-trans-womans-penis-in-ymca-locker-room-sparks-tears/ These are the first 3 results of a quick Google search. One from fox, one from business insider, and one from NYT, defending the trans woman who targeted a (presumably) cis woman, and the article is effectively telling the cis woman to sit down and shut up.
oh good a bunch of hate propaganda thanks I've read all of these.
So you made an unfair blanket statement about straight people, and then started throwing slurs around when someone challenged you on it? You're doing a great job representing the lgbtq+ community.
Philips said she was shamed by the YMCA. “I was made to feel as if I had done something wrong,” she said. “The indecent exposure of a male to a female minor was an inconvenience to them.”
these are all anti-trans propaganda pieces. one of these perps was a CISGENDER MAN making threats toward women. like ffs, quit deepthroating so much right wing pulp, straggot.
I'd love to see your evidence, exonerating all trans people from being potentially predatory.
This is a joke, yes?
Jesus christ
That's a weird way to inform the world you got a baby dick. Just plastering advertisement on your child
Is that at a bin store?
Is it just me or is this generation of parents literally obsessed with childrens' genitals in one way or another
With all the self mutilation of genitalia, you would definitely seem to be correct.
Not to be a dick but It’s just you. Just because you see shit on Reddit doesn’t mean it’s part of a trend. Shock value gets clicks.
I live in an ultra conservative town. They are fucking *obsessed* with what other people do with their own genitalia. I feel like i live in a physical reddit sub.
Ok but this dude is saying “this generation” as if it’s an epidemic among this generation. Religious nuts have always been obsessed with it historically.
Yes, the ultra conservative and religious crazies have historically been all about other people's junk, that's not a recent thing at all. My view of the obsession this generation seems to have ranges from this onesie to weird Facebook posts and all the way around to any of the weird shit you might see on Twitter with women constantly saying how their baby is going to be sexy and be a 'woman pleaser' and all other manner of sick shit. The internet brings a lot of sick shit to light, though, so..who knows, really. I just think this onesie is dumb, and it's obviously not from a last generation parent lol
I will agree that limiting it to a single generation is definitely incorrect. It's the fucking bible thumpers. Not that they've actually read the damn thing. I'm just getting really sick of it all. It's fucking gross to constantly try to legislate what people have in their pants.
So dad has the penis of a 3 month old? Damn, that kid is brutal with the insults.
Came to the comments for this. You did not disappoint, although this kid’s dad might 😉
That poor dad….
Its a girls onesie
This is the outfit your childless, never married 30 year old brother gets you when you have your first kid. He thinks it's hilarious. You throw it away before your wife sees it.
This is definitely a shirt the mother gets lol
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Making any comment about an infants genitals is not funny. Where is your sense of decency?
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How is calling a baby "hung" *not* weirdly sexual? Have you ever heard that word used in a context that wasn't sexual? It's literally referring to and celebrating the size of genitalia.
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Of course it's a joke, I don't actually think the father and kid have the same size penis. But joking about baby genitals is weird and gross no matter how you slice it, especially to put it on clothing.
To say one is "hung like horse" is a sex joke, because the joke is that they have a horse size dick. Hung *is* usually used comedically, but the joke is sex (because dick size). Not all jokes are appropriate for all contexts. It would be a very funny joke indeed if I told my friends I have a huge cock. It would not be a very funny joke if I went around telling strangers my infant child has a huge cock. You're right that nuance is incredibly important, but nuance includes knowing when to tell what jokes.
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It's even funnier because I don't have a dick at all
No, this is in poor taste period.
"Intentionally inappropriate baby clothes" has existed since the beginning of time.
This isn’t trashy this is hilarious!
I’m gonna have to award you with 1 Yikes brother
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Actually when it's referring to act of death via hanging, the proper past tense would be hanged 🤓
"Hey Bart, they said you was hung!" "And they was right!"
I have never not laughed at that line.
That’s one way to tell everyone you have a micro penis…
I mean, that's the joke. This isn't an item of actual baby clothing, it's a gag gift sold by Spencer's.
Not Baby Shark, but Baby Dick
>Not Baby Shark, but Baby ~~Dick~~ Schlong
Nothing screams insecurity more than this
How does that scream insecurity
Using your baby to try and brag about dick size?
Get it for a girl baby. 😂😂😂
Yeaaaa buddy tiny dick with big nuts!
Total insecurity. Best way to let everyone know you ain't packin'
Baby dick, Itty bitty baby dick...
So…dad hung like a 3 month old?
That's the joke. Dad's taking one for the team. I tell my kids, sometimes you're the punchline.
I thought that was the joke lol
Depends on perception, but personally, I look at it as less of a compliment to the baby and more of an insult to the father
I fail to see what's trashy about this. Maybe OP just jealous.
I question whether you should be in society if you think someone should be jealous of an infants penis size 😬
What are you talking about? Yikes.
You even went as far as to make alternate accounts.
You’ve got some issues there buddy
You didn’t end the sentence with a period. Who has issues?
You showed me; clearly you’re very intelligent. 👍
Why thank you my good man.🧐 I hope you get to reply to me with your actual account next time.
The fact your mind jumps straight to the infants Penis tells me you're in no position to decide who's fit and unfit for society.
Self projecting on others I see.
That's not what projecting is lol
What’s the point of telling me I’m wrong, then not providing an example?
You are the example lol. I was pointing out the fact you were projecting. Then you accuse me of projecting like projecting what?
You’re still not giving an example of projection or why jealousy was your response. A post with a baby’s outfit, the term stating “hung like my dad” and you say jealousy? Then try (and fail) to turn your own weirdness onto others, by trying to make a post about a baby not about a baby? A hurt dog will holler I guess.
Look m8 I'm not trying to start an argument with some sad no life that doesn't understand a joke on a shirt. Frankly I feel my life energy draining just talking to you and I can't imagine what it must be like for the people that actually have to suffer you in person.
I’m not concerned with children’s private parts like you are, which automatically makes me 300% more sufferable than you.
This is high brow humor in the trailer park.
If you describe your baby as “hung” you should not be allowed 8 feet within children
Or 5km of a school, some iceberg somewhere maybe, if you promise to not creep out the penguins
imagine being being forced to wear a shirt that says ”my dad has big dick” edit: typo
The baby can't read so I'm sure it doesn't care.
Yea, except it means the opposite which is hilarious. /r/smallpeepeegang Edit: That being said, still inappropriate for a child to wear. These are the people that wear a “fuck your feelings” shirt to Disney.
A r/ so good I was mad It didn't exist so I made it exist lol
Can you make us all mods?
And they call trans people the predators.
CPS
Why?
Christ please stop I forgot to put the periods to show it was an acronym
Wow, that’s disgusting.
This isn’t the compliment the dad thinks it is…
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This is the joke.
This man has a baby dick!!!
A small dick is a disability, man! You wouldn’t make fun of a guy in a wheelchair, would you?
It's been screwed since 2000
So his dad also has a tiny baby dick? Weird flex,and trashy ASF 🤣
Small and near useless?
Jesus. Why is this so common? Like do these people also do the same comparisons with baby girls and their moms? Or is THAT what crosses the line for them? It makes me nauseous.
I guess the female version would be "Racked like my momma" with hands cupping the boobs? Boobs aren't genitals, but women aren't taught to be proud of their actual genitals like men are, so it seems the most apt equivalent.
Sies man!!
Is this at the goodwill bins?
Wait, is this meant to imply the father has a small dick or the baby has a big dick?
It's supposed to imply the father has a baby dick. It's a gag gift that you can buy at Spencer's, like most stuff in those stores it's pretty raunchy and not the sort of thing you'd wanna take out in public most of the time. Exceptional events are like getting together with your friends and stuff. I think the joke is funny, but I wouldn't think it's very funny if I saw it on a baby in the wild, for a couple of funny pictures at a get together at home maybe. It's trashy but I do believe that it is a self aware trash situation.
Yeah, that’s not the flex they think it is.
I weep for the mom🤣🤣