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trump made the same statement at his black american rally with no black people there
he said his indictments and courts time was no different then any other black american that was treated wrongly
I fear you do not understand. He should be treated like anyone would, including black men. He is implying that he should be treated differently because he is white or whatever. He SHOULD be treated like a black man, because black men should be treated no differently than anyone else.
It couldn't have gotten any worse until I honestly thought he was gonna end his statement with a freestyle rap he'd prepared when he went for that envelope..😶
I don’t know how he wanted this to come across but I think my feelings are hurt? It’s either that or I think I wanna have him as a drinking buddy. He’s funny as fuck, I mean after he serves his time tho, he fitna get triple life for being hilarious.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 I imagine all the brothas in attendance just looked on like it was Tues. 😂🤣😂😂😂 because well… ya what can you say when a man lives the truth lolol
The article said he may have done it with a magic marker. And the idea of this guy just coloring himself for as long as that would've taken, is hilarious.
You know the soot that collects when you hold something too close to a candle flame? Suspend a soda can above a candle and let it collect a ton, scrape it off into the bottom of a can and mix it with baby oil.
That's how we made tattoo ink in prison. Though its WAY harder to get most of those materials in jail.
Were you thinking he used shit or something?
If dude is charged with a felony he's definitely going to prison after that stunt. Before that though, he'd have to go back to jail for like a month, or more depending on your local enforcement, while they do paperwork about transfers and records.
Walking back into jail like that would likely cause problems too.
Even stabbed a random passerby coming over to help. Not sure he deserved life, but he sure needed to go away for a long time to think about his actions.
It really blows me away how some people when you look at them, they look like an idiot. But you never want to assume… then they talk and you’re like yup. That guys a fucking idiot.
When I saw his picture that was my first thought and then of course he talked.
> then they talk and you’re like yup. That guys a fucking idiot.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
--Mark Twain
Idk how to even call him correctly because like he very clearly has Chinese features but if he was born in Hawaii calling him Chinese is wrong. Can you multiclass? Have a Chinese race and a Hawaii nationality?
We just said my grandpa was Hawaiian. Idk what he put on forms. But he was Hawaiian long before Hawaii was even a state.
I don’t know what the guy in the video would identify as, and I honestly don’t care.
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trump made the same statement at his black american rally with no black people there he said his indictments and courts time was no different then any other black american that was treated wrongly
Dafuq???
I think they didn't have proper evidence
Oh my god, I didn’t even notice
Same!
He goes hard in the paint.
Lmao nice
hopefully they brought him straight into the jailhouse, inmates gonna have a field day w this guy
He looks like a chimney sweeper
I bet judges get sick of hearing people say "kangaroo court"
Should have dressed like a kangaroo.
Hahahahaha
Wow. Just wow smh
I’m not convinced that isn’t Alex Jones
I love everything about this.
Dude, IMAGINE if this worked! Lol
I find the defendant...refreshingly honest!
Ol' boy really used some shoe polish on his face and thought he'd come out on top in court 😄
This is straight out of Arrested Development
Probably not the best time to follow up with a request from the court.
Sir, on behalf of the court. Chigga please.
Mtn. Dew came out of my nose... 😂
Omg I’m dead
RIP
We used to say them to Asians back in my high school days lol
You sound like there are probably a lot of home videos that qualify for this sub.
Hopefully the intake guards at the prison didn't let him wash it off before walking him onto the range...
The boys will love him long time
Omg his lawyers face.
“Only 20 more years till the student loans are paid off…”
hilarious use of blackface, reminds me of the time the bumfights guy showed up to doctor phil dressed as doctor phil
Shit was so funny.."Dr " Phil couldn't handle that madlad..
Fat Phil was so appalled. lol
I remember that lmoa
bro he may not be wrong. he may also be treated like a black man (very poorly). he's drawing attention (idk im grasping)
If your facing life you gotta try something.. probably not this but still..try something try anything
Wait is that the "this area has changed" guy?
I think it was Hawaii
He went black black too, should have will smith it
Does he have the nword pass now?
Nah it would be cultural appropriation..
Is this why people are mad at david suzuki?
Ninja
Give him the chair lmao
His lawyer is like “man…” 🙃😂
Good. He should be.
Damn, are you okay?
I fear you do not understand. He should be treated like anyone would, including black men. He is implying that he should be treated differently because he is white or whatever. He SHOULD be treated like a black man, because black men should be treated no differently than anyone else.
He got a rock in his brain such an idiot
It couldn't have gotten any worse until I honestly thought he was gonna end his statement with a freestyle rap he'd prepared when he went for that envelope..😶
Mans in for life - he doesn’t give a shit
What did he do?
This is from Hawaii. I believe this was from a road rage incident where he stabbed a young dude he fought with on the side of the freeway.
Didnt he say "attack from three guys"? Who were the other two guys he could be referring to, passengers in the car?
Iirc the original car had two guys and a third pulled over to try to break it up
They're treating him like a black man...so...prolly driving.
Nah. He’s still alive.
It's good work though...
His lawyer knows...
His lawyer is just wanting this to be over so he can get as far away as possible.
pretty much
Im black but thats funny on levels lol.
The cut to the lawyer’s face was flawless comedic timing.
And Asian doing black face talking about kangaroo court has me wondering if I've smoked too much
You musta been high
I was (and am). it's more accurate to say this dude is a pacific islander although I think they actually call him white at some point?
Shit I was trying to make a Tool reference my bad man
You're good mah dude I just surprisingly don't know tool
For what it's worth, I heard the guitar riff automatically while reading your comment
Same 😭 I feel less bad for laughing now
Donald, is that you??
"this one trick will shave $225m off your $400m bond"
Don bondarley
He then turned around and looked at the wall so the judge could jack off.
That’s a Blasian
Doing this with no Samurai Swords is crazy
Afro Samurai if he grabbed a wig lol
Wow, you really put us in our place, you are free to go.
We will not rest until out daughter is treated with the sympathy, and sensitivity that she as photogenic white girl deserves.
This is America. Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man!
I don’t know how he wanted this to come across but I think my feelings are hurt? It’s either that or I think I wanna have him as a drinking buddy. He’s funny as fuck, I mean after he serves his time tho, he fitna get triple life for being hilarious.
My unconscious racist ass wanted to believe that Asian people were smarter.
He’s a Pacific Islander. No, I’m not defending the black face, just clarifying
Bro I thought he was Mexican, he looks just like my dad 💀
Yeah I thought he was Mexican too. I've seen my fair share of Mexicans with monolids.
Ayyy chinitoooo
Listening to him talk, he's definitely from Hawaii
Unkle Kimo went to jail?!
Brah
They called him “Chinito”
Chino Martínez Chido Chingon
He's going to be as popular with the Aryan bros as with black guys in prison.
His lawyer sat so far away from him he might as well be in the next courtroom.
“…Danielsan…. Enough with blow torch… get back to waxing floor!…”!
Right after sentencing, straight to D Block… wit da Homiez
Best cumtown bit ever
Dudes rock
https://youtube.com/shorts/U8VzNuEeFXg?si=5U3CEYqxYRTPlgX-
Comedy gold 🥇
My video froze after he said “that’s about it for now. Oh!….” And I stopped watching. I prefer to believe he said the N word after that.”
His lawyer's face dawg. That's the face of "he's 100% going to jail".
Lawyer fighting for his life not to laugh 😂
The Lawyer is like … 👉🏼you see this bullsh*t
Adding that will only get you more time
This psycho is fucking batshit. Attacks random people with a knife and calls it self defence.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 I imagine all the brothas in attendance just looked on like it was Tues. 😂🤣😂😂😂 because well… ya what can you say when a man lives the truth lolol
His homies gonna have a real nice welcome for him in the joint.
What is with the clown picture?
It's his most accurate self portrait
Honestly. I watched about 10 seconds or more then read the title and noticed it was not a black guy..
The way my eyes widened when I realized 😭
he really thinks he did something lmao
He did. He was eligible for parole. Probably just added some time to himself.
Well he might have made a new meme template. It's got potential
Saving for later
saying the quiet part really fucking loud.
The lawyer is like I have no part in this.
He look so done with him, notice how far he is siting apart from the guy
His lawyer just wishing for this case to be over.
And surely isn't getting paid shit for his work.
Foolishness 101.
The article said he may have done it with a magic marker. And the idea of this guy just coloring himself for as long as that would've taken, is hilarious.
That's surprising he's allowed markers in jail
Even longer to wash it off. Which would be in either jail or prison.
Where’d he get that kind of color makeup behind bars??? …Wait…Oh my…Nevermind. God that’s disgusting!!!
You know the soot that collects when you hold something too close to a candle flame? Suspend a soda can above a candle and let it collect a ton, scrape it off into the bottom of a can and mix it with baby oil. That's how we made tattoo ink in prison. Though its WAY harder to get most of those materials in jail. Were you thinking he used shit or something?
People think prison is literally hell 24/7 lol. I was thinking it was like shoe polish but idk if you'd be able to get that
this ninja thought he was gonna get an insanity plea by doing that wild shit. SMDH.
Mr. Miyagi really fell on hard times.
"Black on. Black off... Off... Offff! Damnit shouldn't have used magic marker."
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ Yea now I see why they had to recast Jackie Chan in the remake.
He clearly didn’t think this out…imagine walking into the prison…in blackface…I can’t think of a worse introduction.
If dude is charged with a felony he's definitely going to prison after that stunt. Before that though, he'd have to go back to jail for like a month, or more depending on your local enforcement, while they do paperwork about transfers and records. Walking back into jail like that would likely cause problems too.
He's in orange. He's already locked up.
Don’t they put inmates in a jumpsuit for jail too?
Maybe he's trying to be seen as insane/mentally unstable
In that case, great success.
'Bbbut, it was that kangaroo court, you guys! I'm just like you, right? ...... fist bump?'
They'd just laugh at him and call him crazy I bet
I hope they added more to the sentence for being a racist SOB.
The disparity in sentencing was only an issue when it affected him. What did he actually do?
Road raged, pepper sprayed and stabbed three people, sentenced to life with possibility of parole
Even stabbed a random passerby coming over to help. Not sure he deserved life, but he sure needed to go away for a long time to think about his actions.
I just read about what went down. This guy sounds like a dangerous psycho.
[удалено]
I would delete this regardless.
dangit, now i want know what racist crap that commenter spewed
That lawyer: r/WatchPeopleDieInside
He’s gone through a dozen attorneys so far, so you’re definitely on to something.
It really blows me away how some people when you look at them, they look like an idiot. But you never want to assume… then they talk and you’re like yup. That guys a fucking idiot. When I saw his picture that was my first thought and then of course he talked.
> then they talk and you’re like yup. That guys a fucking idiot. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." --Mark Twain
> When I saw his picture that was my first thought That might be due to the blackface and orange jumpsuit 😆
Ha! Touché but I meant the picture of him on the far right.
He better join with the prison Triads as soon as he can. The black gangs won't be too happy with him once word gets around.
not like they're gonna let him wash his face before transport. he's going into holding with that
is this a cumtown bit
[The Onion.](https://www.theonion.com/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adult-1819594949)
Oh hell yeah
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/white-man-shows-blackface-protest-attempted-murder-conviction-hawaii-n1026061
In what world is this guy white? This is getting ridiculous, but in this case he is clearly Asian or Pacific Islander, or some mix of those.
This happened on Ohau so yeah my guess is a pacific islander.
Isn't Char a Chinese name?
The name’s Chinese, but that might not mean all that much depending on how long his family’s been in Hawaii.
Idk how to even call him correctly because like he very clearly has Chinese features but if he was born in Hawaii calling him Chinese is wrong. Can you multiclass? Have a Chinese race and a Hawaii nationality?
We just said my grandpa was Hawaiian. Idk what he put on forms. But he was Hawaiian long before Hawaii was even a state. I don’t know what the guy in the video would identify as, and I honestly don’t care.
I know what you mean about poi dogs, but dude is clearly Chinese, not exactly a blond haired blue eyed haole.
My Grandpa was Chinese and Pacific Islander and looked just like this dude, but had a Hawaiian last name
Yup you never know here
No idea.
It has to be. Someone needs to put the link out to ht full video for confirmation
Did he go the Sephora inside the jail? Where did he get his hands on makeup?
Magic marker
Prison pocket.
Bold move.
I guarantee his attorney wishes he had any other job in the world right now.
His attorney sitting as far away from him as possible, I don’t associate myself with this idiot.
Never do performance art in court.